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*[[Jacob Haynes]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]], replaced by [[Hierophantic Foible]])
 
*[[Jacob Haynes]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]], replaced by [[Hierophantic Foible]])
 
*[[Lucas Petty]] (To the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21 elections]], replaced by [[Michelle Sportsman]])
 
*[[Lucas Petty]] (To the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21 elections]], replaced by [[Michelle Sportsman]])
*[[Michelle Sportsman]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]], replaced by [[Michelle Sportsman]])
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*[[Michelle Sportsman]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]], replaced by [[Jon Halifax]])
 
*[[Fynn Doyle]] (To the [[Seattle Garages]], [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]], no replacement)
 
*[[Fynn Doyle]] (To the [[Seattle Garages]], [[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]], no replacement)
  
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===Faded into Dust===
 
===Faded into Dust===
  
*[[Goodwin Morin IV]] ([[Season 19#Post Election|Season 19 elections]])
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*[[Goodwin Morin IV]] ([[Season 19#Post Election|Season 19 elections]], [[Season 22#Post Election|Season 22 elections]])
*[[Valentine Games III]] ([[Season 20#Post Election|Season 20 elections]])
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*[[Valentine Games III]] ([[Season 20#Post Election|Season 20 elections]], [[Season 22#Post Election|Season 22 elections]])
*[[Goodwin Morin IV]] ([[Season 22#Post Election|Season 22 elections]])
 
 
*[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] ([[Season 22#Post Election|Season 22 elections]])
 
*[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] ([[Season 22#Post Election|Season 22 elections]])
*[[Valentine Games III]] ([[Season 22#Post Election|Season 22 elections]])
 
  
 
==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
 
**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
 
**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the {{ModLink|On an Odyssey}} modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the {{ModLink|On an Odyssey}} modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
  
 
*[[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]]
 
*[[Season 20#Election Results|Season 20]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Take]]''' will, stealing [[Items|Wooden Necklace of the Feast]] from [[Frankie Hambone]] and giving it to [[Kina Larsen]], causing them to drop [[Items|Squiddish Jersey of the Famine]].
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Take]]''' will, stealing [[Items|Wooden Necklace of the Feast]] from [[Frankie Hambone]] and giving it to [[Kina Larsen]], causing them to drop [[Items|Squiddish Jersey of the Famine]].
**The [[Philly Pies]] received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Take]]''' will, stealing [[Items|Underhanded Limestone Ring]] from [[Winnie Hess]] and giving it to [[Jacoby Podcast]], causing them to drop [[Items|Flickering Bat]].
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**The [[Philly Pies]] received the '''Take''' will, stealing [[Items|Underhanded Limestone Ring]] from [[Winnie Hess]] and giving it to [[Jacoby Podcast]], causing them to drop [[Items|Flickering Bat]].
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution]]''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution]]''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
  
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]]''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the {{ModLink|2x}} modification.
 
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]]''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the {{ModLink|2x}} modification.
 
**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[NaN]] the {{ModLink|On an Odyssey}} modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
 
**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[NaN]] the {{ModLink|On an Odyssey}} modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Trader]]''' blessing, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the {{ModLink|Trader}} modification.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Trader]]''' blessing, giving Mooney Doctor II the {{ModLink|Trader}} modification.
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Cluttered]]''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the {{ModLink|Cluttered}} modification.
 
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Cluttered]]''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the {{ModLink|Cluttered}} modification.
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*[[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22]]
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''[[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 22#Wills|Take]]''' will, stealing [[Items|Hot Bat of Stamina]] from Jon Halifax and giving it to [[Marco Stink]], causing them to drop [[Items|Holey Necklace of the Famine]]. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then also received the '''Take''' will, stealing  the Hot Bat of Stamina again from Stink and giving it to [[Tiana Wheeler]], causing them to drop [[Items#Item_Replicas|Chorby's Soul II]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Autosave]]''' blessing, giving every player in their lineup the {{ModLink|Reload}} modification.
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**The Garages won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]]''' blessing, recruiting [[Fynn Doyle]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]]''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the {{ModLink|Skipping}} modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]]''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the {{ModLink|Subtractor}} modification.
  
 
==Team Overview==
 
==Team Overview==

Revision as of 21:52, 4 July 2021

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerated

Transferred

Feedback

Echoed into Static

Preserved in the Vault

Faded into Dust

Season Results

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Kansas City Breath Mints/History

  • Season 2
    • The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the Fourth Strike decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
    • The Breath Mints won the Wind Sprints blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.
    • The Breath Mints also won the Literal Arm Cannon blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of Axel Trololol.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.

Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.

Staff

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death
  • The Death Mints

Theme Song

Fresh by Kool & The Gang


Fan Culture

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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Select Chants

Team-Wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*

Player-Specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! (Rodriguez Internet)
  • MIME TIME!
  • No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
  • It's Mark o' Clark!
  • PDZ has got skin in the game!
  • Don't crowd the plate! Leave a spot! (PolkaDot Zavala throws a brush-back)

Rituals

  • Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season 7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
  • Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).


Fan Works

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