Francisco Preston/IF-82.085

Rumor / Community Lore
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That's My Dad!

A few things to know about Francisco Preston.

38 years old.
Dude's a solid hitter.
Has a dog. The dog has never chased a blaseball in her life.
Has memorized the birthdays of everyone in the league and makes sure everyone gets a card with a 20 in it on their birthday.
- Everyone except King Weatherman. He gets a five.
Grills during league siestas.
Will teach you to play blaseball.
Is here for you.
Camps in the park during home series. His tent is (usually) located between second and third blase. Players will often stop at his tent for some chinwag and a hot dog.
When asked about his teammates, Francisco responds "They're a good kid, I'm proud to play with 'em."
- This is also Francisco's response when asked about himself.
The kind of guy who, if you come out to him, claps you on the shoulder and tells you he's glad you trust him that much, then invites you for a good, clean game of blaseball.
- This was also Francisco's response when he came out as trans himself.
Has custom waders fashioned by the Archmagi that are able to withstand the boiling, acidic pools of Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark) .