Gloria Bugsnax

Gloria Bugsnax
Art by @kaloliferart
Basic Information
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Aug 26, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Sleep-pitching
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	91
Soulscream	AAEIIAAEIIAAIAXIAIAXIAUEAUIUEAUIUEUAHHEUAHHEXAAOXXAAOXXAIIHIAIIHIA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	xe/xem/xyr

Gloria Bugsnax is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 59 after replacing Matheo Carpenter due to incineration.

Official League Records

At the end of Season 6, the Flowers won the Sharing Signs blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ½ -star to ★.

On Season 7, Day 25, Bugsnax's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters batter Declan Suzanne in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 81 game against the Baltimore Crabs, Bugsnax partied and received a -star boost to batting & pitching, and a -star boost to baserunning and defense.

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Bugsnax partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, baserunning, and defense.

At the end of Season 9, the Hellmouth Sunbeams won the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★  to ★★½ and defense from ★★½ to ★★★.

At the end of Season 10, the Unlimited Tacos won the Sharing Signs blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★½ to ★★★.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Gloria emerges fully-formed from xyr flowerpot, by @blockmechanics

Gloria Bugsnax was the Flowers' team pet, a venus flytrap carried to away games and kept in the dugout. Xe appeared to be a perfectly normal plant until Matheo Carpenter was incinerated and the Weird Flex went flying. Catching it, Bugsnax emerged as a fully formed Blaseball Player through sheer force of willpower, taking Carpenter's place at the plate and shocking xyr new teammates.

While some have speculated about a connection between Bugsnax and Caligula Lotus, they firmly insist they are not related in the slightest. Theories about the Boston Garden's propensity to grow blaseball-playing plants abound, but not much is known. What is notable is that unlike Lotus, who sprung up from the ground itself, Bugsnax was the team's pet plant long before xe joined the team—xe retains memories from this time, and as such has a deep and abiding love for xyr teammates, showing affection to them often and freely.

Bugsnax has ADHD, and has been known to dance as a stim when excited, particularly after a good blaseball play.

Bugsnax introduced Nepenthe Saracen to the team as a pitching coach around ten days after joining the team as a player. While xe claims to have no ulterior motive for doing so, Gloria often seems to enjoy it when Nepenthe manages to get Beck Whitney to take a break from coaching. Bugsnax, Saracen, and Lotus have been observed to share knowledge with each other without any noticeable external communication.

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