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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/LoversBlaseball @LoversBlaseball]
 
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*{{Spoiler|[[Francisca Sasquatch]] (Buried)}}
 
*{{Spoiler|[[Francisca Sasquatch]] (Buried)}}
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===Incinerations===
 
===Incinerations===
  
*[[Paul Barnes]] (Season 3, Day 5; replaced by [[Sandford Garner]])
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*[[Paul Barnes]] ([[Beta/Season 3]], Day 5; replaced by [[Sandford Garner]])
*[[Miguel Javier]] (Season 3, Day 11; replaced by [[Kennedy Meh]])
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*[[Miguel Javier]] ([[Beta/Season 3]], Day 11; replaced by [[Kennedy Meh]])
*[[Helga Moreno]] (Season 23, Day 97; replaced by [[Yulia Skitter]])
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*[[Helga Moreno]] ([[Beta/Season 23]], Day 97; replaced by [[Yulia Skitter]])
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*[[Ramiel Jang]] ([[Season 2]], day 27; replaced by [[Muna Sichantha]])
  
 
===Feedback Swaps===
 
===Feedback Swaps===
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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
 
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===BETA===
===Season 1===
 
 
 
*Due to interference from the opening [[The Book of Blaseball]], history around the end of {{BetaSeason|1}} is vague and ephemeral. However, blaseball historians have collectively agreed that on Season 1 Day 98, the San Francisco Lovers held a record of '''38 Wins''' and '''59 Losses''' and placed 4th in the Lawful Good Division. Thanks to postseason artifacts discovered, we do know that the Lovers did not make playoffs.
 
 
 
*The San Francisco Lovers received no blessings at the end of Season 1.
 
 
 
===Season 2===
 
 
[[File:Lovers Season 2 to Season 3.jpg|alt=Details of stat changes between season 2 and season 3 for the Lovers.|thumb|Season 2 to Season 3 comparison.]]
 
[[File:Lovers Season 2 to Season 3.jpg|alt=Details of stat changes between season 2 and season 3 for the Lovers.|thumb|Season 2 to Season 3 comparison.]]
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!Season
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!W
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!L
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!Pct
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!GB
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!Playoffs
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!Blessings
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!Notes
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|-
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|[[Beta/Season 1|Season β1]]
 +
|38
 +
|59
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|.392
 +
|17
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 2|Season β2]]
 +
|29
 +
|70
 +
|.293
 +
|43
 +
|
 +
|[[Blessings|Performance Enhancing Demons]]
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|4th Strike
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 3|Season β3]]
 +
|59
 +
|40
 +
|.596
 +
| --
 +
|Semi-Finalists
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|
 +
|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 4|Season β4]]
 +
|49
 +
|50
 +
|.495
 +
|12
 +
|
 +
|
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|[[Yosh Carpenter]] blessed with [[Blessing|extra set of elbows]], [[Sandford Garner]]  blessed with two.
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|-
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|[[Beta/Season 5|Season β5]]
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|65
 +
|34
 +
|.657
 +
| --
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|Semi-Finalists
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|
 +
|[[Don Mitchell]] became the first player to [[Modifications|Reverberate]].
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 6|Season β6]]
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|53
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|46
 +
|.534
 +
|27
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 7|Season β7]]
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|55
 +
|44
 +
|.556
 +
|12
 +
|
 +
|[[Blessings|Headliner's Blessing]]
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|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 8|Season β8]]
 +
|35
 +
|64
 +
|.354
 +
|39
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 9|Season β9]]
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|47
 +
|52
 +
|.478
 +
|24
 +
|
 +
|[[Blessings|Feel the Love]]
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|Targeted Shame, blocked
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 10|Season β10]]
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|65
 +
|34
 +
|.657
 +
|4
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|Semi-Finalists
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|[[Blessings|Popular by Association, Subleague Swap]]
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|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 11|Season β11]]
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|48
 +
|50
 +
|.490
 +
|7
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|
 +
|[[Arcana|XX Judgement]]
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|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 12|Season β12]]
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|38
 +
|61
 +
|.384
 +
|21
 +
|
 +
|[[Blessings|Enrich Will, Forshadow Will, Big S]]
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[[Blessings|ip]]
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|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 13|Season β13]]
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|46
 +
|53
 +
|.465
 +
|7
 +
|
 +
|[[Blessings|Exchange Will, Foreshadow Will]]
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|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 14|Season β14]]
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|56
 +
|43
 +
|.566
 +
|1
 +
|Wild-Card round
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|
 +
|Infused [[King Roland]]
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 15|Season β15]]
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|35
 +
|64
 +
|.354
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|28
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|
 +
|Voted for more [[Coffee 2]] weather
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|Gained bats
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 16|Season β16]]
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|49
 +
|50
 +
|.495
 +
|15
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|Bought [[Sweetener]], built [[Birdhouses]]
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|-
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|[[Beta/Season 17|Season β17]]
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|36
 +
|63
 +
|.364
 +
|32
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|
 +
|
 +
|Unlocked [[Hotel Motel]], gained [[Batsmith]]
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 18|Season β18]]
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|41
 +
|58
 +
|.414
 +
|39
 +
|
 +
|[[Blessings|Cinnamon Roll]]
 +
|[[Hotel Motel]] applied to league
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|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 19|Season β19]]
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|43
 +
|56
 +
|.434
 +
| -7*
 +
|Quarter-Finalists
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|[[Blessings|Guarded, Cover Letters]]
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|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Beta/Season 20|Season β20]]
 +
|33
 +
|66
 +
|.333
 +
|36
 +
|Underbracket Champions
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|
 +
|[[Theo King]] consumed his own Ring of Famine
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|-
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|[[Beta/Season 21|Season β21]]
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|42
 +
|57
 +
|.424
 +
|23
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|Built [[Bird Hotel]], added [[Voicemail]].
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Received [[Fireproof]], [[Soul Patches]],  [[Uncle Plasma IV|Uncle Plasma]], [[Liquid Friend IV|Liquid Friend]]
  
*The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''29 Wins''' and '''70 Losses'''. They placed last in the Lawful Good Division, the Good League, and the Internet Blaseball League overall. However, they had a good time out there.
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[[Theo King]] incinerated Rogue [[Umpires|Umpire]]
 
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*The Lovers were blessed with [[Blessing|performance enhancing demons]] despite having 0% of the vote. Speculation on the nature of the demons suggests that they may have been ''Succubi'', lured to the Lovers due to a kinship with the philosophies of the team.
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|[[Beta/Season 22|Season β22]]
 
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|56
*[[Kichiro Guerra]] was also blessed with BLOODLUST, which manifested as a burning desire to bring ''True Love'' back to the world.
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|43
 
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|.566
*The Lovers were granted the fourth strike by decree.
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|<nowiki>--</nowiki>
 
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|Quarter-Finalists
===Season 3===
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|[[Helga Moreno]] gained [[Subtractor]], [[Skipping]]
 
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|
*The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''59 Wins''' and '''40 Losses'''. They placed top of the Lawful Good Division and joint second in the Good League overall alongside the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. They progressed to the playoffs, finishing in the top four after beating the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] 3 games to 1 in the quarter finals and losing out to the [[New York Millennials]] 3 games to 1 in the semis.
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|-
 
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|[[Beta/Season 23|Season β23]]
*[[Paul Barnes]] and [[Miguel Javier]] were incinerated by rogue umpires. They are succeeded by [[Sandford Garner]] and [[Kennedy Meh]] respectively.
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|39
 
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|60
*[[Kichiro Guerra]] suffered an allergic reaction when swallowing a stray peanut.
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|.394
 
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|18
===Season 4===
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|Wild-Card round
 
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|[[Blessings|Targeted Evolution]]
*The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''49 Wins''' and '''50 Losses'''.
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|Built [[Stables]]
 
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*At the end of the season [[Kichiro Guerra]] and [[Parker Meng]] were accidentally swapped with their [[Tough Love Dimension|alternate dimension]] counterparts. This has caused strife within the team since, in her dimension, Mirror Parker was the captain of the Lovers. She is currently competing against [[Knight Triumphant]] for their seat, by seeing who has the bigger, better, and more extensive polycule.
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|[[Beta/Season 24|Season β24]]
 
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*[[Yosh Carpenter]] was blessed with an [[Blessing|extra set of elbows]], while [[Sandford Garner]] was blessed with TWO extra sets. This helped increase the pitching lineup of the Lovers drastically while simultaneously making Garner a household name among fans.
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|
 
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|
===Season 5===
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|
 
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|Most birds (1289)
*The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''65 Wins''' and '''34 Losses'''. They placed top of the Lawful Good Division. They progressed to the playoffs, finishing in the top four after beating the [[Dallas Steaks]] in the quarter finals and losing out to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in the semis.
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|
 
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|Became [[Scattered]]
*During a game against the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], reverberations caused by [[The Waveback Event|The Wave]] reached dangerous levels and Lovers batter [[Don Mitchell]] started to [[Modifications|Reverberate]]. He is now one with time and space, freely able to travel between this dimension and the prohibition dimension.
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|}
 
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>In [[Beta/Season 19|Season β19]], wins were converted to unwins.
*[[Don Mitchell]] swallowed a stray peanut while returning from the prohibition dimension for a post-season game against the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. It was apparently so delicious that it increased his blaseball skills across the board. Sclientists are still trying to recreate the event.
 
 
 
===Season 6===
 
 
 
*The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''53 Wins''' and '''46 Losses'''. They placed third in the Wild High Division and advanced to the playoffs. The Lovers lost to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] in the first round, 3 games to 2.
 
 
 
*A [[Feedback]] traded [[Sigmund Castillo]] to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], in exchange for [[Alexander Horne]].
 
 
 
*[[Sigmund Castillo]] stole some of [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]'s Baserunning ability in the [[Blooddrain]].
 
 
 
*[[Don Mitchell]] stole some of [[Jacob Haynes]]'s Defense ability in the [[Blooddrain]].
 
 
 
===Season 7===
 
 
 
*The San Francisco Lovers achieved a regular season record of '''55 Wins''' and '''44 Losses''', tying the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and the [[New York Millennials]] for second in the Wild High Division. Due to [[Divine Favor]], the Lovers finished third in the division. The Lovers advanced to the playoffs, defeating the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and the [[Baltimore Crabs]] to advance to the finals, where they lost to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] 3 games to 1.
 
 
 
*[[Theo King]] swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
 
 
 
*Some of [[Helga Moreno]]'s hitting ability was stolen by [[NaN]] of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] in the [[Blooddrain]]. Later, some of her pitching ability was stolen by [[Montgomery Bullock]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
 
 
 
*[[Kennedy Meh]] stole some of [[Lawrence Horne]]'s Defense ability in the [[Blooddrain]].
 
 
 
*During the Season 7 Election, the Lovers received the Headliners blessing, which arranged their lineup in order of their idolatry.
 
 
 
===Season 9===
 
 
 
*During the Season 9 Election, the Lovers were subjected to Targeted Shame, but protected by the Wild High '''Fifth Base Bubble'''.
 
*The Lovers also won the '''Feel the Love''' blessing, which changed the entire team's [[Blood Type|blood type]] to Love, and made everyone on the team especially [[Modifications|Charming]].
 
 
 
===Season 10===
 
 
 
*During the Season 10 election, the Lovers won the '''Popular by Association''' blessing, sending [[Milo Brown]] to their shadows in exchange for [[Bontgomery Mullock]] (created from a mishap involving the newly-ascended [[Baltimore Crabs]]' [[Montgomery Bullock]] being traded to multiple teams simultaneously), and the '''Subleague Swap''' blessing, moving to the Mild High division in exchange for the [[Hades Tigers]].
 
 
 
===Season 11===
 
 
 
*In the {{BetaSeason|11#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Lovers were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XX Judgment'''.
 
 
 
===Season 12===
 
 
 
*[[Knight Triumphant]] stole some of [[Eizabeth Guerra]]'s Pitching ability in the [[Blooddrain]].
 
*A [[Feedback]] traded [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] to the [[Yellowstone Magic]], in exchange for [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]].
 
*A [[Feedback]] traded [[NaN]] to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], in exchange for [[Fletcher Yamamoto]].
 
*[[Knight Triumphant]] stole some of [[Lang Richardson]]'s Pitching ability in the [[Blooddrain]].
 
*[[Fletcher Yamamoto]] swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
 
*In the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Lovers received the '''Enrich''' [[Wills|Will]] giving them [[Modifications|The Fourth Strike]], the '''Foreshadow''' Will which sent [[Fletcher Yamamoto]] into the Shadows in exchange for [[Milo Brown]], and '''The Big Sip''' [[Blessings|Blessing]] which added [[Liquid Friend]] to the Lovers' lineup. The [[Houston Spies]] received the '''Exchange''' will, trading [[Morrow Wilson]] for [[Knight Triumphant]].
 
 
 
===Season 13===
 
 
 
*In the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Lovers received '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, trading [[Morrow Wilson]] for [[Knight Triumphant]], and the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, swapping [[Percival Wheeler]] into the Shadows for [[King Roland]]. The Lovers were also the target of the Spies' '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, receiving [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] for [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]].
 
 
 
===Season 14===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 53-43 placing second in their division. The Lovers advanced to the playoffs to be swept by the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in round one.
 
*In the Latesiesta, the lovers broke ground on the Polyhedron choosing the Douglas prefab.
 
*In the election, the Lovers voted to infuse [[King Roland]] and chose to bring [[Percival Wheeler]] forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with [[Helga Burton]].
 
*The Lovers traded with the [[Hades Tigers]], swapping [[Gabriel Griffith]] for [[NaN]], the [[Houston Spies]], swapping [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] for [[Karato Bean]], and the [[Atlantis Georgias]], swapping [[Knight Triumphant]] for [[Gita Biscuits]].
 
*Via the [[Seattle Garages]]’ Min-Maxin blessing, [[Kichiro Guerra]] became a [[Maximalist]], and [[Parker Meng]] became a [[Minimalist]].
 
 
 
===Season 15===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 35-64, placing fifth in their division.
 
*In the Latesiesta, the Lovers became 8 percent more mystical, and voted to have more [[Coffee 2]] weather in the Polyhedron.
 
*In the election, due to the Bats decree passing, [[King Roland]], [[Karato Bean]], [[Parker Meng]], [[Bontgomery Mullock]], [[Sandford Garner]], [[NaN]], Milo Brown, [[Don Mitchell]], [[Helga Moreno]], [[Percival Wheeler]], [[Kichiro Guerra]], [[Alexander Horne]], [[Theo King]], and [[Gita Biscuits]] all gained bats.  
 
*The Lovers chose to bring [[Helga Burton]] forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with [[NaN]], the Lovers voted to infuse [[Ortiz Lopez]]'s Batting ability and the Lovers voted to move [[Gita Biscuits]] to their Shadow Lineup.
 
*The Lovers made a trade with the [[Atlantis Georgias]], swapping [[Ortiz Lopez]] for [[Mint Shupe]], and the [[Miami Dale]], swapping [[Parker Meng]] for [[Cannonball Sports]]
 
 
 
===Season 16===
 
 
 
*The Lover went 49-50, placing forth in their division.
 
*In the Latesiesta, the Lovers chose to buy a bunch of [[Sweetener|Sweetner]], and chose to build [[Birdhouses]].
 
*In the election the Lovers made a trade with the [[Ohio Worms]], swapping [[Kichiro Guerra]] for [[Pitching Machine]] via Plunder. The Lovers voted to make a roster move, moving [[Milo Brown]] from the Shadows to their Rotation.
 
 
 
===Season 17===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 36-63, placing fifth in their division.
 
*In the Latesiesta the Lovers unlocked [[Hotel Motel]].
 
*In the election, the Polyhedron gained the [[Batsmith|Bat Smith]], due to the [[Smithy]] Decree passing.
 
*The Lovers chose to bring [[Silvia Winner]] forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with [[Milo Brown]], and moved [[Cannonball Sports]] to the lineup.
 
*The Lovers made a trade with the [[Atlantis Georgias]], swapping [[Pitching Machine]] for [[Knight Triumphant]].
 
 
 
===Season 18===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 41-58 placing fourth in their division.
 
*In the Latesiesta, the Lovers cleaned up their ballpark, and gained more [[Birds]].
 
*In the Election, [[Hotel Motel]] was ratified into physical law, removing it from the Polyhedron, but along with [[Turntables]], would apply to the rest of the league.
 
*Two feedback exchanges occurred, swapping [[Cannonball Sports]] for [[Foxy Pebble]] day 58, and [[Knight Triumphant]] for [[Conner Haley]] on day 85.
 
*In the Election, the Lovers voted to move [[NaN]] from the Shadows to the lineup, then voted to Shadow Revoke, causing [[NaN]] to gain the roaming mod for some reason.
 
*The Lovers won the Cinnamon Roll blessing, causing [[Percival Wheeler]], [[Don Mitchell]], and [[Foxy Pebble]]’s Cinnamon stat to be rerolled.
 
 
 
===Season 19===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 43-56, granting them 43 unwins, placing them second in their division and sending them to the Playoffs. In the Playoffs, the Lovers made it to round two of the postseason, before getting knocked out by the [[Seattle Garages]] 3-1.
 
*In the Latesiesta [[Sandford Garner]] gained the Concrete Cannon, dropping their Squidish Sunglasses.
 
*Two feedbacks occured this season, with [[Don Mitchell]] swapping for [[Bates Bentley]] on day 3 and [[Conner Haley|Connor Haley]] swapping for [[Tot Fox]] on day 62.
 
**The Lovers would temporarily gain the Soundproof blessing later the same season.
 
*[[Sparks Beans|Spark Beans]] would be the first player to be incinerated in the Polyhedron, during the Expansion Era, and during a playoff game in the stadium.
 
*In the election, the Lovers chose to bring [[Mindy Salad]] forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with [[Helga Burton]]. The Lovers then voted to infuse [[Mindy Salad]]'s Pitching ability.
 
*The Lovers won two blessings this season, getting Guarded; which granted the modification of the same name to [[Karato Bean]], and Cover Letters; giving every member of the shadows a defense adjustment of -5 to 20%.
 
 
 
===Season 20===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 33-66 in the regular season, placing fifth in their division, and placing in the second position in the [[The Underbracket|Underbracket]]. After a 3-1 series against the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], the Lovers <s>lost</s> won as the first Internet League Blaseball Underchampion.
 
**Notably, this season would emulate the last time the Lovers and the Wild Wings made it to the Internet Series in {{BetaSeason|7}}.
 
*In the Latesiesta, the Lovers elected to install Tunnels, and built the [[LCD Soundsystem]].
 
*Following the end of the regular season, Lovers veteran, [[Liquid Friend]] was vaulted by [[Coin|The Coin]], granting Friend and [[Uncle Plasma]] an “Early Retirement.”
 
*Throughout the season, there were several event of note:
 
*In [[Mindy Salad]]’s first game as a pitcher, they were able to execute a display of clashing blood modifications with the [[Houston Spies]]’ [[Blood Type|Blood]] modification [[Mind Trick]]. Salad managed to [[Charm]] [[Comfort Septemberish]], getting the out on their official record, while Septemberish managed to Mind Trick the umpire into sending them to first base.
 
 
 
<br /><blockquote><code>Mindy Salad charmed Co-for- ---temberi-h! Co-for- ---temberi-h swings 3 times to strike out willingly! Co-for- ---temberi-h uses a Mind Trick! The umpire sends them to first base.</code></blockquote>
 
 
 
*[[Jesús Koch]] roamed on and off the Lovers due to The Fifth Base.
 
*[[Theo King]] experienced a bit of an in-game oddity, where-in day 104, his [[Charitable Ring of Famine]] disappeared without a trace, lacking a drop message or an item replacement.
 
**When fans saw this event take place, they claimed that King ate the ring.
 
**In consultation with [[The Society for Internet Blaseball Research]], the best approximation of why this occurred was also King eating the ring.
 
*In the Election the Lovers chose to swap [[Tot Fox]] via a roster swap with [[Kurt Crueller]], voted to infuse one of Crueller's random stat categories, giving Crueller a batting stat increase, and chose to reroll [[Tot Fox]]'s [[Flinch]] mod giving them [[Affinity for Crows]].
 
 
 
===Season 21===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 42-57 in the regular season placing them fourth in their division, and landing them in the fourth position in the [[The Underbracket|Underbracket]]. The team was knocked out in a 2-1 <s>win</s> loss against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]].
 
*In the late siesta, the Lovers elected to build a [[Bird Hotel]], and added [[Voicemail]] to the Polyhedron.
 
**Along with this, in a campaign from those within the community, the Lovers received four gifts from fellow teams, [[Fireproof]], [[Soul Patches]], and the new [[Uncle Plasma IV|Uncle Plasma]] and [[Liquid Friend IV|Liquid Friend]] [[Replicas]].
 
**These four gifts would prove to be instrumental later in the season, and the era.
 
*In back to back instances of [[Feedback]] on day 70 and 71, [[Percival Wheeler]] and [[King Roland]] swapped for [[Jacob Winner]] and  [[Juice Collins]] espectively.
 
*In day 76, in a [[Solar Eclipse]] game against the [[Hades Tigers]], [[Theo King]] was targeted by an [[Rogue Umpire]], but due to the previously mentioned gift of [[Fireproof]], King was able to incinerate the umpire instead.
 
*In the Election, the Lovers vote to swap [[Percival Wheeler]] and [[Bates Bentley]], and chose to swap [[Silvia Winner]] via a roster swap with [[Jacob Winner]], moving Jacob to the rotation and Silvia to the lineup.
 
 
 
===Season 22===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 56-43, collecting 69 wins in the regular season and placing first in their division, the Lovers were granted the third seat in the postseason Overbracket. The Lovers fell to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in round two in a notable 4-2 series, the Lovers were the only team in the Overbracket to not be swept by the champion Breath Mints.
 
*In the Latesiesta, the Lovers build the [[Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves Guild]].
 
*In the Election the Lovers choose to reroll [[Kurt Crueller]]'s [[Attractor]] mod, then chose to swap [[Kurt Crueller]] via a roster swap with [[Theo King]]. The [[Hawai'i Fridays|Hawai’i Fridays]] voted to swap [[King Roland]] and [[Juice Collins]], undoing the prior Feedback.
 
*The Lovers were affected by several blessings, [[Helga Moreno]] gained [[Subtractor]] and [[Skipping]] due to Subtractor Avoidance and Record Scratch, and the Lovers lost shadow player [[Djuna Scoresburg]] due to the [[Seattle Garages]]’ [[Gachapon]] blessing.
 
 
 
===Season 23===
 
 
 
*The Lovers went 39-60, placing fifth in their division; they were pulled into the Overbracket via the [[Wild Cards|Wild Card]], and fell in the first round in a 2-1 series against the [[New York Millennials]].
 
*In the Latesiesta, the lovers elected to build [[Stables]], and gained the capacity for more [[Birds]].
 
*During the season, the Lovers voicemailed out [[Theo King]] for [[Kurt Crueller]].
 
*[[Kurt Crueller]] was swept elsewhere and returned after 8 days.
 
*[[Percival Wheeler]] was voicemailed out for [[Foxy Pebble]], then later was voicemailed back in, and back out again.
 
*[[Sandford Garner|Sanford Garner]] faxed out for newcomer [[Reece Saetang]].
 
*[[Foxy Pebble]] voicemailed out for [[Sandford Garner]], making Garner a batter.
 
*[[Reece Saetang]] was faxed out for [[Percival Wheeler]], making Wheeler a pitcher.
 
*[[Helga Washington]] and [[Jon Halifax]] of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] were incinerated in the Polyhedron on day 63 following instability chaining from one to the other.
 
*[[King Roland]] fled [[Elsewhere]] to escape being caught in a [[Grand Heist]].
 
*Finally, after a hit by pitch the day prior, [[Helga Moreno]], a Lover since the Return of Blaseball, was incinerated in the [[George Fourman Stadium|Steakhouse]] on day 97; Moreno’s incineration replacement being [[Yulia Skitter]].
 
*The Lovers had several current and former players who participated in the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]] both on the [[Rising Stars]] and the [[Vault Legends|Vault Legends,]] including [[Tot Fox]], who was drafted as a pitcher, and Season 1 Lover [[Don Mitchell]].
 
**Mitchell would be the first player to be successfully collected by the [[Vault Legends]], drafting them to the team. Following the end of the game, Mitchell would be [[Vault|Vaulted]] and [[Artificially Forged]] along with the other collected Stars.
 
**[[Tot Fox]] would be returned to the Lovers as a pitcher, as well as resurrected [[Gunther O'Brian|Gunter O’Brian]], who was incinerated earlier in the season. O’Brian would be traded to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] with no replacement, due to the [[Blind Date]] Blessing
 
*In the Election, the Lovers voted for [[Roamless]], out of an abundance of caution after the reveal of [[Parker MacMillan|Parker Macmillian]]’s [[Firewalker]] ability earlier in the season, and recieved the gift of [[Under Review]] from the [[Reader]].
 
*[[Mint Shupe]] and [[Karato Bean]] reached [[Based Evolution|Base]] 2 and [[Based Evolution|Base]] 1 respectively after the Lovers received the [[Targeted Evolution]] Blessing.
 
*Lastly, the Lovers lost [[Annie Williams]], due to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]’ [[Gachapon]] blessing.
 
 
 
===Season 24===
 
  
*Season 24 was not a typical season for the Lovers, or the rest of the ILB following the [[Supernova]] caused by [[Sun(Sun)|Sun (Sun)]]’s pressure surge following the [[ILB Semi-Centennial|Semi-Centennial]].
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*Upon the reveal of the map, the Lovers spend much of the season moving throughout the four quadrants in indecision, eventually the Lovers eventually choose the Desert, the entire team becoming [[Scattered]] in the process.  
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*[[Yulia Skitter]] was the first player to [[Night|Night Shift]] out for the Lovers, swapping places with [[Jonathan Catalina]].
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*[[Percival Wheeler]] fled [[Elsewhere]] to escape being caught in a [[Grand Heist]].
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*[[Consumers]] attacked [[Percival Wheeler]] while [[Elsewhere]] for a total decrease of 2.7 stars.
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*[[King Roland]] returned from [[Elsewhere]] after one season.
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*The Lovers and the [[Philly Pies]] played an 88 minute, 25 inning game on day 38, now dubbed Crowvertime 2, where-in the Lovers managed to reach 1000 birds, being the first team to do so at the top of the 8th, despite ending the game 15-11 with the Pies victory.
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**[[Tot Fox]]  faxed out for [[Reece Saetang]] after 14 innings, in the same game.
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**This game would also demonstrate that the Pies' [[Avoidance]] modification could fail, which would only be shown to occur again to the Pies after their own [[Nullification]].
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==Notable Events==
 
==Notable Events==

Revision as of 18:13, 29 January 2023

The San Francisco Lovers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild High division of the Mild League and based in San Francisco. Previously, the team was a member of the Lawful Good division of the Good League, and of the Wild High division of the Wild League. The Lovers have been a part of the league since Season β1.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
Muna Sichantha (On side-quest)


Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerations

Feedback Swaps

Blessings & Trades

Shadows Transactions

Redactions

Faded to Dust

Season Results

BETA

Details of stat changes between season 2 and season 3 for the Lovers.
Season 2 to Season 3 comparison.
Season W L Pct GB Playoffs Blessings Notes
Season β1 38 59 .392 17
Season β2 29 70 .293 43 Performance Enhancing Demons 4th Strike
Season β3 59 40 .596 -- Semi-Finalists
Season β4 49 50 .495 12 Yosh Carpenter blessed with extra set of elbows, Sandford Garner blessed with two.
Season β5 65 34 .657 -- Semi-Finalists Don Mitchell became the first player to Reverberate.
Season β6 53 46 .534 27
Season β7 55 44 .556 12 Headliner's Blessing
Season β8 35 64 .354 39
Season β9 47 52 .478 24 Feel the Love Targeted Shame, blocked
Season β10 65 34 .657 4 Semi-Finalists Popular by Association, Subleague Swap
Season β11 48 50 .490 7 XX Judgement
Season β12 38 61 .384 21 Enrich Will, Forshadow Will, Big S

ip

Season β13 46 53 .465 7 Exchange Will, Foreshadow Will
Season β14 56 43 .566 1 Wild-Card round Infused King Roland
Season β15 35 64 .354 28 Voted for more Coffee 2 weather Gained bats
Season β16 49 50 .495 15 Bought Sweetener, built Birdhouses
Season β17 36 63 .364 32 Unlocked Hotel Motel, gained Batsmith
Season β18 41 58 .414 39 Cinnamon Roll Hotel Motel applied to league
Season β19 43 56 .434 -7* Quarter-Finalists Guarded, Cover Letters
Season β20 33 66 .333 36 Underbracket Champions Theo King consumed his own Ring of Famine
Season β21 42 57 .424 23 Built Bird Hotel, added Voicemail.

Received Fireproof, Soul Patches, Uncle Plasma, Liquid Friend

Theo King incinerated Rogue Umpire

Season β22 56 43 .566 -- Quarter-Finalists Helga Moreno gained Subtractor, Skipping
Season β23 39 60 .394 18 Wild-Card round Targeted Evolution Built Stables
Season β24 Most birds (1289) Became Scattered

*In Season β19, wins were converted to unwins.

CURRENT

Season W L Pct GB Playoffs Blessings Notes
Season 1 40 50 .444 21
Season 2 49 41 .544 11 Quarter-Finalists Magnetic Fielder, Alvie Kesh gains 3 Stars of Magnet

Notable Events

The Long Romantic Walk on the Blaseball Field (Season 2, Day 78)

  • During the third game of the series against the New York Millennials, The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. Rumors that Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle had been seduced or blinded by love remain unconfirmed. When interviewed after the game, Lovers grand-slam hitter Sigmund Castillo had this to say: "I'm just happy to be out there with my favorite people."

Training Weights Stolen (Season 4, Day 27)

  • During the third game of a series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Lovers pulled out a phenomenal 21-5 victory. Don Mitchell was voted the MVP, with a 3-run homer and a series of additional runs scored throughout. Team management reports hiding training weights within the players shoes, so once they were stolen their true power was unleashed - though this is as of yet, unconfirmed.

Lost in the Infinite Los Angeli (Season 5, Days 13-30)

Main Article: Lovers Lost In the Infinite Los Angeli

  • Early in season 5, the Lovers found themselves unable to navigate the Infinite Cities and return to The Polyhedron. This resulted in many scheduling adjustments and many emergency games against the Unlimited Tacos. Eventually, the team was guided out by the Charleston Shoe Thieves. However, the time the Lovers spent in the Infinite Cities with the Tacos created a temporary fate link between the two teams, causing their victories and losses to continue to mirror each other's, regardless of their opponents, for the next 15 days of games.

Historic Double Shut-out (Season 8, Day 16)

  • In the fourth match of a back-to-back series against the Chicago Firefighters, the two teams made Blaseball history with the first ever double shut-out. Due to Firefighters being Shamed in their prior Day 15 match against the Lovers, and starting Day 16 with -1 runs due to Shame Bubble, the game concluded with a score of -1-0 to the Lovers.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, Knight Triumphant—the only member of the original roster to have any previous Blaseball experience. The rest of the San Francisco Lovers original line-up for the team was sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is currently made up of supportive partners, metamours, and allies eager to encourage Knight Triumphant to pursue their dreams.

Originally sponsored by Miguel Javier's Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while. This sponsorship allowed the team to relocate to their current stadium, The PolyHedron.

Staff

Trivia

  • The team's highly variable success from season to season could be attributed to their habit of regularly updating their uniforms between seasons. Some of which have caused distractions to occur on field for both the Lovers and their opponents.

Fan Art