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The '''Hawai‘i Fridays''' are a [[blaseball]] team in the Chaotic division of the [[Evil Conference]]. They were a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] from [[Season AA]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 24]], Day 12. They then returned from the [[Hall of Flame]], before Blaseball was consumed by the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]], before finally returning in [[Fall Ball]]. They previously played in the Chaotic Good Division of the [[Good League]] and then the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]].  
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The '''Hawai‘i Fridays''' are a [[blaseball]] team in the Chaotic division of the [[Evil Conference]]. They were a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] from [[Season AA]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 12. They then returned from the [[Hall of Flame]], before Blaseball was consumed by the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]], before finally returning in [[Fall Ball]]. They previously played in the Chaotic Good Division of the [[Good League]] and then the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]].  
  
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==
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*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] (Transferred to the [[Hades Tigers]] due to [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]'s Season 1 postseason defection to the Fridays)
 
*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] (Transferred to the [[Hades Tigers]] due to [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]'s Season 1 postseason defection to the Fridays)
*[[Elijah Valenzuela]] (Transferred to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] for [[Aldon Cashmoney]] via the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Popular by Association''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 7]])
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*[[Elijah Valenzuela]] (Transferred to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] for [[Aldon Cashmoney]] via the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Popular by Association''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|7}})
*[[Karato Bean]] (Transferred to the [[Houston Spies]] for [[Evelton McBlase II]] via the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 7]])
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*[[Karato Bean]] (Transferred to the [[Houston Spies]] for [[Evelton McBlase II]] via the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Lottery Pick''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|7}})
*[[Aldon Cashmoney]] (Transferred to the [[Hades Tigers]] for [[Spears Taylor]] via the [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Blind Date''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 8]])
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney]] (Transferred to the [[Hades Tigers]] for [[Spears Taylor]] via the [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Blind Date''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|8}})
 
*[[York Silk]] (stolen by [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] during Season 9, [[Day X]], no replacement)
 
*[[York Silk]] (stolen by [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] during Season 9, [[Day X]], no replacement)
*[[Evelton McBlase II]] (Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings Results|'''People's Champions''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 10]])
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*[[Evelton McBlase II]] (Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings Results|'''People's Champions''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|10}})
*[[Baldwin Breadwinner]](Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings Results|'''People's Champions''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 10]])
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*[[Baldwin Breadwinner]](Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings Results|'''People's Champions''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|10}})
*[[Bevan Underbuck]] (Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Montgomery Bullock]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings Results|'''People's Champions''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 10]])
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*[[Bevan Underbuck]] (Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Montgomery Bullock]] via the [[Season 10#Blessings Results|'''People's Champions''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|10}})
 
*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] (Transferred to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] via the Highway Robbery blessing in Season 3 for [[Bevan Underbuck]]; transferred to the [[Seattle Garages]] via the Plunder will in Season 12 for [[Greer Gwiffin]]).
 
*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] (Transferred to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] via the Highway Robbery blessing in Season 3 for [[Bevan Underbuck]]; transferred to the [[Seattle Garages]] via the Plunder will in Season 12 for [[Greer Gwiffin]]).
*[[Alyssa Harrell]] (Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] via the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 14]])
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*[[Alyssa Harrell]] (Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] via the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|14}})
*[[Greer Gwiffin]] (Transferred to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] for [[Valentine Games]] via the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will at the end of [[Season 14]])
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*[[Greer Gwiffin]] (Transferred to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] for [[Valentine Games]] via the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Plunder''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|14}})
*[[Montgomery Bullock]] (Transferred to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] for [[Mordecai Kingbird]] via the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 16]])
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*[[Montgomery Bullock]] (Transferred to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] for [[Mordecai Kingbird]] via the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|16}})
*[[Baldwin Breadwinner]] (Transferred to the [[Dallas Steaks]] via the [[Season 17#Blessings Results|'''Alternator''' blessing]] at the end of [[Season 17]], no replacement)
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*[[Baldwin Breadwinner]] (Transferred to the [[Dallas Steaks]] via the [[Season 17#Blessings Results|'''Alternator''' blessing]] at the end of {{BetaSeason|17}}, no replacement)
*[[Alyssa Harrell]] (Transferred to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] for [[Gabriel Griffith]] via the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 19]])
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*[[Alyssa Harrell]] (Transferred to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] for [[Gabriel Griffith]] via the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|19}})
*[[Percival Wheeler]] (Transferred to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] for [[Bates Bentley]] via the [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 21]])
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*[[Percival Wheeler]] (Transferred to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] for [[Bates Bentley]] via the [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|21}})
*[[Beck Whitney]]  (Transferred to the [[New York Millennials]] for [[Castillo Turner]] via the [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 22]])
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*[[Beck Whitney]]  (Transferred to the [[New York Millennials]] for [[Castillo Turner]] via the [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|22}})
*[[King Roland]] (Transferred to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] for [[Juice Collins]] via the [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 22]])
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*[[King Roland]] (Transferred to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] for [[Juice Collins]] via the [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|22}})
*[[Castillo Turner]] (Transferred to the [[Boston Flowers]] for [[Chorby Short]] via the [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 22]])
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*[[Castillo Turner]] (Transferred to the [[Boston Flowers]] for [[Chorby Short]] via the [[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|22}})
*[[Chorby Short]] (Sent to the [[Boston Flowers]] with no replacement via the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Move''']] will at the end of [[Season 22]])
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*[[Chorby Short]] (Sent to the [[Boston Flowers]] with no replacement via the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Move''']] will at the end of {{BetaSeason|22}})
*[[Mayra Buckley]] (Sent to the [[Seattle Garages]] with no replacement via the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 22]])
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*[[Mayra Buckley]] (Sent to the [[Seattle Garages]] with no replacement via the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing at the end of {{BetaSeason|22}})
*[[Timmy Manco]] (Sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] with no replacement via the [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 23]])
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*[[Timmy Manco]] (Sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] with no replacement via the [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing at the end of {{BetaSeason|23}})
  
 
===Preserved in the Vault===
 
===Preserved in the Vault===

Revision as of 22:47, 14 January 2023

The Hawai‘i Fridays are a blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They were a part of Internet League Blaseball from Season AA until being incinerated on Season β24, Day 12. They then returned from the Hall of Flame, before Blaseball was consumed by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Chaotic Good Division of the Good League and then the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
The Shadows are currently empty or unavailable.

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerated

Season 3 group portrait by Hummingbelle.

Feedback Swaps

Transferred

Preserved in the Vault

Faded to Dust

Season Results

Season Record Win % Division Placement Season Notes
1 48-51 .485 4th
2 45-54 .455 4th
3 48-51 .485 4th
4 44-55 .444 tied 4th
5 48-51 .485 2nd
6 31-68 .313 5th
7 39-60 .394 5th
8 36-63 .364 4th
9 21-78 .212 5th Chosen as Mild Wild Card - Lost 1-2 to Hades Tigers in Wildcard Round
10 30-69 .303 5th
11 47-52 .475 3rd
12 59-40 .596 1st 2nd Seed in the Mild League series - Lost 1-3 to Seattle Garages in Round 1
13 58-41 .586 2nd 2nd Seed in the Mild League series - Won 3-2 to Canada Moist Talkers in Round 1, Lost 0-3 to Baltimore Crabs in Round 2
14 45-54 .455 4th
15 43-56 .434 5th
16 52-47 .525 4th

Blessings and Decrees

In the Season 7 election, the Fridays recieved six blessings:

In the Season 10 election, the Fridays won the People's Champions blessing, trading Evelton McBlase II, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Bevan Underbuck for Nagomi Mcdaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock. The Fridays also benefited from the effects of the Shadow Ban Together blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, boosting their shadows by 3%.

In the Season 11 elections, the Fridays were assigned the Arcana II The High Priestess.

In the Season 12 elections, the Fridays received the Trust will, granting Jacob Winner the Flippers modification, and the Infuse will, increasing Alyssa Harrell's stats. The Fridays also traded Nagomi Mcdaniel to the Seattle Garages for Greer Gwiffin due to the Garages' Plunder will.

In the Season 13 elections, the Fridays received the Foreshadow will, bringing Fenry Marlow forth from the Team's Shadows in exchange for Lizzy Pasta, and the Infuse will, increasing Alyssa Harrell's stats once again.

In the Season 14 elections, the Fridays received the Exchange will, sending Alyssa Harrell to the Baltimore Crabs in return for Baldwin Breadwinner. They also received the Plunder will, trading Greer Gwiffin to the LA Unlimited Tacos in return for Valentine Games. In addition, Spears Taylor received the Walk in the Park modification due to the the Solo Stroll blessing.

In the Season 15 elections, the Fridays received the Move will, switching Juice Collins from the lineup to their rotation. They also received the Alternate will for Baldwin Breadwinner, which granted the alternate player the Parasite modification. The Fridays won two blessings, Bird Brain, which gave Jacob Winner the Affinity for Crows, and Batting Practice, which boosted their lineup's batting stars by 1 to 4%.

In the Season 16 elections, the Fridays received the Move will, switching Baldwin Breadwinner from the lineup to their rotation. They also received the Transfuse will for Fenry Marlow, infusing their pitching and outfusing their batting.

In the Season 17 elections, the Fridays received the Transfuse will for Juice Collins, infusing their pitching and outfusing their defense. They also received the Reform will for Beck Whitney, rerolling their Roamin' modification to High Pressure. The Fridays won the Handcrafted Sunglasses Drop blessing, gifting Stevenson Heat Smokey Blood Sunglasses.

In the Season 18 elections, the Fridays received the Foreshadow will, sending Sutton Dreamy to the shadows in exchange for Alyssa Harrell. They also received the Shadow Infuse will for Melton Campbell, infusing their batting. The Fridays won the Skate Board blessing, gifting Alyssa Harrell a Skate Board.

In the Season 19 elections, the Fridays received the Foreshadow will, sending Mordecai Kingbird to the Shadows in exchange for Yasslyn Statter Jr.. They also received the Move will, moving Mordecai Kingbird from their bullpen to their bench. Additionally, they received the Equivalent Exchange will, sending Alyssa Harrell to the Chicago Firefighters in return for Gabriel Griffith. The Fridays won three blessings, Shadow of the Bats, which adjusted their Shadows’ pitching from -5 to 20%, Walk It Off, which improved Spears Taylor’s Moxie by 29%, and Shadow Sunglasses Supply Run, which gifted all Shadows players with an open item slot a pair of Sunglasses.

In the Season 20 elections, the Fridays received the Shadow Infuse will for Cordula Standlake, infusing their pitching. They also received the Move will, moving Yasslyn Statter Jr. from their rotation to their Shadows. The Fridays won two blessings, Pitch Runner, which moved Stevenson Heat to the lineup, and Slow Clap, which gave Don Mitchell the Slow Build modification.

In the Season 21 elections, the Fridays received the Shadow Infuse will for Melton Campbell, infusing their defense. They also received the Roster Swap will, switching Don Mitchell from their lineup to their rotation in exchange for Yosh Carpenter. The Fridays won the Recruit Ego blessing, which recruited Nicholas Mora to their lineup from the Canada Moist Talkers.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Vibes

For more team-related Vibes, see Hawai‘i Fridays/History.

Newspaper clipping of some Season 2 Hawai'i Fridays players chilling together.

The Fridays are blessed/cursed by Our Lady of Perpetual Friday. For the Fridays, it is always island time. Players cannot feel the passing of the hours for it is always late afternoon on Friday, a time to stop worrying about the trials of the week and instead a time to hang out with family and friends. No matter the temperature, the Fridays experience the weather as a cool 70-something degrees with a pleasant ocean breeze. The smell of pit oven smoke lingers around them. They are fun at parties.

The Fridays are a workers' cooperative where each player owns an equal stake in the team. Departing players give their shares to transfers. There are no coaches, managers, or non-player owners. Everyone on the team fills these roles simultaneously.

The Fridays never go home from a game before having a nice cookout with the opposing team. Fan cheers include the classic "TGIF!', the lengthier "TGIFE24HADAFH" (Thank God It's Friday Every 24 Hours All Days Are Friday Here), "GRILL'S UP!" during the 7th inning protein snack, "WSSSHHH!" (wave noises), and "IT'S ISLAND TIME!" (the team motto).

Officially recognized as the most chill team, they frequently arrive late to games as they are always on island time.

Stadium

Season 3 team members relaxing between games.

The Fridays do not have a proper stadium and prefer to play wherever the vibes feel right.

Uniform

There is no Fridays uniform. Players wear whatever they want—sometimes in team colors, sometimes not. (Always in 'aloha shirt' patterns.) Despite not having a uniform, the Fridays do have a dress code: if wearing a shirt, at least one button must be unbuttoned to feel the ocean breeze. It is unclear if any player has read the dress code.

Blaseball players of various teams having fun at a Fridays beach cookout.

Rivals

None.

Friends

The Dallas Steaks, Chicago Firefighters, Unlimited Tacos, Kansas City Breath Mints, San Francisco Lovers, Boston Flowers, Charleston Shoe Thieves, Yellowstone Magic, New York Millennials, Hades Tigers, Philly Pies, Baltimore Crabs, Mexico City Wild Wings, Hellmouth Sunbeams, Canada Moist Talkers, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Seattle Garages, Miami Dale, Tokyo Lift, Core Mechanics, Atlantis Georgias, Ohio Worms and Houston Spies are always invited to post-game cookouts.

Mascots

Juice Collins, Don Mitchell, Evelton McBlase, Stevenson Heat, and Beck Whitney wearing floral pattern suits walking in a line amid an evening scene, definitely not looking like they're about to commit a heist
Juice Collins, Don Mitchell, Evelton McBlase, Stevenson Heat, and Beck Whitney going to the Blellagio after a game. By @ch00beh

There is no official team mascot. At various times, the Fridays mascot has been: any bird in the vicinity of the game currently going on (often Hawaiian honeycreepers, such as Fletcher Yamamoto himself), a fan dressed up as a volcano, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday, C O C O N U T, or literally anything silly that shows up to the game. During his time on the team, Gabriel Griffith has been known to take it upon himself to act as a mascot when not pitching.

Sponsorships

While the team was historically open to sponsorships, with the departure of York Silk and companies unable to sponsor Jacob Winner (despite their best efforts), the team has stopped accepting sponsorship offers.

Memorabilia