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===Echoed into Static===
 
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===Faded into Dust===
 
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
 
<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
  
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*[[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].  
 
**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher]]''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.  
 
**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher]]''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.  
 
**A '''[[Season 1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement]]''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
 
**A '''[[Season 1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement]]''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
  
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*[[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2]]
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**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''[[Season 2#Decrees|Fourth Strike]]''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
 
**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''[[Season 2#Decrees|Fourth Strike]]''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]]''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]]''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.  
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
  
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*[[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Summoning Circle]]''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Summoning Circle]]''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
 
**The Breath Mints also won '''[[Season 3#Blessings|The Rack]]''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.  
 
**The Breath Mints also won '''[[Season 3#Blessings|The Rack]]''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.  
 
**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Vulture]]''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
 
**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Vulture]]''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
  
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*[[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4]]
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**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]]''' decree. This resulted in [[Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
 
**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]]''' decree. This resulted in [[Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms]]''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms]]''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
  
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*[[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5]]
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**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''[[Season 5#Decrees|High Filter]]''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
 
**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''[[Season 5#Decrees|High Filter]]''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy]]''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy]]''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
  
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*[[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Headliners]]''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Headliners]]''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].  
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Spin Attack]]''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Spin Attack]]''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
  
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*[[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7]]
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**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''[[Season 7#Decrees|Bless Off]]''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
 
**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''[[Season 7#Decrees|Bless Off]]''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
 
**The Breath Mints received [[Targeted Shame]] for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''[[Season 7#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
 
**The Breath Mints received [[Targeted Shame]] for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''[[Season 7#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
  
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*[[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Party Line]]''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Party Line]]''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].  
 
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Divisional Swap]]''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
 
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Divisional Swap]]''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
  
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*[[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9]]
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**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast]]''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the [[Siphon]] modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the [[Friend of Crows]] modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the [[Fire Eater]] modification.
 
**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast]]''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the [[Siphon]] modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the [[Friend of Crows]] modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the [[Fire Eater]] modification.
 
**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]]''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
 
**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]]''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
  
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*[[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Rogue Waves]]''' blessing, granting the [[Repeating]] modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Rogue Waves]]''' blessing, granting the [[Repeating]] modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].  
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Hidden Power]]''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Hidden Power]]''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
 
**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together]]''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
 
**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together]]''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
 
   
 
   
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*[[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11]]
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**The Breath Mints were assigned the '''XIII''' [[Arcana]].
 
**The Breath Mints were assigned the '''XIII''' [[Arcana]].
  
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*[[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12]]
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**The Breath Mints received '''[[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]]''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.  
 
**The Breath Mints received '''[[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]]''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.  
 
**The Breath Mints then received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Revoke]]''' will, giving Nakamoto the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].  
 
**The Breath Mints then received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Revoke]]''' will, giving Nakamoto the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].  
 
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
 
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
  
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*[[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13]]
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**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''[[Season 13#Decrees|Free Will]]''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
 
**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''[[Season 13#Decrees|Free Will]]''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's [[Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
 
**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's [[Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
  
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*[[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14]]
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**[[The Meadow]] received the [[Crime Scene]] modifier as part of [[The Investigation]].
 
**[[The Meadow]] received the [[Crime Scene]] modifier as part of [[The Investigation]].
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
 
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
  
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*[[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
 
**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
  
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*[[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]]
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*{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Sweet Relief]]''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Sweet Relief]]''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
  
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*[[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 17#Blessings|Patchwork]]''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 17#Blessings|Patchwork]]''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
  
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*[[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?]]''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?]]''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
  
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*[[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
 
**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
  
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*[[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]]
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**[[Uncle Plasma]] finished their Undercover assignment with the [[Season_20#Tidings|completion]] of [[The Investigation]], leaving the Breath Mints and the [[ILB]], and becoming [[Legendary]].
 
**[[Uncle Plasma]] finished their Undercover assignment with the [[Season_20#Tidings|completion]] of [[The Investigation]], leaving the Breath Mints and the [[ILB]], and becoming [[Legendary]].
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution]]''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution]]''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
  
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*[[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and sending back [[Lucas Petty]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and sending back [[Lucas Petty]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]]''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[2x]] modification.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]]''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[2x]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Cluttered]]''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[Cluttered]] modification.
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Cluttered]]''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[Cluttered]] modification.
  
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*[[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]]
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''[[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
 
**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''[[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
 
**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
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**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]]''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]]''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification.
 
**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]]''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]]''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification.
  
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*[[Season 23#Election Results|Season 23]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]]''' Party Favor, gaining [[Roamless]] as a team modification.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]]''' Party Favor, gaining [[Roamless]] as a team modification.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 23#Blessings|Season 12: Uncle Indemnity]]''' blessing, adding [[Uncle Plasma IX]] to the pitching rotation.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 23#Blessings|Season 12: Uncle Indemnity]]''' blessing, adding [[Uncle Plasma IX]] to the pitching rotation.
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**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] won the '''[[Season 23#Blessings|Season 22: Gachapon]]''' blessing, recruiting [[Hops Chen]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
 
**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] won the '''[[Season 23#Blessings|Season 22: Gachapon]]''' blessing, recruiting [[Hops Chen]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
  
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*[[Season 24#Election Ballot|Season 24]]
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**There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.  
 
**There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.  
 
**After being [[Season 24#A Fiery Start|incinerated]] earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the [[Vault]].
 
**After being [[Season 24#A Fiery Start|incinerated]] earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the [[Vault]].

Revision as of 04:53, 16 January 2023

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. They were a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA until being incinerated on Season β24, Day 3. They then returned from the Hall of Flame, reached the Vault, before Blaseball was consumed by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Lawful Good Division of the Good League and then the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
  • Currently hidden

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Transferred

Incinerated

Feedbacked

Roamed

Redacted

Echoed into Static

Faded into Dust

Preserved in the Vault

Survived Team Incineration

Season Results

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Kansas City Breath Mints/History

  • Season β24
    • There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
    • After being incinerated earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the Vault.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.

Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.

Staff

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death
  • The Death Mints

Theme Song

Fresh by Kool & The Gang


Fan Culture

Know more about the Breath Mints' fan culture? Add it at Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture!

Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Select Chants

Team-Wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*

Player-Specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! (Rodriguez Internet)
  • MIME TIME!
  • No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
  • It's Mark o' Clark!
  • PDZ has got skin in the game!
  • Don't crowd the plate! Leave a spot! (PolkaDot Zavala throws a brush-back)

Rituals

  • Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season β7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
  • Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).


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