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The '''Hellmouth Sunbeams''' (formerly the '''Moab Sunbeams''') are a professional [[Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth]], Utah. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season A]] and compete in the Wild Low division of the [[Wild League]], having previously been members of the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. | The '''Hellmouth Sunbeams''' (formerly the '''Moab Sunbeams''') are a professional [[Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth]], Utah. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season A]] and compete in the Wild Low division of the [[Wild League]], having previously been members of the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. | ||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
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<small>Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery_of_Tlopps_Cards#Hellmouth_Sunbeams_.F0.9F.8C.9E|here]].</small> | <small>Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery_of_Tlopps_Cards#Hellmouth_Sunbeams_.F0.9F.8C.9E|here]].</small> | ||
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<small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former_Hellmouth_Sunbeams_Players|Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players]].</small> | <small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former_Hellmouth_Sunbeams_Players|Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players]].</small> | ||
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==Season Results== | ==Season Results== | ||
<small>For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from [[Moab Sunbeams/Season 1|Season 1]].</small> | <small>For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from [[Moab Sunbeams/Season 1|Season 1]].</small> | ||
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| style="text-align:center;" colspan="3" |<span style=font-size:13px;>ILB Champs</span> <span style="color:#ffeb57; font-size:20px; line-height:0; box-sizing:border-box; font-family:"Lora","Courier New",monospace,serif;">●</span> | | style="text-align:center;" colspan="3" |<span style=font-size:13px;>ILB Champs</span> <span style="color:#ffeb57; font-size:20px; line-height:0; box-sizing:border-box; font-family:"Lora","Courier New",monospace,serif;">●</span> | ||
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− | ===The Expansion Era=== | + | ===The Expansion Era (Seasons 12–24)=== |
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Revision as of 21:48, 17 March 2022
The Hellmouth Sunbeams (formerly the Moab Sunbeams) are a professional Blaseball team based in Hellmouth, Utah. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A and compete in the Wild Low division of the Wild League, having previously been members of the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League.
Roster
Select Tlopps cards can be found here.
Player History
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players.
Season Results
For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from Season 1.
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1–11)
Discipline Era | |||||||
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Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Election | |||
1 | 40 | 40-59 | N/A | None | |||
2 | 37 | 37-62 | N/A |
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3 | 38 | 38-61 | N/A | None | |||
4 | 40 | 40-59 | N/A |
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5 | 35 | 35-64 | N/A |
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6 | 47 | 47-52 | N/A |
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7 | 54 | 54-45 | N/A |
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8 | 59 | 59-40 | 🌞 | 0 - 3 | 🕵️ |
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9 | 51 | 51-48 | 🌞 | 2 - 0 | 🔥 |
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🦀 | 3 - 0 | 🌞 | |||||
10 | 33 | 33-66 | 🌞 | 2 - 0 | 🌮 |
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🦀 | 3 - 0 | 🌞 | |||||
11 | 68 | 68-39 | 🌞 | 3 - (-1) | 🕵️ |
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🐅 | 3 - 5 | 🌞 | |||||
🌞 | 3 - 1 | 🎸 | |||||
ILB Champs ● |
The Expansion Era (Seasons 12–24)
Expansion Era | |||||||
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Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Election | |||
12 | 58 | 57-42 | 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 👐 |
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🐅 | 3 - 1 | 🌞 | |||||
13 | 52 | 47-52 | N/A |
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14 | 56 | 56-43 | 🌞 | 0 - 3 | 🌮 |
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15 | 58 | 58-41 | 🌞 | 0 - 3 | 🍗 |
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16 | 42 | 42-57 | N/A |
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17 | 37 | 37-62 | 🌞 | 0 - 2 | 🔥 | The Hellmouth Sunbeams receive a Free Will!
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18 | 47 | 47-52 | 🌞 | 2 - 1 | 🕵️ |
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🌹 | 3 - 1 | 🌞 | |||||
19 | -56 | 55-44 | N/A |
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20 | 64 | 60-39 | 🌞 | 1 - 3 | 🌮 |
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21 | 63 | 55-44 | 🌞 | 2 - 1 | 🚤 |
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🍗 | 1 - 3 | 🌞 | |||||
🌞 | 3 - 2 | 🏋️ | |||||
🗣️ | 0 - 3 | 🌞 | |||||
ILB Champs ●● | |||||||
22 | 78 | 63-36 | 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 🍗 |
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🏋️ | 3 - 2 | 🌞 | |||||
23 | 79 | 63-36 | 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 🚤 |
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🐌 | 3 - 2 | 🌞 | |||||
24 | 24 | 57-42 | N/A | There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball. |
History
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a timeline of notable events which have happened to the Hellmouth Sunbeams, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/History.
Team Chemistry
The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry, and relaxed vibes that may surprise some given their historically poor record of being good at Blaseball. Overall, the Sunbeams haven taken a philosophical approach to their poor performances in seasons past, rationalising that compared to the latent daily horror of life in the Immaterial Plane, the Blaseball League, and on the teetering lip of a pit dropping straight into hell, "being bad at Blaseball isn't worth losing braincells over." Nobody blames anybody after a loss, and win or lose they all go get smoothies from the Shadow Moabbey. It is not recommended that anyone outside the team drinks the smoothies from the Moabbey. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.
The Sunbeams are also major figures in the wider Hellmouth community, with a strong sense of responsibility to be good role models who strongly discourage anyone from trying to come to Hellmouth. Even visitors planning only a short trip run the risk of experiencing the Tug, and/or gaining an Adaptation which would forever tie them to the accursed place the Sunbeams call home. However, should fate, blessings, weather, misfortune, elections, or grim determination bring a newcomer to the Sunbeams roster, the team will do all they can to help the new player feel welcome. The orientation programs are an ad-hoc affair, but combine practical advice for surviving in Hellmouth with haphazard explanations of Igneus "Iggy" Delacruz and Miguel James' theatrics and antics.
Many players on the Sunbeams roster are active members in the community: running local businesses, guest lecturing at Hellmouth Community College, or offering services to make Hellmouth that little bit less inhospitable for everyone living there.
Rivalries
For more information about the Sunbeams' concept of rivalries, and a list of known rivalries, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries.
The Sunbeams have a complicated relationship with rivalries, a label which oft-encompasses a range of complicated and nuanced emotional relationships. Rivalry, as understood by the Sunbeams and their fans, involves:
- wistfully watching their rival's matches, hoping to face them in battle once again
- fiercely defending a rival from others, for only You are allowed to defeat them
- cheering for the rival as they grow, overcome trials and reveal new strengths, as such development is a hallmark for any worthy rival
- being unable to think of anyone other than the rival
- on dark nights wondering if they're staring into the same sun, cursing your name.
In the spirit of competition, everyone in the League is a rival of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, though some rivalries have been developed to the point they fall under a separate category of Major Rivalry, Rivalliance, or Anti-Rival. To learn more about these rivalries, or to find out your team's rivalry-status with the Sunbeams, please view the Rivalries subpage.
Staff
Coaches
- Sol, head coach
- Monsieur Bean (possibly Monsieur Beam), personal assistant to the head coach
- Velasquez Meadows's Ghost, manager
- Addie Tantalus, asst. coach
- [No known first name] Nakamura, asst. coach
- Determination Montgomery, batting coach
- Beef Randolph, nutritionist
Additional Personnel
- JEFF, "mascot"
- Dead Tom, the fan
- The Man Who Owns All the Teeth, sponsor
- The entire population of Bishop Sutton
- Moon Roomba
Stadium
Main article: The Solarium
Fan Culture
For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture.
Gameday Traditions
Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.
At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.
In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.
The Solympic Flame
At the dawn of every Season, a fire is started somewhere in the Solarium using the sacred light from the easternmost Blaseball location. To date, the flame has been extinguished by Garages fans before the season has concluded. For more information, see the Solympic Flame page.
Notable Chants
Team General
- Call: FIVE SEVEN
- Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
- 5778 is the temperature of the sun in Kelvin
- Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
- Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
- Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
- Call: TOO HOT
- Response: HOT DAMN
- HERE COMES THE SUN
Beams fans are also known to yell players' Soulscreams to cheer them on.
Player Specific
Player | Cheer |
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Hahn Fox | Call: TOO HAHN (Response: HAHN DAMN) / FOX TROT (when moving) / FOX IN BOX |
Son Jensen | SON(SUN) |
Howell Franklin | Awoo! |
Eugenia Bickle | BIC KILL / Runs Bickled in! |
Lars Taylor | LONE STAR LARS (with variants for more stars) / YEEHAAW |
Sandoval Crossing | CROSS 'EM OUT / X X X / You shall not pass |
Zack Sanders | Throw rocks! / ZACK ATTACK |
Jayden Wright | ALL RISE, COURT IS IN SESSION / CLOSE THE CASE |
Sigmund Castillo | HELLS MOVING CASTLE |
Elvis Figueroa | You've been gnomed |
Shadowed Players
Player | Cheer |
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Paula Reddick | Call: Who you gonna call-a? (Response: Paula Paula Paula!) / That's the spirit! / REDDICKULOUS |
Guy Gulp | Thats our Guy! / GG |
Nagomi Nava | GO GO GOMI / ゴゴゴゴ (when moving) / Gomi go Homi |
Miguel James | THE FLAMES OF JAMES |
Phineas Wormthrice | PHINISH IT / PHINISHED |
Joe Voorhees | GO JOE / GO GO GI JOE (GI stands for Good Intentions) |
Kaj Statter Jr. | STATTER UP / THE JOCTOR IS IN |
These chants have either fallen out of fashion, or are associated with players no longer on the Sunbeams' roster.
Retired Chants
General
- We are okay!
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- You can't beat the heat!
- (:
Past Players
Player | Cheer |
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Hendricks Richardson | PROF/PROFESSOR / SCHOOL 'EM PROF / EAT THE PITCH / ON YOUR MARX |
Siobhan Chark | CHARK ATTACK |
Avila Guzman | PARTY ANGEL |
Dudley Mueller | BIG SIPS / BIG HITS / RIP IT AND GRIP IT / HOMERUNCULUS (when scoring a home run) |
Kaz Fiasco | What a Fiasco! |
Brisket Friendo | Risk it for the brisket |
Igneus Delacruz | Delacruzin' |
Nerd Pacheco | PA CHE CO / That's our Nerd! |
Sutton Bishop | HONK / Call: IT TAKES A VILLAGE (Response: TO PILOT A GOOSE) / GOOSE CRIMES (when stealing a base) |
Malik Romayne | Lettuce win! |
Alaynabella Hollywood | HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Randall Marijuana) / HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLY COULD |
Emmett Internet | DIAL UP / CONNECTION ESTABLISHED / aeiou / *dial-up noises* / *sad dial-up noises* |
Randall Marijuana | HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Alaynabella Hollywood) |
Alexander Horne | TOOT TOOT / DOOT DOOT / 🎺 / HORNE RUN (when scoring a home run) |
Fan Works
Have fan art of the Sunbeams? Add it here or at Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Works!
Sunbeams Season 5 Lineup
by @OxyoxspringSunbeams Season 7 Lineup
by @alienmandy_Sunbeams Season 8 Lineup
by Red Fathoms⅘ of the Sunbeams Season 11 Rotation
by Casper PhamSunbeams Party Time recipients in Season 10
by larkineHall Stars players Emmett Internet and Randall Marijuana, formerly of the Sunbeams
by larkineThe Precog Trio
by larkineclick to view
Sunbeams Season 11 Championship animation
by @MimimiCeeSunbeams win the Season 11 Championship
by larkineSiesta Sunbeams
by @alienmandy_The Only Trio Ever
by @rubiqundaDudley Mueller, Nerd Pacheco, and Zack Sanders
by @_iznjSunbeams Skaters
by @_pysicsNagomi Nava, Nerd Pacheco, Sutton Bishop, and Miguel James offer heartfelt life advice
By AshThe Precog Trio
by @snorgyfanaticVisit Beautiful Hellmouth
by @moldloverLogo by Kess
Stare into the Sun
poster by KessLogo by Kess
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Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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Stats | Season | 1 |
Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Stare Into the Sun... |