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===Expansion Era===
 
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jessica Telephone]])
 
*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jessica Telephone]])
 
*[[Lenny Spruce]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], Season 13 elections, replaced by [[Sutton Picklestein]])
 
*[[Lenny Spruce]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], Season 13 elections, replaced by [[Sutton Picklestein]])
*[[Sutton Picklestein]] (To the [[Hall of Flame]], Season 13 elections, [[Season_13#Sutton_Picklestein.27s_Necromancy|necromancy event]], replaced by [[Marquez Clark]])
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*[[Sutton Picklestein]] (To the [[Hall of Flame]], Season 13 elections, {{BetaSeason|13#Sutton_Picklestein.27s_Necromancy|necromancy event}}, replaced by [[Marquez Clark]])
 
*[[Joshua Watson]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Eizabeth Guerra]])
 
*[[Joshua Watson]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Eizabeth Guerra]])
 
*Jessica Telephone (To the [[Philly Pies]], Season 14 elections, replaced by [[Jode Preston]])
 
*Jessica Telephone (To the [[Philly Pies]], Season 14 elections, replaced by [[Jode Preston]])
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===Preserved in the Vault===
 
===Preserved in the Vault===
  
*[[Uncle Plasma]] ([[Season_20#Tidings|Season 20 elections]], [[Investigation]] completed)
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*[[Uncle Plasma]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Tidings|@ elections}}, [[Investigation]] completed)
 
*[[Nicholas Mora]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, [[ILB Semi-Centennial]])
 
*[[Nicholas Mora]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, [[ILB Semi-Centennial]])
  
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*{{BetaSeason|1#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|1#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher}}''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].  
**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher]]''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.  
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher}}''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.  
**A '''[[Season 1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement]]''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
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**A '''{{BetaSeason|1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement}}''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''[[Season 2#Decrees|Fourth Strike]]''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Decrees|Fourth Strike}}''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]]''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Wind Sprints}}''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.  
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon}}''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|3#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|3#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Summoning Circle]]''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|Summoning Circle}}''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
**The Breath Mints also won '''[[Season 3#Blessings|The Rack]]''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.  
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**The Breath Mints also won '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|The Rack}}''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.  
**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Vulture]]''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
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**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|Vulture}}''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|4#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|4#Election Results}}
**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]]''' decree. This resulted in [[Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
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**All teams were effected by the '''{{BetaSeason|4#Decrees|Alternate Reality}}''' decree. This resulted in [[Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms]]''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms}}''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results}}
**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''[[Season 5#Decrees|High Filter]]''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
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**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''{{BetaSeason|5#Decrees|High Filter}}''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy]]''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy}}''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|6#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|6#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Headliners]]''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|Headliners}}''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].  
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Spin Attack]]''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|Spin Attack}}''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|7#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|7#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''[[Season 7#Decrees|Bless Off]]''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
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**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''{{BetaSeason|7#Decrees|Bless Off}}''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
**The Breath Mints received [[Targeted Shame]] for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''[[Season 7#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
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**The Breath Mints received [[Targeted Shame]] for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''{{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|8#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|8#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Party Line]]''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Party Line}}''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].  
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Divisional Swap]]''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Divisional Swap}}''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|9#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|9#Election Results}}
**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast]]''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the [[Siphon]] modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the [[Friend of Crows]] modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the [[Fire Eater]] modification.
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**All teams were effected by the '''{{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|Forecast}}''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the [[Siphon]] modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the [[Friend of Crows]] modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the [[Fire Eater]] modification.
**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]]''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
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**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''{{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble}}''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''{{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|10#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|10#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Rogue Waves]]''' blessing, granting the [[Repeating]] modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Rogue Waves}}''' blessing, granting the [[Repeating]] modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].  
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Hidden Power]]''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Hidden Power}}''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together]]''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together}}''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
 
   
 
   
 
*{{BetaSeason|11#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|11#Election Results}}
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*{{BetaSeason|12#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|12#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received '''[[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]]''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.  
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**The Breath Mints received '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Infuse}}''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.  
**The Breath Mints then received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Revoke]]''' will, giving Nakamoto the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].  
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Revoke}}''' will, giving Nakamoto the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].  
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Plunder}}''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|13#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|13#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''[[Season 13#Decrees|Free Will]]''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
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**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Decrees|Free Will}}''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Stew Briggs]] the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Houston Spies]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Revoke}}''' will, giving [[Stew Briggs]] the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Houston Spies]].
**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's [[Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
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**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Plunder}}''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's [[Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|14#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|14#Election Results}}
 
**[[The Meadow]] received the [[Crime Scene]] modifier as part of [[The Investigation]].
 
**[[The Meadow]] received the [[Crime Scene]] modifier as part of [[The Investigation]].
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Infuse]]''' will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]] from {{Star Change|16.4|20.7}}.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Infuse}}''' will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]] from {{Star Change|16.4|20.7}}.
**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|15#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|15#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
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**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Transfuse}}''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Transfuse}}''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Caps Supply Run]]''' blessing, gaining several [[items]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|Caps Supply Run}}''' blessing, gaining several [[items]].
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Sweet Relief]]''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|Sweet Relief}}''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|17#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|17#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
**The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then won the '''[[Season 17#Blessings|Strange Attractor]]''' blessing, stealing Wheeler from the Breath Mints with no replacement.
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**The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then won the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|Strange Attractor}}''' blessing, stealing Wheeler from the Breath Mints with no replacement.
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 17#Blessings|Patchwork]]''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|Patchwork}}''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?]]''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?}}''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Infuse}}''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Revoke}}''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}
**[[Uncle Plasma]] finished their Undercover assignment with the [[Season_20#Tidings|completion]] of [[The Investigation]], leaving the Breath Mints and the [[ILB]], and becoming [[Legendary]].
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**[[Uncle Plasma]] finished their Undercover assignment with the {{BetaSeason|20#Tidings|completion}} of [[The Investigation]], leaving the Breath Mints and the [[ILB]], and becoming [[Legendary]].
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 20#Wills|Take]]''' will, stealing [[Items|Wooden Necklace of the Feast]] from [[Frankie Hambone]] and giving it to [[Kina Larsen]], causing them to drop [[Items|Squiddish Jersey of the Famine]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Take}}''' will, stealing [[Items|Wooden Necklace of the Feast]] from [[Frankie Hambone]] and giving it to [[Kina Larsen]], causing them to drop [[Items|Squiddish Jersey of the Famine]].
 
**The [[Philly Pies]] received the '''Take''' will, stealing [[Items|Underhanded Limestone Ring]] from [[Winnie Hess]] and giving it to [[Jacoby Podcast]], causing them to drop [[Items|Flickering Bat]].
 
**The [[Philly Pies]] received the '''Take''' will, stealing [[Items|Underhanded Limestone Ring]] from [[Winnie Hess]] and giving it to [[Jacoby Podcast]], causing them to drop [[Items|Flickering Bat]].
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution]]''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution}}''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and sending back [[Lucas Petty]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and sending back [[Lucas Petty]] in exchange.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]]''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[2x]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Magnify}}''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[2x]] modification.
**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received the '''[[Season 21#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[NaN]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Shadow Revoke}}''' will, giving [[NaN]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Trader]]''' blessing, giving Mooney Doctor II the [[Trader]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Trader}}''' blessing, giving Mooney Doctor II the [[Trader]] modification.
**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 21#Blessings|Cluttered]]''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[Cluttered]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Cluttered}}''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[Cluttered]] modification.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}
**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''[[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
 
**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
 
**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 22#Wills|Take]]''' will, stealing [[Items|Hot Bat of Stamina]] from Jon Halifax and giving it to [[Marco Stink]], causing them to drop [[Items|Holey Necklace of the Famine]]. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then also received the '''Take''' will, stealing  the Hot Bat of Stamina again from Stink and giving it to [[Tiana Wheeler]], causing them to drop [[Items#Item_Replicas|Chorby's Soul II]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Take}}''' will, stealing [[Items|Hot Bat of Stamina]] from Jon Halifax and giving it to [[Marco Stink]], causing them to drop [[Items|Holey Necklace of the Famine]]. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then also received the '''Take''' will, stealing  the Hot Bat of Stamina again from Stink and giving it to [[Tiana Wheeler]], causing them to drop [[Items#Item_Replicas|Chorby's Soul II]].
**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Autosave]]''' blessing, giving every player in their lineup the [[Reload]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Autosave}}''' blessing, giving every player in their lineup the [[Reload]] modification.
**The Garages won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]]''' blessing, recruiting [[Fynn Doyle]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The Garages won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Gachapon}}''' blessing, recruiting [[Fynn Doyle]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]]''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''[[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]]''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification.
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**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Record Scratch}}''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance}}''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification.
  
 
*{{BetaSeason|23#Election Results}}
 
*{{BetaSeason|23#Election Results}}
**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]]''' Party Favor, gaining [[Roamless]] as a team modification.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate}}''' Party Favor, gaining [[Roamless]] as a team modification.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Uncle Indemnity}}''' blessing, adding [[Uncle Plasma IX]] to the pitching rotation.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Uncle Indemnity}}''' blessing, adding [[Uncle Plasma IX]] to the pitching rotation.
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Set the Table}}''' blessing, moving [[Winnie Hess]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
 
**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Set the Table}}''' blessing, moving [[Winnie Hess]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
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*{{BetaSeason|24#Election Ballot}}
 
**There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.  
 
**There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.  
**After being [[Season 24#A Fiery Start|incinerated]] earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the [[Vault]].
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**After being {{BetaSeason|24#A Fiery Start|incinerated}} earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the [[Vault]].
  
 
==Team Overview==
 
==Team Overview==

Revision as of 21:00, 23 January 2023

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. They were a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA until being incinerated on Season β24, Day 3. They then returned from the Hall of Flame, reached the Vault, before Blaseball was consumed by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Lawful Good Division of the Good League and then the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Transferred

Incinerated

Feedbacked

Roamed

Redacted

Echoed into Static

Faded into Dust

Preserved in the Vault

Survived Team Incineration

Season Results

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Kansas City Breath Mints/History

  • Season β24
    • There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
    • After being incinerated earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the Vault.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.

Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.

Staff

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death
  • The Death Mints

Theme Song

Fresh by Kool & The Gang


Fan Culture

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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Select Chants

Team-Wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*

Player-Specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! (Rodriguez Internet)
  • MIME TIME!
  • No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
  • It's Mark o' Clark!
  • PDZ has got skin in the game!
  • Don't crowd the plate! Leave a spot! (PolkaDot Zavala throws a brush-back)

Rituals

  • Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season β7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
  • Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).


Fan Works

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