Mexico City Wild Wings
The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of the League since Season 1. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
Roster
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Select Tlopps cards can be found here
Former Players
Incineration
- Miguel Wheeler (Season 7, Day 107; replaced by Case Sports)
- Case Sports (Season 12, Day 76; replaced by Roscoe Sundae)
- Lawrence Horne (Season 13, Day 78; replaced by Tai Beanbag)
- Aurora Blortles (Season 18, Day 32; replaced by Scarlet Caster)
- Wichita Toaster (Season 19, Day 15; replaced by Nickname Yamashita)
Feedback Swaps
- Sosa Hayes (Replaced on Season 9, Day 7 by NaN)
- NaN (Replaced on Season 9, Day 98 by Kennedy Meh)
- Summers Preston (Replaced on Season 17, Day 52 by Nagomi Mcdaniel)
Trades
- José Haley (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Joshua Watson by proxy)
- Kennedy Rodgers (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Mullen Peterson)
- Joshua Watson (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Jessica Telephone)
- Jessica Telephone (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Eizabeth Guerra)
- Mags Banananana (Roamed to the Tokyo Lift; no replacement)
- Jasper Blather (Roamed to the Houston Spies; no replacement)
Preserved in the Vault
Season Results
- In Season 1, the Wild Wings went 47-52 in the season, finishing 7th in the Evil League and tied for 13th overall.
- In Season 2, the Wild Wings went 47-52 in the season, finishing 6th in the Evil League and 11th overall.
- In Season 3, the Wild Wings went 42-57 in the season, finishing 8th in the Evil League and tied for 15th overall.
- In Season 4, the Wild Wings went 43-56 in the season, finishing 8th in the Evil League and 17th overall.
- In the Season 4 elections, all teams were effected by the Alternate Reality decree. This resulted in the alteration of Ronan Combs and Burke Gonzales.
- In the Season 4 elections, the Wild Wings won the Mushroom blessing, which gave José Haley the Mushroom item.
- In Season 5, the Wild Wings went 49-50 in the season, finishing 6th in the evil league and 11th overall.
- In the Season 5 elections, the Bad Neighbors blessing impaired the Wild Wings' overall rating by 3%.
- In addition, the Leagues got shuffled by the High Filter decree, placing the Wild Wings in Mild Low.
- In Season 6, the Wild Wings went 45-54 in the season, finishing 8th in the Mild League and 15th overall.
- In the Season 6 elections, the Mutually Arising blessing improved the Wild Wing's overall rating by 2%.
- In Season 7, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season, finishing 4th in the Mild League and 8th overall due to low Divine Favor.
- The Wild Wings made the playoffs for the first time this season! In the first round they defeated the Kansas City Breath Mints 3-1. They defeated the Seattle Garages 3-1 to claim the Mild League Championship.
- In the finals, the Wild Wings defeated the San Francisco Lovers 3-1 to claim the Internet League Championship!
- After the Playoffs, the Champs in the Making blessing was won by the Chicago Firefighters. Batter José Haley and pitcher Kennedy Rodgers were traded to the Firefighters for batter Joshua Watson and pitcher Mullen Peterson. Wings batter Axel Cardenas was traded to the Firefighters, but immediately returned to the Wings.
- In Season 8, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
- In the Season 8 elections, the Wild Wings won the Divisional Swap] blessing and were moved into the Mild High division of the Mild League. The Kansas City Breath Mints were swapped back to take their place. The Wild Wings then immediately won the Subleague Swap blessing and were moved into the Wild High division of the Wild League. The New York Millennials were swapped back to take their place.
- In Season 9, the Wild Wings went 37-62 in the regular season.
- In the Season 9 elections, the Wild Wings were subjected to Targeted Shame, but were protected by the Wild High Fifth Base Bubble.
- In Season 10, the Wild Wings went 40-59 in the regular season.
- In Season 11, the Wild Wings went 39-60 in the regular season.
- In the Season 11 elections, the Wild Wings were assigned the Arcana XVIIII The Sun.
- In Season 12, the Wild Wings went 46-53 in the regular season.
- In the Season 12 elections, the Wild Wings received the Plunder will, trading Joshua Watson for the Kansas City Breath Mints' Jessica Telephone, and the Trust will, giving Fran Beans the Flippers modification. They also received the The Best Offense blessing, turning Cell Barajas into a pitcher in exchange for Stephanie Winters becoming a batter.
- In Season 13, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
- In the Season 13 elections, the Wild Wings received the Infuse will, voting to infuse Summers Preston, and the Foreshadow will, choosing to send Axel Cardenas into the shadows in return for Wichita Toaster.
- In Season 14, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
- In the Season 14 elections, the Wild Wings received the Infuse will, voting to infuse Brock Watson, and the Exchange will, choosing to send Eizabeth Guerra to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Joshua Watson.
- In Season 15, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
- In the Season 15 elections, the Wild Wings received the Transfuse will, choosing to boost Summers Preston's batting at the cost of a random other stat, and the Alternate Trust will, rerolling Yong Wright and adding the Parasite modification]].
- In Season 16, the Wild Wings went 40-59 in the regular season, finishing in the bottom four of the league and receiving a Free Will.
- In the Season 16 elections, the Wild Wings received the Transfuse will, choosing to boost Silvia Rugrat's pitching at the cost of a random other stat; the Plunder will, choosing to steal Ohio Worms Shadows player Aurora Blortles and sending back Shadows player Matteo Cash; and the Move will, sending Roscoe Sundae to the Shadows.
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.
There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.
The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.
Staff
The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.
Mascots
The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.
The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.
Fan Art
For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.
Logo by @thr33h3ad3ddrag
Logo by @KestrelPi
Logo by Cobaltcakes
Hat by @Cernji
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Buried | Kennedy Loser · Leach Herman | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
Events | Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods | |
Ballpark | Basin of Mexico Park | |
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Staff | Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team | |
Places | Mexico City | |
History | Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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