Lady Matsuyama

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Lady Matsuyama is a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since Season 17, Day 37. Matsuyama has played for the Core Mechanics, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.

Official League Records

Matsuyama joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season 13 elections, Matsuyama received a combined stat change of 11.5 15.7 as a result of the Mechanics' Infuse will.

During the Season 14 elections, Matsuyama received the Homebody modification due to the Mechanics' Trust will.

On Season 17, Day 37, Matsuyama was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Matsuyama was replaced by Christian Combs.

During the Season 22 elections, Matsuyama gained the Skipping modification as a result of the Record Scratch blessing.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Mastsuyama played for the Rising Stars. Matsuyama then returned to the Hawai'i Fridays as a pitcher.

During the Season 23 elections, Matsuyama's pitching was rerolled three times as a result of the Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries blessing, resulting in rerolls of 2.8 2.0 , 2.0 2.5 , and finally, 2.5 1.7 .

On Season 24, Day 3, Matsuyama retreated to the Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Spears Taylor at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the Ratified Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Lady Matsuyama Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1.123 and start reading...

Lady Matsuyama is an eight foot tall tinkerer and artist. She uses a wheelchair and has a giant cyborg scorpion tail she built herself. Matsuyama is known to enjoy extremely femme clothing such as long dresses, even while working. Even though they may end up completely smudged and singed, she still enjoys looking "femme as heck". She sews her own outfits and includes pockets everywhere.

Matsuyama has a massive prehensile cyborg scorpion tail attached to her body, most frequently seen with a drill on its end. This tail is very flexible and can be used for many purposes, or to spin the wheels of her wheelchair, or to shoot lasers, or to screw in a lightbulb. Matsuyama can swap out the drill for a variety of other tools, such as hands, grabbers, laser cannons, motors, printers, paint rollers, or rocket engines. Many common tools are stored at the bottom of Matsuyama’s dress on a hoop skirt that doubles as a circular rail. To change tools, the motorized bottom of the dress rotates the appropriate tool into place, allegedly inspired by how multi-axis CNC mills swap drill bits.


Fan Works