Mexico City Wild Wings
The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League, the Mild Low division of the Mild League and the Wild High division of the Wild League.
Select Tlopps cards can be found here
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Mexico City Wild Wings Players.
|β07 107||Miguel Wheeler||Case Sports||🍗||Incineration|
|β07 EL00||Axel Cardenas||Joshua Watson||🔥||Blessing (🔥)||Champs in the Making|
|β07 EL01||José Haley||Axel Cardenas||🔥||Blessing (🔥)||Champs in the Making|
|β07 EL02||Kennedy Rodgers||Mullen Peterson||🔥||Blessing (🔥)||Champs in the Making|
|β09 07||Sosa Hayes||NaN||🕵️||Feedback|
|β09 98||NaN||Kennedy Meh||💋||Feedback|
|β12 79||Case Sports||Roscoe Sundae||🍗||Incineration|
|β12 99||-||Cicero Homestyle||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β12 EL00||Joshua Watson||Jessica Telephone||🍬||Will (🍗)||Plunder|
|β13 78||Lawrence Horne||Tai Beanbag||🍗||Incineration|
|β13 99||-||Wichita Toaster||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β13 EL01||Jessica Telephone||Eizabeth Guerra||🍬||Will (🍬)||Exchange|
|β13 EL02||-||Jasper Blather||🛠️||Will (🛠️)||Revoke|
|β14 EL00||Eizabeth Guerra||Joshua Watson||🍬||Will (🍗)||Exchange|
|β14 EL01||Mullen Peterson||Mags Banananana||📱||Will (📱)||Exchange|
|β15 99||-||Pangolin Ruiz||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β16 81||-||Wyatt Glover||✨||Attraction|
|β16 EL||Matteo Cash||Aurora Blortles||🐌||Will (🍗)||Plunder|
|β17 56||Summers Preston||Nagomi Mcdaniel||🚤||Feedback|
|β17 99||Nagomi Mcdaniel||Sent to||🏅||Preserved|
|β18 32||Aurora Blortles||Scarlet Caster||🍗||Incineration|
|β18 EL01||Jasper Blather||Roamed to||🕵️||Roamin'|
|β19 99||-||Foxy Kane||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β19 15||Wichita Toaster||Nickname Yamashita||🍗||Incineration|
|β19 EL01||Fran Beans||Trinity Smaht||🦀||Will (🦀)||Equivalent Exchange|
|β20 99||-||Stan Schofield||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β20 EL00||Trinity Smaht||Summers Preston||🚤||Will (🍗)||Equivalent Exchange|
|β20 EL03||Wyatt Glover||Sent to||✨||Blessing (✨)||Strange Attractor|
|β20 EL04||-||Evelton McBlase II||🏋️||Roamin'|
|β21 90||-||Huber Frumple||🥧||Super Roamin'|
|β21 99||-||Cat McSriff||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β21 EL00||Huber Frumple||Doginic Burgertoes||🥧||Will (🥧)||Roster Swap|
|β21 EL01||Evelton McBlase II||Fran Beans||🦀||Will (🍗)||Equivalent Exchange|
|β21 EL02||Kline Nightmare||Huber Frumple||🥧||Will (🍗)||Roster Swap|
|β22 24||Yong Wright||Kevelyn Jeff||🍗||Incineration|
|β22 LS00||-||Uncle Plasma II||🍗||Gift Shop|
|β22 LS01||-||Liquid Friend III||🍗||Gift Shop|
|β22 7302||-||Beans McBlase||🥧||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🍗)|
|β22 92||Axel Cardenas||Sent to||✨||Phantom Thieves' Guild (✨)|
|β22 93||Ronan Combs||Sent to||✨||Phantom Thieves' Guild (✨)|
|β22 99||-||Pavithra Wormthrice||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β22 EL00||Tai Beanbag||Matteo Cash||🐌||Will (🍗)||Equivalent Exchange|
|β22 EL02||Uncle Plasma II||Sent to||🎸||Blessing (🎸)||Gachapon|
|β22 EL03||Liquid Friend III||Returned to||🏅||Faded to Dust|
|β23 7601||-||Nandy Slumps||🏋️||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🍗)|
|β23 88||Cat McSriff||Sent to||🌹||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)|
|β23 90||Pangolin Ruiz||Sent to||🌹||Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)|
|β23 99||-||Mavis Hammer||🍗||Playoff Birth|
|β23 EL00||Stan Schofield||Sent to||🌮||Blessing (🌮)||Season 22: Gachapon|
|β23 EL01||-||Gunther O'Brian||💋||Blessing (🍗)||Season 8: Blind Date|
|FB00||-||Engine Eberhardt||🏋️||Fall Ball|
|FB01||Silvia Rugrat||Fell to||🏋️||Fall Ball|
|FB02||-||Enid Slumps||🌹||Fall Ball|
|FB03||Erickson Sato||Fell to||👐||Fall Ball|
|FB04||-||James Boy||🍬||Fall Ball|
|FB05||Rivers Javier||Fell to||🕵️||Fall Ball|
|FB06||-||Mummy Melcon||🐅||Fall Ball|
|FB07||Joshua Watson||Fell to||💋||Fall Ball|
|FB08||-||Atma Blueberry||🕵️||Fall Ball|
|FB09||-||Foxy Pebble||💋||Fall Ball|
|FB10||Roscoe Sundae||Fell to||🏋️||Fall Ball|
Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)
|β1 - The Return||47||47-52||Did not make Postseason.||Received no blessings.|
|β2 - The Discipline Era||47||47-52||Did not make Postseason.||Received no blessings.|
|β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty||42||42-57||Did not make Postseason.||Recieved no blessings.|
|β4 - Feedback||43||43-56||Did not make Postseason.||* The Mushroom Blessing gave José Haley the Mushroom item, increasing their slugging power.
|β5 - Reverb||49||49-50||Did not make Postseason.||The Wild Wings were sorted into Mild Low with the passing of the High Filter Decree.
Recieved no blessings.
|β6 - Idols||45||45-54||Did not make Postseason.||Recieved no blessings.|
|β7 - Getting Shelled||55||55-44||ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. San Francisco Lovers
|Received no blessings.
|β8 - Rest in Violence||55||55-44||Entered Party Time on Day 99||
|β9 - Forecast||37||37-62||Entered Party Time on Day 91||
|β10 - Backdraft||40||40-59||Entered Party Time on Day 90||Received no blessings.|
|β11 - Peace & Prosperity||33||38-61||Entered Party Time on Day 79||Assigned the Arcana XVIII The Sun.|
Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)
|β12 - The Expansion Era||47||46-53||Entered Party Time on Day 97
Wild League Wild Card Quarterfinalists L 1-3 vs. Hades Tigers
|*The The Best Offense Blessing moved Stephanie Winters to the lineup and Cell Barajas to the rotation.
|β13 - Home Free||58||55-44
Quarterfinalists L 0-3 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos
|Received no blessings.
|β14 - The -ides||50||50-49||Entered Party Time on Day 99||Received no blessings.
|β15 - Live Bait||50||50-49||Entered Party Time on Day 95
Wild League Wild Card ILB Finalists L 1-3 vs. Canada Moist Talkers
|Received no blessings.
|β16 - Mass Production||40||40-59||Entered Party Time on Day 85||Received no blessings.
The Wild Wings benefited from Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election..
|β17 - Collections||43||43-56||Entered Party Time on Day 92||Received no blessings.
|β18 - New Editions||35||35-64||Entered Party Time on Day 83||Recieved no blessings.
|β19 - Undertow||-25||22-77||Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. Tokyo Lift
|Recieved no blessings.
|β20 - Win(Win)||26||24-75||ILB Underbracket Finals
L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers
|The Wild Wings benefited from Free Wills.
|β21 - Red Herring||37||28-71||Underbracket Semifinalist
L 1-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams
|The Wild Wings benefited from Free Wills.
|β22 - Overdue||73||61-38||'Overbracket Semifinalist
L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams
|β23 - A Set Up||52||42-57||Overbracket Wild Card
Entered Party Time on Day 80
L 0-2 vs. Miami Dale
|Received no blessings, but did receive Under Review.
|β24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation||14||34-47||N/A||.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.
There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.
The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.
The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.
The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.
For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.
The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.
For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.
Logo by @thr33h3ad3ddrag
Logo by @KestrelPi
Logo by Cobaltcakes
Hat by @Cernji
|Buried||Kennedy Loser · Leach Herman|
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4|
|Events||Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods|
|Ballpark||Basin of Mexico Park|
|Staff||Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team|
|History||Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|
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