JEFF!

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JEFF!
Name	JEFF!
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Species	Hellbeast
Status	alive [citation needed], smiling

JEFF! is the mascot for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of The Book.

Forms

JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include

• Mascot form
• "Jimmy Dean" form
• Aztec sun stone
• Sleazy 50’s door to door salesman/scam artist
• A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun

Trivia

• JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
• JEFF! knows your social security number
• JEFF!'s texture is Yes
• JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
• JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. The highest ever recorded is Randall Marijuana's record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by Nagomi Nava, at -666.

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  The Tablet of JEFF!, an ancient mesopotamian depiction of JEFF! (seated at right) recovered from the ancient Babylonian city of Sippar in southern Iraq in 1881.

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  JEFF! in his form as the ancient Aztec sun stone.

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  JEFF! in Mascot form
  by Coblin

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  JEFF! in sleazy salesman form
  by @_pysics

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  Mini-Blaseballer
  by @HetreaSky