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The '''Kansas City Breath Mints''' are a Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]].  
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The '''Kansas City Breath Mints''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. They were a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season AA]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3. They then returned from the [[Hall of Flame]], reached the [[Vault]], before Blaseball was consumed by the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]], before finally returning in [[Fall Ball]]. They previously played in the Lawful Good Division of the [[Good League]] and then the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]].
  
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==
===Lineup===
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|lineup=
===Rotation===
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*[[Ji-Eun Jasper]]
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*[[Lorcan Smaht]]
===Bench===
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*[[Jesse Tredwell]]
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*[[Cote Rodgers]]
===Bullpen===
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*[[Stretch Sutton]]
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*[[Noah Gordon]]
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*[[Tiara Xidoufen]]
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*[[Ayanna Dumpington]]
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*[[Brooklyn Nottingham]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[August Sky]] (buried)}}
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|rotation=
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*[[Hops Chen]]
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*[[Conrad Twelve]]
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*[[Hatfield Suzuki]]
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*[[Plums Blather]]
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*[[Reese Harrington]]
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|shadows=
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*[[Mindy Kugel]]
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}}
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===Expansion Era===
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{{RosterDisplay}}
  
 
==Former Players==
 
==Former Players==
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===Transferred===
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*[[PolkaDot Patterson]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], {{BetaSeason|1#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Winnie Hess]])
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*[[Axel Trololol]] (To the [[Chicago Firefighters]], {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Atlas Guerra]])
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*[[Jessica Telephone]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], Season 12 elections, replaced by [[Joshua Watson]])
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jessica Telephone]])
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*[[Lenny Spruce]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], Season 13 elections, replaced by [[Sutton Picklestein]])
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*[[Sutton Picklestein]] (To the [[Hall of Flame]], Season 13 elections, {{BetaSeason|13#Sutton_Picklestein.27s_Necromancy|necromancy event}}, replaced by [[Marquez Clark]])
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*[[Joshua Watson]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Eizabeth Guerra]])
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*Jessica Telephone (To the [[Philly Pies]], Season 14 elections, replaced by [[Jode Preston]])
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*[[Oscar Vaughan]] (To the [[New York Millennials]], {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Uncle Plasma]])
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*[[Tiana Wheeler]] (To the [[Yellowstone Magic]], {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, no replacement)
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*[[Hierophantic Foible]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jacob Haynes]])
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*[[Jacob Haynes]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Hierophantic Foible]])
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*[[Lucas Petty]] (To the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Michelle Sportsman]])
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*[[Michelle Sportsman]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jon Halifax]])
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*[[Fynn Doyle]] (To the [[Seattle Garages]], Season 22 elections, no replacement)
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*[[Hops Chen]] (To the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}, no replacement)
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===Incinerated===
 
===Incinerated===
  
*[[Whit Steakknife]] ([[Season 4]], Day 14; replaced by [[Stew Briggs]])
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*[[Whit Steakknife]] ({{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 14; replaced by [[Stew Briggs]])
 
*[[Eduardo Ingram]] (Season 4, Day 55; replaced by [[Lenny Spruce]])
 
*[[Eduardo Ingram]] (Season 4, Day 55; replaced by [[Lenny Spruce]])
*[[Boyfriend Monreal]] ([[Season 7]], Day 96; replaced by [[Pudge Nakamoto]])
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*[[Boyfriend Monreal]] ({{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 96; replaced by [[Pudge Nakamoto]])
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*[[Hewitt Best]] ({{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 70; replaced by [[Trinity Roche]])
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*[[Helga Washington]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 63; replaced by [[Ryuji Ngozi]])
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*[[Jon Halifax]] (Season 23, Day 63; replaced by [[Khulan Sagaba]])
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===Feedbacked===
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*[[Dickerson Morse]] ({{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 63; swapped with [[Marco Stink]] of the [[Dallas Steaks]])
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*[[Sandie Carver]] ({{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 15; swapped with [[Fynn Doyle]] of the [[New York Millennials]])
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===Roamed===
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*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] (To the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Revoked)
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*[[Stew Briggs]] (To the [[Houston Spies]], {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Revoked)
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*[[Dunlap Figueroa]] (To the [[Core Mechanics]], {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 90)
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*Dunlap Figueroa (To the [[Tokyo Lift]], Season 23, Day 117)
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*[[Bright Zimmerman]] (To the [[Philly Pies]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}})
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*[[NaN]] (To the Philly Pies, Season 23 elections)
  
===Transferred===
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===Redacted===
  
*[[PolkaDot Patterson]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], end of Season 1, replaced by [[Winnie Hess]])
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*[[Brisket Friendo]] ({{BetaSeason|13}}, [[Schedule|Gods' Day]], [[The_Investigation#A_Disappearance|Investigation]] event)
*[[Axel Trololol]] (To the [[Chicago Firefighters]], end of Season 3, replaced by [[Atlas Guerra]])
 
*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] (To the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], no replacement)
 
*[[Jessica Telephone]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], replaced by [[Joshua Watson]])
 
*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], replaced by [[Jessica Telephone]])
 
*[[Stew Briggs]] (To the [[Houston Spies]], [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], no replacement)
 
*[[Lenny Spruce]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], replaced by [[Sutton Picklestein]])
 
*[[Sutton Picklestein]] (To the [[Hall of Flame]], [[Season_13#Sutton_Picklestein.27s_Necromancy|necromancy event]], replaced by [[Marquez Clark]])
 
*[[Joshua Watson]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], replaced by [[Eizabeth Guerra]])
 
*Jessica Telephone (To the [[Philly Pies]], [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], replaced by [[Jode Preston]])
 
*[[Oscar Vaughan]] (To the [[New York Millennials]], [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], replaced by [[Uncle Plasma]])
 
*[[Tiana Wheeler]] (To the [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], no replacement)
 
  
===Feedback===
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===Echoed into Static===
  
*[[Dickerson Morse]] ([[Season 8]], Day 63; swapped with [[Marco Stink]] of the [[Dallas Steaks]])
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*[[Wyatt Mason XIII]] ({{BetaSeason|14#The Second Wyatt Masoning}}, Day 84)
*[[Sandie Carver]] ([[Season 17]], Day 15; swapped with [[Fynn Doyle]] of the [[New York Millennials]])
 
  
===Shadows Transactions===
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===Faded into Dust===
  
*[[Atlas Guerra]] ([[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8 elections]]; replaced by [[Mooney Doctor II]])
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*[[Goodwin Morin IV]] ({{BetaSeason|19#Post Election|@ elections}}, {{BetaSeason|22#Post Election|@ elections}})
*[[Marquez Clark]] ([[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]]; replaced by [[Helga Washington]])
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*[[Valentine Games III]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Post Election|@ elections}}, {{BetaSeason|22#Post Election|@ elections}})
*[[Grey Alvarado]] ([[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]]; replaced by [[Kina Larsen]])
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Post Election|@ elections}})
*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] ([[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]]; no replacement)
 
*[[Fynn Doyle]] ([[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]]; no replacement)
 
*Marquez Clark ([[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]]; replaced by [[Tiana Wheeler]])
 
  
==Season Results==
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===Preserved in the Vault===
<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
 
  
===Season 1: Blessing in Disguise===
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*[[Uncle Plasma]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Tidings|@ elections}}, [[Investigation]] completed)
Finishing in third in their division with a record of 47-52 after a valiant effort in the [[Season 1|first Blaseball season]], the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.
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*[[Nicholas Mora]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, [[ILB Semi-Centennial]])
  
Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, [[PolkaDot Patterson]], undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher [[Winnie Hess]].
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===Survived Team Incineration===
  
Now free from the stinky air of the [[Crabitat]], Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor. 
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*[[Rodriguez Internet]] (To the [[Oxford Paws]], {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3)
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*[[Leach Ingram]] (To the Oxford Paws, Season 24, Day 3)
  
===Season 2: A Regular Old Guy... For Now===
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==Season Results==
In the following [[Season 2]], the Kansas City Breath Mints went 41-58. Following a second season where the Mints placed in the bottom four, fan-organized voting (anecdotally referred to as The Process) supported by a litany of statistical tools and psy-ops strategies begat outcomes that could hardly be better for our fresh players.
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
  
First, the Fourth Strike [[decree]] passed, granting an arcane rule-change to the hitters of the KCBMs that is sure to bring them straight into the postseason. Then, spirits from the Wind Realm (the ''Wind Sprints'' [[blessing]]) visited the training camp, and, pleased with what they saw, and always striving to make every plane they visit fresher, bestowed their elemental powers unto the Mints - making their baserunning increase by a whopping 15%.
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*{{BetaSeason|1#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher}}''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].  
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher}}''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.
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**A '''{{BetaSeason|1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement}}''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
  
And finally, [[Axel Trololol]], the Mints' very own regular old guy who loves cars and beers - and who hides a dark prehensile secret - suddenly came one step closer to his dream of himself becoming a car, by having his pitching arm replaced with a Literal Arm Cannon. Pressed for comment, Axel said "Actually my name's Alex".  
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*{{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Decrees|Fourth Strike}}''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Wind Sprints}}''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon}}''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
  
===Season 3===
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*{{BetaSeason|3#Election Results}}
In [[Season 3]], the Mints ended at 49-50. As a result of the end-of-season elections, the Mints gained the blessings ''The Rack'' (defensive increase) and ''Summoning Circle'', which randomized the hitting attributes of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|Summoning Circle}}''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
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**The Breath Mints also won '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|The Rack}}''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.
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**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|Vulture}}''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
  
More notably, resident 5-star pitcher [[Axel Trololol]] was sent to the [[Chicago Firefighters]], where he will fulfill his dream of becoming a fire truck. In exchange, Chicago sent back [[Atlas Guerra]], reuniting them with their sibling [[Eizabeth Guerra]].  
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*{{BetaSeason|4#Election Results}}
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**All teams were effected by the '''{{BetaSeason|4#Decrees|Alternate Reality}}''' decree. This resulted in [[Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms}}''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
  
====Notable Games====
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*{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results}}
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**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''{{BetaSeason|5#Decrees|High Filter}}''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy}}''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
  
*'''Stealing From Thieves ''' '''''(Season 3, Day 57, Game 3) -''''' After reaching a near-hopeless point differential of 10-3 against the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], the rogue incineration of Thieve's pitcher [[Matteo Prestige]] led to a 2-run home run by [[Boyfriend Monreal]], kicking off a stirring rally from the Mints offense. After sitting at 15-15 at the bottom of the 8th inning, the Mints ended the game, and the day, with a [[Shame|Grand Shame]]. Final Score: 21-16 Mints.
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*{{BetaSeason|6#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|Headliners}}''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|Spin Attack}}''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
  
===Season 4: The Reverb===
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*{{BetaSeason|7#Election Results}}
The Mints ended [[Season 4]] at 48-51, at 13th in the league and 4th in the Lawful Good. They were granted the blessing '''Non-Dominant Arms''', which buffed their pitching rotation by 13%.  
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**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''{{BetaSeason|7#Decrees|Bless Off}}''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
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**The Breath Mints received [[Targeted Shame]] for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''{{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
  
Additionally, [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]] had their stats randomized due to the passing of the '''Alternative Reality''' decree. Both players’ star ratings were slightly lowered, a disappointing--but salvageable--hit. Due to this dimension interference, Rod.net’s url was changed to Rod.com, as he began developing advertisements. Oscar Vaughan seemed to have split himself in two, most likely to maximize his time at home with his husband.  
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*{{BetaSeason|8#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Party Line}}''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Divisional Swap}}''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
  
===Season 5: The Horse Era===
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*{{BetaSeason|9#Election Results}}
The Mints ended [[Season 5]] at 51-48, barely missing the playoffs, being tied at 4th in the [[Good League]] with the [[Dallas Steaks]]. As the Steaks are ahead of the Mints in [[Divine Favor]], the Mints were left behind in [[Party Time]] as the Steaks advanced to playoffs. Nonetheless, the Mints ended the season with more than 50 wins for the first time.
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**All teams were effected by the '''{{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|Forecast}}''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the [[Siphon]] modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the [[Friend of Crows]] modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the [[Fire Eater]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''{{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble}}''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''{{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
  
The season had a lot of good games for the Mints, including a sweep of the [[New York Millennials]], winning three games in a row on Day 46, 47, and 48, and a 8-0 game against the [[Chicago Firefighters]] on Day 93, scoring a whopping seven runs in the span of two minutes on the top of the 8th inning.
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*{{BetaSeason|10#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Rogue Waves}}''' blessing, granting the [[Repeating]] modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Hidden Power}}''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together}}''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
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*{{BetaSeason|11#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints were assigned the '''XIII''' [[Arcana]].
  
===Season 6: The Death Era===
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*{{BetaSeason|12#Election Results}}
The Mints ended [[Season 6]] at 55-44, making it to the playoffs as the 3rd seed of the [[Mild League]]. They lost to the [[Hades Tigers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals.
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**The Breath Mints received '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Infuse}}''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Revoke}}''' will, giving Nakamoto the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Plunder}}''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
  
In the [[Season 6#Election Results | Season 6 elections]], the Mints received the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Headliners''']] and [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Spin Attack''']] blessings.
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*{{BetaSeason|13#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Decrees|Free Will}}''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Revoke}}''' will, giving [[Stew Briggs]] the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Houston Spies]].
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**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Plunder}}''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's [[Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
  
===Season 8===
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*{{BetaSeason|14#Election Results}}
The Breath Mints were swapped into the Mild Low division after the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''Divisional Swap''' blessing in the [[Season 8#election|Season 8 election]].
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**[[The Meadow]] received the [[Crime Scene]] modifier as part of [[The Investigation]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Infuse}}''' will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]] from {{Star Change|16.4|20.7}}.
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
  
===Season 9===
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*{{BetaSeason|15#Election Results}}
Following the results of the [[Season 9#election|Season 9 election]], the Breath Mints were subject to the Fifth Base and Targeted Shame.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
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**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Transfuse}}''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
  
===Season 10===
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*{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], the Breath Mints won the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Rogue Waves''']] and [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Hidden Power''']] blessings. They also benefited from the effects of the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Shadow Ban Together''']] blessing won by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], boosting their shadows by 3%.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Transfuse}}''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|Caps Supply Run}}''' blessing, gaining several [[items]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|Sweet Relief}}''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
  
===Season 11===
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*{{BetaSeason|17#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Breath Mints were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XIII'''.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
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**The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then won the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|Strange Attractor}}''' blessing, stealing Wheeler from the Breath Mints with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|Patchwork}}''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
  
===Season 12===
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*{{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Breath Mints received '''Enrich''' and '''Revoke''' as wills, boosting [[Pudge Nakamoto]]'s stats from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}} total, then Revoking them, giving them the '''Roamin'''' modification, before they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Additionally, [[Jessica Telephone]] was swapped to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] due to the Wings winning the will '''Plunder''', sending back [[Joshua Watson]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?}}''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
  
===Season 13===
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*{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Breath Mints benefited from the [[Season 13#Decrees|'''Free Will''']] decree, receiving three wills instead of two. These were [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']], trading [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] for [[Jessica Telephone]]; [[Season 13#Wills|'''Revoke''']], giving [[Stew Briggs]] the [[Modifications|Roamin']] modification and sending them to the [[Houston Spies]], and [[Season 13#Wills|'''Plunder''']], trading [[Lenny Spruce]] to the [[Boston Flowers]] for a newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]]. However, Picklestein's [[Modifications|Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Infuse}}''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
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**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Revoke}}''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
  
===Season 14===
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*{{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]], and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]]. Additionally, [[Jessica Telephone]] was swapped to the [[Philly Pies]] due to the Pie's '''Plunder''' will, sending back [[Jode Preston]].
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**[[Uncle Plasma]] finished their Undercover assignment with the {{BetaSeason|20#Tidings|completion}} of [[The Investigation]], leaving the Breath Mints and the [[ILB]], and becoming [[Legendary]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Take}}''' will, stealing [[Items|Wooden Necklace of the Feast]] from [[Frankie Hambone]] and giving it to [[Kina Larsen]], causing them to drop [[Items|Squiddish Jersey of the Famine]].
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**The [[Philly Pies]] received the '''Take''' will, stealing [[Items|Underhanded Limestone Ring]] from [[Winnie Hess]] and giving it to [[Jacoby Podcast]], causing them to drop [[Items|Flickering Bat]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution}}''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
  
===Season 15===
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*{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season), and the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching at the cost of some of their baserunning.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and sending back [[Lucas Petty]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Magnify}}''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[2x]] modification.
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**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Shadow Revoke}}''' will, giving [[NaN]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Trader}}''' blessing, giving Mooney Doctor II the [[Trader]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Cluttered}}''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[Cluttered]] modification.
  
===Season 16===
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*{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement, and the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting at the cost of some of their pitching. The Breath Mints also received two blessings, bringing out [[Sandie Turner]] from the shadows and into the rotation with their '''[[Season 16#Election Results|Sweet Relief]]''' blessing, and gaining several [[Items]] with their '''[[Season 16#Election Results|Caps Supply Run]]''' blessing.
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Take}}''' will, stealing [[Items|Hot Bat of Stamina]] from Jon Halifax and giving it to [[Marco Stink]], causing them to drop [[Items|Holey Necklace of the Famine]]. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then also received the '''Take''' will, stealing  the Hot Bat of Stamina again from Stink and giving it to [[Tiana Wheeler]], causing them to drop [[Items#Item_Replicas|Chorby's Soul II]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Autosave}}''' blessing, giving every player in their lineup the [[Reload]] modification.
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**The Garages won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Gachapon}}''' blessing, recruiting [[Fynn Doyle]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Record Scratch}}''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance}}''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification.
  
===Season 17===
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*{{BetaSeason|23#Election Results}}
In the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement, and the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]]. Wheeler was then immediately traded to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] with no return trade via the Magic's [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Strange Attractor''']] blessing. The Breath Mints brought out [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the shadows and into the lineup with their '''[[Season 17#Election Results|Patchwork]]''' blessing.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate}}''' Party Favor, gaining [[Roamless]] as a team modification.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Uncle Indemnity}}''' blessing, adding [[Uncle Plasma IX]] to the pitching rotation.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Set the Table}}''' blessing, moving [[Winnie Hess]] from the rotation to the lineup.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Underhanded}}''' blessing, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[Underhanded]] modification, and the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Big Head Mode}}''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[2x]] and [[Ego|Ego+]] modifications.
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**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Gachapon}}''' blessing, recruiting [[Hops Chen]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
  
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*{{BetaSeason|24#Election Ballot}}
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**There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
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**After being {{BetaSeason|24#A Fiery Start|incinerated}} earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the [[Vault]].
  
 
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===Rituals===
 
===Rituals===
  
*Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed ''Not Nice Day'', in remembrance of [[Boyfriend Monreal]], who was incinerated on Day 96 of [[Season 7]]. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the ''Death Mints''.
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*Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed ''Not Nice Day'', in remembrance of [[Boyfriend Monreal]], who was incinerated on Day 96 of {{BetaSeason|7}}. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the ''Death Mints''.
 
*Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned '''<u>AT ALL</u>''' by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own ''significantly'' more expensive brand-name knives at the park).
 
*Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned '''<u>AT ALL</u>''' by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own ''significantly'' more expensive brand-name knives at the park).
  
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Revision as of 21:00, 23 January 2023

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. They were a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA until being incinerated on Season β24, Day 3. They then returned from the Hall of Flame, reached the Vault, before Blaseball was consumed by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Lawful Good Division of the Good League and then the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Transferred

Incinerated

Feedbacked

Roamed

Redacted

Echoed into Static

Faded into Dust

Preserved in the Vault

Survived Team Incineration

Season Results

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Kansas City Breath Mints/History

  • Season β24
    • There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
    • After being incinerated earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the Vault.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.

Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.

Staff

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death
  • The Death Mints

Theme Song

Fresh by Kool & The Gang


Fan Culture

Know more about the Breath Mints' fan culture? Add it at Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture!

Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Select Chants

Team-Wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*

Player-Specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! (Rodriguez Internet)
  • MIME TIME!
  • No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
  • It's Mark o' Clark!
  • PDZ has got skin in the game!
  • Don't crowd the plate! Leave a spot! (PolkaDot Zavala throws a brush-back)

Rituals

  • Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season β7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
  • Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).


Fan Works

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Looking for art for an individual player? Check out the Fan Works section on their page!