Famous Owens

Famous Owens
art by @glassgoblin
Basic Information
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Former Team(s)	Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Hades Tigers
Overall Rating	(2.5)
Batting	(3.5)
Pitching	(2.5)
Defense	(2.5)
Running	(1.5)
Vibes	(3)
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 2
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Species	Cognitohazard
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Famous Owens is a player for the Hawai'i Fridays and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Owens has played for the Hades Tigers and Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Official League Records

Owens joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Hades Tigers with the Return of Blaseball.

Owens pitched a game in all three series of the Tigers' Season β4 championship run, and went undefeated en route to the league title, an accolade shared with Yazmin Mason.

In the Season β9 elections, Owens was affected by the Tag Team Pitching blessing, increasing their pitching rating from to .

During the Tigers' Season β12 push for a championship, Owens pitched three games, recording two shut outs and conceding only a single run, proving instrumental in the Tigers winning their third title. Significantly, Owens would pitch the first perfect game under the Tigers' name during the 4th and final game of the Wild League Finals against the Hellmouth Sunbeams with 7 strikeouts recorded. Subsequently, Owens Evolved to Base 1, protecting their stars from dropping below 1.

In the Season β14 elections, Owens benefited from the Non-Dominant Arms blessing, increasing their pitching 3.4 ★-> 3.6 ★.

Owens gained Fire type blood in the Season β16 elections as a result of the Fiery blessing.

During Season β17, Owens Partied twice, increasing their batting to , Pitching to , Baserunning to , and Defence to .

During the Season β18 elections, Owens Evolved from Base 1 to Base 2 as a result of the Targeted Evolution Blessing, thus becoming the first player in the ILB to reach Base 2.

During the Season β19 elections, Owens retreated to the Tigers' Shadows in exchange for Mummy Melcon as a result of the Tigers' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 16.2 → 16.7 stat increase.

On Season β21, Day 114, Owens joined the Tigers' lineup in exchange for Matteo Triumphant at Sixth Circle Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β21 elections, Owens' batting increased from 4.2 → 5.4 as a result of the Tigers' Shadow Infuse Will.

On Season β23, Day 95, Owens was exchanged to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to Feedback. Owens was replaced by Spears Rogers. The two were exchanged back to their original teams later that game in the last possible moment.

On Season β24, Day 1, Owens siphoned some of Atlantis Georgias hitter Geraldine Frost's batting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Owens fell to the Hawai'i Fridays.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Famous Owens Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-156.2 and start reading...

Personality

Famous Owens is strangely familiar. They have your grandfather’s hands, your best friend’s laugh and the effortlessly attractive tousled hair of your first high school crush. They have the nervous tic you noticed on a stranger last week, the nod that your barkeep gives you, the soothing voice of the kind lecturer whose classes you couldn’t stop dozing off in.

Owens denies there is anything untoward about their appearance. When questioned, they say they “just have one of those faces, I guess.”

Of course, all that matters to Tigers fans is that Owens has a throwing arm unlike anyone you know.

Trivia

• In spite of their manifold interdimensional manifestations, a consistent aspect of Owens is their friendship with Dunlap Figueroa. This was on full display during the Season β16 wild card round; after Figueroa was attacked by Consumers, Owens thwarted the second attempt by storming the field of play with their bat in hand, shattering it across a consumer's head to defend their teammate.
• Ayanna Dumpington is the bane of the existence of at least some of the Famouss, such as 11.903 (raccoon), 12.19 (Other), 18.18 (maybe Zeus?), 27.614 (deeply sketchy demon) due to her constantly insisting that they hydrate and cannonballing into the team pool/Owens' pool whenever they is in the splash zone. Famous Owens IF-238.91 doesn't really understand all the fuss, but thinks Dumpington is doing a just swell job.
  • Nonetheless, Owens delights in helping Dumpington find the most flamboyant and fashionable of new fits.
• Owens appears friendly with new Tiger Lottie Ceilingfan, though the details of their friendship are unknown. The younger player appears to be on good terms with Owens with Owens taking an almost older siblinglike relationship with her.

Fan Works

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Famous Owens by @glassgoblin

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  Famous Owens by @juangeedraws

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  Hiroto Wilcox and Famous Owens by @juangeedraws

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  Dunlap Figueroa, Hiroto Wilcox, and Famous by @glassgoblin

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  art by majestic-salad

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  Owens and Lottie Ceilingfan, by majestic-salad

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  by @_pysics