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|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
 
|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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|division=Chaotic Evil
 
|arcana=XVIII The Moon
 
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|stadium=[[An Undisclosed Location]]
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|modifications= [[Scattered]], [[Strike One]], [[Strike One|Strike Two]]
 
|social_media=[https://twitter.com/SpyHouston @SpyHouston], [https://houstonspies.cyou/ houstonspies.cyou]
 
|social_media=[https://twitter.com/SpyHouston @SpyHouston], [https://houstonspies.cyou/ houstonspies.cyou]
 
|rival=[[Seattle Garages]]
 
|rival=[[Seattle Garages]]
 
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|former_modifications={{Modif|targeted shame|8}}{{Modif|fifth base|10}}{{Modif|middling|16}}
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|home_town=[[Houston]]
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|team_slogan="Bang BANG"
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The '''Houston Spies''' are a [[blaseball]] team in the Wild Low division of the [[Wild League]]. They began in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. The Spies have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]].  
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The '''Houston Spies''' are a [[blaseball]] team in the Wild Low division of the [[Wild League]]. They began in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. The Spies have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since {{BetaSeason|1}}.  
  
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==
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===Current Era===
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{{ManualRosterDisplay
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|lineup=
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*[[Faye Melange]]
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*[[Hye Brighella]]
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*[[Chester Abu-Zaid]]
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*[[Bees Gorczyca]]
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*[[Rivers Javier]]
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*[[Conditional Yuniesky]]
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*[[Scratch Deleuze]]
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*[[Terrell Bradley]]
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*[[Mindy Salad]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Leo Baron]] (Buried)}}
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*{{Spoiler|[[Munavoi Rochester]] (Buried)}}
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|rotation=
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*[[Esme Ramsey]]
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*[[Wyatt Mason IV]]
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*[[Margarito Nava]]
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*[[Howell Franklin]]
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*[[Nanci Grackle]]
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|shadows=
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*[[Sevgi Gore]]
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*[[Mindy Khan]]
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}}
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===Expansion Era===
 
{{RosterDisplay}}
 
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*[[Siobhan Chark]] (Season 19, Day 41; replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]])
 
*[[Siobhan Chark]] (Season 19, Day 41; replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]])
 
*[[Comfort Septemberish]] (Season 21, Day 5; replaced by [[Siobhan Chark]])
 
*[[Comfort Septemberish]] (Season 21, Day 5; replaced by [[Siobhan Chark]])
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*[[Siobhan Chark]] (Season 23, Day 47; replaced by [[Sosa Hayes]])
  
 
===Blessings and Trades===
 
===Blessings and Trades===
  
*[[Howell Franklin]] (exchanged for [[Joe Voorhees]] through the [[Season 6#Blessings|'''Who?''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 6]])
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*[[Howell Franklin]] (exchanged for [[Joe Voorhees]] through the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|'''Who?'''}} blessing at the end of {{BetaSeason|6}})
*[[Evelton McBlase II]] (exchanged for [[Karato Bean]] through the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 7]])
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*[[Evelton McBlase II]] (exchanged for [[Karato Bean]] through the {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick'''}} blessing at the end of {{BetaSeason|7}})
*[[Morrow Wilson]] (exchanged for [[Knight Triumphant]] through the [[Season 12#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 12]])
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*[[Morrow Wilson]] (exchanged for [[Knight Triumphant]] through the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|12}})
*[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] (exchanged for [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]] through the [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 13]])
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*[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] (exchanged for [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]] through the {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|13}})
*[[Knight Triumphant]] (exchanged for [[Morrow Wilson]] through the [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 13]])
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*[[Knight Triumphant]] (exchanged for [[Morrow Wilson]] through the {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|13}})
*[[Karato Bean]] (exchanged for [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] through the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 14]])
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*[[Karato Bean]] (exchanged for [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] through the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|14}})
*[[Jordan Hildebert]] (exchanged for [[Bennett Bluesky]] through the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 14]])
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*[[Jordan Hildebert]] (exchanged for [[Bennett Bluesky]] through the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|14}})
*[[Stew Briggs]] (no replacement, through their '''[[Modifications|Roamin'<nowiki/>]]''' modification at the end of [[Season 15]])
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*[[Stew Briggs]] (no replacement, through their {{ModLink|Roamin'}} modification at the end of {{BetaSeason|15}})
*[[Dudley Mueller]] (exchanged for [[Paula Mason]] through the [[Season 20#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 20]])
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*[[Dudley Mueller]] (exchanged for [[Paula Mason]] through the {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|20}})
*[[Valentine Games II]] (no replacement, faded to {{ModLink|Dust}} at the end of [[Season 20]])
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*[[Valentine Games II]] (no replacement, faded to {{ModLink|Dust}} at the end of {{BetaSeason|20}})
*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] (no replacement, through their '''[[Modifications|Roamin'<nowiki/>]]''' modification at the end of [[Season 20]])
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*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] (no replacement, through their {{ModLink|Roamin'}} modification at the end of {{BetaSeason|20}})
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*[[Quack Enjoyable]] (exchanged for [[Comfort Septemberish]] through the {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will at the end of {{BetaSeason|21}})
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*[[Aureliano Cerna]] (no replacement, through the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Gachapon'''}} blessing at the end of {{BetaSeason|22}})
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*[[Malik Romayne]] (no replacement, through the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Gachapon'''}} blessing at the end of {{BetaSeason|23}})
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===Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists===
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*[[Donia Bailey]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 51, stolen by [[The Solarium]] {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves' Guild}})
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*[[Math Velazquez]] (Season 23, Day 62, stolen by [[Worldwide Field]] Thieves' Guild)
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*[[Yrjö Kerfuffle]] (Season 23, Day 64, stolen by [[The Ampitheater]] Thieves' Guild)
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==Season Results==
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<small>Full Seasonal changes and election results are available on [[List of Houston Spies Seasons|season pages.]]</small>
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{{#lst:Houston Spies/Season Results Tables}}
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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
  
===[[Season 1]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|1}}===
 
Effortlessly qualified for playoffs. Made short work of the [[Hades Tigers]] in the first round of the postseason, before a narrow loss to eventual winners the [[Philly Pies]]. Mathematicians have pointed out that any team knocked out by the eventual winners have as much right to the second place spot as the team that loses in the finals.
 
Effortlessly qualified for playoffs. Made short work of the [[Hades Tigers]] in the first round of the postseason, before a narrow loss to eventual winners the [[Philly Pies]]. Mathematicians have pointed out that any team knocked out by the eventual winners have as much right to the second place spot as the team that loses in the finals.
  
===[[Season 2]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|2}}===
 
While many league historians claim that the spies didn't reach the playoffs in season 2, no independently verifiable eyewitness accounts attest to this. Sadly, the details of their season 2 playoffs campaign, assuming it took place, are most likely lost to the ages.
 
While many league historians claim that the spies didn't reach the playoffs in season 2, no independently verifiable eyewitness accounts attest to this. Sadly, the details of their season 2 playoffs campaign, assuming it took place, are most likely lost to the ages.
  
===[[Season 3]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|3}}===
 
The Spies had an incredible showing in season 3, with their ultimate fate still undecided going into the final day of games. In the end, the Spies were victorious, becoming the final team to secure a spot at [[Party Time]].
 
The Spies had an incredible showing in season 3, with their ultimate fate still undecided going into the final day of games. In the end, the Spies were victorious, becoming the final team to secure a spot at [[Party Time]].
  
 
The Spies also won the blessing '''Rigor Mortis''', which was supposed to lower the baserunning of the rest of their division by 10%. However, due to a programming oversight, it ''boosted'' the baserunning of the rest of the division by 10% instead.
 
The Spies also won the blessing '''Rigor Mortis''', which was supposed to lower the baserunning of the rest of their division by 10%. However, due to a programming oversight, it ''boosted'' the baserunning of the rest of the division by 10% instead.
  
===[[Season 4]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|4}}===
At the end of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Elections]], the Spies were first cursed by the '''Questioning Their Every Decision''' blessing, which was won by the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], which impaired the Spies vibes by 7%. However, the Spies won the '''Summoning Circle''' blessing, which randomized the hitting of [[Marco Escobar]] three times, leaving them with a {{Star Rating|3}}rating.  
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At the end of the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Spies were first cursed by the '''Questioning Their Every Decision''' blessing, which was won by the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], which impaired the Spies vibes by 7%. However, the Spies won the '''Summoning Circle''' blessing, which randomized the hitting of [[Marco Escobar]] three times, leaving them with a {{Star Rating|3}}rating.  
  
===[[Season 6]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|6}}===
At the end of the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 Elections]], the Spies recieved two blessings:
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At the end of the {{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Spies recieved two blessings:
  
 
*'''Party Line''', which created a Duplicate of [[Hawai'i Fridays]] pitcher [[Evelton McBlase]]. Evelton McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey, who retreated to the Shadows.
 
*'''Party Line''', which created a Duplicate of [[Hawai'i Fridays]] pitcher [[Evelton McBlase]]. Evelton McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey, who retreated to the Shadows.
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The Spies were also affected by the '''Who?''' blessing received by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], which stole [[Howell Franklin]], maxed out Franklin's stats, and sent [[Joe Voorhees]] in return. They were also affected by the '''Sharing Signs''' and '''Move the Mounds Closer''' blessings from the [[Boston Flowers]] and [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], respectively, which improved their hitting and pitching by a net 5% each.
 
The Spies were also affected by the '''Who?''' blessing received by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], which stole [[Howell Franklin]], maxed out Franklin's stats, and sent [[Joe Voorhees]] in return. They were also affected by the '''Sharing Signs''' and '''Move the Mounds Closer''' blessings from the [[Boston Flowers]] and [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], respectively, which improved their hitting and pitching by a net 5% each.
  
===[[Season 7]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|7}}===
During the [[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7 Elections]], the Spies were targeted by the '''[[Season 7#Blessings|Lottery Pick]]''' blessing received by the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], which stole [[Evelton McBlase II]] from the Spies and sent [[Karato Bean]] back. They also received [[Modifications|Targeted Shame]] from the Fridays' '''[[Season 7#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Spies were targeted by the '''{{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|Lottery Pick}}''' blessing received by the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], which stole [[Evelton McBlase II]] from the Spies and sent [[Karato Bean]] back. They also received [[Modifications|Targeted Shame]] from the Fridays' '''{{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|The Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
  
===[[Season 9]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|9}}===
During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 Elections]], the Spies were subjected to the '''Fifth Base,''' but protected by the Wild Low '''Targeted Shame Bubble'''.  
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Spies were subjected to the '''Fifth Base,''' but protected by the Wild Low '''Targeted Shame Bubble'''.  
  
 
The Spies also benefitted from the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] winning the '''Mutually Arising''' blessing, which improved the overall rating of each team in the Wild Low division by 2%.
 
The Spies also benefitted from the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] winning the '''Mutually Arising''' blessing, which improved the overall rating of each team in the Wild Low division by 2%.
  
===[[Season 10]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|10}}===
During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 Election]], all of Wild Low had their hitting rating improved by 10% and their pitching rating impaired by -5% as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] winning the '''Sharing Signs''' blessing. Wild Low also gained the [[Modifications|Walk in the Park]] modification after the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] won '''Divisional Walk in the Park'''.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ Election}}, all of Wild Low had their hitting rating improved by 10% and their pitching rating impaired by -5% as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] winning the '''Sharing Signs''' blessing. Wild Low also gained the [[Modifications|Walk in the Park]] modification after the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] won '''Divisional Walk in the Park'''.
  
===[[Season 11]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|11}}===
In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Spies were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XVIII The Moon'''.
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In the {{BetaSeason|11#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Spies were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XVIII The Moon'''.
  
===[[Season 12]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|12}}===
In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Spies received the [[Season 12#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, trading [[Morrow Wilson]] for [[Knight Triumphant]], and the [[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing [[Sosa Hayes]]'s stats.
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In the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Spies received the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, trading [[Morrow Wilson]] for [[Knight Triumphant]], and the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will, increasing [[Sosa Hayes]]'s stats.
  
===[[Season 13]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|13}}===
In the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Spies received [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, trading [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] for [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]], and the [[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, swapping [[Marco Escobar]] into the Shadows for [[Emmett Tabby]]. The Spies benefited from all four "[[Season 13#Blessings|'''Bubble''']]" blessings: '''Pitching Flotation Bubble''', '''Hitting Flotation Bubble''', '''Defense Flotation Bubble''', and '''Baserunning Flotation Bubble''', which boosted all four primary stats by 4% each. The Spies were also the target of the Lovers' [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, receiving [[Morrow Wilson]] for [[Knight Triumphant]].
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In the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Spies received {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, trading [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] for [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]], and the {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, swapping [[Marco Escobar]] into the Shadows for [[Emmett Tabby]]. The Spies benefited from all four "{{BetaSeason|13#Blessings|'''Bubble'''}}" blessings: '''Pitching Flotation Bubble''', '''Hitting Flotation Bubble''', '''Defense Flotation Bubble''', and '''Baserunning Flotation Bubble''', which boosted all four primary stats by 4% each. The Spies were also the target of the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, receiving [[Morrow Wilson]] for [[Knight Triumphant]].
  
===[[Season 14]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|14}}===
In the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], the Spies received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Karato Bean]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Becker Solis]], and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, trading away [[Karato Bean]] for [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] (resulting in Blackburn ending up in the Shadows). The Spies were also the targets of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will, losing [[Jordan Hildebert]] in exchange for [[Bennett Bluesky]].
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In the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Spies received the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, sending [[Karato Bean]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Becker Solis]], and the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, trading away [[Karato Bean]] for [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] (resulting in Blackburn ending up in the Shadows). The Spies were also the targets of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, losing [[Jordan Hildebert]] in exchange for [[Bennett Bluesky]].
  
===[[Season 15]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|15}}===
In the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Spies received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Malik Romayne]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]], and the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Morrow Wilson]] to the Shadows as well. The Spies also won the [[Season 15#Blessings|'''Middling''']] blessing, gaining the [[Modifications|modification of the same name]] for the next season, and the [[Season 15#Blessings|'''Defense Practice''']] blessing, boosting the defense of their entire active roster. The [[Modifications|Roamin']] [[Stew Briggs]] left the Spies for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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In the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Spies received the {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, sending [[Malik Romayne]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]], and the {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, sending [[Morrow Wilson]] to the Shadows as well. The Spies also won the {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Middling'''}} blessing, gaining the [[Modifications|modification of the same name]] for the next season, and the {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Defense Practice'''}} blessing, boosting the defense of their entire active roster. The [[Modifications|Roamin']] [[Stew Briggs]] left the Spies for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
  
===[[Season 16]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|16}}===
In the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 Elections]]. The Spies recieved the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Becker Solis]] to their [[Shadows]], and the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will, infusing Solis's pitching ability. The Spies also won the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Shoes Drop''']] blessing, granting [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] a pair of Travelling Shoes (once Blackburn dropped their Inflatable Sunglasses), and the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Mind Trick''']] blessing, which gave their whole team {{ModLink|Psychic}} blood.
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In the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ Elections}}. The Spies recieved the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, sending [[Becker Solis]] to their [[Shadows]], and the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will, infusing Solis's pitching ability. The Spies also won the {{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Shoes Drop'''}} blessing, granting [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]] a pair of Travelling Shoes (once Blackburn dropped their Inflatable Sunglasses), and the {{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|'''Mind Trick'''}} blessing, which gave their whole team {{ModLink|Psychic}} blood.
  
===[[Season 17]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|17}}===
In the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 Elections]], the Spies received the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will, infusing [[Bennett Bluesky]]'s Pitching ability, and the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] will, moving [[Sosa Hayes]] to their [[Shadows]]. The Spies also won the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Ring Drop''']] blessing, granting [[Bennett Bluesky]] with a Leg Ring (once Bluesky dropped their Bat), and the the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Intelligence Crate Drop''']] blessing, granting [[Bennett Bluesky]] with Smoky Plant-Based Glasses of Intelligence (once Bluesky dropped their Leg Ring).  
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In the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Spies received the {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will, infusing [[Bennett Bluesky]]'s Pitching ability, and the {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, moving [[Sosa Hayes]] to their [[Shadows]]. The Spies also won the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Handcrafted Ring Drop'''}} blessing, granting [[Bennett Bluesky]] with a Leg Ring (once Bluesky dropped their Bat), and the the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Intelligence Crate Drop'''}} blessing, granting [[Bennett Bluesky]] with Smoky Plant-Based Glasses of Intelligence (once Bluesky dropped their Leg Ring).  
  
===[[Season 18]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|18}}===
 
Due to a run of spectacularly, profoundly bad luck, the Spies ended up in fourth seed going into the Season 18 playoffs, only to be immediately kicked right back out by the Wild Card [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
 
Due to a run of spectacularly, profoundly bad luck, the Spies ended up in fourth seed going into the Season 18 playoffs, only to be immediately kicked right back out by the Wild Card [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
  
In the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 Elections]], [[Yrjö Kerfuffle]] was '''Alternate Trusted''' and then immediately '''Foreshadowed''' for [[Sosa Hayes]]. The Spies then won these [[Season 18#Blessings|blessings]]:
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In the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ Elections}}, [[Yrjö Kerfuffle]] was '''Alternate Trusted''' and then immediately '''Foreshadowed''' for [[Sosa Hayes]]. The Spies then won these {{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|blessings}}:
  
 
*'''Inexplicable''' gave [[Alexandria Rosales]] the {{ModLink|Undefined}} modification.
 
*'''Inexplicable''' gave [[Alexandria Rosales]] the {{ModLink|Undefined}} modification.
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*'''Sanctified''' sorted the Spies' lineup by [[Divinity]]. (The description of Sanctified had, however, initially stated that it would ''increase'' a team's Divinity by 10%, thus making it initially seem like a more attractive option than it ended up.)
 
*'''Sanctified''' sorted the Spies' lineup by [[Divinity]]. (The description of Sanctified had, however, initially stated that it would ''increase'' a team's Divinity by 10%, thus making it initially seem like a more attractive option than it ended up.)
  
===[[Season 19]]===
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==={{BetaSeason|19}}===
In the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 Elections]], due to Turntables turning wins into unwins, the Spies had one of the most negative records ever, at -59 (which in any other season would have put them on the top of their division). The Spies then received Free Wills, thus meaning that they filed three: '''Reform''' turned [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]]'s {{ModLink|Friend of Crows}} into {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}, '''Move''' sent [[Mohammed Picklestein]] into the Shadows, and '''Item Move''' moved [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]'s Golden Necklace onto [[Jasper Blather]].
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In the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ Elections}}, due to Turntables turning wins into unwins, the Spies had one of the most negative records ever, at -59 (which in any other season would have put them on the top of their division). The Spies then received Free Wills, thus meaning that they filed three: '''Reform''' turned [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]]'s {{ModLink|Friend of Crows}} into {{ModLink|Walk in the Park}}, '''Move''' sent [[Mohammed Picklestein]] into the Shadows, and '''Item Move''' moved [[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]'s Golden Necklace onto [[Jasper Blather]].
  
{{Community Lore}}
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==={{BetaSeason|20}}===
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In Season 20, the Spies had their best run for the playoffs yet, beating both the [[Miami Dale]] and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] to end up in the finals against the [[Core Mechanics]]. The team forced a Game 5, but in the end lost to the Mechanics. In the Season 20 Elections, '''Move''' put [[Math Velazquez|Math Velasquez]] in the Shadows, and '''Magnify''' gave [[Dudley Mueller]] the [[2x]] Modification. The Spies were also effected by the Hades Tigers' '''Equivalent Exchange''', which swapped Dudley Mueller and [[Paula Mason]] between the teams.
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The Spies then won the following Blessings:
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*'''Fringe Benefit''' gave the Spies a random player with the [[Perk]] Modification, the chosen player ending up being [[Commissioner Vapor]]
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*'''Low Five''' flipped the eDensity of [[Pudge Nakamoto]], [[Yrjö Kerfuffle]], [[Aureliano Cerna]], [[Peekaboo Nameperson]], and [[Nicholas Summer|Nicholas Summer.]]
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The Spies were affected by the following Blessings:
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*'''Green Light''', won by the [[Ohio Worms|Ohio Worm]]<nowiki/>s, gave [[Quack Enjoyable]] the [[Green light|Green Light]] modification
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==={{BetaSeason|21}}===
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During Season 21, the Spies wildcarded into the [[Underbracket]]. They swept the Ohio Worms to get into the series proper, but then were swept by the LA Unlimited Tacos. In the Season 21 Elections, the Spies used '''Equivalent Exchange''' to trade [[Comfort Septemberish]] and [[Quack Enjoyable]], and used '''Shadow Infuse''' to infuse [[Donia Bailey]]'s defense.
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==={{BetaSeason|22}}===
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In Season 22, the Spies once again wildcarded into the Underbracket. They swept the [[Ohio Worms]], and beat the [[Hades Tigers]] but ultimately lost to the [[Miami Dale]], who went on to win the Season 22 Underchampionship. In the Season 22 Elections, the Spies used '''Shadow Infuse''' to infuse Donia Bailey's baserunning, and used '''Magnify''' to give [[Commissioner Vapor]] the 2x Modification.
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While the Spies did not win any Blessings, they were affected by the following Blessings:
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*'''Gachapon''', won by the [[Seattle Garages]], moved [[Aureliano Cerna]] to the Garages' shadows
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*'''Record Scratch''' and '''Subtractor Avoidance''', won by the [[Ohio Worms]] and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] respectively, gave [[Paula Mason]] the Skipping and Subtractor modifications.
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In the Season 23 Elections, the Spies won Party Favor '''Team Roamless Crate''', which meant that players could not roam to the team. The team also gained the [[Under Review]] modification.
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While the Spies won no blessings, they were affected by the following Blessings:
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*'''Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park''', won by the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], gave the Spies the Walk in the Park team Modification
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*'''Season 22: Gachapon''', won by the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], moved [[Malik Romayne]] to the Tacos' Shadows
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==Team Overview==
 
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The Houston Spies are an ordinary Blaseball team and, despite rumors, tie-in merchandise, press statements, and government reports to the contrary, are not a front, cover, extension, or subsidiary of any kind of extragovernmental shadowy spy Agency. They may or may not be from [[Houston]].
 
The Houston Spies are an ordinary Blaseball team and, despite rumors, tie-in merchandise, press statements, and government reports to the contrary, are not a front, cover, extension, or subsidiary of any kind of extragovernmental shadowy spy Agency. They may or may not be from [[Houston]].
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The unique advantages, increased social access, and special metaphysical status of a Blaseball player can prove highly useful for sensitive or difficult missions, and so no expense is spared on ensuring their well-being. Spies have access to extensive resources such as a staff psychologist, cutting-edge splorts equipment, access to almost any Agency resource (if the right papers are filed), and a surprising amount of personal privacy.
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It has been noted that Spies players are generally referred to using they/them pronouns (with the notable exception of [[Math Velazquez]]).
  
 
===Origins===
 
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===Mascot===
 
===Mascot===
The Spies mascot changes every home game for security purposes. An agent is issued a mission briefing to be the Spies mascot for the game. Agents who determine the mascot status of a fellow agent before the 7th inning Mascot Cam reveal win a $10 gift card to Spies-R-Us. On the advice of the Spies' legal team, the Spies officially discourage mascots from eliminating rival mascots in cases of multiple mascots being selected, even if they're "real pieces of work." It is rumored that in cases where a mascot is not correctly selected and tracked, a shapeshifting agent is paid to be the substitute mascot.
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The Spies mascot is randomly selected. Before each game, a classified number of admission tickets contain a mission to - should the ticket-holder choose to accept it - enter a backstage area, upon which the admittee is presented with a vast library of outfits, disguise makeup, voice changers, fursuit heads, and so on, and may assemble their own mascot costume out of whatever parts they wish. They will then play the role of the mascot for that game. Exemplary performances may be rewarded with {{redacted|18}} or a $10 gift card to Spies-R-Us.
  
Away games mascot Private I., an adorable gas-mask-wearing robot with camera hands and a question-mark tie, represents "the" mascot for PR purposes, including interviews<ref>http://houstonspies.cyou/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/FILE-30203.pdf</ref> and merchandise deals, but does not appear to have served as mascot during a home Spies game. Yet.
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How this comprehensive disguise room is transported to away games is classified. According to independent measurements, the interior of the room is slightly too large to fit inside a standard shipping container.
  
 
===Management===
 
===Management===
 
What divisions, departments, or members of the Agency are responsible for managing the Houston Spies team is highly classified information—classified enough that it's unclear whether they even exist. However, the team's tie-in animated children's television show features Manager, a radio speaker in the team's locker room which communicates through pieced-together garbled radio transmissions that are then interpreted by the team. Leaked documents have confirmed the presence of a radio speaker in the player's locker room. It appears to be programmed to tune into the space between registered channels, apparently at random; if this is the team's manager, however, it has yet to make a press appearance and its pronouncements are not as respected and obeyed as its animated counterpart's.
 
What divisions, departments, or members of the Agency are responsible for managing the Houston Spies team is highly classified information—classified enough that it's unclear whether they even exist. However, the team's tie-in animated children's television show features Manager, a radio speaker in the team's locker room which communicates through pieced-together garbled radio transmissions that are then interpreted by the team. Leaked documents have confirmed the presence of a radio speaker in the player's locker room. It appears to be programmed to tune into the space between registered channels, apparently at random; if this is the team's manager, however, it has yet to make a press appearance and its pronouncements are not as respected and obeyed as its animated counterpart's.
  
===Unique Features===
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===Memorials===
It has been noted that Spies players are generally referred to using they/them pronouns (with the notable exception of [[Math Velazquez]]).  
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Players that have been 'incinerated' by Blaseball terminology standards are considered MIA (Missing In Action) rather than KIA (Killed In Action). Their files are updated to reflect this change and a Burn Notice is issued to the other teams to update their records. Their names are laser-etched into a sheet of black rock, which is kept in a hermetically-sealed room to avoid further tampering. In the event that any incinerated Spies player returns to corporeal form, this record can be expunged at the touch of a button.
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For security and privacy reasons, the Spies do not maintain public memorial sites. However, burning one's offerings to the dead leaves no identifiable evidence, and there is a legend that "the smoke will find them". Thus, by tradition, specific incineration chutes located around An Undisclosed Location often receive specific types of gifts, such as one located at {{redacted|10}} that receives a disproportionate amount of plastic toys and grade-school workbooks.
  
Players that have been 'incinerated' by Blaseball terminology standards are considered MIA (Missing In Action) rather than KIA (Killed In Action). Their files are updated to reflect this change and a Burn Notice is issued to the other teams to update their records. Their names are laser-etched into a sheet of black rock, which is kept in a hermetically-sealed room to avoid further tampering. In the event that any incinerated Spies player returns to corporeal form, this record can be expunged at the touch of a button. For the sake of internal security and protection of identities, incinerated Spies players are not commemorated at public memorial sites.
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===Transfer Policy===
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Given large amounts of photographic evidence of other Blaseball players clearly having extensive contact with existing Agents (by playing Blaseball with or against them), the Agency did not originally distinguish between transfers who knew of the Agency and transfers who did not. Players transferred from other teams were considered to be activated sleeper agents or burned double agents regardless of their own opinions on the matter or contradictory evidence. Similarly, players that were sent to other teams were often also considered to be double agents working on behalf of the Spies. Evidence to the contrary, such as exceptionally skillful playing in opposition to the Houston Spies, was understood as cover identity maintenance. This literal impossibility of disproving someone's speculated secret allegiance to the Houston Spies could have been be the origin of the Spies chant "We could be me! We could be you!"
  
Players that are transferred from other teams are considered to be activated sleeper agents or burned double agents regardless of their own opinions on the matter or contradictory evidence. Players that are transferred to other teams are also considered to be double agents working on behalf of the Spies. Evidence to the contrary, such as exceptionally skillful playing in opposition to the Houston Spies, is understood as cover identity maintenance. The literal impossibility of disproving someone's speculated secret allegiance to the Houston Spies may be the origin of the Spies chant "We could be me! We could be you!"
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By the Expansion Era, however, the Agency learned that it was expedient to allow transfers to at least claim that they have had no previous contact with the Agency before, despite the reams of evidence that they clearly already have extensive connections to the Houston Spies as a team. New players are now tested extensively on their talents and capabilities, and then added to the list of Agents available.
  
 
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==External Links==
 
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*[https://twitter.com/Housten_Spies @Housten_Spies on Twitter]
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*[https://twitter.com/spiesblaseball @SpiesBlaseball on Twitter]
 
*[https://twitter.com/SpyHouston @SpyHouston on Twitter]
 
*[https://twitter.com/SpyHouston @SpyHouston on Twitter]
 
*[https://houstonspies.cyou/debriefings/ Daily debriefings]: summaries of ''every'' day's events in Blaseball from a Spies perspective, from Season 7 onward
 
*[https://houstonspies.cyou/debriefings/ Daily debriefings]: summaries of ''every'' day's events in Blaseball from a Spies perspective, from Season 7 onward

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The Houston Spies are a blaseball team in the Wild Low division of the Wild League. They began in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. The Spies have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season β1.

Roster

Current Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerations

Feedback Swaps

Blessings and Trades

Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists

Season Results

Full Seasonal changes and election results are available on season pages.

The Discipline Era (Season β1-β11)

The Discipline Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Election
β1 53 53-46 🐅 2-3 🕵️ N/A
🕵️ 0-3 🥧
β2 46 46-53 N/A N/A
β3 49 49-50 N/A
β4 37 37-62 N/A
β5 43 43-56 N/A
  • Gained +  Blood Winner as a result of High Filter.
β6 42 42-57 N/A
β7 49 49-50 N/A
β8 58 58-41 🌞 0-3 🕵️
🦀 3-1 🕵️
β9 64 64-35 🕵️ 3-1 🌹
🦀 3-1 🕵️
β10 60 60-39 💋 3-2 🕵️
β11 59 59-41 🕵️ 2-0 🌹
🌞 3-(-1) 🕵️

The Expansion Era (Season β12-β24)

The Expansion Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Election
β12 49 49-50 N/A
β13 62 62-37 🔥 3-2 🕵️
β14 49 49-50 N/A
β15 45 45-54 N/A
β16 58 57-42 🐌 3-4 🕵️
🔥 3-2 🕵️
β17 58 58-41 🚤 3-0 🕵️
β18 61 61-38 🕵️ 1-2 🌞
  • Trust Fall granted every team in the league + Tgb turntables.png Turntables.
  • Ratification took every team's Turntables and, if they had one, Hotel Motel, instead making them apply to the league as a whole.
  • Won Inexplicable, granting Alexandria Rosales +  Undefined.
  • Won Fax Numbers, slightly boosting or reducing the pitching of each shadowed player on the Spies at random.
  • Won Shadow Bat Supply Run, granting bats to the entirety of the Spies' shadowed players.
  • Won Sanctified, sorting the Spies' Lineup by descending Divinity.
  • The Spies Alternate Trust Yrjö Kerfuffle, rerolling their stats as well as granting them +  Alternate and +  Negative.
  • The Spies Foreshadow Yrjö Kerfuffle, sending them to the shadows for Sosa Hayes, who took their place on the Lineup.
  • Jasper Blather roamed to the end of the Lineup from the Mexico City Wild Wings.
β19 (-57) 59-40 N/A
β20 72 70-29 🕵️ 3-1 🚤
🕵️ 3-2 🌮
🛠️ 3-2 🕵️
β21 59 48-51 🐌 0-2 🕵️
🌮 3-0 🕵️
β22 53 41-58 🕵️ 2-0 🐌
🐅 2-3 🕵️
🕵️ 2-3 🚤
β23 68 57-42 N/A
β24 0 0-0 N/A
  • Due to the Nulification of the League, no Election occured in Season β24.

The Coronation Era (Season 1-2)

The Coronation Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Election
1 46 46-44 N/A
2 27 27-63 N/A
  1. The blessing in question actually boosted division members Baserunning by 10%, contrary to the writing of the blessing.


Team Overview

The Houston Spies are an ordinary Blaseball team and, despite rumors, tie-in merchandise, press statements, and government reports to the contrary, are not a front, cover, extension, or subsidiary of any kind of extragovernmental shadowy spy Agency. They may or may not be from Houston.

The unique advantages, increased social access, and special metaphysical status of a Blaseball player can prove highly useful for sensitive or difficult missions, and so no expense is spared on ensuring their well-being. Spies have access to extensive resources such as a staff psychologist, cutting-edge splorts equipment, access to almost any Agency resource (if the right papers are filed), and a surprising amount of personal privacy.

It has been noted that Spies players are generally referred to using they/them pronouns (with the notable exception of Math Velazquez).

Origins

It is unclear why the Agency decided to register the Houston Spies as a Blaseball team, when visible famous athletes would compromise security.

Some theories include:

  • The Agency just wanted an ordinary blaseball team, for perfectly normal reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with spywork at all.
  • It was an accident; the Houston Spies were supposed to be registered as the Houston Spiders. By the time this error was discovered, the uniforms had already been made, the stadium had been built, and the marketing had already been started. So they decided to just go along with it.
  • Ticket sales, licensing, and merchandise bring in a lot of money. This money is incredibly useful to fund operations.
  • Blaseball players are afforded a great deal of access to areas and sources that would be extremely difficult to get into otherwise.
  • It was a surprise birthday present to the Director.
  • The Agency’s internal blaseball team had gotten tired of playing against themselves.
  • The Spies are just distractions from the real agents.

Stadium

The name and location (and, some argue, quantity) of the Houston Spies' stadium are highly classified. It can be reached through an unknown number of secret entrances found all over Houston, Texas, and is notable for its eclectic mix of architectural styles, most prominently Brutalist.

Uniform and Equipment

Like all splorts fans, fans of the Houston Spies, also known as agents, show their team affiliation through choice of clothing. An agent's outfit characteristically lacks that classic piece of Hollywood spy costuming, the trench coat, because spies are most effective when they are least recognized. The team periodically issues press releases reminding the public that no one wearing a trench coat can possibly be actively engaged in espionage and therefore you should not be concerned about their presence in restricted areas reading your classified files. They're probably just a tourist.

For branding purposes, however, Houston Spies wear trench coats—or clothing technically classifiable as trench coats—while playing, in accordance with the Houston Spies player manual, which, when deciphered and unredacted, dedicates no less than 37 pages to the team dress code and its assorted clauses, subclauses, superclauses, paraclauses, flowcharts, diagrams, and 8x10 glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each. This is obfuscatory, as there are two requirements:

  1. Wear one or more trench coats while playing.
  2. Wear one or more hats, each of which coordinates with one or more of the trench coats, while playing.

Agents are encouraged to file reports of dress code violations in their nearest dead drop.

For most players, the most common cause of dress code violation is removing their "trench coat(s)" as a threatening, dramatic, or practical move when initiating melee combat.

Despite the ultimately bare-bones requirements of the team dress code, it's not uncommon to observe a Houston Spies player wearing a tasteful classic gray baseball outfit with Spies-purple pinstripes, a matching tie with gold tie pin, and charcoal gray suspenders and socks. No one has yet claimed the credit for this outfit (carefully tailored to fit each player's body and clothing preferences) appearing in Spies players' lockers, dressers, closets, and dreams, but Reese Clark has noted that wearing it when playing is "easier than doing my own laundry." The back of each shirt features a black rectangle that removable letters and numbers can be affixed to.

Bats

Upon joining the team, Spies are issued a special league-cleared "Blaseball bat" consisting of a magnifying glass with an outsized solid wooden handle to use to hit the ball. They are not required to use this bat; during their time as batter, Alexandria Rosales used their sword, and Son Scotch uses the whiffle bat they used in the park when you taught them to play Blaseball as parent-son bonding time. Nor are they required to use the bat as intended: when he was on the team, Evelton McBlase II was known to sometimes swing the lens end at the ball like a tennis racket; it's unclear whether that was intentional.

Mascot

The Spies mascot is randomly selected. Before each game, a classified number of admission tickets contain a mission to - should the ticket-holder choose to accept it - enter a backstage area, upon which the admittee is presented with a vast library of outfits, disguise makeup, voice changers, fursuit heads, and so on, and may assemble their own mascot costume out of whatever parts they wish. They will then play the role of the mascot for that game. Exemplary performances may be rewarded with REDACTED or a $10 gift card to Spies-R-Us.

How this comprehensive disguise room is transported to away games is classified. According to independent measurements, the interior of the room is slightly too large to fit inside a standard shipping container.

Management

What divisions, departments, or members of the Agency are responsible for managing the Houston Spies team is highly classified information—classified enough that it's unclear whether they even exist. However, the team's tie-in animated children's television show features Manager, a radio speaker in the team's locker room which communicates through pieced-together garbled radio transmissions that are then interpreted by the team. Leaked documents have confirmed the presence of a radio speaker in the player's locker room. It appears to be programmed to tune into the space between registered channels, apparently at random; if this is the team's manager, however, it has yet to make a press appearance and its pronouncements are not as respected and obeyed as its animated counterpart's.

Memorials

Players that have been 'incinerated' by Blaseball terminology standards are considered MIA (Missing In Action) rather than KIA (Killed In Action). Their files are updated to reflect this change and a Burn Notice is issued to the other teams to update their records. Their names are laser-etched into a sheet of black rock, which is kept in a hermetically-sealed room to avoid further tampering. In the event that any incinerated Spies player returns to corporeal form, this record can be expunged at the touch of a button.

For security and privacy reasons, the Spies do not maintain public memorial sites. However, burning one's offerings to the dead leaves no identifiable evidence, and there is a legend that "the smoke will find them". Thus, by tradition, specific incineration chutes located around An Undisclosed Location often receive specific types of gifts, such as one located at REDACTED that receives a disproportionate amount of plastic toys and grade-school workbooks.

Transfer Policy

Given large amounts of photographic evidence of other Blaseball players clearly having extensive contact with existing Agents (by playing Blaseball with or against them), the Agency did not originally distinguish between transfers who knew of the Agency and transfers who did not. Players transferred from other teams were considered to be activated sleeper agents or burned double agents regardless of their own opinions on the matter or contradictory evidence. Similarly, players that were sent to other teams were often also considered to be double agents working on behalf of the Spies. Evidence to the contrary, such as exceptionally skillful playing in opposition to the Houston Spies, was understood as cover identity maintenance. This literal impossibility of disproving someone's speculated secret allegiance to the Houston Spies could have been be the origin of the Spies chant "We could be me! We could be you!"

By the Expansion Era, however, the Agency learned that it was expedient to allow transfers to at least claim that they have had no previous contact with the Agency before, despite the reams of evidence that they clearly already have extensive connections to the Houston Spies as a team. New players are now tested extensively on their talents and capabilities, and then added to the list of Agents available.

Theories

Given the Spies' love of secrecy, concrete information about anything not publicly visible—such as uniforms or equipment—is hard to come by. Below are a number of rumors, theories, counter-theories, and rebuttals issued by agents.

  • Theory: The Spies HQ is in the Spies stadium, which is in Houston.
    • Countertheory: The Spies HQ and/or the Spies stadium is in outer space.
      • Evidence of Countertheory: During the third season afterparty hosted by the San Francisco Lovers, Reese Clark dropped a receipt for a significant quantity of rocket fuel.
        • Counterevidence of countertheory: When pressed, Clark stated that there were "a lot of uses for rocket fuel" and refused to elaborate further.
    • Theory revision proposal: At least one Spies HQ is in at least one Spies stadium, at least one of which is in Houston.
      • Revision proposal request for clarification: Does there exist at least one Spies stadium in Houston which contains at least one Spies HQ?
        • Response to revision proposal request for clarification: [REDACTED].
  • Theory: The Spies team naturally attracts genderfluid and otherwise nonbinary players, due to its longstanding tradition of mostly using they/them pronouns.
    • Countertheory: Spies players use a variety of pronouns for themselves, but the Agency has classified this personal information for security purposes.
      • Counterevidence of countertheory: If this were true, it would be stated in the Spies Identity Elements Classification document.
        • Counter-counterevidence of countertheory: It might well be; the Spies Identity Elements Classification document is too heavily classified to make a determination.
          • [REDACTED] of countertheory: My clearance is high enough to know that it says [REDACTED].
    • Countertheory: Spies players frequently change genders for personal, security, and mission-based reasons and use they/them pronouns to avoid spending vast amounts of time updating gendered references in personnel files.
      • Countertheory: Time spent having a gender is time that could be better spent practicing Blaseball.
  • Theory: Trench coats are designed for, or come from, the "trench" the Hall Monitor mentioned following Jaylen Hotdogfingers from.
    • Countertheory: The Monitor has nothing to do with the Spies and the name of the trench coat is a coincidence.
      • Counterevidence of countertheory: There is no such thing as coincidence.
      • Counter-countertheory: The Monitor had nothing to do with the Spies (but has since been recruited).
    • Counterevidence of theory: The Director has issued a press release stating that there is no connection between the dress code requirements that Spies players wear trench coats and the being claiming to be from a place called the Trench.
      • Counter-counterevidence of theory: Oh, well if the Director said it it must be true.
  • Theory: Letters are velcroed to the back of the Spies' "uniforms" in case of name or number change.
    • Counter-theory: Letters are velcroed to the back of the Spies' "uniforms" in case of player change.
      • Counterevidence of countertheory: They're customized to the player, size, design elements, and all. They can't be reused for new players.
    • I don't know the right format for this but it's not actually that complicated? This way is easier to wash. - Spies Laundry Intern
      • Counter-theory: Well if a Spies intern said it, it must be true.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at the Spies' fan culture, see Houston Spies/Fan Culture.

Select Chants

Athlimasmologists have documented numerous Spies chants, both for the whole team and a few for individual players. By far the most popular Spies chant is "We could be you! We could be me!" Some suspect this to be  a reference to the Spies' historical usage of double agents, though Spies management insists these tactics are a thing of the past. Other classic Spies chants include "Houston... we are the Problem," "Bang BANG" and, in hushed whispers, the phrase "Spies win."

On the Material Plane

  • Prior to Season 1, a baseball [sic] team on Houston’s material plane was found stealing signs from opposing teams, and banging a trash can to signal their batter about upcoming pitches. It is not known whether the operation was inspired by the Spies’ team slogan, or how many Spies agents were providing extradimensional assistance with the plan.

Fan Works

Have more Spies fan art? Add it here and at Houston Spies/Fan Art!

External Links