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(this will mean nothing if you haven't listened to twilight mirage but: Collin's Melon is a valid New Earth Hegemony name)
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'''Collins Mellon''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]], and has been with the team since [[Season 2]], Day 65, replacing [[Dickerson Greatness]].
  
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{{Community Lore}}
 
Collins Melon has a round to slightly oval shape, typically 15-22 cm (5.9-8.7 in) long. They generally range in weight from 1.8 to 3.6 kg (4.0 to 7.9 lb). Their flesh is usually pale green in colour, while their smooth peel ranges from greenish to yellow. Like most of their family, they have seeds. They thrive in semiarid climates and were picked up by the [[Houston Spies]] based on maturity, not size.
 
Collins Melon has a round to slightly oval shape, typically 15-22 cm (5.9-8.7 in) long. They generally range in weight from 1.8 to 3.6 kg (4.0 to 7.9 lb). Their flesh is usually pale green in colour, while their smooth peel ranges from greenish to yellow. Like most of their family, they have seeds. They thrive in semiarid climates and were picked up by the [[Houston Spies]] based on maturity, not size.
 
Their playing career began on day 65 of season 2 after the untimely [[incineration]] of [[Dickerson Greatness]].
 
  
 
It has been theorised that Melon's name should in fact be rendered as "Collin's Melon", but this interpretation only raises further questions as to the identity and motives of this "Collin".
 
It has been theorised that Melon's name should in fact be rendered as "Collin's Melon", but this interpretation only raises further questions as to the identity and motives of this "Collin".

Revision as of 20:17, 8 August 2020

Collins Mellon is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 65, replacing Dickerson Greatness.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Collins Melon has a round to slightly oval shape, typically 15-22 cm (5.9-8.7 in) long. They generally range in weight from 1.8 to 3.6 kg (4.0 to 7.9 lb). Their flesh is usually pale green in colour, while their smooth peel ranges from greenish to yellow. Like most of their family, they have seeds. They thrive in semiarid climates and were picked up by the Houston Spies based on maturity, not size.

It has been theorised that Melon's name should in fact be rendered as "Collin's Melon", but this interpretation only raises further questions as to the identity and motives of this "Collin".