Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture

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Gameday Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.

Cheers

Team General

• Call: FIVE SEVEN
  • Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
    • 5778 is the temperature of the sun in Kelvin
• Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
  • Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
• Call: TOO HOT
  • Response: HOT DAMN
• HERE COMES THE SUN

Beams fans are also known to yell players' Soulscreams to cheer them on.

Player Specific

• Hahn Fox
  • Call: TOO HAHN
    • Response: HAHN DAMN
  • FOX TROT (when moving)
  • FOX IN BOX
• Hendricks Richardson
  • PROF/PROFESSOR
  • SCHOOL 'EM PROF
  • EAT THE PITCH
• Howell Franklin
  • Awoo!
• Nagomi Nava
  • GO GO GOMI
  • ゴゴゴゴ (when moving)
  • Gomi go Homi / GO GO HOMI
• Kaj Statter Jr
  • STATTER UP
  • THE JOCTOR IS IN
• Eugenia Bickle
  • BIC KILL
  • Run Bickled in!
• Kaz Fiasco
  • What a Fiasco!
• Dudley Mueller
  • BIG SIPS
  • BIG HITS
  • RIP IT AND GRIP IT
  • HOMERUNCULUS (when scoring a home run)
• Paula Reddick
  • Call: Who you gonna call-a?
    • Response: Paula Paula Paula!
  • That's the spirit!
  • REDDICKULOUS
• Sandoval Crossing
  • CROSS 'EM OUT
  • XXX
  • You shall not pass
• Zack Sanders
  • Throw rocks!
  • ZACK ATTACK
• Jayden Wright
  • ALL RISE, COURT IS IN SESSION
• Lars Taylor
  • LONE STAR LARS (with variants for more stars)
  • YEEHAAW
  • STRIKE 'EM OUT SHERIFF
• Miguel James
  • THE FLAMES OF JAMES

Shadowed Players

• Joe Vorhees
  • GO JOE
  • GO GO GI JOE
    • GI stands for Good Intentions
• Sigmund Castillo
  • HELLS MOVING CASTLE
  • CASTLE CRIMES (when stealing a base)

Retired Chants

These chants have either fallen out of fashion, or are associated with players no longer on the Sunbeams' active roster.

• We are okay!
• Beam me up, Scotty!
• You can't beat the heat!
• (:

• Brisket Friendo
  • Risk it for the brisket
• Igneus Delacruz
  • Delacruzin'
• Elvis Figueroa
  • You've been gnomed
• Nerd Pacheco
  • PA CHE CO
  • That's our Nerd!
• Sutton Bishop
  • HONK
  • Call: IT TAKES A VILLAGE
    • Response: TO PILOT A GOOSE
  • GOOSE CRIMES (when stealing a base)
• Malik Romayne
  • Lettuce win!
• Alaynabella Hollywood
  • HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Randall Marijuana)
  • HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLY COULD
• Emmett Internet
  • DIAL UP
  • CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
  • aeiou
  • *dial-up noises* / *sad dial-up noises*
• Randall Marijuana
  • HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Alaynabella Hollywood)
• Alexander Horne
  • TOOT TOOT / DOOT DOOT
  • 🎺 [trumpet emoji]
  • The Horne is blowing!
  • HORNE RUN (when scoring a home run)