Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 22

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In Season β22, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 2nd in the Mild League, and 2nd in the ILB.

The Breath Mints were a powerhouse team in Season 22, notable for their impressive pitching staff in the 9.2 star pitcher Winnie Hess and the Underhanded pitcher Michelle Sportsman, who boasted regular season ERA’s of 1.65 and -0.35 respectively. Starting the season with only 6 batters, the Breath Mints augmented their small lineup after the Latesiesta with 3 strong replicas from the Gift Shop.

In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Overbracket Mild League, and won 4-2 versus the San Francisco Lovers in the Overbracket Division Series. They then won 3-0 versus the Baltimore Crabs in the Overbracket Championship Series. Making their first Internet Series appearance, the Breath Mints won 3-0 versus the Tokyo Lift, winning their first championship title.

In the Election, The Baltimore Crabs Equivalent Exchanged batter Jon Halifax for Breath Mints pitcher Michelle Sportsman. The Breath Mints then received 2 Wills in the Election, Equivalent Exhanging Michelle Sportman, now on the Crabs, for Seattle Garages pitcher Fairwood Patchwork, and Item Stealing Jon Halifax’s Hot Bat of Stamina for Marco Stink. The bat was then stolen again by Yellowstone Magic hitter Tiana Wheeler. The Breath Mints won 1 blessing in the Election, giving every member of their lineup the Reload modification. The Garages won the Gachapon blessing, stealing Fynn Doyle from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. The Ohio Worms won the Record Scratch blessing, giving Valentine Games III the Skipping modification, while the Hawai'i Fridays won the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, giving Leach Ingram the Subtractor modification.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 22.

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season

Ballpark Renovations

Note: Phantom Thieves' Guild was Ratified, causing it to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.

Gifts

Season 22 Breath Mints Championship Roster

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints had a player sent elsewhere 6 times in Season 22:

  • On Day 2, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 3 days on Day 5.
  • On Day 40, Jode Preston was swept elsewhere, returning after 70 days on Day 110.
  • On Day 51, Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 18 days on Day 69[1].
  • On Day 60, Helga Washington was swept elsewhere, returning after 22 days on Day 82.
    • They returned Scattered as Helg- W--h-ngton.
  • On Day 73, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 19 days on Day 92.
    • They returned Scattered as -ooney Doctor II.
  • On Day 113, Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 115.

The Ratified Voicemail triggered 4 times during Season 22:

  • On Day 4, Rodriguez Internet was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
  • On Day 55, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet.
  • On Day 56, Marco Stink was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
  • On Day 57, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Marco Stink.

Record Changes

The Breath Mints gained 2 Wins due to Sun 2, and 7 Wins to Sun 30 in Season 22:

Notable Games

Season 22 Certificate of Championship, awarded to the Kansas City Breath Mints. This certifies that the Kansas City Breath Mints are the successful Champions of the Overbracket 22.

In Season 22, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

Election Outcomes

Wills

Blessings

Post Election

Fan Works

Gallery



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