Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Snugglewumps

Cat / Community Lore
Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Snugglewumps

Snugglewumps is probably a cat. Sure, they only have two legs, and seem to have two heads. And sure, they slither about like a snake. But they're furry. And have cat ears. And ... well, maybe this isn't a meow. It's a noise, certainly. And sometimes cats do have a meow that sounds like frogs having a heated philosophical debate.

It's probably fine. Snugglewumps is probably fine. Just pet Snugglewumps and have all your troubles vanish into nothing...