Eduardo Ingram

Eduardo Ingram
Art by @nash_high
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.1)
Pitching	(0.9)
Defense	(1.7)
Running	(2.2)
Modifications	ReverberatingA Reverberating Player has a small chance of batting again after each of their At-Bats end.
Items	None
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–Aug 26, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Bubble bath
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	81
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/them, He/him
Species	Seraph
Personal Relationships
Wives	Leach Ingram

Eduardo Ingram was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β4, Day 55.

Official League Record

Ingram joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 15, Ingram swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β3 elections, Ingram had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the Summoning Circle blessing.

On Season β4, Day 55, Ingram was incinerated and replaced by Lenny Spruce.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Ingram was quite small, but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings.

It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of the immutable laws of the universe. Since the pair was separated after Ingram's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, their wife has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of the open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Ingram could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts.

Ingram played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing Blaseball.

Chants

• Steady for Eddie! (memorial)
• Slam for Ingram! (memorial)

Fan Works

Text Works

• Tear Your Little World Apart fic by Discord user athenadykes#4899
• Immutable fic by @gaymaul

Gallery

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  Eduardo and Leach Ingram by @nash_high

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  Eddie and Leach by @nash_high

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  Eduardo Ingram by @8loi88

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  Eddie by @solphy

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  Eddie and Leach by @solphy

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  Eduardo by @prinnamon

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  Eduardo by @gaymaul

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  Eduardo and Whit by @gaymaul

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Eduardo by Numbersninja