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| − | |former=Moab Sunbeams | + | |league=[[Internet League Blaseball]] |
| + | |former=Moab Sunbeams, Hellmouth Sunbeams | ||
|arcana=XII The Hanged Man | |arcana=XII The Hanged Man | ||
| − | |home_town=[[Hellmouth]] | + | |championships=1 |
| + | |underchampionships=1 | ||
| + | |home_town=[[Hellmouth (town)|Moab Hellmouth]]<br>(formerly [[Hellmouth (town)|Moab]] and [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]]) | ||
|rival=Everyone. See Rivalries for more details | |rival=Everyone. See Rivalries for more details | ||
|anti-rivals= [[Hades Tigers]], [[Yellowstone Magic]] | |anti-rivals= [[Hades Tigers]], [[Yellowstone Magic]] | ||
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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams @hmouthsunbeams] | |social_media=[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams @hmouthsunbeams] | ||
|image1=Sunbeams by coblin.png | |image1=Sunbeams by coblin.png | ||
| − | |caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov Coblin] | + | |caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov '''Coblin'''] |
|team_colors= {{HexCode|FFFFFF}} {{HexCode|FFFBAB}} {{HexCode|E8C877}} <span style="background-color:white;">{{HexCode|1D1932}} | |team_colors= {{HexCode|FFFFFF}} {{HexCode|FFFBAB}} {{HexCode|E8C877}} <span style="background-color:white;">{{HexCode|1D1932}} | ||
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| + | | circuits = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Gamma 1|Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 1)]]<br>[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Gamma 2|Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 2)]]<br>[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Gamma 3|Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 3)]]<br>[[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Gamma 4|Hellmouth Sunbeams (Gamma 4)]] | ||
| + | |team_abbreviation=SUN}} | ||
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| + | The '''Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams''' (formerly the '''Moab Sunbeams''' and the '''Hellmouth Sunbeams''') are a professional [[Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth (town)|Moab Hellmouth]], Utah. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season A]] and compete in the Awful Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. | ||
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| + | During the [[Discipline Era]], the Sunbeams originally competed in the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. After the passing of the {{BetaSeason|5#Decrees 2|High Filter}} decree during the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Sunbeams were placed into the Wild Low division of the [[Wild League]], where they played for the remainder of the [[Discipline Era]] and entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Roster== | ||
| + | {{RosterDisplay | ||
| + | |lineup= | ||
| + | *[[Pangolin Ruiz]] | ||
| + | *[[Grizz El Sayed]] | ||
| + | *[[Cory Ross]] | ||
| + | *[[Kajjala Aliyev]] | ||
| + | *[[Eugenia Garbage]] | ||
| + | *[[Guozhi Ong]] | ||
| + | *[[Jorge Owens]] | ||
| + | *[[Cravel Gesundheit]] | ||
| + | *[[Willow Dice]] | ||
| + | *{{Spoiler|[[Boudicca Midcentury]] (Buried)}} | ||
| + | *{{Spoiler|[[Doc Anice]] (Buried)}} | ||
| + | |rotation= | ||
| + | *[[Carter Grimsley]] | ||
| + | *[[London Simmons]] | ||
| + | *[[Grollis Zephyr]] | ||
| + | *[[Dunn Keyes]] | ||
| + | *[[Mooney Doctor]] | ||
| + | |shadows= | ||
| + | *No Shadows | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | + | ===Expansion Era=== | |
| − | == | + | {{RosterDisplay |
| − | + | |lineup= | |
| − | <small>Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery_of_Tlopps_Cards# | + | *[[Hahn Fox]] |
| + | *[[Son Jensen]] | ||
| + | *[[Howell Franklin]] | ||
| + | *[[Borg Ruiz]] | ||
| + | *[[Eugenia Bickle]] | ||
| + | *[[Lars Taylor]] | ||
| + | |rotation= | ||
| + | *[[Sandoval Crossing]] | ||
| + | *[[Zack Sanders]] | ||
| + | *[[Jayden Wright]] | ||
| + | *[[Tot Best]] | ||
| + | *[[Sigmund Castillo]] | ||
| + | *[[Elvis Figueroa]] | ||
| + | |shadows= | ||
| + | *[[Nagomi Nava]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Newton Underbuck]] | ||
| + | *[[Paula Reddick]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Liam Petty]] | ||
| + | *[[Joe Voorhees]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Baby Sliders]] | ||
| + | *[[Comfort Monreal]] | ||
| + | *[[Francisca Burton]] | ||
| + | *[[Scrap Weeks]] | ||
| + | *[[Lotus Clutch]] | ||
| + | *[[Nucleus Cresthill]] | ||
| + | *[[Elwin Blaskets]] | ||
| + | *[[Miguel James]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Noquiryn Ratoon]] | ||
| + | *[[Kevelyn Clambucket]] | ||
| + | *[[Bobbin Inningson]] | ||
| + | *[[Kaj Statter Jr.]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Guy Gulp]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Frankie Crumpet]] | ||
| + | *[[Harriet Gildehaus]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Donia Bailey]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Phineas Wormthrice]] 👥 | ||
| + | *[[Alvie Kesh]] | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | <small>Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery_of_Tlopps_Cards#Moab_Hellmouth_Sunbeams_.F0.9F.8C.9E|here]].</small> | ||
==Player History== | ==Player History== | ||
<small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former_Hellmouth_Sunbeams_Players|Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players]].</small> | <small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former_Hellmouth_Sunbeams_Players|Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players]].</small> | ||
| − | + | {{#lst:Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Player History Tables|BetaPlayers}} | |
| − | + | {{#lst:Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Player History Tables|Return(s)Players}} | |
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==Season Results== | ==Season Results== | ||
| − | < | + | <small>For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from [[Moab Sunbeams/Season 1|Season 1]].</small> |
| − | + | {{#lst:Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season Results Tables|DisciplineSeasons}} | |
| − | + | {{#lst:Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season Results Tables|ExpansionSeasons}} | |
| − | + | {{#lst:Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season Results Tables|CoronationSeasons}} | |
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==History== | ==History== | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | ''For a timeline of notable events which have happened to the Hellmouth Sunbeams, see [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/History]].'' | + | ''For a timeline of notable events which have happened to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, see [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/History]].'' |
==Team Chemistry== | ==Team Chemistry== | ||
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==Rivalries== | ==Rivalries== | ||
| − | ''For more information about the Sunbeams' concept of rivalries, and a list of known rivalries, see [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries]].'' | + | ''For more information about the Sunbeams' concept of rivalries, and a list of known rivalries, see [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries]].'' |
[[File:How Sunbeams obtain Rivals.jpg|alt=<nowiki>Lined paper with the following text: do you want to be rivals with me? :) yes :( no :| maybe. A few lovehearts are scattered about the note, and the 'i' is dotted with a loveheart.</nowiki>|thumb|How Sunbeams Obtain Rivals. Credit: future kudos [discord]]] | [[File:How Sunbeams obtain Rivals.jpg|alt=<nowiki>Lined paper with the following text: do you want to be rivals with me? :) yes :( no :| maybe. A few lovehearts are scattered about the note, and the 'i' is dotted with a loveheart.</nowiki>|thumb|How Sunbeams Obtain Rivals. Credit: future kudos [discord]]] | ||
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==Stadium== | ==Stadium== | ||
| − | + | {{Main|Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field}} | |
| + | {{#lst:Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field|Solarium}} | ||
==Fan Culture== | ==Fan Culture== | ||
| − | <small>For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture]].</small> | + | <small>For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture]].</small> |
===Gameday Traditions=== | ===Gameday Traditions=== | ||
Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale. | Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale. | ||
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===Notable Chants=== | ===Notable Chants=== | ||
| + | <section begin="Team" chants="" /> | ||
| + | ====Team General==== | ||
| − | + | *Call: FIVE SEVEN | |
| − | + | **Response: SEVEN EIGHT (''Upon victory and/or scoring'') | |
| − | + | ***''5778 is the temperature of the sun in Kelvin'' | |
| − | |||
| − | *Call: FIVE SEVEN | ||
| − | **Response: SEVEN EIGHT | ||
*Call: STARE INTO THE SUN | *Call: STARE INTO THE SUN | ||
**Response: THE SUN STARES BACK | **Response: THE SUN STARES BACK | ||
| + | *Call: BONE FLESH TEETH | ||
| + | **Response: TEETH FLESH BONE | ||
*Call: TOO HOT | *Call: TOO HOT | ||
**Response: HOT DAMN | **Response: HOT DAMN | ||
| − | * | + | *HERE COMES THE SUN |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | Beams fans are also known to yell players' Soulscreams to cheer them on. | |
| − | + | ====Player Specific==== | |
| + | {| class="wikitable" | ||
| + | |+ | ||
| + | !Player | ||
| + | !Cheer | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Pangolin Ruiz]] | ||
| + | |PAN GO LONG / PAN GO HOME / PAN GONE / LIN FOR THE WIN | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Grizz El Sayed]] | ||
| + | |GRIZZARD / GRIZZLED / UNSPEAKABLE GRIZZ / SAYED AIN’T SO | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Cory Ross]] | ||
| + | |BOSS ROSS / SCORY CORY / NO SCORY OFF CORY / GLORY TO CORY | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Kajjala Aliyev]] | ||
| + | |SMOKE ‘EM / ALIYEVIATE US/ALIYEVIATED / ALIYOOP | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Eugenia Garbage]] | ||
| + | |GARBAGE DAY / TAKE OUT THE TRASH / TRASH EM | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Guozhi Ong]] | ||
| + | |GO ONG / ONG GO LONG / ONG BASE | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Jorge Owens]] | ||
| + | |HOMER OWENS / HOMER OWENS ASSOCIATION / O-WINS OWENS / HIP HIP JORGE | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Cravel Gesundheit]] | ||
| + | |SHE//ROX / GROUNDBREAKING / BLESS YOU | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Willow Dice]] | ||
| + | |ROLL THE DICE / NAT 20 / DICE EM UP / CRIT FAIL / NAT 1 / DICED / LETS GO WILD LOW (ICE) | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Carter Grimsley]] | ||
| + | |THINGS ARE LOOKING GRIM / CART EM OFF/OUT / GRIM SLAY | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[London Simmons]] | ||
| + | |LONDON CALLING | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Grollis Zephyr]] | ||
| + | |RICK GROLLED | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Dunn Keyes]] | ||
| + | |DUNNK EM / DUNNKIES / GET DUNNKED ON / DUNN MOVE | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Mooney Doctor]] | ||
| + | |THE DOCTOR IS IN//AND YOU ARE OUT / TO THE MOON | ||
| + | |} | ||
| + | ====Shadowed Players==== | ||
| + | {| class="wikitable" | ||
| + | |+ | ||
| + | !Player | ||
| + | !Cheer | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | | ||
| + | |There are currently no visible Sunbeams shadows players | ||
| + | |} | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%"> | ||
| + | ====Retired Chants==== | ||
| + | These chants have either fallen out of fashion, or are associated with players no longer on the Sunbeams' roster. | ||
| + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <span class="mw-headline">'''General'''</span> | ||
| − | + | *We are okay! | |
| + | *Beam me up, Scotty! | ||
| + | *You can't beat the heat! | ||
| + | *(: | ||
| − | + | <span class="mw-headline">'''Past Players'''</span> | |
| − | + | {| class="wikitable" | |
| − | + | |+ | |
| − | + | !Player | |
| − | + | !Cheer | |
| − | + | |- | |
| − | + | |[[Hendricks Richardson]] | |
| − | + | |PROF/PROFESSOR / SCHOOL 'EM PROF / EAT THE PITCH / ON YOUR MARX | |
| − | + | |- | |
| − | + | |[[Siobhan Chark]] | |
| − | + | |CHARK ATTACK | |
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Avila Guzman]] | ||
| + | |PARTY ANGEL | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Dudley Mueller]] | ||
| + | |BIG SIPS / BIG HITS / RIP IT AND GRIP IT / HOMERUNCULUS (''when scoring a home run'') | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Kaz Fiasco]] | ||
| + | |What a Fiasco! | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Brisket Friendo]] | ||
| + | |Risk it for the brisket | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Igneus Delacruz]] | ||
| + | |Delacruzin' | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Nerd Pacheco]] | ||
| + | |PA CHE CO / That's our Nerd! | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Sutton Bishop]] | ||
| + | |HONK / Call: IT TAKES A VILLAGE (Response: TO PILOT A GOOSE) / GOOSE CRIMES (''when stealing a base'') | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Malik Romayne]] | ||
| + | |Lettuce win! | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Alaynabella Hollywood]] | ||
| + | |HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Randall Marijuana) / HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLY COULD | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Emmett Internet]] | ||
| + | |DIAL UP / CONNECTION ESTABLISHED / aeiou / <nowiki>*dial-up noises* / *sad dial-up noises*</nowiki> | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Randall Marijuana]] | ||
| + | |HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Alaynabella Hollywood) | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Alexander Horne]] | ||
| + | |TOOT TOOT / DOOT DOOT / 🎺 / HORNE RUN (''when scoring a home run'') | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Hahn Fox]] | ||
| + | |Call: TOO HAHN (Response: HAHN DAMN) / FOX TROT (''when moving'') / FOX IN BOX | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Son Jensen]] | ||
| + | |SON(SUN) | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Howell Franklin]] | ||
| + | |Awoo! | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Eugenia Bickle]] | ||
| + | |BIC KILL / Runs Bickled in! | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Lars Taylor]] | ||
| + | |LONE STAR LARS (''with variants for more stars'') / YEEHAAW | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Sandoval Crossing]] | ||
| + | |CROSS 'EM OUT / X X X / You shall not pass | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Zack Sanders]] | ||
| + | |Throw rocks! / ZACK ATTACK | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Jayden Wright]] | ||
| + | |ALL RISE, COURT IS IN SESSION / CLOSE THE CASE | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Sigmund Castillo]] | ||
| + | |HELLS MOVING CASTLE | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Elvis Figueroa]] | ||
| + | |You've been gnomed | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Paula Reddick]] | ||
| + | |Call: Who you gonna call-a? (Response: Paula Paula Paula!) / That's the spirit! / REDDICKULOUS | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Guy Gulp]] | ||
| + | |Thats our Guy! / GG | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Nagomi Nava]] | ||
| + | |GO GO GOMI / ゴゴゴゴ (''when moving'') / Gomi go Homi | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Miguel James]] | ||
| + | |THE FLAMES OF JAMES | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Phineas Wormthrice]] | ||
| + | |PHINISH IT / PHINISHED | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Joe Voorhees]] | ||
| + | |GO JOE / GO GO GI JOE (''GI stands for Good Intentions'') | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | |[[Kaj Statter Jr.]] | ||
| + | |STATTER UP / THE JOCTOR IS IN | ||
| + | |}</div></div> | ||
| + | <section end="Team" chants="" /> | ||
==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| − | <small>Have fan art of the Sunbeams? Add it here or at [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan | + | ''<small>Have fan art of the Sunbeams? Add it here or at [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Works]]!</small>'' |
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| − | File: | + | File:Sunbeams Lineup.png|Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|5}} Lineup<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/oxyoxspring| @Oxyoxspring]''' |
| − | File: | + | File:SunbeamsS7 by alienmandy.jpg|Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|7}} Lineup<br />by [https://twitter.com/alienmandy_/status/1306501289883254784 '''@alienmandy_'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Sunbeams by red fathom.png|Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|8}} Lineup<br />by [https://twitter.com/red_fathom/status/1310024096382701570 '''Red Fathoms'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:BeamsS10 by coblin.png|Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|10}} Roster<br />by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov '''Coblin'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:6 out of 13 of these guys currently on the active beams siesta to siesta ✌️😔.jpg|Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|11}} Roster<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Beamsrotation.jpg|⅘ of the Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|11}} Rotation<br />by [https://twitter.com/marcheriest '''Casper Pham'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:My Beautiful Beams.......Almost 🙂.png|Sunbeams {{BetaSeason|20}} Roster<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Sunbeams Notarized S2 Winners.png|Sunbeams [[Season_2|Season 2]] Roster<br />by [https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn '''Jonny'''] |
| − | File:2020.10.16.party.png|Sunbeams [[Party Time]] recipients in Season 10 | + | File:2020.10.16.party.png|Sunbeams [[Party Time]] recipients in Season 10<br />by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1317522798093438976 '''larkine'''] |
| − | File:Friends by larkine.png|[[Hall Stars]] players [[Emmett Internet]] and [[Randall Marijuana]], formerly of the Sunbeams | + | File:Friends by larkine.png|[[Hall Stars]] players [[Emmett Internet]] and [[Randall Marijuana]], formerly of the Sunbeams<br />by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1318601762186690562 '''larkine'''] |
| − | File:2020.10.19.friends.two.png|The Precog Trio | + | File:2020.10.19.friends.two.png|The Precog Trio<br />by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1318604833469943811 '''larkine'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:Stay a little longer, please, for me.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of two hands. One of the hands has dark reddish-orange tiger stripes on it, and is reaching upwards towards a pomegranate with stitching on the outside to resemble a blaseball. The other hand has glowing gold veins of light along it and is holding the hand with stripes by the wrist, pulling it back away from the pomegranate, which has a yellow ring of light around it. The background is a red-black ombre.|''stay a little longer, please, for me''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1320130443572891649 '''@_pysics'''] |
| − | File:Sunbeams season 11 champions.png|Sunbeams win the Season 11 Championship<br />by [https://twitter.com/ | + | File:Sunbeams season 11 champions.png|Sunbeams win the Season 11 Championship<br />by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1320380827910418432 '''larkine'''] |
| − | File: | + | File:102420 BeamsChampion.gif|<small>click to view</small><br />Sunbeams Season 11 Championship animation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/MimimiCee/status/1320205020076408833?s=20 @MimimiCee]''' |
| − | File: | + | File:Siesta sleepybeams.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of the Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 11 roster taking a nap together.|Siesta Sunbeams<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/alienmandy_/status/1362986523860164612?s=20 @alienmandy_]''' |
| − | File:Beams advice by ash.jpg|[[Nagomi Nava]], [[Nerd Pacheco]], [[Sutton Bishop]], and [[Miguel James]] offer heartfelt life advice | + | File:The Only Trio Ever.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet, Randy Weed, and Nagomi Nava. Emmett is a robot with a CRT monitor for a head, Randy is a tiefling with green hair, and Nagomi is a woman with long black hair and a multi-eyed entity covering the left side of her face. The trio is wearing matching Sunbeams jackets while leaning on each other and chatting.|''The Only Trio Ever''<br />by '''[https://www.instagram.com/p/CRyxdFJKNZ4/ @rubiqunda]''' |
| + | File:Beams advice by ash.jpg|[[Nagomi Nava]], [[Nerd Pacheco]], [[Sutton Bishop]], and [[Miguel James]] offer heartfelt life advice<br />By '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1337663957075681280? Ash]''' | ||
| + | File:Fambily.png|alt=Howell Franklin hugging Iggy Delacruz & Wyatt Mason VII|''Family''<br />by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds '''Jace'''] | ||
File:Sk8r beems.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams players Zack Sanders, Kaj Statter Jr., Hahn Fox, & Igneus Delacruz rollerskating together. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, dark yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|Sunbeams Skaters<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045?s=20 @_pysics]''' | File:Sk8r beems.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams players Zack Sanders, Kaj Statter Jr., Hahn Fox, & Igneus Delacruz rollerskating together. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, dark yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|Sunbeams Skaters<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045?s=20 @_pysics]''' | ||
File:Until we yeet again….jpg|''The Precog Trio''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/snorgyfanatic/status/1372801441476145158?s=20 @snorgyfanatic]''' | File:Until we yeet again….jpg|''The Precog Trio''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/snorgyfanatic/status/1372801441476145158?s=20 @snorgyfanatic]''' | ||
| + | File:At da ren faire.jpg|[[Lars Taylor|Lars]], Nerd & [[Sandoval Crossing|Sandy]] at the Vlalentines Day Ren Faire, by {{Twitter|name=_iznj}} | ||
| + | File:GAS 👏 MONEY.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Guy Gulp with Aldon Cashmoney at the counter of Seven Helleven. Guy is an dark-skinned person with short afro-textured hair and a hearing aid in zir left ear. Ze is handling a box and having a conversation with Aldon, an individual with dark brown skin, golden locs made of coins, and a small set of golden wings, who is leaning back on the counter casually.|[[Guy Gulp]] with [[Aldon Cashmoney]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1429876832556535823 '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS WHICH ONE ARE YOU?.png|alt=A selection of Sunbeams players drawn over the \"Out of your friends which one are you\?" meme with Paula Reddick as the truck freak, Kaj Statter Jr. as the crazy ass, Phineas Wormthrice as the друг, and Jayden Wright as the fighter.|''OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS WHICH ONE ARE YOU?''<br />by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1454324433364074497 '''Ash'''] | ||
| + | File:Shadowdance.png|alt=A digital illustration of Sunbeams players Donia Bailey, Kaj Statter Jr., Lars Taylor, Joe Voorhees, Phineas Wormthrice, and Nagomi Nava square dancing on the deck of Kaj's ship. They are all similarly dressed in white shirts or crop-tops, leather vests, black skirts or jorts, and matching cowboy boots. In addition to this, Donia is wearing a black bandanna, Lars a cowboy hat, and Joe his signature hockey mask. Donia is partnered with Kaj, Lars with Joe, and Nagomi with Finny, whom she is tossing up into the air.|Shadows Square Dancing<br />by [https://twitter.com/yokorinart '''@yokorin'''] | ||
| + | File:New Beams, Who Dis?.png|alt=A digital drawing of London Simmons, Mooney Doctor, Dunn Keyes, and Pangolin Ruiz after falling out of the Black Hole (Black Hole).|First Four [[Fall Ball|Falls]]<br />by [https://poltergeisz.tumblr.com/post/701408647330381824/new-beams-3c '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:Sobbing...mybabies.png|alt=Digital drawing of the 5 remaining original non-alternated Sunbeams as of Season 24. In the front, Miguel James is in the middle with his arms around Nagomi Nava to the left and Lars Taylor on the right. Behind them, Zack Sanders is in between Miguel and Lars, sticking her tongue out and throwing out peace signs. Sandoval Crossing is between Miguel and Nagomi, smiling. All are dressed in their active Sunbeams uniform. Zack and Miguel are both smiling wide and Nagomi is looking slightly bored at the camera.|OG Beams<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1585897220213477379 '''Olive'''] | ||
| + | File:Dead Tom Jeffrey Real.jpg|alt=A sun with a worried expression in the center of an orange, yellow, and white circle. The words \"Moab Sunbeams\" encircle it.|Logo by '''[https://twitter.com/betaraycarrie/status/1412186515124391936 Kess]''' | ||
| + | File:Sacred Geometry Suns.jpg|alt=A light yellow torus in the center of a larger yellow circle with small, thin, short yellow rays extending from it on a dotted background of stars. Below are the words \"Stare into the Sun.\"|''Stare into the Sun''<br />poster by '''[https://twitter.com/betaraycarrie/status/1325469638830985216 Kess]''' | ||
| + | File:Staring Into The Sun.jpg|alt=An eye in the center of a glowing pale yellow orb, surrounded by thin rays of light. The words \"Hellmouth Sunbeams\" encircle it.|Logo by '''[https://twitter.com/betaraycarrie/status/1357479844360167424 Kess]''' | ||
| + | File:Visit Beautiful Hellmouth!.png|alt=A travel poster stating "Visit Beautiful Hellmouth", depicting a flaming pit in the desert. The foreground has a cattle skull and behind the mouth are some cacti. In the distance are mountains of red rock along the horizon and the sun is shining in the sky.|''Visit Beautiful Hellmouth''<br />by {{Twitter|name=moldlover}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 22:54, 30 January 2023
The Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams (formerly the Moab Sunbeams and the Hellmouth Sunbeams) are a professional Blaseball team based in Moab Hellmouth, Utah. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A and compete in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference.
During the Discipline Era, the Sunbeams originally competed in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. After the passing of the High Filter decree during the Season β5 Elections, the Sunbeams were placed into the Wild Low division of the Wild League, where they played for the remainder of the Discipline Era and entirety of the Expansion Era.
Roster
| Lineup | Rotation |
|---|---|
| Shadows | |
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Expansion Era
Select Tlopps cards can be found here.
Player History
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Hellmouth Sunbeams Players.
Beta Player History (Seasons β1–β24)
| Date | Removed | Added | Cause | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 03 2 | Rhys Trombone | Dudley Mueller | 🌞 | Incineration | |||
| 03 23 | Velasquez Meadows | Alexander Horne | 🌞 | Incineration | |||
| 05 91 | Emmett Internet | Sutton Bishop | 🌞 | Incineration | |||
| 06 44 | Randall Marijuana | Hendricks Richardson | 👐 | Feedback | |||
| 06 61 | Alexander Horne | Sigmund Castillo | 💋 | Feedback | |||
| 06 EL | Alaynabella Hollywood | Hahn Fox | 🌹 | Blessing (🌞) | Vulture | ||
| 07 60 | Malik Romayne | Joe Voorhees | 🕵️ | Feedback | |||
| 09 99 | - | Lotus Clutch | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 10 99 | - | Nucleus Cresthill | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 11 99 | - | Elwin Blaskets | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 12 99 | - | Harriet Gildehaus | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 12 EL00 | Nerd Pacheco | Aldon Cashmoney | 🐅 | Will (🌞) | Plunder | ||
| 13 98 | Sutton Bishop | Kaj Statter Jr. | 🌞 | Incineration | |||
| 13 EL00 | Aldon Cashmoney | Richmond Harrison | 🐅 | Will (🐅) | Plunder | ||
| 14 LS | - | Wyatt Mason VII | 🌞 | Second Wyatt Masoning | |||
| 14 81 | Wyatt Mason VII | - | Echoed into Static | ||||
| 14 99 | - | Noquiryn Ratoon | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 15 99 | - | Kevelyn Clambucket | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 15 EL00 | Zack Sanders | Elvis Figueroa | 🥧 | Will (🌞) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 16 EL00 | Richmond Harrison | Alston Cerveza | 🗣️ | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 16 EL01 | Alston Cerveza | Brisket Friendo | 🦀 | Will (🦀) | Foreshadow | ||
| 16 EL02 | Elvis Figueroa | Zack Sanders | 🥧 | Will (🌞) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 17 28 | Igneus Delacruz | Kaz Fiasco | 🐌 | Feedback | |||
| 17 99 | - | Bobbin Inningson | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 17 EL02 | Brisket Friendo | Howell Franklin | 🎸 | Will (🌞) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 18 64 | Dudley Mueller | Avila Guzman | 🕵️ | Feedback | |||
| 18 99 | - | Phineas Wormthrice | 🌞 | Playoff Birth | |||
| 18 EL01 | Avila Guzman | Quack Enjoyable | 🎸 | Will (🎸) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 19 41 | Quack Enjoyable | Siobhan Chark | 🕵️ | Feedback | |||
| 19 EL01 | Kaz Fiasco | Elvis Figueroa | 🥧 | Will (🥧) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 20 99 | - | Borg Ruiz | 🌞 | Overbracket Playoff Birth | |||
| 21 5 | Siobhan Chark | Comfort Septemberish | 🕵️ | Feedback | |||
| 21 99 | - | Frankie Crumpet | 🌞 | Underbracket Playoff Birth | |||
| 21 EL00 | Comfort Septemberish | Jasper Blather | 👐 | Will (👐) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 21 EL02 | Jasper Blather | Roamed to | 🐌 | Roamin' | |||
| 22 LS | - | Goodwin Morin III | 🌞 | Gift Shop | |||
| 22 99 | - | Guy Gulp | 🌞 | Overbracket Playoff Birth | |||
| 22 EL00 | Hendricks Richardson | Son Jensen | 🌮 | Will (🌮) | Equivalent Exchange | ||
| 22 EL01 | Avila Baker | Sent to | 🎸 | Blessing (🎸) | Gachapon | ||
| 22 EL02 | Goodwin Morin III | Returned to | 🏅 | Faded to Dust | |||
| 23 51 | - | Donia Bailey | 🕵️ | Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌞) | |||
| 23 63 | - | Dunlap Figueroa | 🚤 | Super Roamin' | The Fifth Base | ||
| 23 72 | Dunlap Figueroa | Super roamed to | 🕵️ | Super Roamin' | The Fifth Base | ||
| 23 99 | - | Alvie Kesh | 🌞 | Overbracket Playoff Birth | |||
| 23 11700 | Nagomi Nava | Drafted by | 💫 | Drafted to the ILB Semi-Centennial (💫) | |||
| 23 11701 | - | Nagomi Nava | 💫 | Returned from the ILB Semi-Centennial | |||
| 23 EL00 | Chris Koch | Sent to | 🌮 | Blessing (🌮) | Gachapon | ||
The Return(s) Player History (Seasons 1–present)
| Date | Removed | Added | Cause | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FB00 | - | Pangolin Ruiz | 🌹 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB01 | Alvie Kesh | Fell to | 💋 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB02 | Zack Sanders | Fell to | 🌹 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB03 | Tot Best | Fell to | 🌮 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB04 | - | London Simmons | 🗣️ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB05 | Joe Voorhees | Fell to | 🚤 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB06 | - | Mooney Doctor | 🗣️ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB07 | Sigmund Castillo | Fell to | 👐 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB08 | Elvis Figueroa | Fell to | 🌮 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB09 | Baby Sliders | Fell to | 🥩 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB10 | - | Dunn Keyes | 🌹 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB11 | - | Cravel Gesundheit | ✨ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB12 | - | Willow Dice | 🚤 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB13 | - | Cory Ross | 🥩 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB14 | - | Grollis Zephyr | 🏋️ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB15 | Howell Franklin | Fell to | 🕵️ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB16 | Son Jensen | Fell to | 🔱 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB17 | - | Eugenia Garbage | 🗣️ | Fall Ball | |||
| FB18 | Kaj Statter Jr. | Fell to | 👟 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB19 | Donia Bailey | Fell to | 🌮 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB20 | - | Jorge Owens | 👟 | Fall Ball | |||
| FB21 | Paula Reddick | Fell to | 🗣️ | Fall Ball | |||
| 01 01 00 | - | Grizz El Sayed | 🌞 | Newly hatched | |||
| 01 01 01 | - | Guozhi Ong | 🌞 | Newly hatched | |||
| 01 01 02 | - | Kajjala Aliyev | 🌞 | Newly hatched | |||
| 01 01 01 | - | Carter Grimsley | 🌞 | Newly hatched | |||
| 01 74 | - | Boudicca Midcentury | 🎸 | Horizon | |||
| 01 86 | Newton Underbuck | Fell to | 🔥 | Horizon | |||
| 02 6 | - | Zephyr McCloud | 🏋️ | Can't Lose | |||
| 02 7 | Zephyr McCloud | Joined the | 🔱 | Can't Lose | |||
| 02 9 | - | Zephyr McCloud | 🔱 | Can't Lose | |||
| 02 12 | Zephyr McCloud | Joined the | 👟 | Can't Lose | |||
| 02 41 | - | Doc Anice | 🥧 | Horizon | |||
| 02 101 | - | Özlem Suttner | 🌹 | Can't Lose | |||
Season Results
For a full season by season breakdown see the Sunbeams' Season Summaries, starting from Season 1.
The Discipline Era (Seasons β1–β11)
| Discipline Era | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Election | |||
| β1 | 40 | 40-59 | N/A | None | |||
| β2 | 37 | 37-62 | N/A |
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| β3 | 38 | 38-61 | N/A | None | |||
| β4 | 40 | 40-59 | N/A |
| |||
| β5 | 35 | 35-64 | N/A |
| |||
| β6 | 47 | 47-52 | N/A |
| |||
| β7 | 54 | 54-45 | N/A |
| |||
| β8 | 59 | 59-40 | 🌞 | 0 - 3 | 🕵️ |
| |
| β9 | 51 | 51-48 | 🌞 | 2 - 0 | 🔥 |
| |
| 🦀 | 3 - 0 | 🌞 | |||||
| β10 | 33 | 33-66 | 🌞 | 2 - 0 | 🌮 |
| |
| 🦀 | 3 - 0 | 🌞 | |||||
| β11 | 68 | 68-39 | 🌞 | 3 - (-1) | 🕵️ |
| |
| 🐅 | 3 - 5 | 🌞 | |||||
| 🌞 | 3 - 1 | 🎸 | |||||
| ILB Champs ● | |||||||
The Expansion Era (Seasons β12–β24)
| Expansion Era | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Election | |||
| β12 | 58 | 57-42 | 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 👐 |
| |
| 🐅 | 3 - 1 | 🌞 | |||||
| β13 | 52 | 47-52 | N/A |
| |||
| β14 | 56 | 56-43 | 🌞 | 0 - 3 | 🌮 |
| |
| β15 | 58 | 58-41 | 🌞 | 0 - 3 | 🍗 |
| |
| β16 | 42 | 42-57 | N/A |
| |||
| β17 | 37 | 37-62 | 🌞 | 0 - 2 | 🔥 | The Hellmouth Sunbeams receive a Free Will!
| |
| β18 | 47 | 47-52 | 🌞 | 2 - 1 | 🕵️ |
| |
| 🌹 | 3 - 1 | 🌞 | |||||
| β19 | -56 | 55-44 | N/A |
| |||
| β20 | 64 | 60-39 | 🌞 | 1 - 3 | 🌮 |
| |
| β21 | 63 | 55-44 | 🌞 | 2 - 1 | 🚤 |
| |
| 🍗 | 1 - 3 | 🌞 | |||||
| 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 🏋️ | |||||
| 🗣️ | 0 - 3 | 🌞 | |||||
| ILB Champs ●● | |||||||
| β22 | 78 | 63-36 | 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 🍗 |
| |
| 🏋️ | 3 - 2 | 🌞 | |||||
| β23 | 79 | 63-36 | 🌞 | 3 - 2 | 🚤 |
| |
| 🐌 | 3 - 2 | 🌞 | |||||
| β24 | 24 | 57-42 | N/A | There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball. | |||
The Coronation Era (Seasons 1–present)
| Coronation Era | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Election | |||
| 1 | 66 | 66-24 | 🌞 | 3 - 0 | 🚤 |
| |
| 👟 | 3 - 1 | 🌞 | |||||
| 2 | 71 | 71-19 | 🌞 | 3 - 1 | 💋 |
| |
| 🏝️ | 1 - 3 | 🌞 | |||||
| 🌞 | 3 - 1 | 🌹 | |||||
| ILB Champs ● | |||||||
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a timeline of notable events which have happened to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, see Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/History.
Team Chemistry
The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry, and relaxed vibes that may surprise some given their historically poor record of being good at Blaseball. Overall, the Sunbeams haven taken a philosophical approach to their poor performances in seasons past, rationalising that compared to the latent daily horror of life in the Immaterial Plane, the Blaseball League, and on the teetering lip of a pit dropping straight into hell, "being bad at Blaseball isn't worth losing braincells over." Nobody blames anybody after a loss, and win or lose they all go get smoothies from the Shadow Moabbey. It is not recommended that anyone outside the team drinks the smoothies from the Moabbey. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.
The Sunbeams are also major figures in the wider Hellmouth community, with a strong sense of responsibility to be good role models who strongly discourage anyone from trying to come to Hellmouth. Even visitors planning only a short trip run the risk of experiencing the Tug, and/or gaining an Adaptation which would forever tie them to the accursed place the Sunbeams call home. However, should fate, blessings, weather, misfortune, elections, or grim determination bring a newcomer to the Sunbeams roster, the team will do all they can to help the new player feel welcome. The orientation programs are an ad-hoc affair, but combine practical advice for surviving in Hellmouth with haphazard explanations of Igneus "Iggy" Delacruz and Miguel James' theatrics and antics.
Many players on the Sunbeams roster are active members in the community: running local businesses, guest lecturing at Hellmouth Community College, or offering services to make Hellmouth that little bit less inhospitable for everyone living there.
Rivalries
For more information about the Sunbeams' concept of rivalries, and a list of known rivalries, see Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries.
The Sunbeams have a complicated relationship with rivalries, a label which oft-encompasses a range of complicated and nuanced emotional relationships. Rivalry, as understood by the Sunbeams and their fans, involves:
- wistfully watching their rival's matches, hoping to face them in battle once again
- fiercely defending a rival from others, for only You are allowed to defeat them
- cheering for the rival as they grow, overcome trials and reveal new strengths, as such development is a hallmark for any worthy rival
- being unable to think of anyone other than the rival
- on dark nights wondering if they're staring into the same sun, cursing your name.
In the spirit of competition, everyone in the League is a rival of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, though some rivalries have been developed to the point they fall under a separate category of Major Rivalry, Rivalliance, or Anti-Rival. To learn more about these rivalries, or to find out your team's rivalry-status with the Sunbeams, please view the Rivalries subpage.
Staff
Coaches
- Sol, head coach
- Monsieur Bean (possibly Monsieur Beam), personal assistant to the head coach
- Velasquez Meadows's Ghost, manager
- Addie Tantalus, asst. coach
- [No known first name] Nakamura, asst. coach
- Determination Montgomery, batting coach
- Beef Randolph, nutritionist
Additional Personnel
- JEFF, "mascot"
- Dead Tom, the fan
- The Man Who Owns All the Teeth, sponsor
- The entire population of Bishop Sutton
- Moon Roomba
Stadium
See the main article on this topic: Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field
Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field is located in the western part of downtown Hellmouth, just off of BAD 191. Its grounds rest on the edge of the main Hellmouth sinkhole, and are bisected by several smaller sinkholes, cracks, teeth, and ruined neighborhood blocks. The grounds are surrounded by the Infinite Mill Creek moat, whose inscrutable geometry protects the field from unwelcome visitors and aspiring Sun-killers.
When walking into the ballpark there is a waterfall feature, believed to be molten gold. The front entrance of the ballpark was angled in such a way that the Sun would rise in line with it and the waterfall on the first day of every new blaseball Season. As best as can be observed, the Sun changed its path slightly following the opening of the Hellmouth to preserve this tradition.
Sun 2, which appeared near the end of Season β10 and has been a constant presence in the skies above Hellmouth ever since, has not demonstrated this property. Talks were underway to build or seek out a system which would turn the ballpark and ensure Sun 2 could rise at season's dawn in alignment, but finalized plans have not yet been forthcoming.
Fan Culture
For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture.
Gameday Traditions
Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.
At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.
In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.
The Solympic Flame
At the dawn of every Season, a fire is started somewhere in the Solarium using the sacred light from the easternmost Blaseball location. To date, the flame has been extinguished by Garages fans before the season has concluded. For more information, see the Solympic Flame page.
Notable Chants
Team General
- Call: FIVE SEVEN
- Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
- 5778 is the temperature of the sun in Kelvin
- Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
- Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
- Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
- Call: BONE FLESH TEETH
- Response: TEETH FLESH BONE
- Call: TOO HOT
- Response: HOT DAMN
- HERE COMES THE SUN
Beams fans are also known to yell players' Soulscreams to cheer them on.
Player Specific
| Player | Cheer |
|---|---|
| Pangolin Ruiz | PAN GO LONG / PAN GO HOME / PAN GONE / LIN FOR THE WIN |
| Grizz El Sayed | GRIZZARD / GRIZZLED / UNSPEAKABLE GRIZZ / SAYED AIN’T SO |
| Cory Ross | BOSS ROSS / SCORY CORY / NO SCORY OFF CORY / GLORY TO CORY |
| Kajjala Aliyev | SMOKE ‘EM / ALIYEVIATE US/ALIYEVIATED / ALIYOOP |
| Eugenia Garbage | GARBAGE DAY / TAKE OUT THE TRASH / TRASH EM |
| Guozhi Ong | GO ONG / ONG GO LONG / ONG BASE |
| Jorge Owens | HOMER OWENS / HOMER OWENS ASSOCIATION / O-WINS OWENS / HIP HIP JORGE |
| Cravel Gesundheit | SHE//ROX / GROUNDBREAKING / BLESS YOU |
| Willow Dice | ROLL THE DICE / NAT 20 / DICE EM UP / CRIT FAIL / NAT 1 / DICED / LETS GO WILD LOW (ICE) |
| Carter Grimsley | THINGS ARE LOOKING GRIM / CART EM OFF/OUT / GRIM SLAY |
| London Simmons | LONDON CALLING |
| Grollis Zephyr | RICK GROLLED |
| Dunn Keyes | DUNNK EM / DUNNKIES / GET DUNNKED ON / DUNN MOVE |
| Mooney Doctor | THE DOCTOR IS IN//AND YOU ARE OUT / TO THE MOON |
Shadowed Players
| Player | Cheer |
|---|---|
| There are currently no visible Sunbeams shadows players |
Retired Chants
These chants have either fallen out of fashion, or are associated with players no longer on the Sunbeams' roster.
General
- We are okay!
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- You can't beat the heat!
- (:
Past Players
| Player | Cheer |
|---|---|
| Hendricks Richardson | PROF/PROFESSOR / SCHOOL 'EM PROF / EAT THE PITCH / ON YOUR MARX |
| Siobhan Chark | CHARK ATTACK |
| Avila Guzman | PARTY ANGEL |
| Dudley Mueller | BIG SIPS / BIG HITS / RIP IT AND GRIP IT / HOMERUNCULUS (when scoring a home run) |
| Kaz Fiasco | What a Fiasco! |
| Brisket Friendo | Risk it for the brisket |
| Igneus Delacruz | Delacruzin' |
| Nerd Pacheco | PA CHE CO / That's our Nerd! |
| Sutton Bishop | HONK / Call: IT TAKES A VILLAGE (Response: TO PILOT A GOOSE) / GOOSE CRIMES (when stealing a base) |
| Malik Romayne | Lettuce win! |
| Alaynabella Hollywood | HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Randall Marijuana) / HOLLYWOOD AND HOLLY COULD |
| Emmett Internet | DIAL UP / CONNECTION ESTABLISHED / aeiou / *dial-up noises* / *sad dial-up noises* |
| Randall Marijuana | HOLLYWEED (in conjunction with Alaynabella Hollywood) |
| Alexander Horne | TOOT TOOT / DOOT DOOT / 🎺 / HORNE RUN (when scoring a home run) |
| Hahn Fox | Call: TOO HAHN (Response: HAHN DAMN) / FOX TROT (when moving) / FOX IN BOX |
| Son Jensen | SON(SUN) |
| Howell Franklin | Awoo! |
| Eugenia Bickle | BIC KILL / Runs Bickled in! |
| Lars Taylor | LONE STAR LARS (with variants for more stars) / YEEHAAW |
| Sandoval Crossing | CROSS 'EM OUT / X X X / You shall not pass |
| Zack Sanders | Throw rocks! / ZACK ATTACK |
| Jayden Wright | ALL RISE, COURT IS IN SESSION / CLOSE THE CASE |
| Sigmund Castillo | HELLS MOVING CASTLE |
| Elvis Figueroa | You've been gnomed |
| Paula Reddick | Call: Who you gonna call-a? (Response: Paula Paula Paula!) / That's the spirit! / REDDICKULOUS |
| Guy Gulp | Thats our Guy! / GG |
| Nagomi Nava | GO GO GOMI / ゴゴゴゴ (when moving) / Gomi go Homi |
| Miguel James | THE FLAMES OF JAMES |
| Phineas Wormthrice | PHINISH IT / PHINISHED |
| Joe Voorhees | GO JOE / GO GO GI JOE (GI stands for Good Intentions) |
| Kaj Statter Jr. | STATTER UP / THE JOCTOR IS IN |
Fan Works
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Sunbeams Season β5 Lineup
by @Oxyoxspring
Sunbeams Season β7 Lineup
by @alienmandy_
Sunbeams Season β8 Lineup
by Red Fathoms
Sunbeams Season β10 Roster
by Coblin
Sunbeams Season β11 Roster
by Olive
⅘ of the Sunbeams Season β11 Rotation
by Casper Pham
Sunbeams Season β20 Roster
by Olive
Sunbeams Party Time recipients in Season 10
by larkine
Hall Stars players Emmett Internet and Randall Marijuana, formerly of the Sunbeams
by larkine
The Precog Trio
by larkine
stay a little longer, please, for me
by @_pysics
Sunbeams win the Season 11 Championship
by larkine
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Sunbeams Season 11 Championship animation
by @MimimiCee
Siesta Sunbeams
by @alienmandy_
The Only Trio Ever
by @rubiqunda
Nagomi Nava, Nerd Pacheco, Sutton Bishop, and Miguel James offer heartfelt life advice
By Ash
Family
by Jace
Sunbeams Skaters
by @_pysics
The Precog Trio
by @snorgyfanatic
Guy Gulp with Aldon Cashmoney
by Chamomile
OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
by Ash
Shadows Square Dancing
by @yokorin
OG Beams
by Olive
Logo by Kess
Stare into the Sun
poster by Kess
Logo by Kess
Visit Beautiful Hellmouth
by @moldlover
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
| Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Beam · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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