Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 10

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 10
Dates	October 12, 2020 - October 18, 2020
← Previous	Season 9
Next →	Season 11
Results
Postseason	Division Series: Lost 2-3 against 👟
Overall Record	56-43
Divine Favor	16
Division	2nd in Mild Low
League	3rd in Mild League
ILB Placement	6th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β10 99 +Hierophantic Foible 🍬 Postseason Birth β10 EL +Jessica Telephone 🥜 Tiding Fell back to Immaterial Plane β10 EL03 - Marquez Clark + Helga Washington 🍬 Blessing (🍬) Hidden Power
Tidings
THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS   🍬 + Jessica Telephone Boyfriend Monreal +  ReleasedNo description on-site. Released players no longer have their star ratings visible on their page; their Soulscream is instead called a Soulsong and is colored blue.
Blessings
Shadow Ban Together   The Breath Mints Shadows are boosted by 3%. The Fridays Shadows are boosted by 3%. The Moist Talkers Shadows are boosted by 3%. The Shoe Thieves Shadows are boosted by 3%. The Magic Shadows are boosted by 3%. Rogue Waves   Marquez Clark +  RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat. A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit. Grey Alvarado +  Repeating Stew Briggs +  Repeating Rodriguez Internet +  Repeating Hewitt Best +  Repeating Hidden Power   🍬 - Marquez Clark, Lineup   🍬 + Marquez Clark, Shadows   🍬 - Helga Washington, Shadows   🍬 + Helga Washington, Lineup

In Season β10, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 3rd in the Mild League, and 6th in the ILB.

In the postseason, the Breath Mints were seeded 3rd in the Mild League, and lost 2-3 versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the first round Division Series.

Following Day X, Jessica Telephone fell to the Breath Mints from THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and former Breath Mint Boyfriend Monreal was Released from the Hall Stars and from the ILB.

The Breath Mints won 2 blessings in the Election, granting Marquez Clark, Grey Alvarado, Stew Briggs, Rodriguez Internet, and Hewitt Best the Repeating modification, and calling up Helga Washington from the Shadows, sending back Marquez Clark in exchange. Additionally, the Breath Mints Shadows were boosted by 3% due to a blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 10.

Lineup	Rotation
Pudge Nakamoto Hewitt Best Rodriguez Internet Eizabeth Guerra Stew Briggs Marco Stink Marquez Clark Grey Alvarado Lenny Spruce	Leach Ingram Oscar Vaughan Mooney Doctor II PolkaDot Zavala Winnie Hess
Shadows
Atlas Guerra 👥 Helga Washington Kina Larsen Lucas Petty Sandie Carver Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy

Season

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints experienced 10 blooddrains during Season 10:

• On Day 10, Winnie Hess siphoned pitching ability from Yellowstone Magic’s Wyatt Glover.
• On Day 23, Stew Briggs had their defensive ability siphoned by Dallas Steaks’ Cory Ross to remove a Ball from the count.
• On Day 34, Pudge Nakamoto had their defensive ability siphoned by Boston Flowers’ Glabe Moon, and Marco Stink had their defensive ability siphoned by Moon to add an Out to the board.
• On Day 36, Hewitt Best and Stew Briggs had their defensive abilities siphoned by Boston Flowers’ Glabe Moon.
  • These 4 siphonings on Days 34 and 36 by Glabe Moon began a long-standing rivalry between Moon and the Breath Mints. Later, during the Coffee Cup, Moon would be Poured Over with a blend of mint and blood, a clear threat by Moon to the Breath Mints. This has not been forgotten.

Game Log message from the Coffee Cup in which Glabe Moon is Poured Over with a second crack roast blending mint and blood.

• On Day 37, Eizabeth Guerra had their defensive ability siphoned by Unlimited Tacos’ Halexandrey Walton to add an Out to the board, and Oscar Vaughan had their hitting ability siphoned by Walton to add a Ball to the count.
• On Day 89, Eizabeth Guerra and Grey Alvarado had their defensive abilities siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays’ Spears Taylor to add Outs to the board.

Notable Games

Leach Ingram’s called shot shutout tweet.

In Season 10, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 56, Breath Mints pitcher Leach Ingram pitches an uncommon shutout. Notably, this is predicted prior to the game on the Breath Mints team twitter. This is Ingram’s only shutout of the season. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 83, Grey Alvarado hits a single and steals all the way to the Fifth Base. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 105, the Breath Mints are 1 out away from sweeping the Charleston Shoe Thieves for their first postseason series win, until pitcher PolkaDot Zavala allows 3 runs. The Breath Mints then lose the following 2 games, ending their playoff run. (Watch here on Before)

Election Outcomes

Tidings

• THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
  • The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane!
  • Jessica Telephone fell to the Breath Mints.
• The Hall Stars
  • The Deal is complete.
  • Boyfriend Monreal has been Released.

Blessings

• Shadow Ban Together blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • The Breath Mints Shadows are boosted by 3%.
• Rogue Waves blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  
  • Marquez Clark, Grey Alvarado, Stew Briggs, Rodriguez Internet, and Hewitt Best gain the Repeating modification.
• Hidden Power blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  
  • The Breath Mints call up Helga Washington. Marquez Clark retreats to the Shadows.

Note: Despite Shadow Ban Together apparently triggering prior to Hidden Power, Marquez Clark received the 3% shadows boost instead of Helga Washington. This bug was never resolved, and Clark additionally received Repeating from Rogue Waves.

Fan Works

Text Works

• How Bad Can You Throw a 2 Run Lead in the Bottom of the Ninth (sequel) twine game by Kelp

Videos

• Mime Crimes - The Story of an Absurd Blaseball Play by @rostilicious