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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
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<small>For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from [[Moab Sunbeams/Season 1|Season 1]].</small>
 
===The Discipline Era===
 
===The Discipline Era===
 
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*[[Season 2#Decrees|'''The Fourth Strike''']] decree passes, granting the Sunbeams {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}.
 
*[[Season 2#Decrees|'''The Fourth Strike''']] decree passes, granting the Sunbeams {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}.
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*The [[Season 4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''']] decree passes, calling {{ModifInline|Alternate}}s of [[Eugenia Bickle]] and [[Igneus Delacruz]].
 
*The [[Season 4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''']] decree passes, calling {{ModifInline|Alternate}}s of [[Eugenia Bickle]] and [[Igneus Delacruz]].
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*The [[Season 5#Decrees|'''High Filter''']] decree moves the Sunbeams to the [[Wild League#Wild Low|Wild Low]] division.
 
*The [[Season 5#Decrees|'''High Filter''']] decree moves the Sunbeams to the [[Wild League#Wild Low|Wild Low]] division.
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*[[Season 6#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] from the [[Boston Flowers]] improves the [[Wild League#Wild Low|Wild Low]]'s hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%.
 
*[[Season 6#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] from the [[Boston Flowers]] improves the [[Wild League#Wild Low|Wild Low]]'s hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%.
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*[[Season 7#Blessings|'''Downsizing''']] sends the Sunbeams' worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], to the [[Shadows]].
 
*[[Season 7#Blessings|'''Downsizing''']] sends the Sunbeams' worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], to the [[Shadows]].
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*[[Season 8#Blessings|'''Base Instincts''']] gave the Sunbeams' players [[Blood Type|Base blood type]]. The Hellmouth Sunbeams now have {{ModifInline|Base Instincts|duration=permanent}}.
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*[[Season 8#Blessings|'''Base Instincts''']] gives the Sunbeams' players [[Blood Type|Base blood type]]. The Hellmouth Sunbeams now have {{ModifInline|Base Instincts|duration=permanent}}.
 
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 9|9]]
 
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| style="text-align:center;" colspan="3" |<span style=font-size:13px;>ILB Champs</span> <span style="color:#ffeb57; font-size:20px; line-height:0; box-sizing:border-box; font-family:&quot;Lora&quot;,&quot;Courier New&quot;,monospace,serif;">●</span>
 
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===The Expansion Era===
 
===The Expansion Era===
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 12</span><br />
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In Season 12, the Sunbeams finished with a record of 57-42 and 58 wins, placing them at the top of the Wild Low division. They beat the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] 3-1 in the Division series, then were eliminated from the playoffs by the [[Hades Tigers]] after being defeated 1-3 in the Championship series. The Sunbeams also received the '''[[Wills|Trust]]''' and [[Wills|'''Plunder''']] wills, giving [[Lars Taylor]] the [[Modifications|Flippers modification]], and plundering [[Aldon Cashmoney]] in return for [[Nerd Pacheco]].<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 13</span><br />
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!Wins
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In Season 13, the Sunbeams finished with a record of 47-52 and 52 wins, placing them 5th in the Wild Low division. They entered [[Party Time]] on Day 93. During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Sunbeams received the '''[[Wills|Infuse]]''' and '''[[Wills|Foreshadow]]''' wills, voting to infuse [[Nagomi Nava]], and choosing to send [[Eugenia Bickle]] into the shadows in return for [[Jayden Wright]]. The Sunbeams also benefited from all four "'''Bubble'''" blessings: '''Pitching Flotation Bubble''', '''Hitting Flotation Bubble''', '''Defense Flotation Bubble''', and '''Baserunning Flotation Bubble''', which boosted all four primary stats by 4% each. Finally, the Sunbeams received the [[Season 13#Blessings|'''Peanut Butter''']] blessing, giving [[Igneus Delacruz]] and [[Kaj Statter Jr.]] the [[Modifications|Crunchy]] and [[Modifications|Smooth]] modifications, respectively.<br /><br />
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!Record
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 14</span><br />
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! colspan="3"!|Postseason
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In Season 14, the Sunbeams finished with a record of 56-43 and 56 wins, placing them second in the Wild Low division. They entered the playoffs but were swept 3-0 by the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] in the Division Series, eliminating them from contention. In the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]] the Sunbeams received the [[Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] and [[Wills|'''Trust''']] wills, choosing to send [[Sigmund Castillo]] into the shadows in exchange for [[Eugenia Bickle]], and giving [[Nagomi Nava]] the [[Modifications|Homebody]] modification.<br /><br />
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!Election
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 15</span><br />
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In Season 15, the Sunbeams finished with a record of 58-41 and 58 wins, placing them first in the Wild Low division. They entered the playoffs but were swept 3-0 by the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] in the Division Series, eliminating them from contention. In the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Sunbeams received the [[Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] and [[Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] wills, sending [[Zack Sanders]] to the [[Philly Pies]] for [[Elvis Figueroa]] and sending [[Nagomi Nava]] to the shadows in exchange for [[Paula Reddick]].
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The Sunbeams won the '''[[Season_15#Blessings|Mulligan]]''' blessing which gave their worst hitter, [[Miguel James]], the permanent modification of [[Modifications|Fourth Strike]]. They also won the '''[[Season_15#Blessings|Running Practice]]''' blessing which boosted their lineup players' baserunning stars by 1 to 4%.<br /><br />
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|57-42
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 16</span><br />
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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In Season 16, the Sunbeams went 42-57, placing them fifth in the Wild Low division. They entered [[Party Time]] on Day 84. During the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], the Sunbeams received the '''[[Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' and '''[[Wills|Foreshadow]]''' wills, voting to exchange [[Elvis Figueroa]] for [[Philly Pies]] pitcher [[Zack Sanders]], and choosing to send [[Dudley Mueller]] into the shadows in return for [[Joe Voorhees]].
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The Sunbeams also won the blessings '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Posterizer]]''' and '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Handcrafted Cap Drop]]''', which gave [[Paula Reddick]] the [[Modifications|Ambitious]] modification and [[Jayden Wright]] the handcrafted cap item, Hat of the Feast, respectively.<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 17</span><br />
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*[[Season 12#Wills|'''Trust''']] grants [[Lars Taylor]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} Modification.
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In Season 17, the Sunbeams went 37-62, placing them in last place in the Wild Low division and in the bottom four of the League, making them eligible for Free Wills. They entered [[Party Time]] on Day 84. During the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], the Sunbeams received the '''[[Wills|Move]]''', '''[[Wills|Foreshadow]]''', and '''[[Wills|Equivalent]]''' wills. These moved a Shadowed [[Dudley Mueller]] to the lineup, sent [[Joe Voorhees]] into the shadows in exchange for [[Nagomi Nava]], and exchanged [[Brisket Friendo]] for Seattle Garages batter [[Howell Franklin]], respectively.  
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*[[Season 12#Wills|'''Plunder''']] trades away [[Nerd Pacheco]] in exchange for [[Aldon Cashmoney]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Nerd Pacheco|Aldon Cashmoney}}
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The Sunbeams also won four blessings this season: '''Buddies''' improved [[Hendricks Richardson]] and [[Nagomi Nava|Nagomi Nava's]] Moxie by 15%; '''Blood Crate Drop''' awarded [[Kaz Fiasco]] the item Aluminium Blood Sunglasses; '''Last Not Least''' improved the Thawackability of [[Hahn Fox]], Hendricks Richardson, and Nagomi Nava by 10%; and '''Set the Table''' moved Howell Franklin to position #3 in the lineup.<br /><br />
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**{{Trade|Tigers|Aldon Cashmoney|Nerd Pacheco}}
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 18</span><br />
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In Season 18, the Sunbeams went 47-52, placing them last in the Wild Low division. They entered [[Party Time]] on Day 88. They were selected as a Wild Card along with the [[New York Millennials]], and beat the [[Houston Spies]] 2-1 in the Wild Card round to advance to the Division Round. They were then eliminated after being defeated 3-1 by the [[Boston Flowers]]. During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], the Sunbeams recieved the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] and [[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] wills, infusing [[Sigmund Castillo]]'s pitching and sending [[Kaj Statter Jr.]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Phineas Wormthrice]]. Due to the [[Seattle Garages]] recieving the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, [[Avila Guzman]] was exchanged to the Garages for lineup player [[Quack Enjoyable]].<br /><br />
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 19</span><br />
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In Season 19, the Sunbeams went 55-44, placing them fifth in the Wild Low division due to the passing of the '''Trust Fall''' decree during the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], which equipped every stadium with {{ModLink|Turntables}}. They entered [[Party Time]] on Day 95. During the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]], the Sunbeams recieved the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] and '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' wills, sending [[Lars Taylor]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Sigmund Castillo]] and infusing Castillo's pitching. Due to the [[Philly Pies]] recieving the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, [[Kaz Fiasco]] was exchanged to the Pies for pitcher [[Elvis Figueroa]].<br /><br />
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 20</span><br />
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In Season 20, the Sunbeams went 60-39, placing them third in the Wild Low division. They entered the playoffs but were defeated 3-1 by the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] in Round 1, eliminating them from contention. During the [[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20 elections]], the Sunbeams recieved the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Magnifiy''']] and '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' wills, giving [[Phineas Wormthrice]] the [[2x|2x Magnification]] modification and infusing Taylor's defense.  
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The Sunbeams won three blessings: '''[[Season_20#Blessings|Slowpoke]]''', '''[[Season_20#Blessings|Global Guts]]''', and '''[[Season_20#Blessings|Solo Stroll]]'''. Slowpoke moved the lineup's worst baserunner, [[Elvis Figueroa]], to the rotation; Global Guts gave the entire lineup a 20% boost to their Moxie and a -5% impairment (which resolved as a 5% boost) to Thwackability; and Solo Stroll gave the worst Batter in the lineup, [[Hendricks Richardson]], the permanent modification [[Walk in the Park]]. Finally, due to the [[Ohio Worms]] receiving the '''[[Season_20#Blessings|Green Light]]''' blessing, [[Nagomi Nava]] gained the permanent modification '''[[Green Light]]'''.<br /><br />
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*The [[Hades Tigers]] [[Season 13#Wills|'''Plunder''']] [[Aldon Cashmoney]] in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Aldon Cashmoney|Richmond Harrison}}
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**{{Trade|Tigers|Richmond Harrison|Aldon Cashmoney}}
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*[[Season 13#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosts [[Nagomi Nava]] a combined {{Star Change|10.0|14.8}}.
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*[[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Jayden Wright]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}} in exchange for [[Eugenia Bickle]].
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*All four [[Season 13#Blessings|'''"Bubble"''']] blessings improve [[Wild League#Wild Low|Wild Low]]'s hitting, defense, pitching, and baserunning by 4% each.
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*[[Season 13#Blessings|'''Peanut Butter''']] grants [[Igneus Delacruz]] the {{ModifInline|Chunky}} Modification and [[Kaj Statter Jr.]] the {{ModifInline|Smooth}} Modification.
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*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Eugenia Bickle]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}} in exchange for [[Sigmund Castillo]].
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*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Trust''']] grants [[Nagomi Nava]] the {{ModifInline|Homebody}} Modification.
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Wings}}
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*[[Season 15#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] trades away [[Zack Sanders]] in exchange for [[Elvis Figueroa]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Zack Sanders|Elvis Figueroa}}
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**{{Trade|Pies|Elvis Figueroa|Zack Sanders}}
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*[[Season 15#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Paula Reddick]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}} in exchange for [[Nagomi Nava]].
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*[[Season 15#Blessings|'''Mulligan''']] grants the Sunbeams' worst hitter, [[Miguel James]], the {{ModifInline|The Fourth Strike|duration=permanent}} Modification.
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*[[Season 15#Blessings|'''Running Practice''']] boosts the Sunbeams' Lineup's baserunning.
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 16|16]]
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*The [[Canada Moist Talkers]] use [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] to trade [[Richmond Harrison]] for [[Alston Cerveza]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Richmond Harrison|Alston Cerveza}}
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**{{Trade|Moist Talkers|Alston Cerveza|Richmond Harrison}}
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*The [[Baltimore Crabs]] use [[Season 16#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] to bring [[Brisket Friendo]] out of the [[Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}} in exchange for [[Alston Cerveza]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Alston Cerveza|Brisket Friendo}}
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**{{Trade|Crabs|Brisket Friendo|Alston Cerveza}}
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*[[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] trades away [[Elvis Figueroa]] in exchange for [[Zack Sanders]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Elvis Figueroa|Zack Sanders}}
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**{{Trade|Pies|Zack Sanders|Elvis Figueroa}}
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*[[Season 16#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Joe Voorhees]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}} in exchange for [[Dudley Mueller]].
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*[[Season 16#Blessings|'''Posterizer''']] grants [[Paula Reddick]] the {{ModifInline|Ambitious}} Modification.
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*[[Season 16#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Cap Drop''']] gifts [[Jayden Wright]] a Cap of the Feast.
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |0&nbsp;-&nbsp;'''2'''
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Firefighters}}
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|The Hellmouth Sunbeams receive a {{ModifInline|Free Will}}!
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*[[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] brings [[Dudley Mueller]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}.
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*[[Season 17#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Nagomi Nava]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}} in exchange for [[Joe Voorhees]].
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*[[Season 17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] trades away [[Brisket Friendo]] in exchange for [[Howell Franklin]] of the [[Seattle Garages]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Brisket Friendo|Howell Franklin}}
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**{{Trade|Garages|Howell Franklin|Brisket Friendo}}
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*[[Season 17#Blessings|'''Buddies''']] boosts the moxie of [[Hendricks Richardson]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] by 15% each.
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*[[Season 17#Blessings|'''Blood Crate Drop''']] gifts [[Kaz Fiasco]] a pair of Aluminum Blood Sunglasses.
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*[[Season 17#Blessings|'''Last Not Least''']] boosts the thwackability of [[Hahn Fox]], [[Hendricks Richardson]], and [[Nagomi Nava]] by 10% each.
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*[[Season 17#Blessings|'''Set the Table''']] moves the Sunbeams' best hitter, [[Howell Franklin]], to position #3 in their Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}.
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 18|18]]
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|47-52
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''2'''&nbsp;-&nbsp;1
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Spies}}
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*[[Season 18#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] boosts [[Sigmund Castillo]]'s pitching {{Star Change|3.6|4.9}}.
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*[[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Phineas Wormthrice]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}} in exchange for [[Kaj Statter Jr.]]
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*The [[Seattle Garages]] use [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] to trade [[Avila Guzman]] for [[Quack Enjoyable]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Avila Guzman|Quack Enjoyable}}
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**{{Trade|Garages|Quack Enjoyable|Avila Guzman}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Flowers}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''3'''&nbsp;-&nbsp;1
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 19|19]]
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| style="text-align:center;" |-56
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| style="text-align:center;" |55-44
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| style="text-align:center;" colspan="3" |N/A
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*[[Season 19#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] brings [[Sigmund Castillo]] out of the [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}} and on to the Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}} in exchange for [[Lars Taylor]].
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*[[Season 19#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] boosts [[Sigmund Castillo]]'s pitching {{Star Change|4.9|6.4}}.
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*The [[Philly Pies]] use [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] to trade [[Kaz Fiasco]] for [[Elvis Figueroa]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Kaz Fiasco|Elvis Figueroa}}
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**{{Trade|Pies|Elvis Figueroa|Kaz Fiasco}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 20|20]]
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| style="text-align:center;" |60-39
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |1&nbsp;-&nbsp;'''3'''
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}
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*[[Season 20#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] boosts [[Lars Taylor]]'s defense {{Star Change|4.6|5.6}}.
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*[[Season 20#Wills|'''Magnify''']] grants [[Phineas Wormthrice]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} Modification.
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*[[Season 20#Blessings|'''Slowpoke''']] moves the worst baserunner in the Sunbeams' Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}, [[Elvis Figueroa]], on to their Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}.
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*[[Season 20#Blessings|'''Global Guts''']] boosts the moxie of the Sunbeams' Lineup by 20% and thwackability by 5%.
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*[[Season 20#Blessings|'''Solo Stroll''']] grants the Sunbeams' worst batter, [[Hendricks Richardson]], the {{ModifInline|Walk in the Park|duration=permanent}} Modification.
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*[[Season 20#Blessings|'''Green Light''']] from the [[Ohio Worms]] grants [[Nagomi Nava]] the {{ModifInline|Green Light}} Modification.
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="5"|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 21|21]]
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="5"|63
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="5"|55-44
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |<span class="tarot">'''2'''</span>&nbsp;-&nbsp;1
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Dale}}
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| rowspan="5"|
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*The [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] use [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] to trade [[Comfort Septemberish]] for [[Jasper Blather]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Comfort Septemberish{{!}}Co---r- ----emb-ri--|Jasper Blather}}
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**{{Trade|Jazz Hands|Jasper Blather|Comfort Septemberish{{!}}Co---r- ----emb-ri--}}
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*[[Season 21#Wills|'''Move''']] sends [[Harriet Gildehaus]] from the Sunbeams' Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}} into their [[Shadows|Shadows]] {{PositionIcon|3}}.
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*[[Season 21#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] boosts [[Jayden Wright]]'s defense {{Star Change|3.4|4.7}}.
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*[[Season 21#Blessings|'''Shadow Cinnamon Challenge''']] boosts the Sunbeams' Shadows player's cinnamon.
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*[[Season 21#Blessings|'''Shadow Pressure Cooker''']] boosts the Sunbeams' Shadows player's pressurization.
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*[[Jasper Blather]] roams to the [[Ohio Worms]].
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Wings}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |1&nbsp;-&nbsp;<span class="tarot">'''3'''</span>
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |<span class="tarot">'''3'''</span>&nbsp;-&nbsp;2
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Lift}}
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |0&nbsp;-&nbsp;<span class="tarot">'''3'''</span>
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" colspan="3" |<span style=font-size:13px;>ILB Champs</span> <span style="color:#ffeb57; font-size:20px; line-height:0; box-sizing:border-box; font-family:&quot;Lora&quot;,&quot;Courier New&quot;,monospace,serif;">●</span><span style="color:#a16dc3; font-size:20px; line-height:0; box-sizing:border-box; font-family:&quot;Lora&quot;,&quot;Courier New&quot;,monospace,serif;">●</span>
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 22|22]]
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|78
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|63-36
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''3'''&nbsp;-&nbsp;2
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Wings}}
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| rowspan="2"|
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*[[Season 22#Wills|'''Magnify''']] grants [[Hahn Fox]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} Modification.
 +
*[[Season 22#Wills|'''Reform''']] re-rolls [[Howell Franklin]]'s {{ModifInline|Flinch}} Modification into the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} Modification.
 +
*The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] use [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] to trade [[Hendricks Richardson]] for [[Son Jensen]].
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**{{Trade|Sunbeams|Hendricks Richardson|Son Jensen}}
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**{{Trade|Tacos|Son Jensen|Hendricks Richardson}}
 +
*[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Rotation Flip''']] flips the eDensity of the Sunbeams' entire Rotation:
 +
**[[Jayden Wright]], [[Zack Sanders]], [[Elvis Figueroa]], [[Sigmund Castillo]], and [[Miguel James]] each gain the {{ModifInline|Negative}} Modification.
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*The [[Seattle Garages]] win the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing, recruiting Sunbeams' [[Shadows]] player [[Avila Baker]].
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*[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch''']] from the [[Ohio Worms]] gives [[Eugenia Bickle]] the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} Modification.
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*[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance''']] from the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] gives [[Eugenia Bickle]] the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} Modification.
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Lift}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''3'''&nbsp;-&nbsp;2
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 23|23]]
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|79
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| style="text-align:center;" rowspan="2"|63-36
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''3'''&nbsp;-&nbsp;2
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Dale}}
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| rowspan="2"|
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*The [[Season 23#Party Favors|'''Team Roamless Crate''']] party favor grants the Hellmouth Sunbeams the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} Modification.
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*The Hellmouth Sunbeams are placed {{ModifInline|Under Review}}.
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*[[Season 23#Blessings|'''Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park''']] grants all [[Wild League#Wild Low|Wild Low]] teams {{ModifInline|Walk in the Park|duration=permanent}}.
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*The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] win the [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Season 22: Gachapon''']] blessing, recruiting Sunbeams' [[Shadows]] player [[Chris Koch]].
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Worms}}
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| style="text-align:center;" |'''3'''&nbsp;-&nbsp;2
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| style="text-align:center;" |{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}
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|-
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| style="text-align:center;" |[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 24|24]]
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| style="text-align:center;" |24
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| style="text-align:center;" |57-42
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| style="text-align:center;" colspan="3" |N/A
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|There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
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|}
  
 
==History==
 
==History==

Revision as of 23:45, 13 February 2022

The Hellmouth Sunbeams (formerly the Moab Sunbeams) are a professional Blaseball team based in Hellmouth, Utah. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA and compete in the Wild Low division of the Wild League, having previously been members of the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Select Tlopps cards can be found here.

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players.

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
03 2 Rhys Trombone Dudley Mueller 🌞 Incineration
03 23 Velasquez Meadows Alexander Horne 🌞 Incineration
05 91 Emmett Internet Sutton Bishop 🌞 Incineration
06 44 Randall Marijuana Hendricks Richardson 👐 Feedback
06 61 Alexander Horne Sigmund Castillo 💋 Feedback
06 EL Alaynabella Hollywood Hahn Fox 🌹 Blessing (🌞) Vulture
07 60 Malik Romayne Joe Voorhees 🕵️ Feedback
07 EL00 Joe Voorhees - 🌞 Blessing (🌞) Downsizing
09 99 - Lotus Clutch 🌞 Playoff Birth
10 99 - Nucleus Cresthill 🌞 Playoff Birth
11 99 - Elwin Blaskets 🌞 Playoff Birth
12 99 - Harriet Gildehaus 🌞 Playoff Birth
12 EL00 Nerd Pacheco Aldon Cashmoney 🐅 Will (🌞) Plunder
13 98 Sutton Bishop Kaj Statter Jr. 🌞 Incineration
13 EL00 Aldon Cashmoney Richmond Harrison 🐅 Will (🐅) Plunder
13 EL01 Eugenia Bickle Jayden Wright 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
14 LS - Wyatt Mason VII 🌞 Second Wyatt Masoning
14 81 Wyatt Mason VII - Static
14 99 - Noquiryn Ratoon 🌞 Playoff Birth
14 EL00 Sigmund Castillo Eugenia Bickle 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
15 99 - Kevelyn Clambucket 🌞 Playoff Birth
15 EL00 Zack Sanders Elvis Figueroa 🥧 Will (🌞) Equivalent Exchange
15 EL01 Nagomi Nava Paula Reddick 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
16 EL00 Richmond Harrison Alston Cerveza 🗣️ Will (🗣️) Equivalent Exchange
16 EL01 Alston Cerveza Brisket Friendo 🦀 Will (🦀) Foreshadow
16 EL02 Elvis Figueroa Zack Sanders 🥧 Will (🌞) Equivalent Exchange
16 EL03 Dudley Mueller Joe Voorhees 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
17 28 Igneus Delacruz Kaz Fiasco 🐌 Feedback
17 99 - Bobbin Inningson 🌞 Playoff Birth
17 EL00 - Dudley Mueller 🌞 Will (🌞) Move
17 EL01 Joe Voorhees Nagomi Nava 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
17 EL02 Brisket Friendo Howell Franklin 🎸 Will (🌞) Equivalent Exchange
18 64 Dudley Mueller Avila Guzman 🕵️ Feedback
18 99 - Phineas Wormthrice 🌞 Playoff Birth
18 EL00 Kaj Statter Jr. Phineas Wormthrice 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
18 EL01 Avila Guzman Quack Enjoyable 🎸 Will (🎸) Equivalent Exchange
19 41 Quack Enjoyable Siobhan Chark 🕵️ Feedback
19 EL00 Lars Taylor Sigmund Castillo 🌞 Will (🌞) Foreshadow
19 EL01 Kaz Fiasco Elvis Figueroa 🥧 Will (🥧) Equivalent Exchange
20 99 - Borg Ruiz 🌞 Playoff Birth
20 EL00 Elvis Figueroa Elvis Figueroa 🌞 Blessing (🌞) Slowpoke
21 5 Siobhan Chark Comfort Septemberish 🕵️ Feedback
21 76 Jayden Wright Harriet Gildehaus 🌞 Fax Machine
21 99 - Frankie Crumpet 🌞 Playoff Birth
21 EL00 Comfort Septemberish Jasper Blather 👐 Will (👐) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL01 Harriet Gildehaus - 🌞 Will (🌞) Move
21 EL02 Jasper Blather - 🐌 Roamin'
22 LS - Goodwin Morin III 🌞 Gift Shop
22 91 Sandoval Crossing Jayden Wright 🌞 Fax Machine
22 99 - Guy Gulp 🌞 Playoff Birth
22 EL00 Hendricks Richardson Son Jensen 🌮 Will (🌮) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL01 Avila Baker - 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon
22 EL02 Goodwin Morin III - Dust
23 11 Jayden Wright Sandoval Crossing 🌞 Fax Machine
23 26 Sandoval Crossing Jayden Wright 🌞 Fax Machine
23 36 Jayden Wright Sandoval Crossing 🌞 Fax Machine
23 42 Zack Sanders Jayden Wright 🌞 Fax Machine
23 43 Elvis Figueroa Zack Sanders 🌞 Fax Machine
23 48 Phineas Wormthrice Guy Gulp 🌞 Voicemail
23 50 Miguel James Elvis Figueroa 🌞 Fax Machine
23 51 - Donia Bailey 🕵️ Stolen (🌞) Phantom Thieves' Guild
23 63 - Dunlap Figueroa 🚤 Roamin'
23 72 Dunlap Figueroa - 🕵️ Roamin'
23 82 Jayden Wright Miguel James 🌞 Fax Machine
23 83 Zack Sanders Jayden Wright 🌞 Fax Machine
23 99 - Alvie Kesh 🌞 Playoff Birth
23 11700 Nagomi Nava - 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial
23 11701 - Nagomi Nava 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial
23 EL00 Chris Koch - 🌮 Blessing (🌮) Gachapon
24 32 Miguel James Zack Sanders 🌞 Fax Machine
24 70 Nagomi Nava Tot Best 🌞 Night Shift
24 72 Guy Gulp Borg Ruiz 🌞 Night Shift
24 88 Paula Reddick Lars Taylor 🌞 Night Shift

Season Results

For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from Season 1.

The Discipline Era

Season Wins Record Postseason Election
1 40 40-59 N/A None
2 37 37-62 N/A
3 38 38-61 N/A None
4 40 40-59 N/A
5 35 35-64 N/A
6 47 47-52 N/A
7 54 54-45 N/A
8 59 59-40 🌞 0 - 3 🕵️
9 51 51-48 🌞 2 - 0 🔥
🦀 3 - 0 🌞
10 33 33-66 🌞 2 - 0 🌮
🦀 3 - 0 🌞
11 68 68-39 🌞 3 - (-1) 🕵️
🐅 3 - 5 🌞
🌞 3 - 1 🎸
ILB Champs ●

The Expansion Era

Season Wins Record Postseason Election
12 58 57-42 🌞 3 - 2 👐
🐅 3 - 1 🌞
13 52 47-52 N/A
14 56 56-43 🌞 0 - 3 🌮
15 58 58-41 🌞 0 - 3 🍗
16 42 42-57 N/A
17 37 37-62 🌞 0 - 2 🔥 The Hellmouth Sunbeams receive a  Free Will!
18 47 47-52 🌞 2 - 1 🕵️
🌹 3 - 1 🌞
19 -56 55-44 N/A
20 64 60-39 🌞 1 - 3 🌮
21 63 55-44 🌞 2 - 1 🚤
🍗 1 - 3 🌞
🌞 3 - 2 🏋️‍
🗣️ 0 - 3 🌞
ILB Champs ●●
22 78 63-36 🌞 3 - 2 🍗
🏋️‍ 3 - 2 🌞
23 79 63-36 🌞 3 - 2 🚤
🐌 3 - 2 🌞
24 24 57-42 N/A There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a timeline of notable events which have happened to the Hellmouth Sunbeams, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/History.

Team Chemistry

The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry, and relaxed vibes that may surprise some given their historically poor record of being good at Blaseball. Overall, the Sunbeams haven taken a philosophical approach to their poor performances in seasons past, rationalising that compared to the latent daily horror of life in the Immaterial Plane, the Blaseball League, and on the teetering lip of a pit dropping straight into hell, "being bad at Blaseball isn't worth losing braincells over." Nobody blames anybody after a loss, and win or lose they all go get smoothies from the Shadow Moabbey. It is not recommended that anyone outside the team drinks the smoothies from the Moabbey. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.

The Sunbeams are also major figures in the wider Hellmouth community, with a strong sense of responsibility to be good role models who strongly discourage anyone from trying to come to Hellmouth. Even visitors planning only a short trip run the risk of experiencing the Tug, and/or gaining an Adaptation which would forever tie them to the accursed place the Sunbeams call home. However, should fate, blessings, weather, misfortune, elections, or grim determination bring a newcomer to the Sunbeams roster, the team will do all they can to help the new player feel welcome. The orientation programs are an ad-hoc affair, but combine practical advice for surviving in Hellmouth with haphazard explanations of Igneus "Iggy" Delacruz and Miguel James' theatrics and antics.

Many players on the Sunbeams roster are active members in the community: running local businesses, guest lecturing at Hellmouth Community College, or offering services to make Hellmouth that little bit less inhospitable for everyone living there.

Rivalries

For more information about the Sunbeams' concept of rivalries, and a list of known rivalries, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries.

Lined paper with the following text: do you want to be rivals with me? :) yes :( no :| maybe. A few lovehearts are scattered about the note, and the 'i' is dotted with a loveheart.
How Sunbeams Obtain Rivals. Credit: future kudos [discord]

The Sunbeams have a complicated relationship with rivalries, a label which oft-encompasses a range of complicated and nuanced emotional relationships. Rivalry, as understood by the Sunbeams and their fans, involves:

  • wistfully watching their rival's matches, hoping to face them in battle once again
  • fiercely defending a rival from others, for only You are allowed to defeat them
  • cheering for the rival as they grow, overcome trials and reveal new strengths, as such development is a hallmark for any worthy rival
  • being unable to think of anyone other than the rival
  • on dark nights wondering if they're staring into the same sun, cursing your name.

In the spirit of competition, everyone in the League is a rival of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, though some rivalries have been developed to the point they fall under a separate category of Major Rivalry, Rivalliance, or Anti-Rival. To learn more about these rivalries, or to find out your team's rivalry-status with the Sunbeams, please view the Rivalries subpage.

Staff

Coaches

Additional Personnel

Stadium

Main article: The Solarium

Fan Culture

For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture.

Gameday Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.

The Solympic Flame

At the dawn of every Season, a fire is started somewhere in the Solarium using the sacred light from the easternmost Blaseball location. To date, the flame has been extinguished by Garages fans before the season has concluded. For more information, see the Solympic Flame page.

Notable Chants

Team General

  • Call: FIVE SEVEN
    • Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
      • 5778 is the temperature of the sun in Kelvin
  • Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
    • Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
  • Call: TOO HOT
    • Response: HOT DAMN
  • HERE COMES THE SUN

Beams fans are also known to yell players' Soulscreams to cheer them on.

Player Specific

Player Cheer
Hahn Fox Call: TOO HAHN (Response: HAHN DAMN) / FOX TROT (when moving) / FOX IN BOX
Son Jensen SON(SUN)
Howell Franklin Awoo!
Eugenia Bickle BIC KILL / Runs Bickled in!
Lars Taylor LONE STAR LARS (with variants for more stars) / YEEHAAW
Sandoval Crossing CROSS 'EM OUT / X X X / You shall not pass
Zack Sanders Throw rocks! / ZACK ATTACK
Jayden Wright ALL RISE, COURT IS IN SESSION / CLOSE THE CASE
Sigmund Castillo HELLS MOVING CASTLE
Elvis Figueroa You've been gnomed

Shadowed Players

Player Cheer
Paula Reddick Call: Who you gonna call-a? (Response: Paula Paula Paula!) / That's the spirit! / REDDICKULOUS
Guy Gulp Thats our Guy! / GG
Nagomi Nava GO GO GOMI / ゴゴゴゴ (when moving) / Gomi go Homi
Miguel James THE FLAMES OF JAMES
Phineas Wormthrice PHINISH IT / PHINISHED
Joe Voorhees GO JOE / GO GO GI JOE (GI stands for Good Intentions)
Kaj Statter Jr. STATTER UP / THE JOCTOR IS IN

These chants have either fallen out of fashion, or are associated with players no longer on the Sunbeams' roster.

Retired Chants

General

  • We are okay!
  • Beam me up, Scotty!
  • You can't beat the heat!
  • (:

Past Players

Player Cheer
Hendricks Richardson PROF/PROFESSOR / SCHOOL 'EM PROF / EAT THE PITCH / ON YOUR MARX
Siobhan Chark CHARK ATTACK
Avila Guzman PARTY ANGEL
Dudley Mueller BIG SIPS / BIG HITS / RIP IT AND GRIP IT / HOMERUNCULUS (when scoring a home run)
Kaz Fiasco What a Fiasco!
Brisket Friendo Risk it for the brisket
Igneus Delacruz Delacruzin'
Nerd Pacheco PA CHE CO / That's our Nerd!
Sutton Bishop HONK / Call: IT TAKES A VILLAGE (Response: TO PILOT A GOOSE) / GOOSE CRIMES (when stealing a base)
Malik Romayne Lettuce win!
Alaynabella Hollywood HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Randall Marijuana) / HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLY COULD
Emmett Internet DIAL UP / CONNECTION ESTABLISHED / aeiou / *dial-up noises* / *sad dial-up noises*
Randall Marijuana HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Alaynabella Hollywood)
Alexander Horne TOOT TOOT / DOOT DOOT / 🎺 / HORNE RUN (when scoring a home run)

Fan Works

Have fan art of the Sunbeams? Add it here or at Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Works!


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