San Francisco Lovers
The San Francisco Lovers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild High division of the Mild League and based in San Francisco. Previously, the team was a member of the Lawful Good division of the Good League, and of the Wild High division of the Wild League. The Lovers have been a part of the league since Season β1.
Muna Sichantha (On side-quest)
- Paul Barnes (Beta/Season 3, Day 5; replaced by Sandford Garner)
- Miguel Javier (Beta/Season 3, Day 11; replaced by Kennedy Meh)
- Helga Moreno (Beta/Season 23, Day 97; replaced by Yulia Skitter)
- Ramiel Jang (Season 2, day 27; replaced by Muna Sichantha)
- Sigmund Castillo (Season 6, Day 61; replaced by Alexander Horne)
- Kennedy Meh (Season 9, Day 98; replaced by NaN)
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season 12, Day 12; replaced by Yeong-Ho Garcia)
- NaN (Season 12, Day 31; replaced by Fletcher Yamamoto)
- Yosh Carpenter (Season 13, Day 79; replaced by Gabriel Griffith)
- Cannonball Sports (Season 18, Day 58; replaced by Foxy Pebble)
- Knight Triumphant (Season 18, Day 85; replaced by Conner Haley)
- Don Mitchell (Season 19, Day 3; replaced by Bates Bentley)
- Conner Haley (Season 19, Day 62; replaced by Tot Fox)
- Percival Wheeler (Season 21, Day 70; replaced by Jacob Winner)
- King Roland (Season 21, Day 71; replaced by Juice Collins)
Blessings & Trades
- Knight Triumphant (Season β12 elections; traded to the Houston Spies for Morrow Wilson)
- Yeong-Ho Garcia (Season β13 elections; traded to the Houston Spies for Fitzgerald Blackburn)
- Morrow Wilson (Season β13 elections; traded to the Houston Spies for Knight Triumphant)
- Gabriel Griffith (Season β14 elections; traded to the Hades Tigers for NaN)
- Fitzgerald Blackburn (Season β14 elections; traded to the Houston Spies for Karato Bean)
- Knight Triumphant (Season β14 elections; traded to the Atlantis Georgias' Shadows for Gita Biscuits)
- Parker Meng (Season β15 elections; traded to the Miami Dale for Cannonball Sports)
- Ortiz Lopez (Season β15 elections; traded to the Atlantis Georgias for Mint Shupe)
- Kichiro Guerra (Season β16 elections; traded to the Ohio Worms for Pitching Machine)
- Bates Bentley (Season β21 elections, traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Percival Wheeler)
- Juice Collins (Season β22 elections, traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by King Roland)
- Djuna Scoresburg (Season β22 elections, traded to the Seattle Garages due to the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
- Annie Williams (Season β23 elections, traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos due to the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
- Gunther O'Brian (Season β23 elections, traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Blind Date blessing; no replacement)
- Milo Brown (Season β10 elections; replaced by Bontgomery Mullock)
- Fletcher Yamamoto (Season β12 elections; replaced by Milo Brown)
- Percival Wheeler (Season β13 elections; replaced by King Roland)
- Helga Burton (Season β14 elections; replaced by Percival Wheeler)
- NaN (Season β15 elections; replaced by Helga Burton)
- Gita Biscuits (Season β15 elections; no replacement)
- Liquid Friend (Season 15, Day 21)
Faded to Dust
|Season β2||29||70||.293||43||Performance Enhancing Demons||4th Strike|
|Season β4||49||50||.495||12||Yosh Carpenter blessed with extra set of elbows, Sandford Garner blessed with two.|
|Season β5||65||34||.657||--||Semi-Finalists||Don Mitchell became the first player to Reverberate.|
|Season β7||55||44||.556||12||Headliner's Blessing|
|Season β9||47||52||.478||24||Feel the Love||Targeted Shame, blocked|
|Season β10||65||34||.657||4||Semi-Finalists||Popular by Association, Subleague Swap|
|Season β11||48||50||.490||7||XX Judgement|
|Season β12||38||61||.384||21||Enrich Will, Forshadow Will, Big S|
|Season β13||46||53||.465||7||Exchange Will, Foreshadow Will|
|Season β14||56||43||.566||1||Wild-Card round||Infused King Roland|
|Season β15||35||64||.354||28||Voted for more Coffee 2 weather||Gained bats|
|Season β16||49||50||.495||15||Bought Sweetener, built Birdhouses|
|Season β17||36||63||.364||32||Unlocked Hotel Motel, gained Batsmith|
|Season β18||41||58||.414||39||Cinnamon Roll||Hotel Motel applied to league|
|Season β19||43||56||.434||-7*||Quarter-Finalists||Guarded, Cover Letters|
|Season β20||33||66||.333||36||Underbracket Champions||Theo King consumed his own Ring of Famine|
|Season β21||42||57||.424||23||Built Bird Hotel, added Voicemail.
Received Fireproof, Soul Patches, Uncle Plasma, Liquid Friend
|Season β22||56||43||.566||--||Quarter-Finalists||Helga Moreno gained Subtractor, Skipping|
|Season β23||39||60||.394||18||Wild-Card round||Targeted Evolution||Built Stables|
|Season β24||Most birds (1289)||Became Scattered|
*In Season β19, wins were converted to unwins.
|Season 2||49||41||.544||11||Quarter-Finalists||Magnetic Fielder, Alvie Kesh gains 3 Stars of Magnet|
The Long Romantic Walk on the Blaseball Field (Season 2, Day 78)
- During the third game of the series against the New York Millennials, The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. Rumors that Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle had been seduced or blinded by love remain unconfirmed. When interviewed after the game, Lovers grand-slam hitter Sigmund Castillo had this to say: "I'm just happy to be out there with my favorite people."
Training Weights Stolen (Season 4, Day 27)
- During the third game of a series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Lovers pulled out a phenomenal 21-5 victory. Don Mitchell was voted the MVP, with a 3-run homer and a series of additional runs scored throughout. Team management reports hiding training weights within the players shoes, so once they were stolen their true power was unleashed - though this is as of yet, unconfirmed.
Lost in the Infinite Los Angeli (Season 5, Days 13-30)
Main Article: Lovers Lost In the Infinite Los Angeli
- Early in season 5, the Lovers found themselves unable to navigate the Infinite Cities and return to The Polyhedron. This resulted in many scheduling adjustments and many emergency games against the Unlimited Tacos. Eventually, the team was guided out by the Charleston Shoe Thieves. However, the time the Lovers spent in the Infinite Cities with the Tacos created a temporary fate link between the two teams, causing their victories and losses to continue to mirror each other's, regardless of their opponents, for the next 15 days of games.
Historic Double Shut-out (Season 8, Day 16)
- In the fourth match of a back-to-back series against the Chicago Firefighters, the two teams made Blaseball history with the first ever double shut-out. Due to Firefighters being Shamed in their prior Day 15 match against the Lovers, and starting Day 16 with -1 runs due to Shame Bubble, the game concluded with a score of -1-0 to the Lovers.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Know more about the Lovers' history? Add it at San Francisco Lovers/History!
The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, Knight Triumphant—the only member of the original roster to have any previous Blaseball experience. The rest of the San Francisco Lovers original line-up for the team was sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is currently made up of supportive partners, metamours, and allies eager to encourage Knight Triumphant to pursue their dreams.
Originally sponsored by Miguel Javier's Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while. This sponsorship allowed the team to relocate to their current stadium, The PolyHedron.
- MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate - Mascot
- The Batsmith - The Batsmith
- The team's highly variable success from season to season could be attributed to their habit of regularly updating their uniforms between seasons. Some of which have caused distractions to occur on field for both the Lovers and their opponents.
Logo by Cobaltcakes
Season 10 Wild High Finals Photo by @validtine
Season 11 Election Tarot by @deidrasky
S11 Lineup, by @BardSupreme
Season 15 roster by @Validtine
S19 Lovers BBQ by @Validtine
S23 Lovers playing Minecraft by @Validtine
|Buried||Huber Frumple · Mavis Hammer · Francisca Sasquatch · Icarus Harrow|
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4|
|Staff||MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate · Batsmith|
|Places||San Francisco · Tough Love Dimension|
|History||San Francisco Lovers' History|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|
|Let's Go All The Way!|