Francisco Preston

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Francisco Preston is a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Return of Blaseball.

Official League Records

Preston joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 5 elections, Preston received a combined 12.3 11.4 stat decrease as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season 7, Day 90, Preston swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 12.0 7.5 stat decrease.

During the Coffee Cup, Preston played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

During the Season 14 elections, Preston's peanut allergy was removed as a result of the Nut Button blessing.

On Season 16, Day 30, Preston became a pitcher due to Reverb.

During the Season 16 elections, Preston retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Melton Telephone as a result of the Magic's Foreshadow will.

During the Season 17 elections, Preston rejoined the Magic's active roster as a result of the Magic's Move will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

During the Season 22 elections, Preston gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, and the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

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Box of Francisco Preston Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-13.1.12-D and start reading...

Ornithomantic Assignation


A scrap of wrinkled parchment is inscribed in dark ink by the Augur's hand

A collection of these notes was located in a file cabinet within the Yellowstone National Park Ballpark offices, all sharing a similar handwriting and purpose. Each note describes a member of the Yellowstone Magic, in synchronicity with a known reality counterpart, but as a particular species of bird. It remains unclear why the Augur is scrying these particular ornithomancies and what purpose they may serve, but the findings are dutifully recorded and cataloged when new ones are discovered.

Scrying target: Francisco Preston (Magic lineup, Dad)

Ornithomantic assignation: greater rhea (Rhea americana) - large flightless ratite native to South America.

Appearance is consistent with expectations. A large bird nearly 5 feet tall, with tattered grey plumage bearing rich brown undertone. Exudes a very welcoming aura. Slight associated aroma of barbecue, flickering between hamburgers, hot dogs, and bratwurst. (and mustard)

Individual is otherwise difficult to identify in comparison to other rheas. This species is well known for its strong paternal drives, with male birds incubating and raising multiple clutches, and freely adopting any unattended chicks they may encounter. Individual in question strongly aligned with these characteristics! I confess, I have struggled to not refer to this individual as Dad throughout the writing of this report. Individual associates with other teammates in a protective manner, observably proud of their accomplishments and supportive during their struggles.

Arachismic-legumic reactivity: poor. One known report from Season β7 resulting in significant decrease in max performance.

Sanguinicity: unknown.

Migration status: nonmigratory (as of yet)

Ley line attunement: well done.

This one is a very solid, providing something akin to a foundation to the team. I do have my concerns regarding how the team might react should something happen-

The parchment is burned beyond these words.


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