Juice Collins

Juice Collins
Art by @sicnin
Basic Information
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Former Team(s)	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.0)
Pitching	(4.4)
Defense	(5.1)
Running	(3.6)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	Rubber Concrete Glove of Wisdom 5/6 ●
Dates Active	Aug 6, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Congealing
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	78
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Species	Cocktail
Personal Relationships
Sexuality	Lesbian

Juice Collins is a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since Season 22 elections. Collins has previously played for the San Francisco Lovers.

Official League Records

Collins joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays on Season 3, Day 76, after the incineration of Sebastian Sunshine.

Despite only starting play much of the way through Season 3, Collins still managed 106 plate appearances with a 0.386 batting average, ranking #1 in the league.

During the Fridays' Season 7, Day 92 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Collins partied and received a boost to all stats.

Collins stole 24 bases in Season 9, tied for 8th in the league.

During the Coffee Cup, Collins played for FWXBC as a pitcher.

During the Season 15 elections, Collins became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season 17 elections, Collins' pitching increased from 4.4 → 5.8 and defense decreased 3.3 → 3 as a result of the Fridays' Transfuse will.

On Day 39 of Season 20, Collins pitched a perfect game with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs.

On Season 21 Day 71, Collins was exchanged to the San Francisco Lovers due to Feedback. Collins was replaced by King Roland.

Collins was traded back to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for King Roland during the Season 22 elections via the Fridays' Equivalent Exchange will. Collins' star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Rotation Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Collins becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.

On Season 23, Day 93, Collins retreated to the Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Don Mitchell at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the Ratified Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Appearance

Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the Los Angeles Tacos after Fridays veterans Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday reached down and guided the snack specialist's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.

Frequent Trips to Elsewhere

Juice Collins was the first member of the Hawai’i Fridays to make multiple trips Elsewhere due to the Immateria flooding. It is speculated that her liquid nature makes it easier for her to navigate these floods. Upon her return, she spoke of leading tours through the Elsewhere and, we quote, “scamming Elsewhere tourists”, at which point she was quickly shushed by other members of her team. Juice Collins has never committed a crime (as far as you know).

Recipe

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Fan Works

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  Juice Collins jumbotron graphic by @Oceanity

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  Snapshot of the day Juice Collins was brought to life

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  Tlopps card by @JoeHasSpoken

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  By Hummingbelle

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  art by @sicnin

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  art by @RPonsell

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  Collins pitching for FWXBC. art by @MaliceAmidst

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  Juicy in colored pencils by @MaliceAmidst

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  A traditional drawing of Juice by @Malice-amidst