Mexico City Wild Wings

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The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.


Lineup Rotation

Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Mexico City Wild Wings Players.

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
07 107 Miguel Wheeler Case Sports πŸ— Incineration
07 EL00 Axel Cardenas Joshua Watson 🔥 Blessing (🔥) Champs in the Making
07 EL01 JosΓ© Haley Axel Cardenas 🔥 Blessing (🔥) Champs in the Making
07 EL02 Kennedy Rodgers Mullen Peterson 🔥 Blessing (🔥) Champs in the Making
09 07 Sosa Hayes NaN πŸ•΅οΈ Feedback
09 98 NaN Kennedy Meh 💋 Feedback
12 79 Case Sports Roscoe Sundae πŸ— Incineration
12 99 - Cicero Homestyle πŸ— Playoff Birth
12 EL00 Joshua Watson Jessica Telephone 🍬 Will (πŸ—) Plunder
13 78 Lawrence Horne Tai Beanbag πŸ— Incineration
13 99 - Wichita Toaster πŸ— Playoff Birth
13 EL01 Jessica Telephone Eizabeth Guerra 🍬 Will (🍬) Exchange
13 EL02 - Jasper Blather πŸ› οΈ Will (πŸ› οΈ) Revoke
14 EL00 Eizabeth Guerra Joshua Watson 🍬 Will (πŸ—) Exchange
14 EL01 Mullen Peterson Mags Banananana 📱 Will (📱) Exchange
15 99 - Pangolin Ruiz πŸ— Playoff Birth
16 81 - Wyatt Glover Attraction
16 EL Matteo Cash Aurora Blortles 🐌 Will (πŸ—) Plunder
17 56 Summers Preston Nagomi Mcdaniel 🚤 Feedback
17 99 Nagomi Mcdaniel Sent to 🏅 Preserved
18 32 Aurora Blortles Scarlet Caster πŸ— Incineration
18 EL01 Jasper Blather Roamed to πŸ•΅οΈ Roamin'
19 99 - Foxy Kane πŸ— Playoff Birth
19 15 Wichita Toaster Nickname Yamashita πŸ— Incineration
19 EL01 Fran Beans Trinity Smaht 🦀 Will (🦀) Equivalent Exchange
20 99 - Stan Schofield πŸ— Playoff Birth
20 EL00 Trinity Smaht Summers Preston 🚤 Will (πŸ—) Equivalent Exchange
20 EL03 Wyatt Glover Sent to Blessing () Strange Attractor
20 EL04 - Evelton McBlase II πŸ‹οΈβ€ Roamin'
21 90 - Huber Frumple 🥧 Super Roamin'
21 99 - Cat McSriff πŸ— Playoff Birth
21 EL00 Huber Frumple Doginic Burgertoes 🥧 Will (🥧) Roster Swap
21 EL01 Evelton McBlase II Fran Beans 🦀 Will (πŸ—) Equivalent Exchange
21 EL02 Kline Nightmare Huber Frumple 🥧 Will (πŸ—) Roster Swap
22 24 Yong Wright Kevelyn Jeff πŸ— Incineration
22 LS00 - Uncle Plasma II πŸ— Gift Shop
22 LS01 - Liquid Friend III πŸ— Gift Shop
22 7302 - Beans McBlase 🥧 Phantom Thieves' Guild (πŸ—)
22 92 Axel Cardenas Sent to Phantom Thieves' Guild ()
22 93 Ronan Combs Sent to Phantom Thieves' Guild ()
22 99 - Pavithra Wormthrice πŸ— Playoff Birth
22 EL00 Tai Beanbag Matteo Cash 🐌 Will (πŸ—) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL02 Uncle Plasma II Sent to 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon
22 EL03 Liquid Friend III Returned to 🏅 Faded to Dust
23 7601 - Nandy Slumps πŸ‹οΈβ€ Phantom Thieves' Guild (πŸ—)
23 88 Cat McSriff Sent to 🌹 Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)
23 90 Pangolin Ruiz Sent to 🌹 Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)
23 99 - Mavis Hammer πŸ— Playoff Birth
23 EL00 Stan Schofield Sent to 🌮 Blessing (🌮) Season 22: Gachapon
23 EL01 - Gunther O'Brian 💋 Blessing (πŸ—) Season 8: Blind Date

Season Results

Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)

Discipline Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return 47 47-52 Did not make Postseason. Received no blessings.
2 - The Discipline Era 47 47-52 Did not make Postseason. Received no blessings.
3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty 42 42-57 Did not make Postseason. Recieved no blessings.
4 - Feedback 43 43-56 Did not make Postseason. * The Mushroom Blessing gave JosΓ© Haley the Mushroom item, increasing their slugging power.
5 - Reverb 49 49-50 Did not make Postseason. The Wild Wings were sorted into Mild Low with the passing of the High Filter Decree.

Recieved no blessings.

6 - Idols 45 45-54 Did not make Postseason. Recieved no blessings.
7 - Getting Shelled 55 55-44 ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. San Francisco Lovers

Received no blessings.
8 - Rest in Violence 55 55-44 Entered Party Time on Day 99
9 - Forecast 37 37-62 Entered Party Time on Day 91
10 - Backdraft 40 40-59 Entered Party Time on Day 90 Received no blessings.
11 - Peace & Prosperity 33 38-61 Entered Party Time on Day 79 Assigned the Arcana XVIII The Sun.

Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)

Expansion Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
12 - The Expansion Era 47 46-53 Entered Party Time on Day 97

Wild League Wild Card Quarterfinalists L 1-3 vs. Hades Tigers

*The The Best Offense Blessing moved Stephanie Winters to the lineup and Cell Barajas to the rotation.
13 - Home Free 58 55-44

Quarterfinalists L 0-3 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos

Received no blessings.
14 - The -ides 50 50-49 Entered Party Time on Day 99 Received no blessings.
15 - Live Bait 50 50-49 Entered Party Time on Day 95

Wild League Wild Card ILB Finalists L 1-3 vs. Canada Moist Talkers

Received no blessings.
16 - Mass Production 40 40-59 Entered Party Time on Day 85 Received no blessings.

The Wild Wings benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.

17 - Collections 43 43-56 Entered Party Time on Day 92 Received no blessings.
18 - New Editions 35 35-64 Entered Party Time on Day 83 Recieved no blessings.
19 - Undertow -25 22-77 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. Tokyo Lift

Recieved no blessings.
20 - Win(Win) 26 24-75 ILB Underbracket Finals

L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

The Wild Wings benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
21 - Red Herring 37 28-71 Underbracket Semifinalist

L 1-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

The Wild Wings benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
22 - Overdue 73 61-38 'Overbracket Semifinalist

L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

23 - A Set Up 52 42-57 Overbracket Wild Card

Entered Party Time on Day 80

L 0-2 vs. Miami Dale

Received no blessings, but did receive  Under Review.
24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation 14 34-47 N/A .
  • The Wild Wings were Nullified on Day 82, but soon returned with the message "The Mexico City Wild Wings will Return."

Team Overview

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.

There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.

The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.


The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.


The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.

The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.

Fan Art

For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.