Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams

Hellmouth Sunbeams
Logo by Coblin
Former Names	Moab Sunbeams, Hellmouth Sunbeams
League	Internet League Blaseball
Subleague	Wild League
Division	Wild Low
Ballpark	Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field
Modifications	The Fourth Strike (Season 3, 11)Those with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.  Targeted Shame (Season 8)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fifth Base (Season 10)Ballpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary  Walk in the Park (Season 11)Those with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.  Base InstinctsBatters with Base Instincts will have a chance of heading past first base when getting walked.  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...  Walk in the Park
Home Location	Hellmouth, formerly the Moab desert
Team Slogan	"Stare into the Sun..."
Team Colors	#FFFFFF #FFFBAB #E8C877 #1D1932
Emoji	🌞
Arcanum	XII The Hanged Man
Championships	●
Underbracket Championships	●
Team Abbreviation	SUN
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Variants
Short Circuits	Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 1) Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 2) Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 3) Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 4)
Friends	Hades Tigers, Yellowstone Magic, New York Millennials
Rivals	Everyone. See Rivalries for more details
Mascot	JEFF!
Social media	@hmouthsunbeams

The Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams (formerly the Moab Sunbeams and the Hellmouth Sunbeams) are a professional Blaseball team based in Hellmouth, Utah. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A and compete in the Wild Low division of the Wild League, having previously been members of the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Pangolin Ruiz Grizz El Sayed Cory Ross Kajjala Aliyev Eugenia Garbage Guozhi Ong Jorge Owens Cravel Gesundheit Willow Dice	Carter Grimsley London Simmons Grollis Zephyr Dunn Keyes Mooney Doctor
Shadows
Currently Hidden

Expansion Era

Lineup	Rotation
Hahn Fox Son Jensen Howell Franklin Borg Ruiz Eugenia Bickle Lars Taylor	Sandoval Crossing Zack Sanders Jayden Wright Tot Best Sigmund Castillo Elvis Figueroa
Shadows
Nagomi Nava 👥 Newton Underbuck Paula Reddick 👥 Liam Petty Joe Voorhees 👥 Baby Sliders Comfort Monreal Francisca Burton Scrap Weeks Lotus Clutch Nucleus Cresthill Elwin Blaskets Miguel James 👥 Noquiryn Ratoon Kevelyn Clambucket Bobbin Inningson Kaj Statter Jr. 👥 Guy Gulp 👥 Frankie Crumpet Harriet Gildehaus 👥 Donia Bailey 👥 Phineas Wormthrice 👥 Alvie Kesh

Select Tlopps cards can be found here.

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players.

Date	Removed		Added			Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
03 2	Rhys Trombone		Dudley Mueller	🌞		Incineration
03 23	Velasquez Meadows		Alexander Horne	🌞		Incineration
05 91	Emmett Internet		Sutton Bishop	🌞		Incineration
06 44	Randall Marijuana		Hendricks Richardson	👐		Feedback
06 61	Alexander Horne		Sigmund Castillo	💋		Feedback
06 EL	Alaynabella Hollywood		Hahn Fox	🌹		Blessing (🌞)	Vulture
07 60	Malik Romayne		Joe Voorhees	🕵️		Feedback
07 EL00	Joe Voorhees		Moved to	🌞		Blessing (🌞)	Downsizing
09 99	-		Lotus Clutch	🌞		Playoff Birth
10 99	-		Nucleus Cresthill	🌞		Playoff Birth
11 99	-		Elwin Blaskets	🌞		Playoff Birth
12 99	-		Harriet Gildehaus	🌞		Playoff Birth
12 EL00	Nerd Pacheco		Aldon Cashmoney	🐅		Will (🌞)	Plunder
13 98	Sutton Bishop		Kaj Statter Jr.	🌞		Incineration
13 EL00	Aldon Cashmoney		Richmond Harrison	🐅		Will (🐅)	Plunder
13 EL01	Eugenia Bickle		Jayden Wright	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
14 LS	-		Wyatt Mason VII	🌞		Second Wyatt Masoning
14 81	Wyatt Mason VII		-			Echoed into Static
14 99	-		Noquiryn Ratoon	🌞		Playoff Birth
14 EL00	Sigmund Castillo		Eugenia Bickle	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
15 99	-		Kevelyn Clambucket	🌞		Playoff Birth
15 EL00	Zack Sanders		Elvis Figueroa	🥧		Will (🌞)	Equivalent Exchange
15 EL01	Nagomi Nava		Paula Reddick	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
16 EL00	Richmond Harrison		Alston Cerveza	🗣️		Will (🗣️)	Equivalent Exchange
16 EL01	Alston Cerveza		Brisket Friendo	🦀		Will (🦀)	Foreshadow
16 EL02	Elvis Figueroa		Zack Sanders	🥧		Will (🌞)	Equivalent Exchange
16 EL03	Dudley Mueller		Joe Voorhees	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
17 28	Igneus Delacruz		Kaz Fiasco	🐌		Feedback
17 99	-		Bobbin Inningson	🌞		Playoff Birth
17 EL00	-		Dudley Mueller	🌞		Will (🌞)	Move
17 EL01	Joe Voorhees		Nagomi Nava	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
17 EL02	Brisket Friendo		Howell Franklin	🎸		Will (🌞)	Equivalent Exchange
18 64	Dudley Mueller		Avila Guzman	🕵️		Feedback
18 99	-		Phineas Wormthrice	🌞		Playoff Birth
18 EL00	Kaj Statter Jr.		Phineas Wormthrice	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
18 EL01	Avila Guzman		Quack Enjoyable	🎸		Will (🎸)	Equivalent Exchange
19 41	Quack Enjoyable		Siobhan Chark	🕵️		Feedback
19 EL00	Lars Taylor		Sigmund Castillo	🌞		Will (🌞)	Foreshadow
19 EL01	Kaz Fiasco		Elvis Figueroa	🥧		Will (🥧)	Equivalent Exchange
20 99	-		Borg Ruiz	🌞		Overbracket Playoff Birth
20 EL00	Elvis Figueroa		Moved to	🌞		Blessing (🌞)	Slowpoke
21 5	Siobhan Chark		Comfort Septemberish	🕵️		Feedback
21 76	Jayden Wright		Harriet Gildehaus	🌞		Fax Machine
21 99	-		Frankie Crumpet	🌞		Underbracket Playoff Birth
21 EL00	Comfort Septemberish		Jasper Blather	👐		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
21 EL01	Harriet Gildehaus		Moved to	🌞		Will (🌞)	Move
21 EL02	Jasper Blather		Roamed to	🐌		Roamin'
22 LS	-		Goodwin Morin III	🌞		Gift Shop
22 91	Sandoval Crossing		Jayden Wright	🌞		Fax Machine
22 99	-		Guy Gulp	🌞		Overbracket Playoff Birth
22 EL00	Hendricks Richardson		Son Jensen	🌮		Will (🌮)	Equivalent Exchange
22 EL01	Avila Baker		Sent to	🎸		Blessing (🎸)	Gachapon
22 EL02	Goodwin Morin III		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
23 11	Jayden Wright		Sandoval Crossing	🌞		Fax Machine
23 26	Sandoval Crossing		Jayden Wright	🌞		Fax Machine
23 36	Jayden Wright		Sandoval Crossing	🌞		Fax Machine
23 42	Zack Sanders		Jayden Wright	🌞		Fax Machine
23 43	Elvis Figueroa		Zack Sanders	🌞		Fax Machine
23 48	Phineas Wormthrice		Guy Gulp	🌞		Voicemail
23 50	Miguel James		Elvis Figueroa	🌞		Fax Machine
23 51	-		Donia Bailey	🕵️		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌞)
23 63	-		Dunlap Figueroa	🚤		Super Roamin'	The Fifth Base
23 72	Dunlap Figueroa		Super roamed to	🕵️		Super Roamin'	The Fifth Base
23 82	Jayden Wright		Miguel James	🌞		Fax Machine
23 83	Zack Sanders		Jayden Wright	🌞		Fax Machine
23 99	-		Alvie Kesh	🌞		Overbracket Playoff Birth
23 11700	Nagomi Nava		Drafted by	💫		Drafted to the ILB Semi-Centennial (💫)
23 11701	-		Nagomi Nava	💫		Returned from the ILB Semi-Centennial
23 EL00	Chris Koch		Sent to	🌮		Blessing (🌮)	Gachapon
24 32	Miguel James		Zack Sanders	🌞		Fax Machine
24 70	Nagomi Nava		Tot Best	🌞		Night Shift
24 72	Guy Gulp		Borg Ruiz	🌞		Night Shift
24 88	Paula Reddick		Lars Taylor	🌞		Night Shift
FB00	-		Pangolin Ruiz	🌹		Fall Ball
FB01	Alvie Kesh		Fell to	💋		Fall Ball
FB02	Zack Sanders		Fell to	🌹		Fall Ball
FB03	Tot Best		Fell to	🌮		Fall Ball
FB04	-		London Simmons	🗣️		Fall Ball
FB05	Joe Voorhees		Fell to	🚤		Fall Ball
FB06	-		Mooney Doctor	🗣️		Fall Ball
FB07	Sigmund Castillo		Fell to	👐		Fall Ball
FB08	Elvis Figueroa		Fell to	🌮		Fall Ball
FB09	Baby Sliders		Fell to	🥩		Fall Ball
FB10	-		Dunn Keyes	🌹		Fall Ball
FB11	-		Cravel Gesundheit	✨		Fall Ball
FB12	-		Willow Dice	🚤		Fall Ball
FB13	-		Cory Ross	🥩		Fall Ball
FB14	-		Grollis Zephyr	🏋️‍		Fall Ball
FB15	Howell Franklin		Fell to	🕵️		Fall Ball
FB16	Son Jensen		Fell to	🔱		Fall Ball
FB17	-		Eugenia Garbage	🗣️		Fall Ball
FB18	Kaj Statter Jr.		Fell to	👟		Fall Ball
FB19	Donia Bailey		Fell to	🌮		Fall Ball
FB20	-		Jorge Owens	👟		Fall Ball
FB21	Paula Reddick		Fell to	🗣️		Fall Ball

Season Results

For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from Season 1.

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1–11)

Discipline Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason			Election
1	40	40-59	N/A			None
2	37	37-62	N/A			The Fourth Strike decree passes, granting the Sunbeams  The Fourth Strike.
3	38	38-61	N/A			None
4	40	40-59	N/A			The Alternate Reality decree passes, calling  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.s of Eugenia Bickle and Igneus Delacruz. Precognition improves the hitting of Nagomi Nava, Emmett Internet, and Randall Marijuana by 20% each.
5	35	35-64	N/A			The High Filter decree moves the Sunbeams to the Wild Low division.
6	47	47-52	N/A			Sharing Signs from the Boston Flowers improves the Wild Low's hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%. Move the Mounds Closer improves the Wild Low's pitching by 10% and impairs their hitting by -5%. Vulture steals the best player in the Wild Low, hitter Hahn Fox, from the Flowers. The Sunbeams send back Alaynabella Hollywood.
7	54	54-45	N/A			Downsizing sends the Sunbeams' worst hitter, Joe Voorhees, to the Shadows. Stickum randomized the defense stats for the Sunbeams' three worst defenders: Eugenia Bickle's defense stats were randomized: to Sandoval Crossing's defense stats were randomized: to Miguel James's defense stats were randomized: to The Hawai'i Fridays win The Shame Bubble, protecting Mild Low. The Sunbeams are subject to  Targeted Shame.
8	59	59-40	🌞	0 - 3	🕵️	Base Instincts gives the Sunbeams' players Base blood type. The Hellmouth Sunbeams now have  Base Instincts.
9	51	51-48	🌞	2 - 0	🔥	Mystery Blessings associated with the Season 9 decrees give three Sunbeams' players new permanent modifications: Forecast: Birds grants Sandoval Crossing the  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out. Modification. Forecast: Blooddrain grants Dudley Mueller the  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Modification. Forecast: Eclipse grants Nagomi Nava the  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated. Modification. The Baltimore Crabs win the Fifth Base Bubble, protecting Wild High. The Solarium is given  The Fifth Base. The Shame Bubble from the Boston Flowers protects Wild Low from Targeted Shame. Mutually Arising improves Wild Low's overall rating by 2%.
			🦀	3 - 0	🌞
10	33	33-66	🌞	2 - 0	🌮	Tag-Team Fourth Strike from the Charleston Shoe Thieves grants both them and the Sunbeams  The Fourth Strike. Sharing Signs from the Unlimited Tacos improves the Wild Low's hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%. The Nut Button cures all Sunbeams players of their peanut allergies and grants Sandoval Crossing the  SuperyummyThis Player seriously loves peanuts. Superyummy players Overperform when playing in Peanut weather or in a ballpark with a Peanut Mister, and Underperform otherwise. Modification. Divisional Walk in the Park grants all Wild Low teams  Walk in the Park.
			🦀	3 - 0	🌞
11	68	68-39	🌞	3 - (-1)	🕵️	The Sunbeams are given the XII The Hanged Man Arcana.
			🐅	3 - 5	🌞
			🌞	3 - 1	🎸
			ILB Champs ●

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12–24)

Expansion Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason			Election
12	58	57-42	🌞	3 - 2	👐	Trust grants Lars Taylor the  FlippersWhen immateria floods, this Runner will score instead of being cleared from the Bases. Modification. Plunder trades away Nerd Pacheco in exchange for Aldon Cashmoney of the Hades Tigers. 🌞 - Nerd Pacheco + Aldon Cashmoney 🐅 - Aldon Cashmoney + Nerd Pacheco
			🐅	3 - 1	🌞
13	52	47-52	N/A			The Hades Tigers Plunder Aldon Cashmoney in exchange for Richmond Harrison. 🌞 - Aldon Cashmoney + Richmond Harrison 🐅 - Richmond Harrison + Aldon Cashmoney Infuse boosts Nagomi Nava a combined 10.0 → 14.8 . Foreshadow brings Jayden Wright out of the Shadows and on to the Rotation in exchange for Eugenia Bickle. All four "Bubble" blessings improve Wild Low's hitting, defense, pitching, and baserunning by 4% each. Peanut Butter grants Igneus Delacruz the  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather. Modification and Kaj Statter Jr. the  SmoothThis Player will have 100% more Speed in Peanut weather. Modification.
14	56	56-43	🌞	0 - 3	🌮	Foreshadow brings Eugenia Bickle out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Sigmund Castillo. Trust grants Nagomi Nava the  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise. Modification.
15	58	58-41	🌞	0 - 3	🍗	Equivalent Exchange trades away Zack Sanders in exchange for Elvis Figueroa of the Philly Pies. 🌞 - Zack Sanders + Elvis Figueroa 🥧 - Elvis Figueroa + Zack Sanders Foreshadow brings Paula Reddick out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Nagomi Nava. Mulligan grants the Sunbeams' worst hitter, Miguel James, the  The Fourth Strike Modification. Running Practice boosts the Sunbeams' Lineup's baserunning.
16	42	42-57	N/A			The Canada Moist Talkers use Equivalent Exchange to trade Richmond Harrison for Alston Cerveza. 🌞 - Richmond Harrison + Alston Cerveza 🗣️ - Alston Cerveza + Richmond Harrison The Baltimore Crabs use Foreshadow to bring Brisket Friendo out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Alston Cerveza. 🌞 - Alston Cerveza + Brisket Friendo 🦀 - Brisket Friendo + Alston Cerveza Equivalent Exchange trades away Elvis Figueroa in exchange for Zack Sanders of the Philly Pies. 🌞 - Elvis Figueroa + Zack Sanders 🥧 - Zack Sanders + Elvis Figueroa Foreshadow brings Joe Voorhees out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Dudley Mueller. Posterizer grants Paula Reddick the  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason. Modification. Handcrafted Cap Drop gifts Jayden Wright a Cap of the Feast.
17	37	37-62	🌞	0 - 2	🔥	The Hellmouth Sunbeams receive a  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.! Move brings Dudley Mueller out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup . Foreshadow brings Nagomi Nava out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Joe Voorhees. Equivalent Exchange trades away Brisket Friendo in exchange for Howell Franklin of the Seattle Garages. 🌞 - Brisket Friendo + Howell Franklin 🎸 - Howell Franklin + Brisket Friendo Buddies boosts the moxie of Hendricks Richardson and Nagomi Nava by 15% each. Blood Crate Drop gifts Kaz Fiasco a pair of Aluminum Blood Sunglasses. Last Not Least boosts the thwackability of Hahn Fox, Hendricks Richardson, and Nagomi Nava by 10% each. Set the Table moves the Sunbeams' best hitter, Howell Franklin, to position #3 in their Lineup .
18	47	47-52	🌞	2 - 1	🕵️	Shadow Infuse boosts Sigmund Castillo's pitching 3.6 → 4.9 . Foreshadow brings Phineas Wormthrice out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Kaj Statter Jr. The Seattle Garages use Equivalent Exchange to trade Avila Guzman for Quack Enjoyable. 🌞 - Avila Guzman + Quack Enjoyable 🎸 - Quack Enjoyable + Avila Guzman
			🌹	3 - 1	🌞
19	-56	55-44	N/A			Foreshadow brings Sigmund Castillo out of the Shadows and on to the Rotation in exchange for Lars Taylor. Shadow Infuse boosts Sigmund Castillo's pitching 4.9 → 6.4 . The Philly Pies use Equivalent Exchange to trade Kaz Fiasco for Elvis Figueroa. 🌞 - Kaz Fiasco + Elvis Figueroa 🥧 - Elvis Figueroa + Kaz Fiasco
20	64	60-39	🌞	1 - 3	🌮	Shadow Infuse boosts Lars Taylor's defense 4.6 → 5.6 . Magnify grants Phineas Wormthrice the  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2. Modification. Slowpoke moves the worst baserunner in the Sunbeams' Lineup , Elvis Figueroa, to their Rotation . Global Guts boosts the moxie of the Sunbeams' Lineup by 20% and thwackability by 5%. Solo Stroll grants the Sunbeams' worst batter, Hendricks Richardson, the  Walk in the Park Modification. Green Light from the Ohio Worms grants Nagomi Nava the  Green LightThis Player will play 50% better in Positive Polarity (+) Weather and 50% worse in Negative Polarity (-) Weather. Modification.
21	63	55-44	🌞	2 - 1	🚤	The Breckenridge Jazz Hands use Equivalent Exchange to trade Comfort Septemberish for Jasper Blather. 🌞 - Co---r- ----emb-ri-- + Jasper Blather 👐 - Jasper Blather + Co---r- ----emb-ri-- Move sends Harriet Gildehaus from the Sunbeams' Rotation into their Shadows . Shadow Infuse boosts Jayden Wright's defense 3.4 → 4.7 . Shadow Cinnamon Challenge boosts the Sunbeams' Shadows player's cinnamon. Shadow Pressure Cooker boosts the Sunbeams' Shadows player's pressurization. Jasper Blather roams to the Ohio Worms.
			🍗	1 - 3	🌞
			🌞	3 - 2	🏋️‍
			🗣️	0 - 3	🌞
			ILB Champs ●●
22	78	63-36	🌞	3 - 2	🍗	Magnify grants Hahn Fox the  2x Modification. Reform re-rolls Howell Franklin's  FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Modification into the  High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base. Modification. The LA Unlimited Tacos use Equivalent Exchange to trade Hendricks Richardson for Son Jensen. 🌞 - Hendricks Richardson + Son Jensen 🌮 - Son Jensen + Hendricks Richardson Rotation Flip flips the eDensity of the Sunbeams' entire Rotation: Jayden Wright, Zack Sanders, Elvis Figueroa, Sigmund Castillo, and Miguel James each gain the  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity. Modification. The Seattle Garages win the Gachapon blessing, recruiting Sunbeams' Shadows player Avila Baker. Record Scratch from the Ohio Worms gives Eugenia Bickle the  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. Modification. Subtractor Avoidance from the Hawai'i Fridays gives Eugenia Bickle the  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Modification.
			🏋️‍	3 - 2	🌞
23	79	63-36	🌞	3 - 2	🚤	The Team Roamless Crate party favor grants the Hellmouth Sunbeams the  Roamless Modification. The Hellmouth Sunbeams are placed  Under Review. Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park grants all Wild Low teams  Walk in the Park. The LA Unlimited Tacos win the Season 22: Gachapon blessing, recruiting Sunbeams' Shadows player Chris Koch.
			🐌	3 - 2	🌞
24	24	57-42	N/A			There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a timeline of notable events which have happened to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, see Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/History.

Team Chemistry

The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry, and relaxed vibes that may surprise some given their historically poor record of being good at Blaseball. Overall, the Sunbeams haven taken a philosophical approach to their poor performances in seasons past, rationalising that compared to the latent daily horror of life in the Immaterial Plane, the Blaseball League, and on the teetering lip of a pit dropping straight into hell, "being bad at Blaseball isn't worth losing braincells over." Nobody blames anybody after a loss, and win or lose they all go get smoothies from the Shadow Moabbey. It is not recommended that anyone outside the team drinks the smoothies from the Moabbey. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.

The Sunbeams are also major figures in the wider Hellmouth community, with a strong sense of responsibility to be good role models who strongly discourage anyone from trying to come to Hellmouth. Even visitors planning only a short trip run the risk of experiencing the Tug, and/or gaining an Adaptation which would forever tie them to the accursed place the Sunbeams call home. However, should fate, blessings, weather, misfortune, elections, or grim determination bring a newcomer to the Sunbeams roster, the team will do all they can to help the new player feel welcome. The orientation programs are an ad-hoc affair, but combine practical advice for surviving in Hellmouth with haphazard explanations of Igneus "Iggy" Delacruz and Miguel James' theatrics and antics.

Many players on the Sunbeams roster are active members in the community: running local businesses, guest lecturing at Hellmouth Community College, or offering services to make Hellmouth that little bit less inhospitable for everyone living there.

Rivalries

For more information about the Sunbeams' concept of rivalries, and a list of known rivalries, see Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries.

How Sunbeams Obtain Rivals. Credit: future kudos [discord]

The Sunbeams have a complicated relationship with rivalries, a label which oft-encompasses a range of complicated and nuanced emotional relationships. Rivalry, as understood by the Sunbeams and their fans, involves:

• wistfully watching their rival's matches, hoping to face them in battle once again
• fiercely defending a rival from others, for only You are allowed to defeat them
• cheering for the rival as they grow, overcome trials and reveal new strengths, as such development is a hallmark for any worthy rival
• being unable to think of anyone other than the rival
• on dark nights wondering if they're staring into the same sun, cursing your name.

In the spirit of competition, everyone in the League is a rival of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, though some rivalries have been developed to the point they fall under a separate category of Major Rivalry, Rivalliance, or Anti-Rival. To learn more about these rivalries, or to find out your team's rivalry-status with the Sunbeams, please view the Rivalries subpage.

Staff

Coaches

• Sol, head coach
  • Monsieur Bean (possibly Monsieur Beam), personal assistant to the head coach
• Velasquez Meadows's Ghost, manager
• Addie Tantalus, asst. coach
• [No known first name] Nakamura, asst. coach
• Determination Montgomery, batting coach
• Beef Randolph, nutritionist

Additional Personnel

• JEFF, "mascot"
• Dead Tom, the fan
• The Man Who Owns All the Teeth, sponsor
• The entire population of Bishop Sutton
• Moon Roomba

Stadium

See the main article on this topic: Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field

Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field is located in the western part of downtown Hellmouth, just off of BAD 191. Its grounds rest on the edge of the main Hellmouth sinkhole, and are bisected by several smaller sinkholes, cracks, teeth, and ruined neighborhood blocks. The grounds are surrounded by the Infinite Mill Creek moat, whose inscrutable geometry protects the field from unwelcome visitors and aspiring Sun-killers.

When walking into the ballpark there is a waterfall feature, believed to be molten gold. The front entrance of the ballpark was angled in such a way that the Sun would rise in line with it and the waterfall on the first day of every new blaseball Season. As best as can be observed, the Sun changed its path slightly following the opening of the Hellmouth to preserve this tradition.

Sun 2, which appeared near the end of Season β10 and has been a constant presence in the skies above Hellmouth ever since, has not demonstrated this property. Talks were underway to build or seek out a system which would turn the ballpark and ensure Sun 2 could rise at season's dawn in alignment, but finalized plans have not yet been forthcoming.

Fan Culture

For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture.

Gameday Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.

The Solympic Flame

At the dawn of every Season, a fire is started somewhere in the Solarium using the sacred light from the easternmost Blaseball location. To date, the flame has been extinguished by Garages fans before the season has concluded. For more information, see the Solympic Flame page.

Notable Chants

Team General

• Call: FIVE SEVEN
  • Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
    • 5778 is the temperature of the sun in Kelvin
• Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
  • Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
• Call: TOO HOT
  • Response: HOT DAMN
• HERE COMES THE SUN

Beams fans are also known to yell players' Soulscreams to cheer them on.

Player Specific

Player	Cheer
Hahn Fox	Call: TOO HAHN (Response: HAHN DAMN) / FOX TROT (when moving) / FOX IN BOX
Son Jensen	SON(SUN)
Howell Franklin	Awoo!
Eugenia Bickle	BIC KILL / Runs Bickled in!
Lars Taylor	LONE STAR LARS (with variants for more stars) / YEEHAAW
Sandoval Crossing	CROSS 'EM OUT / X X X / You shall not pass
Zack Sanders	Throw rocks! / ZACK ATTACK
Jayden Wright	ALL RISE, COURT IS IN SESSION / CLOSE THE CASE
Sigmund Castillo	HELLS MOVING CASTLE
Elvis Figueroa	You've been gnomed

Shadowed Players

Player	Cheer
Paula Reddick	Call: Who you gonna call-a? (Response: Paula Paula Paula!) / That's the spirit! / REDDICKULOUS
Guy Gulp	Thats our Guy! / GG
Nagomi Nava	GO GO GOMI / ゴゴゴゴ (when moving) / Gomi go Homi
Miguel James	THE FLAMES OF JAMES
Phineas Wormthrice	PHINISH IT / PHINISHED
Joe Voorhees	GO JOE / GO GO GI JOE (GI stands for Good Intentions)
Kaj Statter Jr.	STATTER UP / THE JOCTOR IS IN

These chants have either fallen out of fashion, or are associated with players no longer on the Sunbeams' roster.

Retired Chants

General

• We are okay!
• Beam me up, Scotty!
• You can't beat the heat!
• (:

Past Players

Player	Cheer
Hendricks Richardson	PROF/PROFESSOR / SCHOOL 'EM PROF / EAT THE PITCH / ON YOUR MARX
Siobhan Chark	CHARK ATTACK
Avila Guzman	PARTY ANGEL
Dudley Mueller	BIG SIPS / BIG HITS / RIP IT AND GRIP IT / HOMERUNCULUS (when scoring a home run)
Kaz Fiasco	What a Fiasco!
Brisket Friendo	Risk it for the brisket
Igneus Delacruz	Delacruzin'
Nerd Pacheco	PA CHE CO / That's our Nerd!
Sutton Bishop	HONK / Call: IT TAKES A VILLAGE (Response: TO PILOT A GOOSE) / GOOSE CRIMES (when stealing a base)
Malik Romayne	Lettuce win!
Alaynabella Hollywood	HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Randall Marijuana) / HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLY COULD
Emmett Internet	DIAL UP / CONNECTION ESTABLISHED / aeiou / *dial-up noises* / *sad dial-up noises*
Randall Marijuana	HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Alaynabella Hollywood)
Alexander Horne	TOOT TOOT / DOOT DOOT / 🎺 / HORNE RUN (when scoring a home run)

Fan Works

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  Sunbeams Season 5 Lineup
  by @Oxyoxspring

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  Sunbeams Season 7 Lineup
  by @alienmandy_

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  Sunbeams Season 8 Lineup
  by Red Fathoms

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  Sunbeams Season 10 Roster
  by Coblin

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  Sunbeams Season 11 Roster
  by Olive

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  ⅘ of the Sunbeams Season 11 Rotation
  by Casper Pham

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  Sunbeams Season 20 Roster
  by Olive

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  Sunbeams Party Time recipients in Season 10
  by larkine

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  Hall Stars players Emmett Internet and Randall Marijuana, formerly of the Sunbeams
  by larkine

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  The Precog Trio
  by larkine

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  stay a little longer, please, for me
  by @_pysics

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  Sunbeams win the Season 11 Championship
  by larkine

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  click to view
  Sunbeams Season 11 Championship animation
  by @MimimiCee

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  Siesta Sunbeams
  by @alienmandy_

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  The Only Trio Ever
  by @rubiqunda

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  Nagomi Nava, Nerd Pacheco, Sutton Bishop, and Miguel James offer heartfelt life advice
  By Ash

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  Family
  by Jace

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  Sunbeams Skaters
  by @_pysics

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  The Precog Trio
  by @snorgyfanatic

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  Lars, Nerd & Sandy at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by @_iznj

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  Guy Gulp with Aldon Cashmoney
  by Chamomile

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  OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
  by Ash

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  Shadows Squaredancing
  by Discord user yokorin

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  First Four Falls
  by Chamomile

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  OG Beams
  by Olive

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  Logo by Kess

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  Stare into the Sun
  poster by Kess

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  Logo by Kess

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  Visit Beautiful Hellmouth
  by @moldlover

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