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'''Collins Melon''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Melon has been with the team since [[Season 6]], Day 41 after replacing [[Comfort Septemberish]] due to [[Feedback]]. Melon joined the [[ILB]] as a batter for the [[Houston Spies]] on [[Season 2]], Day 65, replacing [[Dickerson Greatness]] due to incineration.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] and has been with the team since [[Season 6]], Day 41. Melon has played for the [[Houston Spies]].
  
 
== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
On [[Season 6]], Day 41, Melon was caught in a [[feedback]] incident with [[Comfort Septemberish]], swapping to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]
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Melon joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]] on [[Season 2]], Day 65 after the [[incineration]] of [[Dickerson Greatness]].
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On [[Season 6]], Day 41, Melon was exchanged to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] due to [[Feedback]]. Melon was replaced by [[Comfort Septemberish]].
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Melon played for [[Royal PoS]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Melon played for [[Royal PoS]] as a pitcher.
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Melon received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.8|21.3}} as a result of the Jazz Hands' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will.
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During the [[Season 16#Earlsiesta|Season 16 Earlsiesta]], Melon lost the [[Modifications|'''Alternate''']] modification.
  
 
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Revision as of 15:27, 20 April 2021

Collins Melon is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and has been with the team since Season 6, Day 41. Melon has played for the Houston Spies.

Official League Records

Melon joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Houston Spies on Season 2, Day 65 after the incineration of Dickerson Greatness.

On Season 6, Day 41, Melon was exchanged to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to Feedback. Melon was replaced by Comfort Septemberish.

During the Coffee Cup, Melon played for Royal PoS as a pitcher.

During the Season 14 elections, Melon received a combined stat change of 16.8 21.3 as a result of the Jazz Hands' Infuse will.

During the Season 16 Earlsiesta, Melon lost the Alternate modification.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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History

Collins Melon has a round to slightly oval shape, typically 15–22 cm (5.9–8.7 in) long. They generally range in weight from 1.8–3.6 kg (4.0–7.9 lb). Their flesh is pink in colour, while their smooth peel ranges from greenish to yellow. Like most of their family, they have seeds. They thrive in semiarid climates and were picked up by the Houston Spies based on maturity, not size.

Theories of Origin

Collins Melon, like many Spies, is shrouded in mystique, and speculation as to the workings of their physical form has become a favorite topic of discourse among Spies fans, even resulting in brawls between particularly dedicated blaseball hooligans.

What is the truth? The world may never know.

Hypothesis A: Collins Melon

Judging by the way they seem to act as one entity unconcerned with human priorities, Collins Melon could be an average muskmelon which has gained sentience. Questions raised by this hypothesis include: what could a melon want from the game of blaseball, is Melon's lifespan as short as the average melon, and if vegetables can be sentient (without being dryads such as Paula Turnip or Basilio Fig, of course), what have humans been eating this whole time?

Hypothesis B: Collin's Melon

Before now, no sentient plant beings have been confirmed to exist without the aid of some form of high magic, of which Melon shows no trace. This supports blaseballers' second prevailing hypothesis, that Collins Melon is an entity known as Collin, either originally human or purely spiritual in the manner of Landry Violence, that is possessing a melon. Questions raised by this hypothesis include: what happened to Collin's body, is their possession of this melon counting as theft, and why choose a melon of all possible things as a body?

Hypothesis C: Collins' Melon

The final commonly accepted hypothesis, supported by Melon's lack of coordination and ability to nicely fill out their regulation team uniform, is that Melon is two short people with the surname Collins, stacked on top of each other in a trench coat and using a melon as a head. Questions raised by this hypothesis include: why are the Collinses so short, how do they seem to act as one individual, and how have they avoided simply eating the sweet flesh of the melon?

Alt Reality/"Collins Watermelon"

After being affected by the Alternate Reality decree passed by the fanblase at the end of Season 4, Collins Melon was noted to change species from a muskmelon to a watermelon. It is hypothesized that the switch also changed their origin from one of the hypotheses stated above to another. Although this has little effect on Melon themself, it has caused the Melon truthers within the Spies stands to tear up their evidence while howling in frustration.

Life Outside of the Spies

After transferring to the Jazz Hands, Melon had some difficulty integrating into the Breckenridge community due to their mysterious and extremely discreet nature. Eventually, new teammate Aldon Cashmoney offered some assistance, and drew a face on Melon. From there, the community began taking Melon on a variety of hobby trips, taking a photo from each. A selection is provided below.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

No other versions of Collins Melon have been observed. If you have information regarding a different version of Collins Melon, please add it here.

Gallery