Salmon Cannons

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Salmon Cannons is a Ballpark Modification that can cause players on the opposing team to be expelled elsewhere in Salmon weather.

Effect

Salmon Cannons have two known effects that have a chance to activate when playing in Salmon Weather. The first is the ability to expel members of the away team  Elsewhere..., while the other is to prevent consumer attacks during Salmon Weather.

Players Expelled

In the Expansion Era the following players were expelled elsewhere by Salmon Cannons.

Season Day Player
16 75 Fish Summer
16 78 Marco Stink
16 87 Pedro Davids
17 8 Sexton Wheerer
17 22 Cudi Di Batterino
17 25 Jaxon Buckley
17 26 Sam Scandal
17 27 Yosh Carpenter
17 28 Curry Aliciakeyes
17 31 Lars Taylor
17 31 Leach Ingram
17 32 Brisket Friendo
17 41 Wyatt Mason IV
17 65 Sutton Dreamy
17 69 Lenny Spruce
17 73 Paula Turnip
17 77 Sosa Hayes
17 78 Cory Ross
17 81 Ronan Jaylee
18 8 Stout Schmitt
18 8 Sixpack Santiago
18 9 Hiroto Wilcox
18 21 Collins Melon
18 32 Basilio Mason
18 32 Basilio Fig
18 34 Ortiz Lopez
18 38 Montgomery Bullock
18 46 Don Mitchell
18 56 Gerund Pantheocide
18 56 Jessica Telephone
18 56 Rylan O'Lantern
18 74 Randy Dennis
18 76 Stephanie Winters
18 101 Emmett Tabby
19 10 Nandy Fantastic
19 16 Axel Cardenas
19 19 Helga Burton
19 27 Liquid Friend
19 60 Sparks Beans
19 67 Arturo Huerta
19 68 Lars Taylor
19 88 Alyssa Harrell
19 88 Spears Taylor
19 104 Lenny Crumb
20 3 Isaac Johnson
20 12 Leach Herman
20 30 Qais Dogwalker
20 46 Alyssa Harrell
20 46 Peanutiel Duffy
20 49 Mcdowell Mason
20 61 Francisca Sasquatch
20 61 Qais Dogwalker
20 68 Siobhan Chark
20 73 Jode Preston
20 73 Uncle Plasma
20 74 Millipede Aqualuft
20 80 Cornelius Games
20 85 Stephanie Winters
21 6 Bennett Bluesky
21 17 Jan Canberra
21 17 Ortiz Lopez
21 60 Thomas Dracaena
21 72 Alexandria Rosales
21 72 Fitzgerald Blackburn
21 75 Nanci Grackle
21 80 Holden Stanton
21 86 Liquid Friend II
21 91 Penelope Mathews
21 92 Orville Manco
21 111 Coolname Galvanic
22 16 Karato Bean
22 22 Jode Crutch
22 34 Eugenia Garbage
22 41 Jenkins Good
22 54 Elvis Figueroa
22 54 Commissioner Vapor
22 54 Nagomi Nava
22 64 Lady Matsuyama
22 64 Nicholas Mora
22 83 Margarito Nava
22 83 Jaylen Hotdogfingers
22 92 Theodore Cervantes
22 93 Dervin Gorczyca
23 4 Qais Dogwalker
23 89 Tai Beanbag
23 93 Oliver Notarobot
24 3 Steals Chark
24 3 Frankie Hambone
24 6 Hiroto Wilcox
24 66 Lottie Ceilingfan
24 78 Aoife Mahle
24 91 Felix Garbage

History

moments before a disaster

Salmon Cannons first appeared in the Season β16 Earlsiesta as an available ballpark renovation that claimed to "expel pests from the Ballpark."

The first activation of the Salmon Cannons was in Season 16 Day 75, with the expelling of Fish Summer. Many Fans were quick to point out that technically the Salmon Cannons had expelled a Fish from the Stadium.

Ballpark Additions

Salmon Cannons were built: