Langley Wheeler

Langley Wheeler
Artist rendition by AnomAllison
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Dallas Steaks
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(1.8)
Pitching	(2.0)
Defense	(2.9)
Running	(2.9)
Items	None
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–Aug 8, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	99

Langley Wheeler was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks, and was with the team from Season β1 until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 103.

Official League Records

Wheeler joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 103, Wheeler was incinerated and replaced by Kline Greenlemon.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Wheeler was known for always riding her hoverboard. Her feet have never touched the ground. During the game against the New York Millennials in Postseason 3 on day 103, she was hit by a stray ball and lost her balance and began to fall off her board. In order to save her reputation, an umpire incinerated Wheeler before her foot could touch the ground. Her legacy and purity will always be remembered henceforth.