Mexico City Wild Wings

Mexico City Wild Wings
Logo by @thr33h3ad3ddrag
Former Names	Wexico City Mild Wings, Wexico City Wild Wings, Mexico City Mild Wings
League	Internet League Blaseball
Subleague	Wild League
Division	Wild High
Ballpark	The Bucket
Modifications	Targeted Shame (Season 10)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  EntangledWhenever this Player would return from Elsewhere, their Alternate will return instead.  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Mexico City
Team Slogan	"Wings. Beer. Blaseball."(former) "Pase lo que Pase"
Team Colors	#883c17, #e8e8e8, #d15700, #C64000, #A12900, #731f00, #006847
Emoji	🍗
Arcanum	XVIIII The Sun
Championships	●
Team Abbreviation	CDMX
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Uniform Colors	#FF4F00, #BA390F, #E0E0E0, #693F26
Social media	@WildWingsCDMX

The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Brock Watson Fran Beans Huber Frumple Matteo Cash Summers Preston Joshua Watson Burke Gonzales Scarlet Caster	Beans McBlase Silvia Rugrat Stephanie Winters Foxy Kane Cell Barajas Nandy Slumps Rafael Davids
Shadows
Kennedy Meh 👥 Nickname Yamashita 👥 Adkins Gwiffin Cicero Homestyle Roscoe Sundae 👥 Gunther O'Brian 👥 Kevelyn Jeff 👥 Famous Meng Best Cerna Rivers Javier Igneus Mcdaniel Erickson Sato Grit Ramos Ronan Vargas 👥 Doginic Burgertoes 👥 Vernon Glump Pavithra Wormthrice Mavis Hammer

Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

Incineration

• Miguel Wheeler (Season 7, Day 107; replaced by Case Sports)
• Case Sports (Season 12, Day 76; replaced by Roscoe Sundae)
• Lawrence Horne (Season 13, Day 78; replaced by Tai Beanbag)
• Aurora Blortles (Season 18, Day 32; replaced by Scarlet Caster)
• Wichita Toaster (Season 19, Day 15; replaced by Nickname Yamashita)
• Yong Wright (Season 22, Day 24; replaced by Kevelyn Jeff)

Feedback Swaps

• Sosa Hayes (Replaced on Season 9, Day 7 by NaN)
• NaN (Replaced on Season 9, Day 98 by Kennedy Meh)
• Summers Preston (Replaced on Season 17, Day 52 by Nagomi Mcdaniel)

Trades

• José Haley (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Joshua Watson by proxy)
• Kennedy Rodgers (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Mullen Peterson)
• Joshua Watson (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Jessica Telephone)
• Jessica Telephone (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Eizabeth Guerra)
• Mags Banananana (Roamed to the Tokyo Lift; no replacement)
• Jasper Blather (Roamed to the Houston Spies; no replacement)
• Fran Beans (Traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Trinity Smaht)
• Huber Frumple (Traded to the Philly Pies for Doginic Burgertoes)
• Evelton McBlase II (Traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Fran Beans)
• Kline Nightmare (Traded to the Philly Pies for Huber Frumple)
• Tai Beanbag (Traded to the Ohio Worms for Matteo Cash)
• Uncle Plasma II (Stolen by the Seattle Garages)
• Stan Schofield (Stolen by the LA Unlimited Tacos)

Preserved in the Vault

• Nagomi Mcdaniel (Season 17)

Faded to Dust

• Liquid Friend III (Season 22)

Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists

• Cat McSriff (stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 88)
• Pangolin Ruiz (stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 90)

Season Results

Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)

Discipline Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1 - The Return	47	47-52	Did not make Postseason.	Received no blessings.
2 - The Discipline Era	47	47-52	Did not make Postseason.	Received no blessings.
3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty	42	42-57	Did not make Postseason.	Recieved no blessings.
4 - Feedback	43	43-56	Did not make Postseason.	* The Mushroom Blessing gave José Haley the Mushroom item, increasing their slugging power. The Alternate Reality Decree calls the  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. for Ronan Combs and Burke Gonzales.
5 - Reverb	49	49-50	Did not make Postseason.	The Wild Wings were sorted into Mild Low with the passing of the High Filter Decree. Recieved no blessings.
6 - Idols	45	45-54	Did not make Postseason.	Recieved no blessings.
7 - Getting Shelled	55	55-44	ILB Champions W 3-1 vs. San Francisco Lovers	Received no blessings. The Chicago Firefighters recieve 'Champs in the Making, stealing Axel Cardenas, José Haley, and Kennedy Rodgers, and sending Joshua Watson, Axel Cardenas, and Mullen Peterson in return. The Hawai'i Fridays receive The Shame Bubble, which results in the Wild Wings receiving  Targeted Shame.
8 - Rest in Violence	55	55-44	Entered Party Time on Day 99	Divisional Swap swapped the Wild Wings into the Mild High division, replacing the Kansas City Breath Mints. Subleague Swap swapped the Wild Wings into the Wild High division, replacing the New York Millenials.
9 - Forecast	37	37-62	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Disappearing Acts sends Kennedy Meh to the Shadows in exchange for Fran Beans, Case Sports to the Shadows in exchange for Adkins Gwiffin, and Adkins Gwiffin to the Shadows in exchange for Brock Watson. The Baltimore Crabs receive Fifth Base Bubble, protecting Wild High. The Boston Flowers receive The Shame Bubble, which results in the Wild Wings receiving  Targeted Shame. In relation to the Forecast Decrees, several players receive new Modifications: Silvia Rugrat receives  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.. Rafael Davids receives  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.. Kennedy Meh receives  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated..
10 - Backdraft	40	40-59	Entered Party Time on Day 90	Received no blessings.
11 - Peace & Prosperity	33	38-61	Entered Party Time on Day 79	Assigned the Arcana XVIII The Sun.

• In Season 12, the Wild Wings went 46-53 in the regular season.
  • In the Season 12 elections, the Wild Wings received the Plunder will, trading Joshua Watson for the Kansas City Breath Mints' Jessica Telephone, and the Trust will, giving Fran Beans the Flippers modification. They also received the The Best Offense blessing, turning Cell Barajas into a pitcher in exchange for Stephanie Winters becoming a batter.
• In Season 13, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
  • In the Season 13 elections, the Wild Wings received the Infuse will, voting to infuse Summers Preston, and the Foreshadow will, choosing to send Axel Cardenas into the shadows in return for Wichita Toaster.
• In Season 14, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
  • In the Season 14 elections, the Wild Wings received the Infuse will, voting to infuse Brock Watson, and the Exchange will, choosing to send Eizabeth Guerra to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Joshua Watson.
• In Season 15, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
  • In the Season 15 elections, the Wild Wings received the Transfuse will, choosing to boost Summers Preston's batting at the cost of a random other stat, and the Alternate Trust will, rerolling Yong Wright and adding the Parasite modification]].
• In Season 16, the Wild Wings went 40-59 in the regular season, finishing in the bottom four of the league and receiving a Free Will.
  • In the Season 16 elections, the Wild Wings received the Transfuse will, choosing to boost Silvia Rugrat's pitching at the cost of a random other stat; the Plunder will, choosing to steal Ohio Worms Shadows player Aurora Blortles and sending back Shadows player Matteo Cash; and the Move will, sending Roscoe Sundae to the Shadows.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.

There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.

The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.

Staff

The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.

Mascots

The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.

The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.

Fan Art

For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.

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  Logo by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  Logo by @KestrelPi

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  Logo by Cobaltcakes

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  Hat by @Cernji

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  Logo by Luzu#0532 on Discord

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  Debone the Gods Logo by Luzu#0532 on Discord

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  Wild Not Mild Logo by Luzu#0532 on Discord

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  Wild Wings Cityscape Logo by mangosquash#6079 on Discord