Mexico City Wild Wings
The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Mexico City Wild Wings Players.
|07 107||Miguel Wheeler||Case Sports||🍗||Incineration|
|07 EL00||Axel Cardenas||Joshua Watson||🔥||Blessing (🔥)||Champs in the Making|
|07 EL01||José Haley||Axel Cardenas||🔥||Blessing (🔥)||Champs in the Making|
|07 EL02||Kennedy Rodgers||Mullen Peterson||🔥||Blessing (🔥)||Champs in the Making|
|09 07||Sosa Hayes||NaN||🕵️||Feedback|
|09 98||NaN||Kennedy Meh||💋||Feedback|
|12 79||Case Sports||Roscoe Sundae||🍗||Incineration|
|12 99||-||Cicero Homestyle||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|12 EL00||Joshua Watson||Jessica Telephone||🍬||Will (🍗)||Plunder|
|13 78||Lawrence Horne||Tai Beanbag||🍗||Incineration|
|13 99||-||Wichita Toaster||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|13 EL01||Jessica Telephone||Eizabeth Guerra||🍬||Will (🍬)||Exchange|
|13 EL02||-||Jasper Blather||🛠️||Will (🛠️)||Revoke|
|14 EL00||Eizabeth Guerra||Joshua Watson||🍬||Will (🍗)||Exchange|
|14 EL01||Mullen Peterson||Mags Banananana||📱||Will (📱)||Exchange|
|15 99||-||Pangolin Ruiz||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|16 81||-||Wyatt Glover||✨||Attraction|
|16 EL||Matteo Cash||Aurora Blortles||🐌||Will (🍗)||Plunder|
|17 56||Summers Preston||Nagomi Mcdaniel||🚤||Feedback|
|17 99||Nagomi Mcdaniel||Sent to||🏅||Preserved|
|18 32||Aurora Blortles||Scarlet Caster||🍗||Incineration|
|18 EL01||Jasper Blather||Roamed to||🕵️||Roamin'|
|19 99||-||Foxy Kane||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|19 15||Wichita Toaster||Nickname Yamashita||🍗||Incineration|
|19 EL01||Fran Beans||Trinity Smaht||🦀||Will (🦀)||Equivalent Exchange|
|20 99||-||Stan Schofield||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|20 EL00||Trinity Smaht||Summers Preston||🚤||Will (🍗)||Equivalent Exchange|
|20 EL03||Wyatt Glover||Sent to||✨||Blessing (✨)||Strange Attractor|
|20 EL04||-||Evelton McBlase II||🏋️||Roamin'|
|21 90||-||Huber Frumple||🥧||Super Roamin'|
|21 99||-||Cat McSriff||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|21 EL00||Huber Frumple||Doginic Burgertoes||🥧||Will (🥧)||Roster Swap|
|21 EL01||Evelton McBlase II||Fran Beans||🦀||Will (🍗)||Equivalent Exchange|
|21 EL02||Kline Nightmare||Huber Frumple||🥧||Will (🍗)||Roster Swap|
|22 24||Yong Wright||Kevelyn Jeff||🍗||Incineration|
|22 LS00||-||Uncle Plasma II||🍗||Gift Shop|
|22 LS01||-||Liquid Friend III||🍗||Gift Shop|
|22 7302||-||Beans McBlase||🥧||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🍗)|
|22 92||Axel Cardenas||Sent to||✨||Phantom Thieves' Guild (✨)|
|22 93||Ronan Combs||Sent to||✨||Phantom Thieves' Guild (✨)|
|22 99||-||Pavithra Wormthrice||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|22 EL00||Tai Beanbag||Matteo Cash||🐌||Will (🍗)||Equivalent Exchange|
|22 EL02||Uncle Plasma II||Sent to||🎸||Blessing (🎸)||Gachapon|
|22 EL03||Liquid Friend III||Returned to||🏅||Faded to Dust|
|23 7601||-||Nandy Slumps||🏋️||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🍗)|
|23 88||Cat McSriff||Sent to||🌹||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)|
|23 90||Pangolin Ruiz||Sent to||🌹||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)|
|23 99||-||Mavis Hammer||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|23 EL00||Stan Schofield||Sent to||🌮||Blessing (🌮)||Season 22: Gachapon|
|23 EL01||-||Gunther O'Brian||💋||Blessing (🍗)||Season 8: Blind Date|
Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)
|1 - The Return||47||47-52||Did not make Postseason.||Received no blessings.|
|2 - The Discipline Era||47||47-52||Did not make Postseason.||Received no blessings.|
|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty||42||42-57||Did not make Postseason.||Recieved no blessings.|
|4 - Feedback||43||43-56||Did not make Postseason.||* The Mushroom Blessing gave José Haley the Mushroom item, increasing their slugging power.|
|5 - Reverb||49||49-50||Did not make Postseason.||The Wild Wings were sorted into Mild Low with the passing of the High Filter Decree.
Recieved no blessings.
|6 - Idols||45||45-54||Did not make Postseason.||Recieved no blessings.|
|7 - Getting Shelled||55||55-44||ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. San Francisco Lovers
|Received no blessings.|
|8 - Rest in Violence||55||55-44||Entered Party Time on Day 99|
|9 - Forecast||37||37-62||Entered Party Time on Day 91||
|10 - Backdraft||40||40-59||Entered Party Time on Day 90||Received no blessings.|
|11 - Peace & Prosperity||33||38-61||Entered Party Time on Day 79||Assigned the Arcana XVIII The Sun.|
Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)
|12 - The Expansion Era||47||46-53||Entered Party Time on Day 97
Wild League Wild Card Quarterfinalists L 1-3 vs. Hades Tigers
|*The The Best Offense Blessing moved Stephanie Winters to the lineup and Cell Barajas to the rotation.|
|13 - Home Free||58||55-44
Quarterfinalists L 0-3 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos
|Received no blessings.|
|14 - The -ides||50||50-49||Entered Party Time on Day 99||Received no blessings.|
|15 - Live Bait||50||50-49||Entered Party Time on Day 95
Wild League Wild Card ILB Finalists L 1-3 vs. Canada Moist Talkers
|Received no blessings.|
|16 - Mass Production||40||40-59||Entered Party Time on Day 85||Received no blessings.
The Wild Wings benefited from The bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.. Free Wills
|17 - Collections||43||43-56||Entered Party Time on Day 92||Received no blessings.|
|18 - New Editions||35||35-64||Entered Party Time on Day 83||Recieved no blessings.|
|19 - Undertow||-25||22-77||Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. Tokyo Lift
|Recieved no blessings.|
|20 - Win(Win)||26||24-75||ILB Underbracket Finals
L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers
|The Wild Wings benefited from .
|21 - Red Herring||37||28-71||Underbracket Semifinalist
L 1-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams
|The Wild Wings benefited from .
|22 - Overdue||73||61-38||'Overbracket Semifinalist
L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams
|23 - A Set Up||52||42-57||Overbracket Wild Card
Entered Party Time on Day 80
L 0-2 vs. Miami Dale
|Received no blessings, but did receive . Under Review|
|24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation||14||34-47||N/A||.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.
There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.
The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.
The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.
The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.
For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.
The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.
For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4|
|Events||Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods|
|Ballpark||Basin of Mexico Park|
|Staff||Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team|
|History||Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|
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