Jon Halifax

Jon Halifax
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Baltimore Crabs, Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.4)
Pitching	(3.6)
Defense	(3.1)
Running	(2.0)
Modifications	UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
Items	Golden Rock Sunglasses ●●●●
Dates Active	Apr 19, 2021–Jul 21, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Knitting
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	95

Jon Halifax was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until being incinerated on Season β23, Day 63. Halifax also played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Halifax joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs on Season β17, Day 2 after the incineration of Luis Acevedo.

On Season β18, Day 42, Halifax retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Parker Meng via the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine. On Day 108, Halifax joined the Crabs' lineup in exchange for Pedro Davids via the Ratified Voicemail.

Halifax was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Michelle Sportsman during the Season β22 elections via the Crabs' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

Over the course of Season β23 until Day 63, Halifax entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows four times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup. On Day 63, Halifax was incinerated and replaced by Khulan Sagaba.

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Box of Jon Halifax Files

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Jon Halifax is the uncle of former star pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias and current star batter for the Tokyo Lift, Ankle Halifax. He wanted to watch his sibling’s kid play in the Bubble. Unfortunately for Halifax, he got dragged into pitching for the Baltimore Crabs after the tragic death of Luis Acevedo. As a result, he went to Baltimore with a cranky attitude that continued even after being shadowed and voicemailed in for beloved batter Pedro Davids. However, Halifax usually isn’t this cranky and selfish. In fact, he is quite a loving uncle to Ankle. After seeing Ankle play in the finals against the Breath Mints, Halifax decided to play for a team that could be the best...or something. So, he booked himself a ticket to Kansas City and convinced Max Betmint to let Halifax pitch again. Halifax’s arguments for this were that he pitched badly on the Crabs but a few more dips into the shadows and he’ll be a star...or something. Also, the Mints needed someone to be a sort of uncle figure on the team. So, Betmint agreed and Halifax’s playing career began anew again, now with a fresh start on his own terms.

Fan Works

Jon Halifax is the subject of the following written works:

the kansas city dispatches by Cori

Gallery

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  Art by DSJ

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  Jon Mini by DSJ

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  Jon by Horseizontal

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  Jon taking the bar exam, by Cori

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  Jon with his bazooka by Cori

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  Jon after committing a data crime, by Cori

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  Art by DSJ

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  Jon faces off against Silvaire Roadhouse. By Cori

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  Jon and Marco Stink. By Cori

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  Jon by Cori

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  Jon mini by HetreaSky

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  Helga Washington transferring instability to Jon by @gaymaul

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  Jon makes a grave mistake, by Cori

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  Jon by fwiphy for Art Fight

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