Mags Banananana

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Mags Banananana is a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Banananana has played for the Mexico City Wild Wings, Chicago Firefighters, and New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Banananana joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters as the Firefighters' Season 9 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 12 elections, Banananana joined the Firefighters' active roster in exchange for Declan Suzanne via the Firefighters' Foreshadow Will.

During the Season 13 elections, Banananana gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Firefighters' Revoke will.

Banananana was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Mullen Peterson during the Season 14 elections via the Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 16 elections, Banananana wandered to the Tokyo Lift due to the Roamin' modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

IRM number: 60.22

Basic Details

Mags Banananana is a muscular Brazilian woman originally from São Paulo who uses she/her pronouns. Asked for her age, she typically replies “that’s for me to know and you to find out”.

Mags almost exclusively dresses in her signature colour, yellow - most notably, she is almost never seen without an oversize yellow handbag. This habit combined with her penchant for plantain-based cookery led to her being dubbed “the Banana Nana”.

Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 872.

Personal Life

Mags Banananana had a varied career in her earlier life, having worked as a deckhand, a delivery driver and a librarian. In her retirement, she began undertaking volunteer work. Prior to joining the Chicago Firefighters, Mags was volunteering at the Chicago Fire Safety Awareness Center.

Mags is a keen baker, horticulturist and herbalist. In addition to blaseball, Mags also plays rugby and is keen on aerobic fitness.

Mags has been widowed at least once, although she refuses to clarify the details. She has an unknown number of children and grandchildren, some of whom can often be seen cheering her on at Firefighters games. Since joining the Firefighters’ lineup, Mags has quickly become adopted as a “team grandma” by the Firefighters.

Persistent rumours have paired Mags with Suzanne Suzanne, Declan Suzanne’s mother, as a couple, at least partly owing to Declan departing the lineup for the Shadows as Mags arrived on the team.

Trivia

  • Mags enjoys memes featuring Minion characters from the Despicable Me movie franchise. Her enjoyment appears entirely sincere regardless of the quality of the meme, which infuriates some of her teammates. (She claims to have never seen the films.)
  • Mags’ home has an enormous collection of objects that are yellow in colour.
  • Mags’ favourite food is apples.

Cheers

What follows is an incomplete list of cheers commonly used when Mags is playing:

  • “MAGS, IS BANANAS, BEE-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A...” - used whenever Mags achieves anything whatsoever, there is no agreed end to this cheer.
  • “BA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, Hey HEY, Goodbye” - used when Mags hits a home run.
  • “Banahnahnah (doot dooo doodoodoo)” (to the tune of “Mahna Mahna”) - a walkout chant for when Mags is at-bat.
  • “I BANANA-CAN-A DO IT!!”
  • At various times almost any song which features “na na na” in the lyrics has been modified and used to support Mags.

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