Mexico City Wild Wings
The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
- Miguel Wheeler (Season 7, Day 107; replaced by Case Sports)
- Case Sports (Season 12, Day 76; replaced by Roscoe Sundae)
- Lawrence Horne (Season 13, Day 78; replaced by Tai Beanbag)
- Aurora Blortles (Season 18, Day 32; replaced by Scarlet Caster)
- Wichita Toaster (Season 19, Day 15; replaced by Nickname Yamashita)
- Yong Wright (Season 22, Day 24; replaced by Kevelyn Jeff)
- Sosa Hayes (Replaced on Season 9, Day 7 by NaN)
- NaN (Replaced on Season 9, Day 98 by Kennedy Meh)
- Summers Preston (Replaced on Season 17, Day 52 by Nagomi Mcdaniel)
- José Haley (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Joshua Watson by proxy)
- Kennedy Rodgers (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Mullen Peterson)
- Joshua Watson (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Jessica Telephone)
- Jessica Telephone (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Eizabeth Guerra)
- Mags Banananana (Roamed to the Tokyo Lift; no replacement)
- Jasper Blather (Roamed to the Houston Spies; no replacement)
- Fran Beans (Traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Trinity Smaht)
- Huber Frumple (Traded to the Philly Pies for Doginic Burgertoes)
- Evelton McBlase II (Traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Fran Beans)
- Kline Nightmare (Traded to the Philly Pies for Huber Frumple)
- Tai Beanbag (Traded to the Ohio Worms for Matteo Cash)
- Uncle Plasma II (Stolen by the Seattle Garages)
- Stan Schofield (Stolen by the LA Unlimited Tacos)
Preserved in the Vault
Faded to Dust
Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists
- Cat McSriff (stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 88)
- Pangolin Ruiz (stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 90)
- In Season 1, the Wild Wings went 47-52 in the season, finishing 7th in the Evil League and tied for 13th overall.
- In Season 2, the Wild Wings went 47-52 in the season, finishing 6th in the Evil League and 11th overall.
- In Season 3, the Wild Wings went 42-57 in the season, finishing 8th in the Evil League and tied for 15th overall.
- In Season 4, the Wild Wings went 43-56 in the season, finishing 8th in the Evil League and 17th overall.
- In Season 5, the Wild Wings went 49-50 in the season, finishing 6th in the evil league and 11th overall.
- In Season 6, the Wild Wings went 45-54 in the season, finishing 8th in the Mild League and 15th overall.
- In Season 7, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season, finishing 4th in the Mild League and 8th overall due to low Divine Favor.
- The Wild Wings made the playoffs for the first time this season! In the first round they defeated the Kansas City Breath Mints 3-1. They defeated the Seattle Garages 3-1 to claim the Mild League Championship.
- In the finals, the Wild Wings defeated the San Francisco Lovers 3-1 to claim the Internet League Championship!
- After the Playoffs, the Champs in the Making blessing was won by the Chicago Firefighters. Batter José Haley and pitcher Kennedy Rodgers were traded to the Firefighters for batter Joshua Watson and pitcher Mullen Peterson. Wings batter Axel Cardenas was traded to the Firefighters, but immediately returned to the Wings.
- In Season 8, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
- In the Season 8 elections, the Wild Wings won the Divisional Swap] blessing and were moved into the Mild High division of the Mild League. The Kansas City Breath Mints were swapped back to take their place. The Wild Wings then immediately won the Subleague Swap blessing and were moved into the Wild High division of the Wild League. The New York Millennials were swapped back to take their place.
- In Season 9, the Wild Wings went 37-62 in the regular season.
- In Season 10, the Wild Wings went 40-59 in the regular season.
- In Season 11, the Wild Wings went 39-60 in the regular season.
- In Season 12, the Wild Wings went 46-53 in the regular season.
- In the Season 12 elections, the Wild Wings received the Plunder will, trading Joshua Watson for the Kansas City Breath Mints' Jessica Telephone, and the Trust will, giving Fran Beans the Flippers modification. They also received the The Best Offense blessing, turning Cell Barajas into a pitcher in exchange for Stephanie Winters becoming a batter.
- In Season 13, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
- In Season 14, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
- In Season 15, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
- In Season 16, the Wild Wings went 40-59 in the regular season, finishing in the bottom four of the league and receiving a Free Will.
- In the Season 16 elections, the Wild Wings received the Transfuse will, choosing to boost Silvia Rugrat's pitching at the cost of a random other stat; the Plunder will, choosing to steal Ohio Worms Shadows player Aurora Blortles and sending back Shadows player Matteo Cash; and the Move will, sending Roscoe Sundae to the Shadows.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.
There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.
The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.
The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.
The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.
For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.
The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.
For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.
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|Events||Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods|
|Ballpark||Basin of Mexico Park|
|Staff||Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team|
|History||Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event|
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