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=== Meet the Crab™ LLC Team! ===

===Parker Parra - Chief Media Emissary===

You might think from looking at them that Parker Parra is a troublemaker who causes more issues for People Ops than they're worth. And you'd be right! However, noting their success as a Crabs-Classic™ media darling, we at Crabs LLC™ have capitalized on their marketability to attract a Streaming Audience.

You can catch Parker Parra commentating Company-Approved Videos Game at the times listed in the schedule on their Twlich™ page. In their spare time they love playing by the rules, raising company morale, and taking any company-mandated reprimands like an absolute champ!

===Some Parker Parra Fun Facts!===

* Has a sixth toe on one foot

* Has a penchant for fly fishing

* Can do seven consecutive pushups