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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] player cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Seattle_Garages_.F0.9F.8E.B8|here]].
 
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==Player History==
 
==Player History==
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Latest revision as of 20:12, 13 February 2023

The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season β1. The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the Evil League (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of Mild League (Seasons 6-24).

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Seattle Garages Players.
For the Seattle Garages' roster as of Season β24, see the Beta Garages

Beta Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.) and Shadows Recruitment
β01 00 Malik Destiny 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Theodore Duende 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Avila Guzman 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Luis Acevedo 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Shaquille Torres 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Lang Richardson 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Oliver Mueller 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Allison Abbott 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Bennett Browning 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Mike Townsend 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Tot Clark 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Arturo Huerta 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Ron Monstera 🎸 Original Player
β01 00 Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Original Player
β01 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers Derrick Krueger 🎸 Incineration Opening the Forbidden Book
β03 04 Bennett Browning Tiana Cash 🎸 Incineration
β03 47 Tiana Cash Greer Gwiffin 🎸 Incineration
β03 74 Shaquille Torres Cedric Spliff 🎸 Incineration
β03 80 Derrick Krueger Henry Marshallow 🎸 Incineration
β04 36 Avila Guzman Farrell Seagull 🚤 Feedback
β06 EL Mike Townsend Jaylen Hotdogfingers Blessing 🎸 Lottery Pick
β07 EL Luis Acevedo Oliver Notarobot 🦀 Blessing 🎸 Blind Date
β08 21 Lang Richardson Nolanestophia Patterson 🥧 Feedback
β08 42 Cedric Spliff Quack Enjoyable 🗣️ Feedback
β08 56 Allison Abbott Paula Mason 🥩 Feedback
β08 71 Paula Mason Paula Turnip 🐅 Feedback
β08 102 Farrell Seagull Summers Pony 🥧 Feedback
β08 EL Ron Monstera Durham Spaceman 🎸 Blessing 🎸 New Kid
β08 EL Lori Boston 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Promo Code
β08 EL Chorby Short Terrell Bradley Blessing Lottery Pick
β09 07 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Betsy Trombone 🥧 Feedback
β09 21 Henry Marshallow Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🥧 Feedback
β09 53 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Ortiz Morse 🗣️ Feedback
β10 EL Pitching Machine 🥜 Tiding Fell from THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
β12 EL Greer Gwiffin Nagomi Mcdaniel 🏝️ Will 🎸 Plunder
β12 EL Nagomi Mcdaniel Alaynabella Hollywood 🌹 Will 🌹 Exchange
β12 EL Pitching Machine Mindy Kugel 🐌 Will 🐌 Exchange
β13 64 Mindy Kugel Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🛠️ Feedback
β13 EL Paula Turnip Carmelo Plums 🐅 Will 🐅 Exchange
β13 EL Goodwin Morin Lotus Mango 🏋️‍ Will 🏋️‍ Exchange
β13 EL Magi Ruiz 🎸 Blessing 🎸 Stow Away
β14 LS Wyatt Mason X 🎸 Psychoacoustics
β14 EL Arturo Huerta Chorby Soul Will 🎸 Plunder
β15 EL Chorby Soul Penelope Mathews 📱 Will 📱 Plunder
β15 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers Conditional Yuniesky 👟 Will 👟 Plunder
β15 EL Jaylen Hotdogfingers 👟 Will 🎸 Move
β16 32 Oliver Loofah Howell Franklin 👟 Feedback
β16 EL Lenny Marijuana Hiroto Wilcox 🐅 Will 🐅 Equivalent Exchange
β16 EL Carmelo Plums York Silk 🗣️ Will 🎸 Plunder
β17 15 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Fitzgerald Wanderlust 👟 Feedback
β17 99 York Silk →  Vault 🏅 Preserved
β17 EL Hiroto Wilcox Lenny Marijuana 🐅 Will 🐅 Equivalent Exchange
β17 EL Howell Franklin Brisket Friendo 🌞 Will 🌞 Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL Quack Enjoyable Avila Guzman 🌞 Will 🎸 Equivalent Exchange
β19 91 Avila Guzman Aldon Cashmoney IV 🦀 Feedback
β19 104 Sparks Beans Lenjamin Zhuge 🎸 Incineration
β19 EL Aldon Cashmoney IV →  Vault 🏅 Dusted
β20 EL Terrell Bradley Oliver Loofah 👟 Will 🎸 Equivalent Exchange
β22 63 Kathy Mathews 🌹 Super Roamin' The Fifth Base
β22 LS Uncle Plasma VI 🏅 Gift Shop
β22 LS Liquid Friend VI 🏅 Gift Shop
β22 EL Fairwood Patchwork Michelle Sportsman 🦀 Will 🍬 Equivalent Exchange
β22 EL Lotus Mango →  Philly Pies 🥧 Blessing 🥧 Under Taker
β22 EL Liquid Friend VI →  Vault 🏅 Dusted
β22 EL Uncle Plasma VI →  Vault 🏅 Dusted
β23 117 Castillo Turner →  Rising Stars 💫 Drafted ILB Semi-Centennial
β23 117 James Nolan 💫 Cut Fell From Rising Stars
β23 117 Abner Pothos 💫 Cut Fell From Rising Stars
β23 117 Castillo Turner 💫 Cut Fell From Rising Stars
β24 06 Tot Clark Marion Shriffle 🎸 Incineration
β24 09 Castillo Turner →  Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ Super Roamin' The Fifth Base
β24 18 Parker MacMillan 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 20 Oliver Mueller 🎸 Redacted
β24 21 Mike Townsend 🎸 Redacted
β24 27 Parker MacMillan →  Philly Pies 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 36 Parker MacMillan 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 45 Parker MacMillan →  Hades Tigers 🐅 Super Roamin'
β24 81 Parker MacMillan 🌟 Super Roamin'
β24 90 Parker MacMillan →  Hades Tigers 🐅 Super Roamin'

NEW Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
FB 01 Henry Marshallow 🥧 Fall Ball
FB 02 Timmy Vine 📱 Fall Ball
FB 03 Chambers Simmons 🌹 Fall Ball
FB 04 Jesús Rodriguez 🥧 Fall Ball
FB 05 Baby Triumphant 🔥 Fall Ball
FB 06 Rivers Clembons 🚤 Fall Ball
FB 07 Brisket Friendo 🎸 Fall Ball
FB 08 Sheev Shriffle 🥧 Fall Ball
FB 09 Hendricks Richardson 🌮 Fall Ball
FB 10 Seren Moss 🌮 Fall Ball
01 01 Mindy Rahman 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 01 Deion Gamage 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 01 Susan Witherspoon 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 01 Josephine Aster 🎸 NEW Original Player
01 03 Jasper Destiny 🌹 Horizon (weather)
01 19 Rigby Friedrich 🔱 Horizon (weather)
01 67 Chandra Blortles 🌹 Horizon (weather)
02 34 Jenkins Ingram 💋 Can't Lose
02 35 Jenkins Ingram San Francisco Lovers 💋 Can't Lose
02 36 Jenkins Ingram 💋 Can't Lose
02 37 Jenkins Ingram Boston Flowers 🌹 Can't Lose
02 38 Jenkins Ingram 🌹 Can't Lose
02 42 Jenkins Ingram Chicago Firefighters 🔥 Can't Lose
02 43 Jenkins Ingram 🔥 Can't Lose
02 44 Jenkins Ingram Chicago Firefighters 🔥 Can't Lose
02 45 Jenkins Ingram 🔥 Can't Lose
02 48 Jenkins Ingram Chicago Firefighters 🔥 Can't Lose
02 50 Chambers Simmons → Shadows 🎸 Knighted
02 54 Pedro Davids 🦀 Horizon (weather)

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' Seasons Results Hub.

The Discipline Era

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)
Season Wins Record Postseason Election Summary
β1 43 43-56 Entered Party Time on Day 91
β2 46 46-53 Entered Party Time on Day 93
3 48 48-51 Entered Party Time on Day 97
4 49 49-50 Entered Party Time on Day 96
5 52 52-47 Entered Party Time on Day 96
6 53 53-46 Seed: 4th

Division Series:
Won 3-0 vs. Pies
League Series:
Won 3-0 vs. Tigers
Internet Series:
Lost 0-3 vs. Crabs

7 55 55-44 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Lost 1-3 vs. Mild Wings

8 65 65-34 Seed: 1st

Division Series:
Lost 0-3 vs. Pies

9 60 60-39 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Pies
League Series:
Lost 1-3 vs. Shoe Thieves

10 47 47-52 Entered Party Time on Day 91
11 55 55-46 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Won 4-1 vs. Magic
Internet Series:
Lost 1-3 vs. Sunbeams

  • The Garages were assigned Arcana VIII Justice.

The Expansion Era

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)
Season Wins Record Postseason Election Summary
12 53 53-46 Seed: 3rd

Division Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Fridays
League Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Shoe Thieves
Internet Series:
Lost 2-3 vs. Tigers

13 50 51-48 Entered Party Time on Day 89
14 39 41-58 Entered Party Time on Day 85
15 24 25-74 Entered Party Time on Day 74
16 34 35-64 Entered Party Time on Day 77
17 48 48-51 Entered Party Time on Day 91
18 32 34-65 Entered Party Time on Day 78
19 -36 36-63 Seed: 1st

Division Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Lovers
League Series:
Won 3-2 vs. Magic
Internet Series:
Lost 2-3 vs. Lift

20 26 37-62 Entered Party Time on Day 72

Underbracket
Seed: 1st
Division Series:
Won 3-1 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Lost 0-3 vs. Lovers

21 40 30-69 Entered Party Time on Day 91

Underbracket
Seed: 1st
Division Series:
Lost 1-4 vs. Moist Talkers

22 61 49-50 Entered Party Time on Day 93

Underbracket
Seed: 5th
Wild Card:
Lost 1-2 vs. Millenials

23 67 57-42 Seed: 2nd

Division Series:
Won 3-0 vs. Shoe Thieves
League Series:
Lost 3-4 vs. Moist Talkers

24 27 59-38 Party Time was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) on Day 64
  • The Seattle Garages went  Rogue at Latesiesta and Incinerated the Coin on Day 82.
  • The Seattle Garages were Nullified on Day 98
  • The Seattle Garages will Return.

The Coronation Era

The Coronation Era (NEW Seasons 1-?)
Season Wins Record Postseason Election Summary
N01 53 53-37 Seed: 4th

Division Series:
Lost 3-1 vs. Wild Wings

N02 43 43-47 Entered Party Time after Game 80
  • The Garages won no Blessings

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.

The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.

They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.

Staff

Coaches

The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.

Mascots

Main Page: United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers.

Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.

The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before Season β2, and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.

Commentary

Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.

The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.

Common Chants

  • "PARK IT!"
  • "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
  • "TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
  • "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)

Fan Art

See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.