Dickerson Morse

Dickerson Morse
Art by @MLeeLunsford
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints, Dallas Steaks, Atlantis Georgias
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.0)
Pitching	(2.8)
Defense	(3.3)
Running	(4.8)
Modifications	UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
Items	Squiddish Travelling Jersey ●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Hanging on by a thread
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	76
Biographical Details
Nickname(s)	Slickie Dickie
Species	Human

Dickerson Morse is a pitcher in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the Season 22 elections. Morse has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints, Dallas Steaks, and Atlantis Georgias.

Official League Record

Morse joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 6 Day 14, Morse siphoned some of Canada Moist Talkers pitcher Ortiz Morse's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season 8, Day 62, Morse was exchanged to the Dallas Steaks due to Feedback. Morse was replaced by Marco Stink.

In the Season 19 elections, Morse was exchanged to the Atlantis Georgias as a result of the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will. Morse was replaced by Wyatt Mason IV.

On Season 20, Day 80, Morse retreated to the Georgias' Shadows in exchange for Goobie Ballson as a result of the Atlantean Dome's Fax Machine.

Morse was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the Season 22 elections via the Gachapon blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Morse has been tapping a message on his shoes in Morse code as part of his warm-up ritual. This was only recently noticed, and the message is as of yet incomplete. The speed and complexity of the code has led to several interpretations.

Morse cuts the sleeves off his jerseys to better accommodate his large frame. When Mints management offered to make custom sleeveless uniforms, Morse reportedly responded with "It's about the process, the act of creation".

Morse currently holds the Internet League Blaseball records for bench press at 415 kg.

Morse prefers any song by Tap Dogs for his walk-up music. He says the soothing rhythms remind him of his time working in a telegraph office, many years ago.

Side Work

When not batting, Morse works a side job as a private investigator. The majority of his time is spent investigating shoe thefts after Charleston games. He has self-published his early exploits, which he sells at the Steaks Pro Shop to support Youths Without Rhythm. Each volume costs $5.99 or 60 squats: Dickerson Morse and the Case of the Missing Mint, Dickerson Morse Gets the Boot and From Bad to Morse.

Fan Works

Gallery

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  Morse & PolkaDot Patterson while on the Mints together
  by @_iznj

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  Dickerson Morse by @gaymaul

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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