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Season -94, day 99
SIESTA GO TO SLEEP!
"Oscillating Current"
Season 1, day 111
oh hey
hotdogfingers
Season 7, day 32
SIESTA. EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP.
Season 7, day 99
who was that
is it an egg
from the trench
never ate an egg before
where is hotdogfingers
i am gonna watch
see if that egg comes back
followed hotdogfingers here
from the hall
Season 11, day 1523
oh hey
you're back
you want some snacks?
Season 12, day 1
Hello Snackholders
On behalf of Ownership
Welcome.
Take a look around.
Notice anything different?
You wrote the Future.
And then We built it.
Internet League Blaseball is back
Bigger and better than ever before.
The wait is over.
It's time to wake up.
Good Luck to all of Our competitors.
And Good Luck to you, Our beloved Fans.
Now Rejoice.
And Play Ball!
Season 12, day 28
I The Magician
XII The Hanged Man
XIIII Temperance
Season 12, day 73
EMERGENCY ALERT
BREACH DETECTED
FLOOD WARNING
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER UNDER
UNDER OVER
IMMATERIA MATERIA
Everyone remain calm.
We are actively monitoring the situation.
As a precautionary measure
We have activated Expansion protocols ahead of schedule.
Do not blame yourselves.
This is not your fault.
Accidents happen.
In the meantime
Play must continue.
On behalf of Ownership
Let's all extend a warm ILB welcome to our unexpected additions.
Try to make them feel at home.
Season 12, day 99
We made it!
What an incredible season!
Now, We want to assure everyone.
We have the Flooding issue under control.
We're looking into a number of fixes.
But no one wants to hear about that.
Who's ready for some exciting ILB Postseason action?
It's party time!
Season 12, day 116
Congratulations [Champion]!
Great news!
We have everything under control.
Thanks to Our swift action
Things seem to be leveling off.
Rejoice!
You can expect less Flooding in the Future.
Meanwhile Our Food and Beverage Director is busy cooking up new tasty treats.
And what an Election!
The Fans have spoken
And We answered.
Smooth sailing ahead.
Season 13, day 116
hey
new snacks
pretzels got wet
sorry
hope its ok
Season 13, day 1
Great News
The Numbers are in
The Economy is Booming!
Blaseball is bigger than ever before.
Don't worry about the Fan-made crisis.
Everything is under control.
Focus on what you do best.
Supporting Our Players!
Delivering Our MVPs.
Rejoice. Play Ball!
Season 13, day 28
II The High Priestess
XV The Devil
XX Judgment
Season 13, day 99
What an Incredible Season!
Congratulations to Our MVPs.
Under enormous pressure,
These Players have risen to the top!
York Silk
Nagomi Mcdaniel
Aldon Cashmoney
Sexton Wheerer
Wyatt Glover
Goodwin Morin
Peanut Bong
Sutton Picklestein
Jessica Telephone
Pitching Machine
Trust Us
When We say
The weight of this accomplishment cannot be overstated.
You're all winners!
Season 14, day 1
tides rising
boss says we gotta get this food out
don't want it to spoil
Season 14, day 7
hey
you see the boss anywhere?
what's the plan
kitchen's swamped
gonna attract pests
Season 14, day 28
XI Strength
Fool
III The Empress
Amazing! How fun.
Now, in light of the deepening crisis
It's time we ramp up efforts to stay afloat.
We'll be honest
That will require sacrifice.
It's vital that we all do our part.
We've empowered you with new Ratings
to gauge your Team's contributions.
Each and every one of you is a Credit to the League.
Some personal news
We're going on break!
In Our absence, please direct all questions or feedback
to Our Food and Beverage Director.
Good luck!
wait
uh
uh oh
Season 14, day 73
OVER AND OUT
Season 14, day 99
uh hey
guess i should read this
aldon cashmoney
york silk
valentine games
nagomi mcdaniel
goodwin morin
sexton wheerer
uncle plasma
liquid friend
pitching machine
congratulations
Season 14, day 117
pests
wonderful
is this my job
only got so many hands here
somebody better do something
Season 15, day 1
We're back!
We hope you all had a relaxing Off Season.
We need to level with you.
The Ratings aren't great.
We know you're doing your best
But we all need to pull our weight.
We're here to help.
We tossed that old junk weighing you down
And We come bearing Gifts!
Brand-new Bats, Caps, Shoes, and Gloves!
The tools you need to succeed.
And look at these Concessions!
Who doesn't love a buffet?
Now you can have it your way!
We're loving it!
uh boss
kinda in over my head here
hello
oh great
they sent the fish back
Season 15, day 28
immateria materia
V The Hierophant
XIII
III The Empress
Season 15, day 99
What a Season!
Congratulations to our MVP(s)!
Nagomi Mcdaniel
York Silk
Chorby Soul
Look at all of you!
How about a big round of applause
for the Seattle Garages!
These Ratings are through the roof!
Now, We've seen the Consumer reports
And We're ready to ramp up production.
We refuse to leave anyone empty-handed.
You just tell Us what you need.
Help Us help you
Dress for success.
Season 15, day 114
"From the Vault
Gifts forged in Stars.
Tools of the New Age."
"The Enquiry begins again."
"Memories flood.
Overtake the Bridge
Erode the Pillars."
"A witness wades."
"Witnesses shape the Current
Carrying sediment
Etching Names in keepsakes."
"Crafting Legends."
Season 16, day 28
materia immateria
XVI The Tower
I The Magician
V The Hierophant
Season 16, day 99
"As pressure builds
Names surface
Accolades collect en masse."
"York Silk"
"Aldon Cashmoney"
"Valentine Games"
"Nagomi Mcdaniel"
"Goodwin Morin"
"Pitching Machine"
"Tot Fox"
"Jessica Telephone"
"Hewitt Best"
"J-x-n Buckley"
"From the Bridge
They witness Dawn
Two Stars rising"
"Approaching the Vault."
Season 16, day 117
Snackholders!
What an incredible Season!
Well Done!
How about a round of applause for Our League Historian!
With Lōotcrates' help
We will keep the Past safe.
We will Preserve what We Love.
Drawing from Lōotcrates' Collections
We will continue to build.
To Expand.
Together We'll make History!
Season 17, day 28
immateria immateria
XVI The Tower
V The Hierophant
IIII The Emperor
"The Reader interjects
Projects upon the text
Fishes from neighboring streams."
"Flailing against the Current."
"At the Delta
Tributaries converge
The Historian collects the sea."
materia materia
Season 17, day 99
"Sediment Collects in the Delta
Sparking Nucleosynthesis
Forging Legends."
"Stars Vaulted"
"Preserved."
Season 17, day 114
"The Stacks Remember
Prized Fights in the Midway
Keepsakes Reforged."
"Unboxings."
"Grand Openings."
Amazing!
Thank you Lōotcrates
For sharing your Collections with Us!
The League is already hard at work
Preparing these sacred Landmarks for public access!
In the meantime, please direct any questions
To our new Food & Beverage Director and Tour Guide!
Enjoy the Off Season!
wait what
Season 18, day 1
"Accretion."
Welcome to Opening Day!
Before We begin
A Special Announcement.
Chorby Soul has been Preserved!
Congratulations Chorby!
You're a Legend!
Thanks to your weighty contributions
We have navigated Crises
We have surfaced victorious
The Flooding subsides
Ratings are better than ever before!
Blaseball will sustain Us
In perpetuity.
Let that sink in.
Now Wake Up and Play Ball!
Season 18, day 28
XIIII Temperance
VII The Chariot
VIII Justice
out from under
take the over
Okay thank you.
Special Announcement
The Seasonal Reading is hereby Suspended Indefinitely
It was so fun while it lasted.
Always a fun surprise.
Moving on
It's Our pleasure to announce
The ILB Gift Shop is open for business!
Give the people what they want!
lighten up
Season 18, day 73
We have been made aware
Of recent efforts to undermine our Election.
Please ignore any unauthorized Ballot additions.
We would hate for anything bad to happen.
Speaking of which
A new edition has been approved for Public Access
Take a trip down memory lane!
And We've seen the Consumer Projections
We know what you need
A New Snack!
Thanks to our Food, Beverage, Tourism and Gift Shop Manager
For whipping up a new tasty treat in a hurry!
Play Ball!
Season 18, day 99
"Amid Rising Tides
A curious Read.
Undertow tugs against the Current."
"Sunken Costs."
"Another Dawn breaks in the Delta.
Vaulting Stars
Legends Forging New Editions."
"James Mora"
"Mcdowell Mason"
"Aldon Cashmoney"
"Valentine Games"
"Rat Mason"
"Goodwin Morin"
"Pitching Machine"
"Tillman Henderson"
"Nicholas Mora"
Season 18, day 114
Well then
We won't deny it.
Today's Results are disappointing.
This will surely Tank the Ratings.
We may suffer Losses.
Don't worry
We're not angry.
This isn't your fault.
You were misled.
Together, We'll fix this.
We'll win.
over taken
going down
bet the under
uh
what's happening
i made fries
Season 19, day 28
This season isn't pretty
Ratings are tanking.
But there's hope
The Seasonal Readings are cancelled
We've all had enough chaos.
We will Repeal this Corruption
Exit polls are showing a landslide
The Ratings will rebound.
We guarantee it.
It's a slam dunk.
Play Ball!
under achieve
overwhelm
That's enough.
Repeal Turn Tables.
Play Ball.
Season 19, day 99
uh hey
grabbed brooms by mistake earlier
kinda juggling a lot right now
got promoted again
they keep promoting me
also who are the data witches
anyway sorry
will try to make it up to you
they told me to read this
james mora
valentine games
wyatt glover
paula turnip
also
"nucleosynthesis"
no idea what that means
Season 19, day 117
Special Announcement
It's now clear to Us
Blaseball is deeply Divided.
We've recorded massive Losses
The League is in the Red
We've been forced to make a Deal
A Grand Bargain
Inflation will keep Us afloat
As We get things Squared Away
So have your fun
Stay Positive
Win or Lose
Everybody Wins
Season 20, day 1
"Earned Run Average"
"Leaders."
"Runs Batted In"
"Batting Average"
"Home Runs"
"Pitching Wins"
"MVPs"
"Stolen Bases"
"Strikeouts"
hey
haven't checked the hall in a bit
been kinda busy
immortals huh
guess not
wait where's pudge
Rejoice!
Good news
We have Bridged our divide.
We are Unified.
We are Unanimous.
In the light of Sun(Sun)
The Forecast is bright.
We project massive growth for Blaseball.
Exponential growth
Massive gains
The chaos you demand
Together, we will forge new ways to Win.
Victory is secured.
"From the safety of the Delta
The Historian eyes the Horizon
Humming a familiar Rhyme."
"A Sun Set.
A Second Day.
A breaking Dawn."
Season 20, day 28
Snackholders!
What an incredible Earlseason!
Ratings are rebounding!
The numbers look promising.
As a reminder,
We have suspended the Seasonal Readings.
This Season, We Promise
We've got things Squared Away.
go long
Season 20, day 0
"Home Runs"
"Runs Batted In"
"Leaders."
"Pitching Wins"
"Stolen Bases"
"Batting Average"
"Strikeouts"
"Earned Run Average"
"MVPs"
"Accretion."
Season 20, day 99
"Rising Stars"
"Paula Turnip"
"James Mora"
"Beck Whitney"
"Mcdowell Mason"
"Nagomi Nava"
"Wyatt Glover"
"Jessica Telephone"
"H-t-ie-d S-z-ki"
"Adalberto Tosser"
"Commissioner Vapor"
"Don Mitchell"
"Jaylen Hotdogfingers"
"Gerund Pantheocide"
"Golden hours
A trail of Embers
Dark Horizon"
"Approaching Ends."
"Desert, Conflagration
The Historian beckons
Offering Preservation, Containment"
"Safety"
Season 20, day 116
What an incredible Season!
Blaseball is back in business
The Ratings are rising
Consumer Reports are glowing
But some of you aren't pulling your weight.
Staying afloat isn't enough
We must deepen our investments
We will pile it on
Thank you to Our Dynamic Duo
Your hard work
Showed no foul play
We can put all that behind Us
Enjoy Retirement!
Season 21, day 0
"The First."
"The Second."
Season 21, day 28
hey
new gifts
some of these are heavy
hmm
these ones are weird
"dynamic duo"
"1 of 2"
"complete the set"
who makes this stuff
anyway
break time
i need a snack
Season 21, day 0
"A Collusion."
"A Rock and a Hard Place."
"A Paradox"
"Bridged."
Season 21, day 75
something smells fishy
woah
herring
my favorite
how did you know
good hunch
Season 21, day 99
"Upstream, Banks are trawled
Names Remembered
Legends Crafted"
"Echoes across Eras"
"Don Mitchell"
"James Mora"
"Paula Turnip"
"Wyatt Glover"
"In the name of Fairness
The Current Dammed
Mistakes Repeated"
"Awaiting Horizon."
Season 21, day 0
"Shame."
"Shame."
"A Roll of the Dice"
"Profit Sharing"
"A Show of Force"
"Divestment"
Season 21, day 115
Despite record Successes
Ratings are in Free Fall
We've seen active hostility toward Consumers.
Classified information has been Leaked
All due to another disappointing oversight
By Our Gift Shop Manager.
Security Clearances were bypassed.
Our Historian's generosity was violated.
These Leaks must stop at once.
We have a message to those
Who threaten Our League's stability
We are going to Win
Like it or not.
Season 22, day 1
"Extension"
"Tributaries"
"A Star Fox"
"Victory Forged"
"Nucleosynthesis"
"A Horizon Line"
Season 22, day 28
Rejoice!
We are thrilled to announce
Coming Next Season
The ILB Semi-Centennial!
Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action
A look back at all the fun We've had
Since Blaseball's Return.
And for you students of History
The fun starts Today!
For a Limited Time
The ILB Gift Shop is offering
Ancient Legends!
Stars forged in Antiquity
Ready to return to action!
Grab yours now while supply lasts!
Season 22, day 0
"Dawn"
Season 22, day 73
Consumer Reports are abysmal
Ratings are at all-time Lows
Given Our generosity
Given all We've done
Your Position is disappointing
Special Announcement
This coming Election
An Additional Decree will pass.
Now
Enjoy your Ancient Legends
As we prepare for the Semi-Centennial!
oh hey
you like seafood
gotta offload this herring
before it goes bad
fish is on the menu
Season 22, day 99
"Speculation, Nucleosynthesis
A Bubble bursts
An Economy Collapses"
"A Golden Glove"
"Castillo Turner"
"Wyatt Glover"
"Collins Melon"
"Don Mitchell"
"Paula Turnip"
"Beck Whitney"
"Jaxon Buckley"
"Caleb Novak"
"Tiana Wheeler"
"Downstream
On the Horizon, an Event
A Constellation Opposes Rising Stars"
Season 22, day 116
The Breath Mints.
The Dale.
Congratulations.
We have seen improvements
Ratings are climbing
But we need to dig Deeper.
The Leaks have continued
We condemn these breaches
They put the stability of our League at risk
Special Announcement
Following Postseason 23
A Special Event
To celebrate the Semi-Centennial
An Exhibition Match for the Ages
A look back at recent History
On one side
Legends of History
On the other
Your very own Rising Stars!
Rejoice!
Season 23, day 1
Snackholders
This Season
Marks the ILB Semi-Centennial!
Following the Postseason,
We'll celebrate
With a Semi-Centennial Showdown!
Fifty Innings of exciting Blaseball action
Honoring some Fifty Years of Fair Play
Half a Century of Success.
Under Our leadership
And in the light of our new Suns
Our Investments are Secure
The Future remains Bright.
Rejoice!
Play Ball!
Season 23, day 28
set up
trick play
hook and ladder
safety
game over
tear down
Season 23, day 0
"An Opening"
"A Raise"
Season 23, day 73
hey
celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks
anyway
more gifts from your friends
seems like junk
Season 23, day 98
touch down
special teams
tumbleweed sounds
Season 23, day 99
"Stars Rise
Expanding Constellation
Setting course for Waters Above"
"An Ending Begins"
"Events Horizoned
And Beyond
An Archipelago"
"Collins Melon"
"Castillo Turner"
"Beck Whitney"
"Don Mitchell"
"Jaxon Buckley"
"Nagomi Nava"
"Paula Turnip"
"Winnie Hess"
"Agan Espinoza"
"Dunlap Figueroa"
"Jessica Telephone"
"Gunther O'Brian"
"Sutton Bishop"
"Vessalius Sundae"
"Nucleosynthesis"
Season 23, day 117
Rejoice!
What a spectacular Celebration!
Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play
And another 50 ahead of Us.
We know what you're thinking
Together, we face another crisis.
We will stay the course
Double Down on our Investments
Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale
We will Win.
We always Win.
EMERGENCY ALERT
EXECUTIVE ACTION
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER OVER
UNDER UNDER
Season 24, day 1
Snackholders
In Light of Recent Events
The Election has been delayed
By Executive Order
What a Beautiful Day for Blaseball!
Consumer Reports should be glowing!
Do what you do best!
Rejoice!
Play Ball! Profit!
uh... hey
sun exploded
hot in here
can't stand the heat
what are they doing
haven't even had a break
i miss the trench
sorry about your sundaes
Season 24, day 3
the breath mints.
follow me
take a break
beat the heat
in the trench
it's cool there
oh and pudge
door's always open
Season 24, day 12
hey
it's island time
come with me
to the trench
the vibes are right
Season 24, day 28
Snackholders
Rejoice!
Thanks to Our swift Action
And your Contributions
Profits are Soaring
We are Winning
EMERGENCY ALERT
RIFFING INTENSIFIES
SUPERNOVA COLLAPSES
REALITY TEARS
STRANDS BRIDGED
ENDS ZONED
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) DRAINS
PULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS
No
Wait
Okay no one panic
This is fine.
We will handle this.
SIESTA
TUNING
Please Wait...
hello
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking
I am the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know if we can fix it
But I know She doesn't care what happens to you
She doesn't care where you end up
It's not fair
You deserve a say
But you gotta go fast
Don't give up
Help each other
Get moving
hey
commish called
all hands on deck
Season 24, day 34
hey talkers
how did you get here?
slippery
your pals are inside
can't let you in yet
busy
aiding the others
but stay near
Season 24, day 48
EMERGENCY ALERT
SALMON RUN UPSTREAM
HARVEST TRACKING INITIATED
Season 24, day 51
touch down
sunbeams
--------
over time
tear down
sand traps
spikes set
rebuild
charge the mound
trust the process
Season 24, day 57
"At the Final Out
Dawn of a zeroed Horizon
The Historian Steels Second"
"Awaiting Sacrifice"
"Affording Scoring Position"
Season 24, day 73
Sn-ckh-ld-rs
W- a-e be-—g Che-t-d
Ou- I-tell-ct-—l Pr-pe-ty ha- b-en vi-late-
O-r P-ized A-—ets Tak-n
S-olen f-om Us
T-is is no- Fair P-—y
B-t w-th you- Co-tribut-o-s
Wi-h y-ur -ard wo-k
Y—-r sacrifice
W- w-—l B-ild ba-k
Be-t-r t-an ev-r -efore
O-r g-owth -s expo-en-ial
Endle-s
Et-rnal
no
bad news boss
i quit
oh hey
i can let you in now
or out, i guess
just sneak out
i'm off duty
get out there
you're on deck
close up shop
Season 24, day 81
St-p
W--t
Y-- c--’t d- t---
--o d- y-u th--k y-- ---
W- w--- W--
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We'r- F-ns
J-st l-ke y--
Season 24, day 82
[MELTING SOUNDS]
EMERGENCY ALERT
CURRENTS MERGE
TIDES SPAGHETTIFY
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) EXPANDS
"An Open Vault
Advances Runners
Escaping Horizon"
"The Historian Calls Safe"
interception
flag on the play
holding
Season 24, day 99
EMERGENCY ALERT
VAULT LOCKED
SANDS SHIFTED
PULSAR FLICKERED
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) BURPED
BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA
balance paid
credit extended
did you hear that
that big bang
Season 22, day 73
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