Kline Greenlemon

Kline Greenlemon
Greenlemon by @alienmandy_
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Tokyo Lift
Former Team(s)	Dallas Steaks
Status	active
Batting	(4.5)
Pitching	(3.4)
Defense	(3.2)
Running	(4.9)
Modifications	MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball.  OutdoorsyThis Player will play better in more Grandiose Ballparks, and worse in less Grandiose Ballparks.  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
Items	Concrete Helmet ●●○○
Dates Active	Aug 8, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Staring into the souls of their opponents
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	84
Biographical Details
Species	Lime

Kline Greenlemon is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Greenlemon has previously played for the Dallas Steaks.

Official League Records

Greenlemon joined the ILB as a -star lineup player for the Dallas Steaks on Season 3, Day 103 after the incineration of Langley Wheeler.

During the Coffee Cup, Greenlemon played for Heavy FC as a lineup player.

During the Season 14 elections, Greenlemon received the Maximalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

Greenlemon was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Jessica Telephone during the Season 19 elections via the Steaks' Equivalent Exchange will. Greenlemon then gained the Outdoorsy modification as a result of the Outdoorsy blessing.

During the Season 22 elections, Greenlemon gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kline Greenlemon Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...

AVAST!
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.

Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With the Tokyo Adrift

Kline Greenlemon lived on a small island in the Atlantic, and owned a shop making and mending clothes. One day, the Tokyo Adrift crew landed on their shores and came upon Greenlemon's shop. The crew purchased some clothes from them, and soon decided to invite them onboard. The crew was lacking someone with sewing skills, and Greenlemon was just the person for the job. During their tenure on the ship, they mended clothes, made new clothes as needed, made eyepatches, and mended torn sails. And mysteriously, once Greenlemon joined the crew, the rate of scurvy among the group fell dramatically.

Fan Works

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  by @SentientGum

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  by @SentientGum

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @alienmandy_

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  by @MLeeLunsford

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  by @MLeeLunsford

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  Card by @MLeeLunsford

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  Card by @_waalkr

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  by @KrylonHeretic

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  Kline Greenlemon, Leach Herman, and Kit Adamses at a team movie night, by @BearOverdrive

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  Engine Eberhardt taking Greenlemon to the Lift after the Season 19 elections. Art by @Atr11um

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  Outdoorsy Greenlemon by @saltbuzzard

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  Exercising different muscles, by @unhenge

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  Magnified and outdoorsy Greenlemon, by @unhenge

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  The Lift, featuring Yusef Fenestrate, Greenlemon, Kit Honey, and Coolname Galvanic. By @sharkbitesz

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  Engine Eberhardt and Greenlemon by @saltbuzzard