Road Kill

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Road Kill
Road Kill Tlopps Card by glassgoblin
Basic Information
Team	Pandemonium Artists
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Spinning in circles
Coffee Style	Black Black
Blood Type	A A
Fate	75
Soulscream	HAXHUHAXHUHEUOEAEUOEAEAAIXEAAIXEAOUXUXOUXUXOIUXIXIUXIXIUHIAOUHIAOU

Road Kill is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists.

Official League Records

Kill joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Player History

Road Kill is a part-crab part-goblin creature that, for all intents and purposes, should not be alive... let alone play blaseball. However, it persists to spite the gods.

Trivia

• It is three apples tall (If an apple was 1 foot tall)
• Has an aggressively strong Pittsburgh accent
• Evil

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