Justice Spoon

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Justice Spoon is a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the Return of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Spoon joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 4 Election , Spoon was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. Their stats were completely randomized as a result of the decree.

On Season 5, Day 30, Spoon became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season 5 elections, Spoon's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season 9, Day 24, Spoon's baserunning ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Hendricks Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 9, Day 57, Spoon swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. This reduced their batting from to , their pitching from to 0, their baserunning from to , and their defense from to .

During the Season 9 election, Spoon received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Spoon played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.

During the Season 18 Earlsiesta Spoon was given the Negative modification as part of the season's tarot reading.

During the Season 18 elections Spoon was alternated a second time and arrived with the Undertaker modification as a result of the Firefighters' Alternate Trust will.

On Season 22, Day 58, Spoon retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alx Keming at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Justice Spoon Files

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Appearance

Justice "Injustice" Spoon always wears her Dual Eyepatches of Evil, one over each of her eyes.

Justice is a statue carved from a block of basalt. In good weather, careful or gifted observers may faintly see her aura of pure evil.

History

Justice Spoon is completely, unshakably devoted to the cause of evil. As such, Spoon enjoys pulling elaborate, but ultimately harmless pranks on her teammates, and only communicates by telling lies. Though her habits and idiosyncratic pattern of speech initially confused her teammates, the Firefighters now agree that in spite of being a single-minded agent of evil, Spoon is a generally pleasant, kind, and caring person.

As a result of the Alternate Reality decree passed at the conclusion of Season β4, Justice "Injustice" Spoon was replaced by an alternate Justice Spoon. The fate of the original is unknown.

Trivia

  • Justice loves to snuggle, especially with their spouse Whit Steakknife, who is a knife.
  • They only listen to Justice.
  • They are incapable of playing the spoons, as they have no rhythm.
  • They only ever wear Justice-brand sportswear.
  • Justice is either incapable of sleep or simply does not wish to.

Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Justice Spoon tag on AO3.

  • unforecasted by waltztangocache - Justice Spoon deals with receiving the Fire Eater modification.

Games

Fanart


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