Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 21

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 21
Dates	June 21, 2021 – June 27, 2021
← Previous	Season 20
Next →	Season 22
Results
Postseason	Underbracket Division Series: Won 3-1 against 🥩 Underbracket Championship Series: Lost 2-3 against 🗣️
Overall Record	37-62
Wins	46
Partytime	Day 81
Divine Favor	20
Division	6th in Mild Low
League	11th in Mild League
ILB Placement	20th overall
Modifiers	Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.
Players swept elsewhere	7
Community Chest Loot	Day 4, Jode Preston   + Clutch Ring Day 43, Rodriguez Internet   + Cryogenic Rock Jersey Day 79, Winnie Hess   + Head Helmet
Prize Match Loot	Day 14, Winnie Hess   + Air Shoes of Blaserunning Day 59, Marco Stink   + Air Jersey Day 71, Mooney Doctor II   + Passionate Smooth Necklace
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run. Reverb ++ Solar Eclipse +
Light Switch	ON
Balloons	115
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β21 27 - Leach Ingram + Lucas Petty 🍬 Fax Machine β21 79 - Lucas Petty + Leach Ingram 🍬 Fax Machine β21 81 - Leach Ingram + Lucas Petty 🍬 Fax Machine β21 84 - Kina Larsen + Leach Ingram 🍬 Voicemail β21 95 - Lucas Petty + Kina Larsen 🍬 Fax Machine β21 99 - Leach Ingram 🦀 Carcinization β21 99 + Leach Ingram 🦀 Carcinization β21 99 + Vinathan Kelp 🍬 Postseason Birth β21 105 - Kina Larsen + Lucas Petty 🍬 Fax Machine β21 EL01 - NaN + NaN 🌮 Will (🌮) Shadow Revoke β21 EL01 - Lucas Petty + Michelle Sportsman 🌮 Will (🍬) Equivalent Exchange
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Voicemail The Meadow's Light Switch is ON
Gift Shop	Bargain Bin   Helga Washington   + Hearty Smooth Arm Shoes   +  SmoothThis Player will have 100% more Speed in Peanut weather.   Overall 12.1 -> 12.1 + 1.4 Early to the Party, Team Edition   +  Early to the Party Fireproof, Team Edition   +  Fireproof
Other Events	-  Voicemail
Wills
Shadow Revoke   NaN +  On an OdysseyThis Player is boosted 2% every team they join a Team.   🌮 - NaN, Shadows   🍬 + NaN, Shadows   Combined 6.0 → 7.2 Equivalent Exchange   🌮 - Michelle Sportsman + Lucas Petty   🍬 - Lucas Petty + Michelle Sportsman Magnify   Mooney Doctor II   +  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.
Blessings
Trader   Mooney Doctor II   +  TraderThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with an opponent during a game. Cluttered   Rodriguez Internet   +  ClutteredThis Player will play better in Filthier Ballparks.

In Season β21, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 11th in the Mild League, and 20th in the ILB.

In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Mild League Underbracket, and won 3-1 versus the Dallas Steaks in the Underbracket Division Series. They then lost 2-3 versus the Canada Moist Talkers in the Underbracket Championship Series.

The Breath Mints received 2 Wills in the Election, Equivalent Exchanging Lucas Petty for LA Unlimited Tacos’ pitcher Michelle Sportsman, and Magnifying Mooney Doctor II. The Tacos’ Shadow Revoked NaN, who roamed to the Breath Mints Shadows. The Breath Mints won 2 blessings in the Election, giving Mooney Doctor II the Trader modification, and giving Rodriguez Internet the Cluttered modification.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 21.

Lineup	Rotation
Rodriguez Internet Helga Washington Jode Preston Mooney Doctor II Marco Stink Kina Larsen	Leach Ingram Winnie Hess
Shadows
Atlas Guerra 👥 Grey Alvarado 👥 PolkaDot Zavala 👥 Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy Wanda Fiasco Hops Chen Eizabeth Guerra 👥 Fynn Doyle 👥 Marquez Clark 👥 Lucas Petty 👥 Bright Zimmerman 👥 Trinity Roche 👥 Edith Patchwork Hierophantic Foible 👥

Season

Ballpark Renovations

• 
  Voicemail - 5,797,513 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints added Voicemail to The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Voicemail modification.
    • +  Voicemail
• 
  Light Switch - 2,907,267 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints flipped the Light Switch in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow's Light Switch is now ON.

Note: Balloons, Bird Hotel, and Voicemail were Ratified, causing them to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.

Gifts

• 
  Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,383,548 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 15%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 14%
    • 📱 Millennials - 10%
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Helga Washington dropped Rock Ring.
      • - Rock Ring
    • Helga Washington gained Hearty Smooth Arm Shoes.
      • + Hearty Smooth Arm Shoes
      • +  Smooth
      • Overall 12.1 -> 12.1 + 1.4
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Breath Mints are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Breath Mints are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints had a player sent elsewhere 7 times in Season 21:

• On Day 6, Rodriguez Internet was swept elsewhere, returning after 0 days on Day 6.
• On Day 6, Jode Preston was swept elsewhere, returning after 1 days on Day 7 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
• On Day 6, Helga Washington was swept elsewhere, returning after 7 days on Day 13 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
• On Day 31, Winnie Hess fled elsewhere, returning after 1 days on Day 32 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
• On Day 77, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 79 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
• On Day 81, Winnie Hess fled elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 83 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
• On Day 82, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 84 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 blooddrain during Season 21:

• On Day 17, Kina Larsen had their defensive ability siphoned by Dallas Steaks’ Leach Herman.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 Peanut Mister activation during Season 21:

• On Day 21, Leach Ingram had their peanut allergy cured by The Crabitat’s Peanut Mister.

The Meadow’s Fax Machine was triggered 5 times, and the Ratified Voicemail triggered 1 time during Season 21:

• On Day 27, Leach Ingram was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
• On Day 79, Lucas Petty was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leach Ingram.
• On Day 81, Leach Ingram was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
• On Day 84, Kina Larsen was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leach Ingram.
• On Day 95, Lucas Petty was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Kina Larsen.
• On Day 105, Kina Larsen was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.

The Breath Mints experienced 5 parties during Season 21:

• Rodriguez Internet partied on Day 83 and Day 99
• Winnie Hess partied on Day 86 and Day 99
• Mooney Doctor II partied on Day 93

Record Changes

The Breath Mints gained 1 Win due to Sun 2, 8 Wins to Sun 30 and 2 Wins to Black Hole in Season 21:

• On Day 12 versus the Chicago Firefighters due to Sun 2
• On Day 13 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
• On Day 14 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
• On Day 15 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
• On Day 50 versus the Canada Moist Talkers due to Sun 30
• On Day 56 versus the Atlantis Georgias due to Sun 30
• On Day 60 versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves due to Sun 30
• On Day 84 versus the San Francisco Lovers due to Sun 30
• On Day 99 versus the Baltimore Crabs due to Black Hole
  • As a result of the Crabs’ Carcinization evolution modification, Leach Ingram was stolen by the Crabs for the remainder of the game.
  • As a result of the Crabs’ Unholey modification, Helga Washington was compressed.
• On Day 103 versus the Dallas Steaks due to Black Hole
• On Day 109 versus the Canada Moist Talkers due to Sun 30

Note: As Days 103 and 109 took place during the postseason, the extra wins gained did not impact the Breath Mints’ regular season record.

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Shadow Revoke
  • The Tacos revoke NaN.
  • NaN embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
    • +  On an Odyssey
  • NaN roamed to a new team.
    • 🌮 - NaN, Shadows
    • 🍬 + NaN, Shadows
  • NaN was boosted.
    • Combined 6.0 → 6.5
  • NaN entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.5 → 7.2
  • Shadow Revoke - 5% of all Tacos Will Votes
    This Filing - 87% of Tacos Shadow Revoke Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Breath Mints vote to swap Michelle Sportsman and Lucas Petty.
  • The Tacos and Breath Mints made a trade.
    • 🌮 - Michelle Sportsman + Lucas Petty
    • 🍬 - Lucas Petty + Michelle Sportsman
  • Equivalent Exchange - 49% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 91% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 45% chance of happening.
• 
  Magnify
  • The Breath Mints choose Mooney Doctor II to be Magnified.
  • Mooney Doctor II is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Magnify - 48% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Magnify Votes
    Final Odds - 46% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Trader blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Trader.
    • +  Trader
  • The Breath Mints had 12% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 16%
    902,798 votes were cast.
• 
  Cluttered blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Rodriguez Internet gained the permanent mod Cluttered.
    • +  Cluttered
  • The Breath Mints had 9% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Worms with 30%
    2,291,146 votes were cast.