Cudi Di Batterino

Cudi Di Batterino
Art by oddsquint#2015 on discord.
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Tokyo Lift
Former Team(s)	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	active
Batting	(3.2)
Pitching	(5.5)
Defense	(3.8)
Running	(2.0)
Modifications	IntuitiveThis Player's pitching will be boosted 10% when switching from Lineup to Rotation, and their hitting will be boosted 10% when switching from Rotation to Lineup.  ShelledA Shelled player is trapped in a big Peanut and is unable to bat or pitch. Shelled players are also immune to incineration.
Items	Travelling Sunglasses ●●
Dates Active	Oct 17, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Powerlifting
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	90

Cudi Di Batterino is a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. Di Batterino has played for the Canada Moist Talkers.

Official League Records

Di Batterino joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections, after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Coffee Cup, Di Batterino played for Club de Calf as a pitcher.

On Season 12, Day 6, Di Batterino swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 12.1 → 7.4 stat decrease.

During the Season 13 elections, Di Batterino retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Engine Eberhardt as a result of the Lift's Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 7.4 → 8.6 stat increase.

During the Season 14 elections, Di Batterino rejoined the Lift's pitching rotation in exchange for Val Hitherto as a result of the Lift's Foreshadow will.

On Season 15, Day 95, Di Batterino entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Di Batterino partied 1 time, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 10 stat increase.

During the Season 17 elections, Di Batterino's pitching was increased 3.1 → 4.2 and batting decreased 2.3 → 1.9 as a result of the Lift's Transfuse will.

During the Season 18 elections, Di Batterino gained the Intuitive modification as a result of the A Natural blessing.

On Season 19, Day 1, Di Batterino siphoned some of Jazz Hands hitter Zippy DeShields's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, resulting in a 4.2 → 4.8 increase in pitching. Di Batterino was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Goobie Ballson during the Season 19 election via the Moist Talkers' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 20, Day 79, Di Batterino retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Beasley Gloom as a result of Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.

On Season 21, Day 45, Di Batterino rejoined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Amos Melon via Gleek Arena's Fax Machine. Di Batterino was then traded to the Lift in exchange for Freemium Seraph during the Season 21 elections via the Lift's Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process. This resulted in the first and only time Intuitive has activated, granting a 2.1 → 2.7 increase to batting.

On Season 22, Day 25, Di Batterino was   in a game with Peanuts weather by Chicago Firefighters pitcher Peanutiel Duffy. On Day 76, Di Batterino entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Di Batterino partied 1 time, resulting in a combined 12.5 → 13.8 stat increase.

On Season 22, Day 104, Di Batterino retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Ankle Halifax at the Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 114, Di Batterino joined the Lift's pitching rotation in exchange for Uncle Plasma XIV as a result of the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Cudi Di Batterino Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...

AVAST!
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.

Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With The Tokyo Adrift

Cudi Di Batterino, latest in a long line of highly esteemed privateers, was slated to inherit a family vessel and take over as its captain. He instead opted to stowaway in the grandest ship he could find docked nearby, inadvertently beginning his career as a crewmember aboard The Tokyo Adrift. The journal notes that Di Batterino was a steady hand aboard the ship, hardworking and reliable if a bit odd. Several entries describe him “speaking to himself in hushed tones” but perhaps even stranger is the fact that “whispered replies from unfamiliar voices” were occasionally heard in response. Further accounts from other crew members describe cold spots around Di Batterino’s hammock. In one incident, Di Batterino finished a job in the lower decks meant for five men by himself in half the time. When questioned on how he achieved such results, he was quoted as responding, “Old family secret”.

One entry describes Cudi’s belief in an ethereal shark that follows him around. While the journal does not provide visual confirmation or evidence for the existence of said shark, an unnamed crewmate was quoted as saying “I called him crazy for throwin’ a piece of meat overboard but the bloody thing vanished before hitting the sea”. The entry concludes with the writer conceding that while they had yet to witness the shark themselves, stranger things have happened on the Immateria Seas.

Fan Works

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  Art by @saltbuzzard. Template by Stonius Liftalonicus VI#7675.

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  Art by @saltbuzzard.

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  Cudi and Lance Serotonin. Art by @C4NDL3W4X

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  Art by @510five_

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  Art by @510five_

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  Squiddish Di Batterino after returning to the Lift, by @C4NDL3W4X

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  Season 22 party in the peanut, by @510five_

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  Di Batterino, shelled and entangled in a black hole following the events of Season 24. By @saltbuzzard

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  Di Batterino on the Canada Moist Talkers. By @saltbuzzard

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  By @saltbuzzard

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  Di Batterino in Season 22, temporarily back to batting. By @saltbuzzard

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  Di Batterino in the late Expansion Era, by @saltbuzzard

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