Charleston Shoe Thieves/Beta/Season 7

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves
Season 7
Dates	September 14, 2020 - September 20, 2020
← Previous	Season 6
Next →	Season 8
Results
Overall Record	56-43
Divine Favor	5
Division	1st in Mild Low
League	2nd in Mild League
ILB Placement	3rd overall
Roster Changes
None
Blessings
None (Bless Off)

In Season β7 the Charleston Shoe Thieves got back from their two seasons slump and ended the regular season with the second best record in the Mild League, third in the ILB. These results led them to be among the 4 teams affected by the Bless Off decree.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Hotbox Sato Richardson Games Velasquez Alstott Lachlan Shelton Stu Trololol Sebastian Woodman Howell Franklin Esme Ramsey Blood Hamburger	Kevin Dudley Gunther O'Brian Beasley Gloom Cornelius Games Snyder Briggs
Shadows Bench Bullpen William Boone Oliver Hess Bennett Takahashi Simba Davis Winnie Loser Carter Oconnor Rhys Rivera Rodriguez Sunshine Herring Winfield Donia Johnson Jorge Owens
Shadows were not visible on the website until Season β12.

Season

Roster Changes

In Season 7, the Shoe Thieves experienced three Blooddrains:

• On Day 29 Basilio Fig siphoned some baserunning from Lachlan Shelton. That same day, Wyatt Pothos siphoned some pitching from Velasquez Alstott.
• On Day 38 Curry Aliciakeyes siphoned some pitching from Cornelius Games.

Notable Games

While the Shoe Thieves did not experience notable games during the regular season, former members of the team were victims of instability caused by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

• On Day 33, Antonio Wallace was incinerated during Ruby Tuesday.
• On Day 81, Workman Gloom was incinerated after getting hit by a pitch from Jaylen Hotdogfingers on Day 75. Workman famously hit a homerun after their incineration.
• On Day 100, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit Blood Hamburger, Velasquez Alstott and Sebastian Woodman with a pitch, turning all 3 of them Unstable under Eclipse weather. They all survived the game.

Postseason

The Charleston Shoe Thieves made the Postseason as the 2nd seed in the Mild League.

Round 1 vs. Seattle Garages

Day	Weather	Away Pitcher		Score	Home Pitcher
Day 100		Jaylen Hotdogfingers	🎸	5 - 3	👟	Kevin Dudley
Day 101		Gunther O'Brian	👟	5 - 4	🎸	Tot Clark
Day 102		Arturo Huerta	🎸	12 - 6	👟	Beasley Gloom
Day 103		Cornelius Games	👟	3 - 0	🎸	Ron Monstera
Day 104		Henry Marshallow	🎸	7 - 5	👟	Snyder Briggs

The Seattle Garages took the series 3 - 2. The Shoe Thieves were eliminated.

Election Outcomes

The Shoe Thieves were affected by the Bless Off decree. They still benefitted from the Shame Bubble, protecting the Mild Low division.

• Bless Off passed with 227,274 Votes, 57% of all Decree Votes
  • BLESS OFF PASSES
  • SILENCE FALLS
  • THE CRABS ARE DENIED
  • THE BREATH MINTS ARE DENIED
  • THE SHOE THIEVES ARE DENIED
  • THE JAZZ HANDS ARE DENIED
  • IN THE QUIET
  • THE MICROPHONE CRANKS THE GAIN
• The Shame Bubble blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  
  • The Shame Bubble protects the Mild Low.
  • Shame on the San Francisco Lovers!
  • Shame on the Baltimore Crabs!
  • Shame on the New York Millennials!
  • Shame on the Chicago Firefighters!
  • Shame on the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!
  • Shame on the Houston Spies!
  • Shame on the Boston Flowers!
  • Shame on the Miami Dale!
  • Shame on the Hellmouth Sunbeams!
  • Shame on the Unlimited Tacos!
  • Shame on the Hades Tigers!
  • Shame on the Canada Moist Talkers!
  • Shame on the Seattle Garages!
  • Shame on the Dallas Steaks!
  • Shame on the Kansas City Breath Mints!
  • The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 52,900 votes were cast.