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| + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Yellowstone Magic]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]], Day 23. Haynes has played for the [[Boston Flowers]] and [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. | ||
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== | ||
| − | + | Haynes joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}. | |
| − | On | + | In {{BetaSeason|2}}, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP. |
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| + | On {{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[San Francisco Lovers]] lineup player [[Don Mitchell]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|1.9|1.2}}. | ||
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423). | By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423). | ||
| − | + | On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Chicago Firefighters]] lineup player [[Joshua Butt]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|2.1|1.1}}. | |
| − | On | + | On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by [[Miami Dale]] pitcher [[Sixpack Santiago]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.7|3.1}}. |
| − | + | During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ elections}}, Haynes received a combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.3}} stat increase as a result of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]' {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings_2|'''Mutually Arising'''}} blessing | |
| − | + | On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] lineup player [[Dudley Mueller]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|1.5|0.7}}. | |
| − | + | During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Haynes received an increase in batting from {{Star Change|4.7|5.2}} as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]]' {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings_2|'''Sharing Signs'''}} blessing. | |
| − | + | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Haynes played for [[Club de Calf]] as a lineup player. | |
| − | During the [[ | + | Haynes was traded to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] during the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Breath Mints' {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. |
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| + | On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 94, Haynes' [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergy]] was cured by [[The Meadow]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}. | ||
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| + | On {{BetaSeason|19}}, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by [[Hawai'i Fridays]] lineup player [[Spears Taylor]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|3.5|2.9}} | ||
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| + | During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}} Haynes was traded back to the [[Boston Flowers]] in exchange for [[Hierophantic Foible]] via the Flowers' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. | ||
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| + | On [[Season 1]], Day 23, Haynes fell to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] during a game in [[Horizon (weather)|Horizon]] weather, becoming [[Buried]]. | ||
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| + | Haynes gained 1 Star of Defense and Running in the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 elections]] as a result of the Magic's [[Season 1#Blessings|'''Wind Sprints''']] blessing. | ||
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Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game. | Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game. | ||
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<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| + | File:Jacob No.mp3|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home. | ||
File:Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter. | File:Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter. | ||
File:Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics. | File:Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics. | ||
| − | </ | + | File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter |
| − | + | File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes HELPS OUT.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter | |
| + | File:Jacob Haynes.png|A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by [https://twitter.com/kierenkowe/status/1383430150587445256 Kieren] | ||
| + | File:He's just a guy, she's just a wolf.png|Jacob Haynes & [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1394336309917913095 @glassgoblin] | ||
| + | File:JacobHaynes HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:57, 19 February 2023
Jacob Haynes is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 23. Haynes has played for the Boston Flowers and Kansas City Breath Mints.
Official League Records
Haynes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.
In Season β2, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.
On Season β6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers lineup player Don Mitchell in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.9 → 1.2 .
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).
On Season β8, Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters lineup player Joshua Butt in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.1 → 1.1 .
On Season β8, Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by Miami Dale pitcher Sixpack Santiago in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 → 3.1 .
During the Season β9 elections, Haynes received a combined 10.6 → 11.3 stat increase as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Mutually Arising blessing
On Season β10, Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Dudley Mueller in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.5 → 0.7 .
During the Season β10 elections, Haynes received an increase in batting from 4.7 → 5.2 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos' Sharing Signs blessing.
During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.
Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the Season β18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.
On Season β19, Day 94, Haynes' allergy was cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.
On Season β19, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Spears Taylor in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.5 → 2.9
During the Season β19 elections Haynes was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Hierophantic Foible via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.
On Season 1, Day 23, Haynes fell to the Yellowstone Magic during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
Haynes gained 1 Star of Defense and Running in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Magic's Wind Sprints blessing.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
Fan Works
Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.
A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.
A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.
A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter
A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter
A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by Kieren
Jacob Haynes & Alaynabella Hollywood
by @glassgoblin
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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| Buried | Jacob Haynes · Avi Jones · Millipede Aqualuft | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 ·Full List |
| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4· 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | Coffee Cup · Fall Ball | |
| Ballpark | Yellowstone National (Ball)Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family | |
| Places | Yellowstone Caverns | |
| History | Yellowstone Magic's History · Standardized Irregularity Reports | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| As Above, So Below | ||
