Don Elliott

Don Elliott
Mini-Blaseball rendition by @HetreaSky
Basic Information
Team	Miami Dale
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(2.1)
Pitching	(2.0)
Defense	(2.1)
Running	(1.6)
Modifications	ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Bat ○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Squats
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	56
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Species	human

Don Elliott is a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since Season 1. Elliott is currently in the Shadows.

Official League Records

Elliott joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Dale at the beginning of Season 1. Despite a middling rating, Elliott was a reliable player and had the most strikeouts of any Dale pitcher during Season 3.

On Season 5, Day 74, Elliott became a batter due to Reverb, switching their position with Sixpack Santiago.

In the Season 9 elections, Elliott was targeted by a rogue umpire for the New Kid blessing, which would have incinerated the team's least idolized player; however, the incineration was prevented by Raúl Leal with the Iffey Jr.

During the Season 16 elections, Elliott retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Nagomi McDaniel, as a result of the Dale's Foreshadow will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Early Life

The 47th Incarnation of Don Elliott, or Don Elliott for short, was born and raised in a monastery dedicated to following the teachings of the original Don Elliott. The Elliottists, as they are called, choose, in a laborious and secretive process, the replacement for Don Elliott whenever the current Don Elliott passes away, drawing from the most dedicated and knowledgeable Elliottist monks. The chosen monk is said to be the next reincarnation of Don Elliott.

Elliottists dedicate their life to understanding and adhering to Don Elliott's teachings and actions, relying on historical and contemporary religious texts and compendiums such as The Path of Meticulously Parting Your Hair to the Left, The 6 Commandments of Frying Some Kick-Ass Conch Fritters, and The Way of Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys After the Big Game. They also record the thoughts of the Don Elliott incarnations, who have, throughout the eras, been known for their wisdom-filled aphorisms and proverbs. Famous examples include: "Weather sure is a bit chilly today, huh folks?" (9th Don Elliott), "I think I saw a great sale on lawnmowers on the way here" (20th Don Elliott), and "Nothing beats cracking a cold one with the boys after the big game" (46th Don Elliott).

Career

The 47th Don Elliott has commented on the multiple fatalities occurring in blaseball games, as well as his carefree style of play: "Well, I sure feel for the other players and their families out there, but I gotta say, I kinda have an advantage out here, you know. If I ever kick it in one of these games I will just keep living on through the next Don Elliotts."

Personal Life

Don Elliott is married with four children: Donjomin, Donathan, Dawn, and Phyllis.

Fan Art

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  Don Elliott (left) and Wyatt Owens (right) by Shibeanu