Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-You
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Cat / Community LoreRandy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
You
You are Randall Marijuana's cat. Randall was uncertain exactly what pedigree you are, but suspected you to be at least partly Ragdoll. You know exactly what you are, and what you are is 100% cat. You enjoyed living with Randall, and like to take long walks around the Hellmouth, feeling the hot sun on your fur and the fires of hell on your well-baked toe beans. Randall was uncertain of how long he had owned you for, or how he acquired you, but you are certain of everything.
