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During the Flowers' [[Season 7]], Day 86 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Haynes [[Party Time|partied]] and received a {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a {{Star Rating|1.0}}-star boost to defense.
 
During the Flowers' [[Season 7]], Day 86 game against the [[Houston Spies]], Haynes [[Party Time|partied]] and received a {{Star Rating|0.5}}-star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a {{Star Rating|1.0}}-star boost to defense.
  
On [[Season 8]], Day 74, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by [[Joshua Butt]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]] due to Blooddrain. This decreased Haynes’ defense stat from ★★  to ★.
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On [[Season 8]], Day 74, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by [[Joshua Butt]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]] due to Blooddrain, decreasing it from ★★  to ★.
  
On Season 8, Day 90, Haynes’ pitching ability was siphoned by [[Sixpack Santiago]] of the [[Miami Dale]] due to Blooddrain. This decreased Haynes' pitching stat from ★★★½  to ★★★.
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On Season 8, Day 90, Haynes’ pitching ability was siphoned by [[Sixpack Santiago]] of the [[Miami Dale]] due to Blooddrain, decreasing it from ★★★½  to ★★★.
  
 
At the end of [[Season 9]], the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Mutually Arising]] blessing, resulting in an increase in baserunning from ★½  to ★★ and defense from ★ to ★½.
 
At the end of [[Season 9]], the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Mutually Arising]] blessing, resulting in an increase in baserunning from ★½  to ★★ and defense from ★ to ★½.
  
On [[Season 10]], Day 62, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by [[Dudley Mueller]] of the Hellmouth Sunbeams due to Blooddrain. This decreased Turner’s defense stat from ★½  to ½ -star.
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On [[Season 10]], Day 62, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by [[Dudley Mueller]] of the Hellmouth Sunbeams due to Blooddrain, decreasing it from ★½  to ½ -star.
  
 
At the end of Season 10, the [[Unlimited Tacos]] won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Sharing Signs]] blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★★★½  to ★★★★★.
 
At the end of Season 10, the [[Unlimited Tacos]] won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Sharing Signs]] blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★★★½  to ★★★★★.

Revision as of 21:11, 25 February 2021

Jacob Haynes is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers. Haynes has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

In Season 2, he led the league with a .500 OBP.

On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .

By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.

On Season 8, Day 74, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by Joshua Butt of the Chicago Firefighters due to Blooddrain, decreasing it from ★★  to ★.

On Season 8, Day 90, Haynes’ pitching ability was siphoned by Sixpack Santiago of the Miami Dale due to Blooddrain, decreasing it from ★★★½  to ★★★.

At the end of Season 9, the Hellmouth Sunbeams won the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in an increase in baserunning from ★½  to ★★ and defense from ★ to ★½.

On Season 10, Day 62, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by Dudley Mueller of the Hellmouth Sunbeams due to Blooddrain, decreasing it from ★½  to ½ -star.

At the end of Season 10, the Unlimited Tacos won the Sharing Signs blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★★★½  to ★★★★★.

During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

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History

Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.

Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.

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