Kansas City Breath Mints (Gamma 4)

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Gamma 4
Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 4
Dates	January 24, 2022 – February 6, 2022
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Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 4
Logo by @nash_high
League	Internet League Blaseball (Gamma 4)
Subleague	Uptempo Conference
Division	Uptempto Bop
Modifications	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Team Slogan	"Fresh Breath, Here We Come."
Team Colors	#178f55, #003F1F, #FF0011, #FFFEFF, #D1D1D1
Emoji	🍬
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Uptempo Bop division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 4, Season 1.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Shay Yoshida Soledad Snyder Ooze Dolan Big Tarkanian Yuri O’Lantern Patrick Tagliatelle Basil Kramer Liv Blather	Aisha Badri Tube Rust Trevor Aster Layla Chambers Levar Downey
Shadows
Tito Ziegler Henry Russo Benjamin Singer Sergio Macaroni Nolan Allesio Silas Meadows Comrade Guardian

Former Players

Incinerations

• Layla Chambers (Season 1, Day 231; replaced by Kale Torch)

Discharged

• Boat Hamless (Became a  Static.....
  When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static. Charge; Charge Election)

Season Results

104-58 record, Season Champions

Gamma 4 was the 3rd and final Short Circuit, lasting 1 Season taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 4 Season 1 the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 1st in the Uptempo League, and 2nd in the ILB.

The Breath Mints won 3 blessings in the Elections, winning Squid Gift II and receiving iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes for Boat Hamless, Electric Blood for Levar Downey in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III, and Ball Blood for Liv Blather in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV. The Breath Mints received 1 Will and 1 Amplification in the Midseason Elections, electing Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor and throwing a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.

In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 1st in the Uptempo League, and won 2-1 versus the Yellowstone Magic/Gamma 4 in the Division Series. They then won 3-2 versus the Ohio Worms/Gamma 4 in the Championship Series. In the Internet Series, they won 3-1 versus the Mexico City Wild Wings/Gamma 4, winning the championship title.

In the final Election, the Breath Mints voted to send Boat Hamless to Charge the Microphone.

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints experienced 1 peanut reactions during Gamma 4 Season 1:

• On Day 86, Big Tarkanian swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 Night Shift during Gamma 4 Season 1:

• On Day 199, Benjamin Singer replaced Ooze Dolan in a Night Shift.
  • This only effected Day 199, and Dolan played the rest of the Season on the active roster.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Gamma 4 Season 1:

• On Day 231, Layla Chambers was incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch.
  • This was the final incineration of the Short Circuits.

Notable Games

In Gamma 4 Season 1, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 178, Boat Hamless tied the MLB record for most walks in a season set by Barry Bonds, doing so in 8 fewer plate appearances and 14 fewer games played.
• On Day 199, the Breath Mints experienced their first Night Shift when Ooze Dolan clocked out for Benjamin Singer. This had no effect.
• On Day 231, Layla Chambers is incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch. Yuri O’Lantern hits a grand slam in the 8th inning, and the Breath Mints win to reverse sweep the Ohio Worms, winning the Uptempo Championship.

Elections

Blessings

The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 80, via Squid Gift II.

• 
  Squid Gift II blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Boat Hamless was awarded the iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes.
  • +iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes
  • Overall 9.4 → 9.4 + 2
  • The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Garages with 12%

Note: Boat Hamless already had an item, a Cool Necklace. They kept both items.

The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 170, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III.

• 
  Electric Blood blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Levar Downey listened to Blood Jams Vol. III and gained the Electric Blood Type.
  • The Breath Mints had 6% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - Garages with 20%

The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 171, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV.

• 
  Ball Blood blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Liv Blather listened to Blood Jams Vol. IV and gained the Ball Blood Type.
  • The Breath Mints had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - Pies with 12%

Note: The Blood blessings initially did not do anything.

Wills

The Breath Mints voted Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor.

• Shay Yoshida is partying!
  • Combined 7.8 → 9.6
• Shay Yoshida became Life of the Party.
  • +  Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts.
    Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts.
    See also: Glossary
• Shay Yoshida is partying!
  • Combined 9.6 → 11
• Shay Yoshida is partying!
  • Combined 11 → 12.6
• This Filing - 82% of Breath Mints Votes
  3,417 votes were cast.

Amplifications

The Breath Mints voted to throw a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.

• Basil Kramer attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 13.4 → 13.7
• Aisha Badri attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 8.7 → 8.9
• Trevor Aster attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 13.4 → 13.6
• Liv Blather attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 10.3 → 10.7
• Patrick Tagliatelle attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 8.2 → 8.5
• Boat Hamless attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 9.1 → 9.4
• Tube Rust attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 9.7 → 10.5
• Big Tarkanian attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 12.4 → 12.7
• Levar Downey attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 10.1 → 10.3
• Layla Chambers attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 10.2 → 10.4
• Ooze Dolan attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 7.5 → 7.8
• Soledad Snyder attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 8.3 → 8.5
• Shay Yoshida attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 12.6 → 13
• Yuri O'Lantern attended the Mixer.
  • Combined 10.8 → 11.3

Note: Though Mixer was stated to boost Unthwackability, Omniscience, and Overpowerment, the Amplification actually boosted the Divinity, Coldness, and Chasiness, which were the stated boosts for Formal.

Charges

• 
  Charge was received by the Breath Mints.
  • BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
    • +  Static
  • The Breath Mints Discharged Boat Hamless.
    • 🍬 - Boat Hamless
  • This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Votes
    150,768 votes were cast.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Chants

• Yosh girl Shay! (Shay Yoshida)
  • Hit the Shay button!
• Solodad! (Soledad Snyder, after hitting a solo home run)
  • Swoledad!
• Ooze a good boy! (Ooze Dolan)
• Speedboat / Powerboat! (Boat Hamless, when stealing / slugging)
  • Boat the GOAT
• Big shot / Big plays! (Big Tarkanian)
  • Big if true
• Yuri!!! on [base number] (Yuri O’Lantern)
• 🤌 (Patrick Tagliatelle)
  • Pasta la vista / Hasta la pasta!
• Kram Slam / Grand Kram! (Basil Kramer, after hitting a grand slam)
• Liv Blath Love (Liv Blather)
  • 54!
  • Liv Blath Blood (after recieving Ball Blood)
• In Tube we Rust (Tube Rust)
  • Rust the process
• Aster the blaster! (Trevor Aster)

Fan Works

Gallery

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  Tube Rust by @gaymaul

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  Boat Hamless by @gaymaul

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  Liv Blather by @gaymaul

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  Basil Kramer by @gaymaul

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  Boat Hamless by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240

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  Tube Rust by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240

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  Tube Rust by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240

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  Yuri O'Lantern by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240

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  Shay Yoshida by Numbersninja

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  Ooze Dolan by Numbersninja